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Welcome everybody to Let's Get Sidetracked
with me, Sophia.

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And me, Stephanie.

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And it is a very cold Wednesday night.

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So cold outside and it's raining as well.

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Yeah.

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Which makes it all soggy and gross.

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Well, it's been raining all day and all
day of yesterday too.

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I like rain, to be honest.

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We shouldn't be surprised.

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It's Oregon.

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That is true.

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I think for the people that
live in Oregon and Washington

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State, we have a lot of
experience with unnecessary rain.

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I did get to test out my new jacket I got
for Christmas.

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Oh yeah?

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It's Portland gear.

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Fancy.

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I have a lot of Portland gear stuff if you
so choose to be a sponsor.

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Wink, wink.

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Yeah, hit us up.

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For sure.

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Local company.

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They make some amazing stuff that's built
for the rain.

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But Lindsay actually for Christmas bought
me their, the jacket.

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It's a Cloudburst jacket,
I believe, in their new

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color chocolate, which is
very chocolatey looking.

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It does not smell like chocolate.

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And don't bother licking it because it
doesn't taste like it either.

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They should make that so it smells like
chocolate.

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Not that it tastes like chocolate because
they're animals.

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You know what it does do?

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What?

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It repels the rain.

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Oh, so it's homophobic.

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Fuck, hydrophobic.

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Hydrophobic.

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Yeah, not, no.

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It's totally cool with being worn by a
queer person because I did it today.

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That is true.

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I did.

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And it also has a super deep hood.

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It doesn't have the little
pull strings, but when

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you pop it up over your
head, it will cover your...

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Look, it's so cool.

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...faces.

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Like it'll keep your glasses...

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Nothing annoys me more about my Colombia.

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Fuck you Colombia, sorry.

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What?

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Yeah.

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Colombia is on the BDS list, which was
really disappointing to find out.

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For those who don't know what the BDS list
is, it's Boycott, Divest, and Sanction.

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Boycott!

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Divest and Sanction.

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Oh!

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It's to stop the State of
Israel from doing what

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they've been doing for
the past 100 years now.

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Which is... everything.

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So it's the, we hate murdering people and
making things shitty list.

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It's the, we hate colonizers kind of
thing.

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Well, I mean, we are colonizers,
so... I know, and I hate us too.

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Well, me too.

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Uh, the thing... What
are you gonna do?

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What are you... you need to talk about
that.

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What are you gonna do?

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Um, I mean... yeah.

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I think the only thing that we can
really do, and I think that a lot of...

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even Native people would
understand, is learning...

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Oh, a hundred percent.

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Yeah.

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If we can't give back the land,
at least know what we did, what our

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ancestors did, understand the atrocities
that happened.

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Oh my god, it was so bad.

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It's still so bad.

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Yeah.

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Also, Christopher Columbus, fucking moron.

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Not a... not a... what's the... not a
discoverer or... Yeah, he didn't discover shit.

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No, he just... he landed at the wrong
spot.

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He found a place.

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And then went, oh look, brown people.

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He thought he was in India.

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Right.

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So, he thought he had made his way to
Asia.

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Right.

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But, no.

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No, no.

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That's why they're... that's why they're
called Indians.

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Oh, exactly.

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Yeah.

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Just... Which, I'm glad we're stepping
away from calling them... Poor navigation.

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...Indians.

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I know.

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They're Native Americans.

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Right.

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That's what they are.

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Hey, yeah.

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I mean, I feel like I... I don't want to
get kicked out of our house, but,

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like, if this portion of land was owned...
settled by Native Americans... Absolutely.

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...before, they should have rights to this
portion of land.

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I think what we... not what we've done,
because we've fucked over the Native

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population, even when we did
give them land back... So much.

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...we still gave them land in the middle
of nowhere.

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We gave them shitty land.

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We gave them shitty land.

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Like, oh, look, would you like some
desert?

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Yeah.

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Here you go.

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I have been on a total of one Native
reserve, and that was about it.

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Warm Springs?

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Huh?

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Warm Springs?

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Warm Springs?

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I think so.

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Yeah.

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I can't... it was a long
time ago, so... Oh, yeah.

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...I can't...

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That's where we
were... well, you wouldn't

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remember it, because you
were a baby, but... yeah.

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Yeah.

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Um, no, I've been on one more,
since whatever you're thinking of.

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Uh, when we went down to... well,
technically... when we would go to the

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campgrounds, there's Native land over
there.

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Which campground?

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Um, the... Fort Stevens, I think?

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There's Native land at Fort Stevens.

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Oh, I'm sure there is.

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Yeah.

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There... just to be clear, there's Native
land everywhere on the state of Oregon.

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Well, the state of Oregon is, I think, the
second biggest land give-back in the U .S.

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No, I hope so.

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...that has given land back.

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I hope so.

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Um, that and Wisconsin, because that's where
a lot of... well, I think it's Cherokee?

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Oklahoma should be
one of the biggest... Yeah.

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...it should.

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Well, Oklahoma... I don't know why anyone
would want to live there.

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Yeah, that's a good point.

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Um, I think the middle
of the U.S., I'm like,

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where the fuck would
you want to be there?

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Uh, that's why they call them flyover
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Yeah.

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Um... Because
they... they are lovely.

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They are very beautiful.

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I have been across those states by... not
airplane.

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I've driven across, I rode across.

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My friend, uh,
my bestie... Kyle.

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...drove.

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But they are beautiful states, but
there is not shit in any of those states.

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Most of the states that we're thinking of
are basically just rock.

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It's just rock.

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I mean, there's a lot of green,
too.

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Rock and dirt.

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But that's it.

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That's pretty much it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Um, it's been... I went to
school with, uh, someone

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who was Native and lived
on a Native, uh, reserve.

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Yeah.

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I forget their name, but they had
beautiful hair.

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Um... Oh my gosh.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Um... Um...

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No, I actually... Sorry, go ahead.

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He was a dick.

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Oh.

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But...

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Beautiful hair.

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He gets a little leeway.

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Because, you
know... I don't know.

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...what we did to them.

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Uh, I mean, does it really make up for it?

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No, not necessarily, but...

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Because you... you should not be a dick
anyway.

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Even how pretty your hair is, it doesn't
matter.

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Mm-hmm.

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And the thing is, is that,
um, he, like, came with...

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he would wear a lot of, uh,
clothing made... Mm-hmm.

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...on Native land.

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Nice.

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And I was like, I really want some of
that, but that's not for me.

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No, it's not for you.

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You're way too white.

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Yeah.

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So, do you know that I... my cousins...
are they my cousins or my second cousins?

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Um, my great aunt is married to a 100%
Native American person.

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Yeah.

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That's pretty cool.

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My favorite aunt.

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Oh, is she still alive?

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Aunt Carrie, yeah.

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Have I met Aunt Carrie?

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Uh, no.

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Not... no, huh?

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You should.

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Yeah.

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So, my cousin, Jane, uh, the one that her
husband sent me the, uh, petrified wood.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Yeah, so I do know this.

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So, her and her siblings are all half,
uh, Native.

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Half Native.

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Yeah.

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That's really cool.

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I used to tease her and... and say
inappropriate things that I'm not gonna

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repeat here, but she was totally fine with
it.

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Like, she didn't hate me for teasing her
about it.

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Yeah.

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Cause she said it too.

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And... and it's not like... it's not like,
uh, you know, the N-word that you...

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that one friend can
say, but the others can't.

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Oh, yeah, of course.

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I assumed that.

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Yeah, no.

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But it was probably, like, the,
um, terms for...

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So, like, the Washington, uh,
football team used to be... Oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So, I think everyone knows what it is.

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Yeah.

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I know what it is.

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Yeah.

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Um, and... But...

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I actually didn't know that was racist
until they changed the name.

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Oh, I know.

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But, see, I can say it because it's my
cousin.

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Yeah.

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So... That's fine.

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You can't say it.

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It's your third cousin or something.

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The... the thing is, is that I don't
understand it.

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Because have you ever seen a Native that
has any sort of red skin?

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Well, being, uh, like a
summertime... Uh, yeah.

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Brown person.

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Yeah, but they're...

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It was not bright red, but it... it's...
it resembled a, uh, yes, it was a lot

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redder than... Look at all of the
white people during the summer.

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Oh, my God.

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They are more than...
110% white people.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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They're totally red.

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Yeah.

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For sure.

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When I look at someone who may
have some sort of mixed skin... Mm-hmm.

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...skin color... Yeah.

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...I'm not like... You look red.

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I'm like... Oh, no.

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They look so much better than any white
person ever.

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I hope you have sunscreen on, because
you're not immune to skin cancer.

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Oh, that would be all of us white people.

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Yeah.

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We are definitely not immune to skin
cancer.

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I... the thing is, is when I turned...
when I got into my teens... Uh-huh.

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...um, I stopped really, um, exposing all
of my skin to the sun, because I became

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more aware over... And then you stopped
going out during the day... daylight hours.

262
00:09:10,141 --> 00:09:10,180
Yeah.

263
00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,800
I'm a little... little slug.

264
00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:12,860
Part of that.

265
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:13,800
Because I hate crimes.

266
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:14,800
Oh, my gosh.

267
00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,100
So, um...

268
00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:18,700
I'm off the... off the subject,
but... Because I tried.

269
00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:23,680
...um, we had a patient that we,
uh, transported a couple of weeks ago.

270
00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,940
And he was so fucking funny.

271
00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:31,060
He was teasing us about not going out
during the daytime hours.

272
00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:35,780
And he goes, uh, oh, so you're Dracula's
bitch.

273
00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:41,380
And as we're taking him out of the back of
the ambulance, I went, no, he's ours.

274
00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:42,400
Aww.

275
00:09:42,401 --> 00:09:44,920
And I thought he was gonna fall off of the
stretcher.

276
00:09:44,921 --> 00:09:46,380
He was laughing so hard.

277
00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,040
And when we picked him up, he was really
upset.

278
00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,940
Like, he was not happy.

279
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,920
He did not feel good about anything.

280
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:58,600
And, um, by the time we...
Like, he was, like, high-fiving us.

281
00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,680
Uh, and he said, uh, something about...

282
00:10:01,681 --> 00:10:06,200
When we were getting ready to leave,
he was like, I know you're Dracula's bitch.

283
00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:07,060
I hope you be mine.

284
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,840
And I was like, yeah, only you.

285
00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:09,700
Yeah.

286
00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,840
And not Dracula.

287
00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:13,660
And so, it was a great experience.

288
00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,900
And it was...

289
00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:19,380
It felt good because he was so unhappy
when we went to pick him up.

290
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,160
And it was... It was...

291
00:10:21,235 --> 00:10:25,200
I just, off the cuff, was like,
mm-mm, no, we're nobody's bitch.

292
00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:26,860
He can be ours.

293
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:27,440
Yeah.

294
00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:33,780
I think that's the best part about your
job, in my opinion, is that you will pick

295
00:10:33,781 --> 00:10:35,920
up people who have
had to deal with the

296
00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:39,340
healthcare system, which
in the US isn't the best.

297
00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,560
And it's the worst part is that they're
sick.

298
00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:42,280
Mm-hmm.

299
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:43,840
And then they have to deal with that
bullshit.

300
00:10:43,841 --> 00:10:44,120
Yeah.

301
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:48,060
But at least they have someone who is
somewhat funny.

302
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,280
I try to be.

303
00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:49,740
Yeah.

304
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:50,460
I...

305
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,632
I'd say I don't try to be
funny because I found

306
00:10:53,732 --> 00:10:56,440
that when I try to be
funny, I just am annoying.

307
00:10:57,205 --> 00:10:59,621
So, I try to... You're
annoying anyway.

308
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:00,520
Anyway.

309
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,060
So...

310
00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:03,180
Dick.

311
00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:04,440
I don't try to be funny.

312
00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:07,580
I... You just... I am...
I just try to be me.

313
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,240
Yeah.

314
00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,500
And I think that's what everyone should
strive to be.

315
00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:11,340
No shit.

316
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,600
Just be yourself around everybody.

317
00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:13,820
I am a whore.

318
00:11:13,821 --> 00:11:13,900
I am a whore.

319
00:11:13,901 --> 00:11:15,876
I try to be the whole lot funnier when I
don't try to be funny.

320
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:16,320
Yeah.

321
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:16,820
Absolutely.

322
00:11:17,245 --> 00:11:23,380
But I let my guard down and I don't behave
honestly, sadly.

323
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,160
I have to admit this.

324
00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:29,780
I don't behave appropriately, but I behave
honestly.

325
00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:34,940
And I think that's what a lot of people
are totally cool with.

326
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,540
They're down for it because I'm not trying
to be super smart.

327
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,400
I'm not trying to be super proper.

328
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:41,040
Mm-hmm.

329
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,080
I'm just being me.

330
00:11:42,081 --> 00:11:47,280
And I'm going to be honest, that's going
to get me in trouble one of these days.

331
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:47,920
Oh, absolutely.

332
00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:48,760
Yeah, it will.

333
00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:51,700
I have no real filter.

334
00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:54,280
Like, I will, in public, just cuss.

335
00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,980
I'll just... because I just don't really
see the reason.

336
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,920
Well, there are some people...

337
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,420
Yeah, sorry.

338
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,180
That it just... it really hurts their
feelings.

339
00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:08,620
Like, they were not raised around someone
that cusses.

340
00:12:08,621 --> 00:12:15,780
Because they find it very inappropriate,
very hurtful for whatever.

341
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,020
It's so sinful.

342
00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:22,960
And I try to be polite until they drop the
first F-bomb.

343
00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:25,820
And then it's like, oh, yeah, we doing
this now.

344
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:26,340
It's okay.

345
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,860
I can say shit or hell or damn or
whatever.

346
00:12:30,635 --> 00:12:33,700
And I don't say cunt around a lot of
people.

347
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,760
I love that fucking word.

348
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,600
I just think cunt is so visceral.

349
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:39,620
Visceral.

350
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:41,900
Excuse you, I'm going to bark.

351
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,200
Somebody else thought it, too.

352
00:12:43,535 --> 00:12:47,620
I think if you are behaving so badly...

353
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,480
Cunt, you're such a cunt.

354
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,260
You're such a fucking cunt.

355
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,400
It's like beyond asshole.

356
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,680
It's beyond jackass.

357
00:12:56,465 --> 00:13:00,740
It's like, if you behave that way,
you deserve it.

358
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:01,860
I'm going to say it.

359
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,761
I... Cunt.

360
00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:08,600
There's only a few group of people that I
self-sacrifice.

361
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:13,300
And that is one, children, which I'm not
normally around.

362
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:13,800
Sure.

363
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,040
But every once in a while,
I... Well, they're shitty.

364
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,756
That's why, you know, when you're hanging
around them.

365
00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:20,900
But every once in a while, I do have to be
around some child.

366
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:21,400
And I...

367
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,940
Sometimes I'll do the...

368
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,040
What the...

369
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:24,900
It's crap.

370
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,160
What the... Oh, for
fudge cake's sake.

371
00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:28,380
Yeah.

372
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:29,840
Also... Grandma.

373
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,220
I was just about to say, older people.

374
00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:32,580
Yeah.

375
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,400
And I only...

376
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:35,760
I'm going to be honest.

377
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,280
I don't do it as much as around grandma
anymore.

378
00:13:38,995 --> 00:13:40,780
Because she doesn't really care.

379
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,840
Because we're both adults.

380
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,300
Grandma could cuss.

381
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,220
She does.

382
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,460
If she wants to.

383
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:46,580
She does.

384
00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:54,820
I feel like your dad's wife's family,
when you are around them, they are very,

385
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,180
very kind people.

386
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:57,580
Super nice.

387
00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:58,620
Yeah.

388
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:01,336
But you don't have to go hang out with
them if you don't want to.

389
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:01,980
I don't.

390
00:14:01,981 --> 00:14:02,700
I don't.

391
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:03,960
I...

392
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:07,660
Nothing makes me feel worse about the...

393
00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:13,900
The whole thing with my dad is that I
don't get to see them.

394
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:14,540
Right.

395
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,600
And... They're wonderful people.

396
00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:19,480
I really enjoy a few people.

397
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:25,060
Not the really old people, but the 40 to
50 year olds and younger.

398
00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:32,380
Well, his wife's sister and her family,
I feel like, is who you're talking about.

399
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,360
I love them.

400
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,480
I will...

401
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:37,680
Emma, Ryan, Charlene.

402
00:14:37,681 --> 00:14:38,980
I mean, y'all are great.

403
00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:40,280
Oh, we're saying names now, huh?

404
00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:41,620
Doesn't matter.

405
00:14:41,765 --> 00:14:43,000
They are super cool people.

406
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:44,241
Don't even share our last name.

407
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,100
But, yeah, no, they're family,
though.

408
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,980
Like, they're even the extended portions
of their family.

409
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,620
Like, their mom and dad are wonderful
people.

410
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,480
They're just a little old school.

411
00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:55,400
And that doesn't make it bad.

412
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:56,520
But...

413
00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:57,820
And he's...

414
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,820
I'm talking about the grandpa,
the dad.

415
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:01,360
Yeah.

416
00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:02,180
The older man.

417
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,340
Yeah.

418
00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:05,080
He's a creationist.

419
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:05,580
Yeah.

420
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,580
Well, he's a pastor, right?

421
00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:09,460
I think he... No, he was.

422
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:10,360
He was.

423
00:15:10,361 --> 00:15:14,760
No, he was a teacher at a religious
school.

424
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:15,740
Oh, okay.

425
00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:19,760
So, technically, he was a preacher,
pastor kind of guy.

426
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:24,209
And I think maybe at
some point in his life, he did

427
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:28,620
preach because he has
that kind of feeling about him.

428
00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:31,140
Well, a lot of teachers have that sort
of...

429
00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,060
Especially older teachers.

430
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:33,440
Yeah.

431
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:33,880
Yeah.

432
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:34,820
Yeah.

433
00:15:34,821 --> 00:15:34,880
Yeah.

434
00:15:34,881 --> 00:15:37,460
One of my favorite teachers is older.

435
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:44,658
Now, I won't say the name because,
you know, but one of my favorite teachers.

436
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:44,761
..

437
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,520
Oh, wait, I can say her first name.

438
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,060
Renee.

439
00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:48,900
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

440
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,860
Now... Which, hopefully,
she's listening to this.

441
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:53,900
I hope so.

442
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,440
Sorry about the language.

443
00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:58,120
We're so fucking sorry.

444
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,660
I messaged her a few years ago.

445
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:07,240
And just in case you're new to the show,
I drink either before...

446
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:10,780
Or during this show.

447
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,340
And I am not drinking now because I'm
going to go to bed soon.

448
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,540
I thought that she was.

449
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,720
I was not drinking.

450
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:19,260
But I have been drinking since about 2 p
.m.

451
00:16:19,261 --> 00:16:20,261
And now it's...

452
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:22,020
That's a lot later than 2 p.m.

453
00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:23,021
9.01 p.m.

454
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:26,800
We were actually going to record this
video on Sunday.

455
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:29,576
And we didn't end up doing that.

456
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,600
No.

457
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:33,260
You slept off your work hours.

458
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:34,300
Yeah.

459
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,560
See, the thing is, when I work...

460
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:37,440
I...

461
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,220
Because I work overnight shifts.

462
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,540
And so on my first day off, I sleep.

463
00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:45,800
And thankfully, no one wakes me up.

464
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:47,180
We don't try to.

465
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:48,460
No.

466
00:16:48,461 --> 00:16:51,840
Because I think they have been warned
plenty of times to not...

467
00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:53,520
Don't fucking wake me up.

468
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,200
I'm fucking tired.

469
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,560
And then Monday, we were going to do the
thing.

470
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,800
And then I went to bed early.

471
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:03,960
And then Tuesday was yesterday.

472
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,740
I don't remember what was going on
yesterday.

473
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,300
No.

474
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,960
What was the day where you fell asleep on
the bench when we were about to record?

475
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,200
Oh, that was Monday.

476
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:12,680
Yeah.

477
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:15,140
So on Monday, we were actually going to
record.

478
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:16,360
And I set everything up.

479
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:16,900
Yeah.

480
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:21,720
And I was having some issues because I
switched laptops to a Windows-based one.

481
00:17:22,135 --> 00:17:26,060
And I was having issues with the
microphones because Windows muted them and

482
00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,210
didn't tell me that.

483
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,740
And I got everything set up.

484
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,340
And then I basically had to put everything
away.

485
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:36,960
Because I had a couple of wobbly pops.

486
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,100
And I was a little frustrated.

487
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,200
I know.

488
00:17:40,245 --> 00:17:41,696
But I didn't want to make you feel bad.

489
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,840
I appreciate that, too.

490
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,160
I'm sorry about that.

491
00:17:44,161 --> 00:17:44,460
It's okay.

492
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:45,560
It happens.

493
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,601
I was only frustrated
because I had just spent,

494
00:17:48,602 --> 00:17:51,861
I think, 30 minutes
trying to fix the issue.

495
00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:54,000
And once I was like, finally, I'm ready.

496
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:54,400
I'm ready.

497
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,480
Let's get this done with.

498
00:17:55,520 --> 00:18:00,060
And I had tipped over on the bench where
we have been recording.

499
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,460
And I was so fucking comfortable.

500
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:04,260
I was so happy.

501
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,560
Well, you had said, I'm just going to lay
down, but I'm not going to fall asleep.

502
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:08,740
Yeah, I was lying.

503
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,040
Well, I knew you were lying.

504
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:10,960
Yeah, sorry about that.

505
00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:12,601
Oh, because immediately you were going...

506
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,760
Yeah.

507
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,080
So, yeah, that happens, you know.

508
00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:19,780
It do happen.

509
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,440
If I did that, I wouldn't because I have
back problems.

510
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,120
And I'm not going to fucking lay on this.

511
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,560
Plus, you're a lot taller than me.

512
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,040
So, it would be very uncomfortable.

513
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,980
I think I only had to put my feet up.

514
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:34,761
I mean, like, I'm not four
feet tall, but... She's three feet.

515
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:36,820
I'm five feet.

516
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:37,340
Three.

517
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:43,220
I'm 5'11", which doesn't seem very tall
when you think of tall people.

518
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:44,380
I'm 5'3 1⁄2".

519
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:47,860
I mean, unless you measure me.

520
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:52,540
First of all, when you have to say your
height in halves, go to baby jail.

521
00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:53,200
It totally counts.

522
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,020
You know, fuck you.

523
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:54,600
Fuck you, too.

524
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,601
It totally counts.

525
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,060
Ow!

526
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,760
My body!

527
00:18:58,920 --> 00:18:59,580
My body!

528
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:03,220
So if you have not watched the video of...
what's his name?

529
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,280
Keegan Tyndale.

530
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,000
I'll put him down in the description.

531
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:06,540
Please!

532
00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:07,541
Amazing comedian.

533
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,760
The Grandpa Piñata.

534
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,720
We talk about that constantly.

535
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:15,040
And I actually... Auntie Kyla was over
here right around Christmas.

536
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,260
And I had mentioned, ow, my body.

537
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:22,040
And I had her watch it, too.

538
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:26,580
And I believe by the time she stopped
visiting, or when she was ready to leave

539
00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:31,120
or visit with me, us, she was saying,
ow, my body.

540
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,380
Ow, my body.

541
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:36,380
I actually want to pull that video up.

542
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:39,980
And play it on broadcast.

543
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:41,740
Can you?

544
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,280
I can.

545
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,680
Is it... it's not, like, we aren't going
to get in trouble with it?

546
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,580
He's probably not going to claim that.

547
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,100
Would it be awesome if he saw us?

548
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:51,740
If he saw it.

549
00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:52,400
Or listened to us?

550
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,000
It would be really awesome if he saw it
being a podcast.

551
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:58,361
Hey, Keegan, if you want to
come on the show... Please!

552
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,120
Oh, make me a cartoon!

553
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,200
Oh, yeah.

554
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,100
I'm already... Make me out
of paper and call me Stinky.

555
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:05,920
Oh!

556
00:20:05,921 --> 00:20:07,500
I'll leave a wet spot somewhere.

557
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,800
Ew.

558
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:09,760
You haven't seen that one.

559
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,400
I have not.

560
00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:11,200
That was gross.

561
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:12,260
I showed you.

562
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:13,420
Gibi.

563
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,560
Gibi left it pissed on the floor.

564
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,020
And he's like, Gibi don't want to talk
about wet spot.

565
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,900
I think I might have been drunk when you
showed me that one.

566
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,720
I'm sorry about that.

567
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:22,820
It's alright.

568
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:24,964
We're going to take
a quick break and I'm

569
00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:26,880
going to pull that video
up in just a second.

570
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:27,500
Alright.

571
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,840
Enjoy the music.

572
00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:29,940
Get it going!

573
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:36,750
Welcome back.

574
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:37,970
We have the clip.

575
00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:39,590
I was going to play it on the computer.

576
00:20:39,591 --> 00:20:43,990
But, you know, issues, so I was going to
play it on the phone right now.

577
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:45,530
Okay, here we go.

578
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:47,570
Grandpa, go back in your room.

579
00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:48,990
But I want to do a piñata.

580
00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:50,450
We don't have a piñata.

581
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:50,690
Go.

582
00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:51,890
I made a piñata.

583
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:52,190
Hi.

584
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:53,690
Can you get me out of this?

585
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,366
That's a little garden gnome you tied up.

586
00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:56,050
You can't hit that.

587
00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:58,770
Actually, my insides are all candy,
La Cucaracha.

588
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:00,530
Why did you just say La Cucaracha?

589
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,010
I don't know.

590
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:02,130
I'm trying to be funny.

591
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,250
Shut up, piñata.

592
00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:04,710
Ow, my body.

593
00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,990
Grandpa, stop hitting the gnome,
please.

594
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:07,290
Okay.

595
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,530
Fucking old bastard.

596
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:09,050
What did you say?

597
00:21:09,051 --> 00:21:09,410
Nothing.

598
00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:10,830
Check your ears, guys.

599
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,346
Grandpa, it's not even your birthday.

600
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:13,310
You don't just get piñatas.

601
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:14,330
I'm not a piñata.

602
00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:16,690
You just want this old man to rot in his
room.

603
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:17,950
No birthday activities.

604
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,890
Okay, maybe we'll recapture and do this on
your birthday, then.

605
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:21,310
What?

606
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,970
Can I at least have some of my cake?

607
00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:24,010
I'm not cake.

608
00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:25,330
That's what all desserts say.

609
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,670
Desserts do not say that.

610
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:29,210
Little alive guys who aren't food say
that.

611
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:33,030
Then explain why did I just have a full
plate of cookies that yelled the whole time?

612
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,230
That was my friend, Bill.

613
00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:35,770
Oh, man, he ate Bill.

614
00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:37,630
Grandpa, you had a little gnome named
Bill?

615
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:38,830
Bill was so good.

616
00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:39,030
All right.

617
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:42,010
Well, if there's ever a time to
put a man in a home... it's Now.

618
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,450
Fine, I'll stop eating fairy-tale
creatures.

619
00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:45,330
And untie them.

620
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:45,730
Why?

621
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:46,970
Because it's wrong.

622
00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:48,690
I love that.

623
00:21:48,855 --> 00:21:50,030
Because it's wrong.

624
00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:51,090
Because it's wrong.

625
00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:52,430
Ow, my body.

626
00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:53,590
Ow, my body.

627
00:21:53,591 --> 00:21:58,130
So, we... Sydney, one of
our dogs, who you've seen.

628
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,470
We do that because the face she makes
looks like she would say that.

629
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,615
Ow, my body.

630
00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:06,450
Let's talk about yesterday with her.

631
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,350
Oh, my lord.

632
00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:08,970
Yeah.

633
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:10,510
She was high as a kite.

634
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,311
She got... She has to go...
She had to go to the vet.

635
00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:16,190
Just... And honestly, there
was nothing wrong with her.

636
00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:20,937
She just had to go finish
up her half-yearly visit

637
00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:24,031
because she couldn't sit
still long enough to get it done.

638
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:28,750
So, she has a lot of anxiety going to the
vet.

639
00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:35,570
So, we drugged her with Alprazolam and she
was high as a kite.

640
00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:38,950
I think she gets stressed out about...

641
00:22:38,951 --> 00:22:40,230
I think she gets stressed
out about the vet because

642
00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:42,650
when she thinks vet,
she thinks severe pain.

643
00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:43,110
Pain.

644
00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:45,190
Because she... She has... She...

645
00:22:45,191 --> 00:22:48,843
I don't know if you guys have heard,
but she got hit by a car before we owned.

646
00:22:48,844 --> 00:22:48,810
..

647
00:22:48,811 --> 00:22:52,390
We owned her before she lived at our house
and we became her...

648
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,840
Her staff.

649
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,070
I think we talked about
that in episode three

650
00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:59,470
when we were talking
about all the dogs.

651
00:22:59,650 --> 00:23:00,010
Possibly.

652
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:03,160
So, if you want to know
more about that, go to episode

653
00:23:03,161 --> 00:23:06,230
three or look for the episode
where we talk about the dogs.

654
00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,230
Great episode two.

655
00:23:08,231 --> 00:23:14,030
There was a lot we had to cut out in that
episode, especially at the end where we

656
00:23:14,031 --> 00:23:18,650
had some heartfelt conversations that we
ended up completely removing.

657
00:23:19,055 --> 00:23:20,055
I was crying.

658
00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:21,550
They were extremely personal.

659
00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:22,250
Yeah.

660
00:23:22,251 --> 00:23:24,690
And I was like, do you want me to put that
in?

661
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,250
I think that was two.

662
00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:27,750
I think that was episode two.

663
00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:29,910
I think episode three was here at the
table.

664
00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:30,670
No.

665
00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:32,490
Episode four was here at the table.

666
00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:33,030
Four?

667
00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:33,510
Yeah.

668
00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:35,430
Oh, I'm behind an episode.

669
00:23:35,650 --> 00:23:36,130
Yeah.

670
00:23:36,131 --> 00:23:36,270
Yeah.

671
00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:38,290
Let's actually check.

672
00:23:38,370 --> 00:23:43,630
Let's go to Apple Podcasts and let's pick
up the beautiful, beautiful...

673
00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:45,650
Let's get sidetracked.

674
00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:47,150
It is beautiful, isn't it?

675
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,400
I love the logo.

676
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,340
I think that's one of the best logos.

677
00:23:50,410 --> 00:23:52,450
You only said it was a beautiful,
beautiful podcast.

678
00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:53,390
You didn't say the logo.

679
00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:53,790
Okay.

680
00:23:53,955 --> 00:23:55,470
Well, fuck you.

681
00:23:55,690 --> 00:23:58,470
We talked about it in...

682
00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:03,250
It seems like we talked about it in
episode...

683
00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:05,190
I think episode three.

684
00:24:05,191 --> 00:24:09,450
We will always talk about Sydney because
she is such a pain in the ass.

685
00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:12,490
But she is a huge part of our family.

686
00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:16,690
And she came to us in 2020, right?

687
00:24:17,010 --> 00:24:18,010
2020?

688
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,410
She was our... In October.

689
00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:20,530
In October of 2020.

690
00:24:20,531 --> 00:24:20,910
Right.

691
00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:22,710
And yes, it was in episode three.

692
00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:23,310
Okay.

693
00:24:23,430 --> 00:24:23,690
Yeah.

694
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:26,990
She's our COVID dog.

695
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:31,030
And she gets really offended if you
pretend to sneeze around her.

696
00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:32,780
Or just pretend to do anything.

697
00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:33,810
Oh, pretty much.

698
00:24:33,811 --> 00:24:35,770
Oh, she hates whispering.

699
00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:40,970
But she's half whiskey.

700
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:44,590
No, I'm half whiskey at this point.

701
00:24:44,591 --> 00:24:45,050
That is true.

702
00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:48,080
She's half husky, half
German Shepherd, and a whole

703
00:24:48,081 --> 00:24:52,030
bunch of little dogs and
other kind of little animals.

704
00:24:52,570 --> 00:24:53,570
Anyway.

705
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:58,990
Speaking of whiskey, we had some apple
cider from Christmas.

706
00:24:59,550 --> 00:25:02,670
And it started to balloon in the bottle.

707
00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:04,930
So I opened it up to relieve pressure.

708
00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:07,030
This was non-alcoholic, by the way.

709
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:08,090
Non-alcoholic.

710
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:12,390
And it smelled like some real,
real sour whiskey.

711
00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:12,910
Yup.

712
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,410
And it made me sneeze, honestly.

713
00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:16,330
Nice.

714
00:25:16,450 --> 00:25:17,450
Pretty bad.

715
00:25:17,810 --> 00:25:20,210
And yeah, Sydney's a great dog.

716
00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:20,830
We love her.

717
00:25:21,110 --> 00:25:22,110
She's so full of shit.

718
00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:24,950
But we... Back to her
being high as a kite.

719
00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:25,730
Oh, yes.

720
00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:26,210
Yes.

721
00:25:26,270 --> 00:25:27,406
We got sidetracked, of course.

722
00:25:27,430 --> 00:25:27,910
Did we get sidetracked?

723
00:25:27,930 --> 00:25:28,370
Yeah, we did.

724
00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:29,510
Okay.

725
00:25:30,090 --> 00:25:32,330
So yeah, we had to drug her so she could
go to the vet.

726
00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:38,370
And maybe somebody, I'm not going to name
names, gave her only one.

727
00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:43,190
And then proceeded to give her two more
because she realized that... Wait, two more?

728
00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:44,310
You gave her two more?

729
00:25:44,530 --> 00:25:45,786
I thought you gave her one more.

730
00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:45,970
Yeah.

731
00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:47,010
Oh, shit.

732
00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:48,150
She had a total of three.

733
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:48,730
Oh, shit.

734
00:25:48,731 --> 00:25:50,390
No wonder she was fucked up.

735
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,550
Ugh.

736
00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:53,530
She was stumbling around the house.

737
00:25:54,530 --> 00:25:57,530
And she got super hyper as well.

738
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,670
So she was like trying to do stuff.

739
00:25:59,790 --> 00:26:01,170
And she was like walking sideways.

740
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,310
And she tried to do stuff.

741
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:05,150
And she tried to jump up on the recliner
in the living room.

742
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,230
And she just banged her face right into
it.

743
00:26:07,310 --> 00:26:08,130
So sad.

744
00:26:08,190 --> 00:26:09,190
Oh, so bad.

745
00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:12,066
And she was like crying the whole time
because she was like all confused.

746
00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:13,890
And she was like, ugh.

747
00:26:14,530 --> 00:26:18,272
And shortly before that
happened, she walked into

748
00:26:18,273 --> 00:26:21,550
my room and then proceeded
to fall over, basically.

749
00:26:22,030 --> 00:26:22,470
Twice.

750
00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:23,090
Twice.

751
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:23,490
Yeah.

752
00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:25,650
One on the way in, one on the way out.

753
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:26,190
Yeah.

754
00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:29,070
And I was like, oh, she's fucked up.

755
00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:30,010
Oh, my God.

756
00:26:30,070 --> 00:26:31,570
She was messed up.

757
00:26:31,571 --> 00:26:34,670
And when we took her to the vet,
she did great.

758
00:26:34,930 --> 00:26:36,030
She did really good.

759
00:26:36,150 --> 00:26:39,710
But she did not want to go into the back
room where they do all the magic.

760
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:46,230
And so shout out to Banfield and Tigard at
the PetSmart on Dartmouth.

761
00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:50,130
They actually brought all the stuff into
the room with us.

762
00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:53,765
And they did it like they clipped
her nails and they took her

763
00:26:53,766 --> 00:26:57,570
blood test or they took her
blood sample in the room with us.

764
00:26:57,890 --> 00:26:59,470
Hopefully that's not a bad thing.

765
00:26:59,471 --> 00:27:02,370
Because she was totally chill about it.

766
00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:03,390
She fell over.

767
00:27:03,635 --> 00:27:06,361
They took care of her
and like they were petting

768
00:27:06,461 --> 00:27:08,810
her and telling her
what a good girl she was.

769
00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:10,830
And she did a great job.

770
00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:12,390
They did a great job.

771
00:27:12,510 --> 00:27:15,250
We actually highly recommend them.

772
00:27:15,690 --> 00:27:19,330
The doctors that are there, we've seen for
years.

773
00:27:19,450 --> 00:27:23,990
And they're just really personable,
nice people.

774
00:27:24,130 --> 00:27:26,070
And they take care of the dogs.

775
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:29,050
They take care of the people as well as
the dogs or cats.

776
00:27:29,051 --> 00:27:30,530
We didn't take a cat there.

777
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:35,010
But I'm sure they do just fine with the
cats as well.

778
00:27:35,290 --> 00:27:37,310
But yeah, they were awesome.

779
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,030
And then we brought her home.

780
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:46,229
And driving home, she was leaning over the
front seat with me because she had found.

781
00:27:46,230 --> 00:27:46,631
..

782
00:27:47,090 --> 00:27:51,030
Tell her about when you got there and
tried to get her out of the car.

783
00:27:51,550 --> 00:27:52,350
Oh, yes.

784
00:27:52,430 --> 00:27:55,430
When we got to the
vet, I opened up the door

785
00:27:55,431 --> 00:27:58,150
and she was super
excited to get out the door.

786
00:27:58,151 --> 00:27:59,750
And she went to jump.

787
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:05,050
But I had a hold of the leash and she
jumped and fell on her side.

788
00:28:05,705 --> 00:28:07,150
And it's raining a lot.

789
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,268
And so she fell on her
side and she just laid

790
00:28:10,269 --> 00:28:12,230
there like I had
punched her in the head.

791
00:28:12,630 --> 00:28:14,130
She was so funny.

792
00:28:14,310 --> 00:28:15,250
She was so dirty.

793
00:28:15,290 --> 00:28:20,270
When she got home, I ended up having to
clean her off with a towel.

794
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,510
And yeah.

795
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:22,950
So...

796
00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:27,970
The reason I gave her two more when I
realized my mistake is because I thought

797
00:28:27,971 --> 00:28:29,810
it was... It would
work like Terazodone.

798
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:34,020
Which we had given her Terazodone before
for... It doesn't really work though.

799
00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:36,470
I didn't realize how potent it was.

800
00:28:36,730 --> 00:28:37,190
Oh, yeah.

801
00:28:37,310 --> 00:28:39,830
And I should have realized that
when I read... It fucked her up.

802
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,590
When I read that it couldn't be transferred
because that means it's controlled.

803
00:28:43,910 --> 00:28:44,430
Yeah.

804
00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:45,620
And that means...

805
00:28:46,050 --> 00:28:46,310
Yeah.

806
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:47,090
Rough.

807
00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:48,230
Don't.

808
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:48,930
Please don't.

809
00:28:48,950 --> 00:28:49,250
Yeah.

810
00:28:49,475 --> 00:28:52,710
But yeah, she stayed fucked
up until like... Let's do it again.

811
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,230
I said, let's do it again.

812
00:28:54,470 --> 00:28:55,290
Oh, no kidding.

813
00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:59,650
She stayed fucked up until probably 11 o
'clock, 12 o'clock last night.

814
00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:04,090
When I went to get something to eat,
she jumped down and seemed fine.

815
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:04,530
Yeah.

816
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,670
And that was probably around 11.30.

817
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,510
So, yeah.

818
00:29:07,570 --> 00:29:11,710
She definitely was like a little bit
better.

819
00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:12,370
Oh, my God.

820
00:29:12,410 --> 00:29:13,670
She was so funny though.

821
00:29:14,355 --> 00:29:16,010
Because when she goes to kiss...

822
00:29:16,210 --> 00:29:22,350
Normally, when she goes to kiss us,
she's very, very stingy with her kisses.

823
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:22,630
Yeah.

824
00:29:22,690 --> 00:29:23,270
She's very polite.

825
00:29:23,271 --> 00:29:24,710
She's like, nom, nom, nom.

826
00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:28,110
But this... She was
like a drunk prom date.

827
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,950
She would like stick her face on us and be
like...

828
00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:35,410
And then she would yell at the same time.

829
00:29:35,770 --> 00:29:39,630
So, not only was she licking all over our
faces, but she's going...

830
00:29:41,790 --> 00:29:43,110
And oh, my God.

831
00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:43,550
Yeah.

832
00:29:43,630 --> 00:29:47,630
It was so unexpected that she licked my
teeth.

833
00:29:47,690 --> 00:29:49,350
Oh, she bit my lip too.

834
00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:50,290
Yeah.

835
00:29:50,810 --> 00:29:51,250
Yeah.

836
00:29:51,251 --> 00:29:51,810
Yeah.

837
00:29:52,130 --> 00:29:57,850
So, if you have a husky and you
know how they're very verbal... Yeah.

838
00:29:57,910 --> 00:29:58,390
If you...

839
00:29:58,515 --> 00:29:59,590
Just imagine that.

840
00:30:00,110 --> 00:30:03,530
Yelling right at your face with no
barrier.

841
00:30:03,950 --> 00:30:05,370
They would just right here go...

842
00:30:07,630 --> 00:30:10,270
And just fucking cute as she can be.

843
00:30:10,530 --> 00:30:10,910
Oh, absolutely.

844
00:30:10,950 --> 00:30:11,950
So, thankfully...

845
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,630
Thankfully, she was feeling much better
this morning.

846
00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:18,910
And she stopped yelling at my face.

847
00:30:19,130 --> 00:30:19,430
Yep.

848
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:21,610
And biting my lip.

849
00:30:21,830 --> 00:30:26,550
Also, this is the very first episode
recorded in 2026.

850
00:30:27,030 --> 00:30:27,630
Holy shit.

851
00:30:28,050 --> 00:30:30,610
January 2nd, Episode 4 came out.

852
00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:31,630
But that was recorded...

853
00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:34,110
We did that... Way before...
Right before Christmas.

854
00:30:34,190 --> 00:30:34,690
Yeah.

855
00:30:34,730 --> 00:30:35,010
Yeah.

856
00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:37,370
So... Oh, so happy
fucking New Year.

857
00:30:37,390 --> 00:30:39,590
Happy... Happy... Happy... I
almost said Happy Thanksgiving.

858
00:30:39,591 --> 00:30:39,970
Happy Thanksgiving.

859
00:30:40,430 --> 00:30:41,030
Yeah.

860
00:30:41,110 --> 00:30:41,670
Yeah.

861
00:30:41,870 --> 00:30:45,590
More and more horrors persist in the
world.

862
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:46,850
But you know what?

863
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,370
It's New Year and...

864
00:30:48,745 --> 00:30:51,050
Like us kidnapping a fucking dictator.

865
00:30:51,430 --> 00:30:52,170
Oh, my God.

866
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,570
Do we really need to start there?

867
00:30:53,650 --> 00:30:54,170
No, we don't.

868
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:56,130
We already had our own dictator.

869
00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,950
We didn't need another one.

870
00:30:58,950 --> 00:30:59,950
And...

871
00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:01,130
No approval.

872
00:31:01,510 --> 00:31:02,510
From who?

873
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:03,070
Congress.

874
00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:03,690
Anyone?

875
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:04,750
Anyone.

876
00:31:04,910 --> 00:31:05,110
No.

877
00:31:05,190 --> 00:31:06,190
He approved it.

878
00:31:06,390 --> 00:31:07,710
That's fucking ridiculous.

879
00:31:08,610 --> 00:31:09,750
What a fucking moron.

880
00:31:10,090 --> 00:31:11,130
Oh, Jesus Christ.

881
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,510
Maybe if his ear piercing went a little
bit further.

882
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,231
What about... It's
not ear piercing.

883
00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:16,460
That was pretend.

884
00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:17,090
It was.

885
00:31:17,190 --> 00:31:18,130
It was a PSYOP.

886
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:18,350
Yeah.

887
00:31:18,351 --> 00:31:19,351
Yeah.

888
00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:25,710
I don't want to tell anyone how much I
want someone else to die, but you may

889
00:31:25,711 --> 00:31:29,989
guess from what we're talking
about that we would appreciate

890
00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:33,410
someone to not breathe
as much as they already do.

891
00:31:33,590 --> 00:31:33,870
Yeah.

892
00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:35,670
And we're totally talking about Joe Biden.

893
00:31:36,050 --> 00:31:36,570
No.

894
00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:37,780
No, no, no, we're not.

895
00:31:37,850 --> 00:31:38,290
No.

896
00:31:38,390 --> 00:31:38,510
Yeah.

897
00:31:38,590 --> 00:31:39,050
No.

898
00:31:39,470 --> 00:31:40,230
Anyway... Uh-uh.

899
00:31:40,510 --> 00:31:41,030
Anyway...

900
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:42,380
Oh, FBI.

901
00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:42,930
Yeah.

902
00:31:43,315 --> 00:31:44,170
Oh, yeah.

903
00:31:44,171 --> 00:31:45,430
That's my JBR.

904
00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:48,510
We're totally talking about somebody else,
not I.

905
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:53,710
I am normally not afraid, but they have
been so cutthroat in this administration,

906
00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,370
that they would absolutely.

907
00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:57,750
They'd be like, I'm going to prison.

908
00:31:58,030 --> 00:31:59,950
But who would be listening to this
podcast?

909
00:32:00,290 --> 00:32:01,910
Because we're two queer people.

910
00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:02,950
That is true.

911
00:32:03,110 --> 00:32:04,686
I'm not really going to listen to this
one.

912
00:32:04,710 --> 00:32:05,970
How about this?

913
00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:10,530
I remember in the last episode that...

914
00:32:10,605 --> 00:32:14,150
Actually, I don't remember if it was the
last one.

915
00:32:14,151 --> 00:32:16,830
Or if it was the episode before that.

916
00:32:17,225 --> 00:32:22,930
But we looked at the analytics of the
website for our podcast.

917
00:32:23,570 --> 00:32:25,230
I don't think we talked about that on...

918
00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:26,110
Yeah.

919
00:32:26,585 --> 00:32:29,730
At the end, we talked about the analytics
of the site.

920
00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:31,850
I was drinking though, wasn't I?

921
00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:32,570
Yes.

922
00:32:32,730 --> 00:32:33,170
Okay.

923
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:39,310
So we're going to open up our website at
letsgetsidetracked.net.

924
00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:40,690
And?

925
00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:46,390
I'm currently trying to... I feel like a
boomer because I just typed into Google,

926
00:32:46,650 --> 00:32:47,470
Let's Get Sidetracked.

927
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:48,330
Did you Google it?

928
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,410
I Googled.

929
00:32:49,490 --> 00:32:50,490
Chop-chop, yo.

930
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:52,370
I'm going to hurt you.

931
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,520
I won't.

932
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:55,810
Oh, it's because I typed in sidetracked.

933
00:32:56,450 --> 00:32:58,190
Isn't that what sidetracked?

934
00:32:58,191 --> 00:32:58,610
E-D?

935
00:32:59,210 --> 00:32:59,690
Sidetracked?

936
00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:01,110
I did T.

937
00:33:01,405 --> 00:33:03,210
Oh, sidetracked.

938
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,150
Well, I can't... I'm not used to this
keyboard because I'm using a different

939
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,531
Lenovo laptop
than... It is my laptop.

940
00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:09,890
Yes.

941
00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:10,470
Yeah.

942
00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:17,150
Which I actually used to use as my main
laptop, but then I was gifted my own.

943
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,530
And mine's just so much cooler.

944
00:33:21,030 --> 00:33:22,410
Mine can dock.

945
00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:23,370
Yours can't.

946
00:33:23,371 --> 00:33:23,990
Oh, yeah?

947
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:24,770
Yep.

948
00:33:24,810 --> 00:33:28,350
Well, mine can get knocked on the kitchen
floor and still work, so...

949
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,770
That's completely fair.

950
00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:30,570
Yours is metal.

951
00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:31,350
Mine's plastic.

952
00:33:31,570 --> 00:33:32,250
It is.

953
00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:35,890
So I guess I can't really say anything
about that.

954
00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:36,490
Okay.

955
00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:39,050
So can you see who's listening to us?

956
00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:39,290
Yeah.

957
00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:41,110
So let's look at... Let's
look at the overview.

958
00:33:41,290 --> 00:33:46,390
Now, this isn't completely accurate
because this is all from this... this year.

959
00:33:46,570 --> 00:33:47,190
Mm-hmm.

960
00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:48,370
So...

961
00:33:48,470 --> 00:33:49,730
So six days.

962
00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,060
This is seven days.

963
00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:51,810
Seven days now.

964
00:33:51,890 --> 00:33:52,170
Okay.

965
00:33:52,510 --> 00:33:57,650
But in December, we had 104 monthly
downloads.

966
00:33:57,970 --> 00:33:58,970
Woo!

967
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,650
So that's roughly from five to one a day.

968
00:34:04,870 --> 00:34:05,730
But you know what?

969
00:34:05,770 --> 00:34:06,470
It's downloads.

970
00:34:06,570 --> 00:34:08,510
That's not someone that just streamed us.

971
00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:09,850
Yeah.

972
00:34:10,290 --> 00:34:12,998
But the issue with
finding that out is that all

973
00:34:12,999 --> 00:34:15,930
of the platforms aren't
very transparent about it.

974
00:34:15,990 --> 00:34:16,290
Ah.

975
00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:20,930
And because they have their own systems and
they don't really tell you the analytics.

976
00:34:21,150 --> 00:34:22,150
Mm-hmm.

977
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:24,890
If there's a way I could figure that out,
I definitely would.

978
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:29,670
But going based off of unique listeners,
in December, it was 27.

979
00:34:30,430 --> 00:34:30,910
Woo!

980
00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:34,590
And this month, it's 12 because we've had
one episode this month.

981
00:34:34,650 --> 00:34:35,970
But that's so many more.

982
00:34:36,330 --> 00:34:36,730
Yes.

983
00:34:37,045 --> 00:34:38,045
That's just a few days.

984
00:34:38,170 --> 00:34:38,410
Mm-hmm.

985
00:34:38,450 --> 00:34:38,930
Sweet.

986
00:34:40,290 --> 00:34:41,585
The most popular day is always

987
00:34:41,609 --> 00:34:43,210
Friday when these
episodes go public.

988
00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:44,366
Because you release it, yeah.

989
00:34:44,390 --> 00:34:44,490
Yeah.

990
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:50,030
And in December, 112 hours was listened of
us.

991
00:34:50,031 --> 00:34:50,290
Woo-hoo!

992
00:34:50,870 --> 00:34:53,870
And for January, it's 58.

993
00:34:54,210 --> 00:34:54,770
Hell yeah!

994
00:34:54,910 --> 00:34:58,970
Because we put out a almost two-hour
episode last week.

995
00:34:59,130 --> 00:34:59,290
Yeah.

996
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:07,370
And for most popular player, it is,
drumroll please, Apple Podcasts.

997
00:35:08,030 --> 00:35:09,030
Hell yeah!

998
00:35:09,090 --> 00:35:10,270
And Spotify.

999
00:35:10,290 --> 00:35:11,490
Second is unknown.

1000
00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:13,670
And third is just Firefox.

1001
00:35:14,090 --> 00:35:15,090
Oh.

1002
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:16,290
So nerds.

1003
00:35:16,291 --> 00:35:16,450
Yeah.

1004
00:35:16,530 --> 00:35:16,970
Dig it!

1005
00:35:17,325 --> 00:35:23,170
I'm disappointed to see that OpenAI
ChatGPT is marked as two of them.

1006
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,050
Son of a bitch.

1007
00:35:24,051 --> 00:35:27,550
Which means somebody found us through
fucking ChatGPT.

1008
00:35:27,790 --> 00:35:28,790
God damn it.

1009
00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:31,810
And for locations, let's go ahead and see.

1010
00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:33,630
For this month.

1011
00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:34,030
Yeah.

1012
00:35:34,031 --> 00:35:35,230
Sorry, for the past week.

1013
00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:35,730
Right.

1014
00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:36,950
That's this month.

1015
00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:38,170
That is true.

1016
00:35:38,330 --> 00:35:38,490
Yeah.

1017
00:35:38,815 --> 00:35:39,830
It is the US.

1018
00:35:40,530 --> 00:35:41,110
Brazil.

1019
00:35:41,150 --> 00:35:41,510
Oh, weird.

1020
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:42,370
Brazil.

1021
00:35:42,371 --> 00:35:45,570
Germany, France, the UK, and Switzerland.

1022
00:35:46,070 --> 00:35:47,130
France is falling behind.

1023
00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,970
They were first a little while ago.

1024
00:35:48,971 --> 00:35:51,430
So it is 7.6% for...

1025
00:35:51,530 --> 00:35:52,530
Sorry.

1026
00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:55,830
76.3% for the United States.

1027
00:35:55,850 --> 00:35:56,450
Holy shit.

1028
00:35:56,745 --> 00:35:59,070
And then it's 5.3% until Switzerland.

1029
00:35:59,150 --> 00:36:00,930
And then it goes to 2.6%.

1030
00:36:00,931 --> 00:36:01,490
Oh, wow.

1031
00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:04,990
For this year, there is a little bit more.

1032
00:36:06,425 --> 00:36:09,710
So it goes 72% for the United States.

1033
00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:18,133
6.3% for France, 4.9% for UK, 4.2% for
Germany, 3.5% for Switzerland, and then 2.

1034
00:36:19,073 --> 00:36:25,750
8% for Brazil, 2.8% for
Singapore, 1.4% for Hong Kong,

1035
00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:29,530
or fuck, Korea, and then 1.4% for Hong
Kong.

1036
00:36:29,630 --> 00:36:29,990
Okay.

1037
00:36:30,030 --> 00:36:30,470
Okay.

1038
00:36:30,930 --> 00:36:35,650
So, and for time periods, the most popular
time is, of course, Friday.

1039
00:36:35,690 --> 00:36:36,150
Okay.

1040
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,530
And at the time of the day, it is the 18th
hour.

1041
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,531
The 18th hour of the day.

1042
00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:42,250
6 p.m.

1043
00:36:42,251 --> 00:36:48,170
for you people that don't know military or
universal time.

1044
00:36:48,390 --> 00:36:48,550
Okay.

1045
00:36:48,590 --> 00:36:50,110
First of all, it's 24-hour time.

1046
00:36:50,630 --> 00:36:51,470
You know what?

1047
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:52,050
Fuck you.

1048
00:36:52,070 --> 00:36:52,690
Fuck you, too.

1049
00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:53,310
Yeah, I know.

1050
00:36:53,730 --> 00:37:01,150
And for websites that have directed people
to here is google.com.

1051
00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:01,650
Yeah, Google.

1052
00:37:01,910 --> 00:37:05,670
Well, direct is just someone typing in the
website at 11%.

1053
00:37:05,671 --> 00:37:08,650
And then Google, google.co.uk.

1054
00:37:09,530 --> 00:37:10,530
Google.de.

1055
00:37:10,790 --> 00:37:12,410
We do love the Googs.

1056
00:37:12,570 --> 00:37:13,130
BTW.

1057
00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:15,610
And then SophiaAtkinson.com.

1058
00:37:15,730 --> 00:37:16,010
Ah.

1059
00:37:16,070 --> 00:37:17,370
Yahoo.com.

1060
00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:17,730
Uh-huh.

1061
00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:18,990
And Google.fr.

1062
00:37:19,090 --> 00:37:21,130
People use Yahoo.com anymore?

1063
00:37:21,330 --> 00:37:22,330
I guess they do.

1064
00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:22,990
Wow.

1065
00:37:23,090 --> 00:37:28,710
And then at 0.3% is DuckDuckGo,
the best browser on the planet.

1066
00:37:29,510 --> 00:37:30,550
I mean, the best.

1067
00:37:30,551 --> 00:37:32,450
Honestly, I use the Googs.

1068
00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:33,990
I dig the Googs.

1069
00:37:33,991 --> 00:37:34,490
I just go.

1070
00:37:34,530 --> 00:37:38,510
The thing about, I'm pretty sure that
DuckDuckGo is based on Bing.

1071
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:39,510
Okay.

1072
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,410
So, it's not the best, in my personal
opinion.

1073
00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:44,510
But it's for nerds.

1074
00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,810
Please remove the AI feature.

1075
00:37:47,070 --> 00:37:49,290
It's the worst thing you have ever made.

1076
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:53,083
I have to read the
article she sent me, but

1077
00:37:53,084 --> 00:37:57,611
apparently AI is super,
super bad for water.

1078
00:37:57,890 --> 00:38:02,550
So, the data centers consume a shit ton of
water.

1079
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,040
So much.

1080
00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:05,010
Yeah, I have.

1081
00:38:05,185 --> 00:38:07,490
Honestly, I have not read the article yet.

1082
00:38:07,530 --> 00:38:08,710
I'm looking forward to it.

1083
00:38:08,795 --> 00:38:11,670
But I'm... I'm also not looking
forward to it, because I just...

1084
00:38:11,745 --> 00:38:15,490
All the words that come to mind are,
fuck, god damn it.

1085
00:38:16,410 --> 00:38:22,370
For both water, for our ozone layer,
for memory pricing, for everything,

1086
00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:23,990
it is not good for the planet.

1087
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,406
It's not good for the economy.

1088
00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:27,850
I was going to say, so just planet fucking
killing, right?

1089
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,990
It's so bad that it has actually emptied
water.

1090
00:38:32,490 --> 00:38:33,490
Ah, jeez.

1091
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:34,960
Thank you, China.

1092
00:38:35,330 --> 00:38:36,450
I, for once... Damn.

1093
00:38:36,470 --> 00:38:39,310
Oh, you're going to get us beat up,
man.

1094
00:38:40,170 --> 00:38:40,850
Come at me.

1095
00:38:41,190 --> 00:38:42,550
No, let's don't come at her.

1096
00:38:42,551 --> 00:38:43,170
Actually, don't.

1097
00:38:43,330 --> 00:38:44,290
Don't come at her.

1098
00:38:44,310 --> 00:38:45,550
Because that involves...
She lives in our house.

1099
00:38:45,670 --> 00:38:46,510
Yeah, don't come at me.

1100
00:38:46,511 --> 00:38:48,791
No, you'll be coming at the dogs,
and they didn't do shit.

1101
00:38:49,010 --> 00:38:49,950
Don't come on our dogs.

1102
00:38:49,970 --> 00:38:50,210
No.

1103
00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:50,590
Anyway.

1104
00:38:50,790 --> 00:38:51,790
Excuse you.

1105
00:38:52,670 --> 00:38:53,030
Gross.

1106
00:38:53,450 --> 00:38:54,050
I'm sorry.

1107
00:38:54,230 --> 00:38:55,330
Oh, my lord.

1108
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:56,750
I'm sorry.

1109
00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:57,930
Oh, that's nasty.

1110
00:38:57,931 --> 00:38:58,270
I'm sorry.

1111
00:38:58,550 --> 00:38:59,550
I'm sorry.

1112
00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:01,590
That was a little much.

1113
00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:02,810
Ew, that was a lot much.

1114
00:39:02,811 --> 00:39:03,811
I'm sorry.

1115
00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:04,950
That's gross.

1116
00:39:06,370 --> 00:39:07,990
Also, how, like...

1117
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:09,290
China...

1118
00:39:09,490 --> 00:39:14,058
China, for one, is really
taking head on this, where

1119
00:39:14,059 --> 00:39:18,570
they are making sure that
AI is being used in everything.

1120
00:39:18,950 --> 00:39:19,510
Oh, okay.

1121
00:39:19,511 --> 00:39:23,950
They are the one that helps design a lot
of the AI that is used.

1122
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:28,993
And most of the developers, to my
knowledge, are actually from the U.S.

1123
00:39:29,218 --> 00:39:33,730
, but are funded by the
Chinese Communist Party.

1124
00:39:33,990 --> 00:39:34,330
Okay.

1125
00:39:34,430 --> 00:39:34,890
Okay.

1126
00:39:35,390 --> 00:39:36,650
Well, I have to go pee.

1127
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,630
Can we take a quick break?

1128
00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:39,210
Absolutely.

1129
00:39:39,290 --> 00:39:43,870
Could you pause it this time instead of
not pausing it from, like, the last time?

1130
00:39:44,350 --> 00:39:46,297
Well, we're going to
take a quick break, and

1131
00:39:46,298 --> 00:39:48,050
we'll be right back
with you momentarily.

1132
00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:49,210
Pee-pee time.

1133
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:57,800
And welcome back from that little short
break.

1134
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:58,840
We're back.

1135
00:39:59,140 --> 00:39:59,380
Yeah.

1136
00:39:59,660 --> 00:40:02,500
And I'm tired, so we're going to have to
wrap it up.

1137
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,880
Yeah.

1138
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,960
Before we do that, I almost forgot.

1139
00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:11,160
I talked about my 3D printers,
I think, a few episodes ago.

1140
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:11,620
Yeah.

1141
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,320
They're still down.

1142
00:40:13,890 --> 00:40:15,760
But I ordered a bunch of parts on
AliExpress.

1143
00:40:16,310 --> 00:40:17,620
And put it all together.

1144
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:18,280
Yep.

1145
00:40:18,725 --> 00:40:22,320
I just finished the soldering,
so everything is quick disconnectable.

1146
00:40:22,910 --> 00:40:24,867
I have these JST
connectors, which, if you

1147
00:40:24,927 --> 00:40:27,120
don't know what that
is, it doesn't matter.

1148
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:33,460
They have wires and a little clicky thing
in the middle, and they're red.

1149
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,220
They are.

1150
00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:35,380
Yeah.

1151
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,480
That's what I know.

1152
00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:44,940
So, I also, for the heater, which heats up
the plastic, I got XT-30 connectors,

1153
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,180
and they're so small.

1154
00:40:46,785 --> 00:40:49,880
The little yellow connectors, they're
super strong.

1155
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,980
They can take up to 30 amps, which is a
lot.

1156
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,640
And, yeah, I...

1157
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,040
And they're yellow.

1158
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,200
They're yellow.

1159
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,160
Yeah.

1160
00:41:00,230 --> 00:41:03,860
And so, I can't wait to get everything
working.

1161
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,100
It's been two weeks now that I've been
working on it.

1162
00:41:08,390 --> 00:41:10,340
I think it's about a week and a half.

1163
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:10,780
Yeah.

1164
00:41:10,781 --> 00:41:17,220
It's not that long, because you were
printing some stuff, and you made some

1165
00:41:17,221 --> 00:41:21,020
pieces for one of them with
the other one, and... Yeah.

1166
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:27,140
So, my final plan is to have two printers
that are pretty much identical,

1167
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,580
say, for a few things.

1168
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:35,020
I have a few more parts coming in
tomorrow, I think.

1169
00:41:35,630 --> 00:41:40,560
I have a replacement hotend, because I
stripped the screws on the one I got for

1170
00:41:40,561 --> 00:41:45,420
Chris, so I'm doing a return, and I get a
new one.

1171
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,040
Yay!

1172
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,956
I get a new one, and then I return that
one.

1173
00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:48,200
Ah.

1174
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,840
So, I have new thermal couples.

1175
00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:55,272
I have an 80-watt heater
instead of the default

1176
00:41:55,273 --> 00:41:59,420
40-watt one, which will
allow me to heat up a lot more.

1177
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:08,542
What I find weird about that is that
for the 40-watt one, that's about 1.

1178
00:42:08,662 --> 00:42:09,780
3 amps, I think.

1179
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,480
Yeah.

1180
00:42:10,481 --> 00:42:10,760
Yeah.

1181
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:15,640
The 80-watt one is 3.3 amps, and the same
wire thickness.

1182
00:42:16,505 --> 00:42:17,505
And I'm like, how?

1183
00:42:18,450 --> 00:42:20,500
How is that they use silicone wire?

1184
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:21,120
Ah.

1185
00:42:21,525 --> 00:42:27,740
Silicone wire is way better at taking high
temperatures, and it's awesome.

1186
00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:29,020
It feels like a little noodle.

1187
00:42:29,885 --> 00:42:31,740
Anyway, that's what I'm excited about.

1188
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:35,320
What do you have going on for the rest of
this week?

1189
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:40,915
You know, you could be speaking French,
talking about all that stuff, and I would.

1190
00:42:40,916 --> 00:42:40,700
..

1191
00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:42,760
I would understand just about as much.

1192
00:42:43,565 --> 00:42:48,580
If y'all are interested in an episode
where it's only one of us, and we're just

1193
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:53,100
talking to ourselves as a special,
I'm totally down for that.

1194
00:42:53,180 --> 00:42:54,100
I can yap all day long.

1195
00:42:54,101 --> 00:42:57,620
If you want nerd stuff, just totally.

1196
00:42:58,130 --> 00:42:59,740
Sophia, yeah, absolutely.

1197
00:43:00,265 --> 00:43:01,900
You want nerd stuff?

1198
00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:06,260
No, I... yeah, nerd stuff for me...

1199
00:43:07,605 --> 00:43:09,920
I mean, I could talk for a while about...

1200
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:11,540
Supernatural.

1201
00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:12,860
Oh, absolutely.

1202
00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:13,300
Yeah.

1203
00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:15,440
We could talk about...

1204
00:43:15,790 --> 00:43:17,940
I want to talk about Harry Potter,
because the...

1205
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,440
Fuck you, Joanne.

1206
00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:20,740
Yeah.

1207
00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:21,980
I just...

1208
00:43:21,981 --> 00:43:24,938
I'm only in the second
season of Big Bang Theory,

1209
00:43:24,939 --> 00:43:27,981
so I can't really talk
too much about that.

1210
00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:29,440
Let's see.

1211
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,100
What other nerd stuff do I know about?

1212
00:43:31,605 --> 00:43:33,500
You could talk about EMT-ing.

1213
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,680
Oh, EMT-ing or crafting.

1214
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,360
I love doing crafts.

1215
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:39,820
You're so crafty.

1216
00:43:39,821 --> 00:43:40,680
I love doing crafts.

1217
00:43:40,681 --> 00:43:40,960
I love doing crafts.

1218
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:46,440
I also like to do woodworking, so...
I like eating craft mac and cheese.

1219
00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:47,700
Oh, Blue Box.

1220
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:48,180
Yeah.

1221
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,840
I don't think anything can beat Blue Box.

1222
00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:54,060
Like, if you think about
it, for the price... Yeah.

1223
00:43:54,061 --> 00:43:55,540
...and how good
it tastes... Yeah.

1224
00:43:55,780 --> 00:43:56,520
I'm white.

1225
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:57,700
We're both white.

1226
00:43:57,860 --> 00:43:58,140
Yeah.

1227
00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:58,820
Yeah.

1228
00:43:59,055 --> 00:44:00,740
It's not real food, but it's delicious.

1229
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:02,540
But it is tasty.

1230
00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:05,720
Cheese that can stay on a shelf for,
like, six years.

1231
00:44:05,721 --> 00:44:06,780
Oh, shelf-stable cheese.

1232
00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:07,520
Yep.

1233
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:07,820
Yep.

1234
00:44:08,050 --> 00:44:11,370
I know I'm probably eating so
much plastic, but... Mm, give it to me.

1235
00:44:11,970 --> 00:44:15,360
Oh, some plastic plus some red dye number
40.

1236
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,760
Red 40.

1237
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:17,180
Yeah.

1238
00:44:17,260 --> 00:44:17,620
Love it.

1239
00:44:17,740 --> 00:44:17,980
Mm.

1240
00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:20,440
Well, I mean, as long as it makes the
cheese flavor.

1241
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:21,860
It goes right in my cranium.

1242
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:22,300
Hell yeah.

1243
00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:23,300
Yeah.

1244
00:44:23,540 --> 00:44:24,440
I... Yeah.

1245
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,080
Yeah.

1246
00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:25,500
Yeah.

1247
00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:28,080
Cacio e Pepe is so delicious, too.

1248
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,360
Oh, I know.

1249
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:35,320
We both do enjoy some regular,
like, whole food made foods.

1250
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:35,840
Absolutely.

1251
00:44:36,015 --> 00:44:38,280
Like, with hard cream.

1252
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:39,240
Hard cream.

1253
00:44:39,241 --> 00:44:41,640
With heavy cream and, you know...

1254
00:44:42,795 --> 00:44:50,180
We like home cooking, but also we
appreciate cheap-ass white trash cooking.

1255
00:44:50,510 --> 00:44:52,060
Oh, white trash dip?

1256
00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:53,220
Anybody?

1257
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,280
Yeah.

1258
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,060
For people who don't know how to make
white trash dip, it's two ingredients,

1259
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,640
sometimes three if you're feeling crafty.

1260
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:00,940
Right.

1261
00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:04,320
You just put in a can of chili.

1262
00:45:04,580 --> 00:45:05,580
Yeah.

1263
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:07,880
And then you put in as much cream cheese
as you want.

1264
00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:08,320
Yeah.

1265
00:45:08,321 --> 00:45:09,040
Mix it around.

1266
00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:11,041
Like, half a brick of cream cheese is what
we like.

1267
00:45:11,180 --> 00:45:12,560
I... I'm going to be honest.

1268
00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:15,100
I like kind of in between that.

1269
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:16,580
In between half a brick.

1270
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,140
So more than that, if you want.

1271
00:45:18,350 --> 00:45:24,120
If you want to do a full-on, having
somebody over, eating some dip...

1272
00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:25,220
Go fucking four cans.

1273
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:29,520
You do two cans of chili, with beans or
without, it's up to you.

1274
00:45:30,170 --> 00:45:33,305
One brick of cream cheese,
and then one of the little

1275
00:45:33,365 --> 00:45:36,960
short cans of green
chilies, if you like more...

1276
00:45:37,665 --> 00:45:39,020
Not spicy, but you want...

1277
00:45:39,021 --> 00:45:43,560
You want some chili flavor, you do that,
and then you just warm it up on the stove,

1278
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:50,160
and then we like Juan-titos, used to be
Juanitas, yeah, they changed the name of it.

1279
00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:54,341
They are a local company,
they're made in... I think Hood River.

1280
00:45:54,460 --> 00:46:00,721
Hood River, Oregon, and they
are salty and... They're delicious.

1281
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,200
Oily and fucking fantastic.

1282
00:46:04,170 --> 00:46:05,560
Those are our favorite chips.

1283
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:09,000
You can eat them with other chips,
but I would not recommend...

1284
00:46:09,001 --> 00:46:11,160
I would recommend it, I would recommend
Juan-titos.

1285
00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:17,740
When I talk about Juanitas, I forget that
they're not really a thing anywhere else,

1286
00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:22,200
but in Oregon, Washington, and top of
California.

1287
00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:26,780
Well, you get them in Idaho as well.

1288
00:46:27,150 --> 00:46:28,480
Well, we don't talk about Idaho.

1289
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,400
I do go to Idaho sometimes.

1290
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:31,320
We don't talk about them.

1291
00:46:31,450 --> 00:46:33,480
We can talk about the cool parts of Idaho.

1292
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:34,480
Which is...

1293
00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:35,240
Just Boise.

1294
00:46:35,820 --> 00:46:37,960
Yeah, even Boise has some issues.

1295
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:38,660
Just Boise.

1296
00:46:39,050 --> 00:46:40,920
Okay, whatever, forget about it,
whatever.

1297
00:46:41,585 --> 00:46:42,585
Yeah, I...

1298
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:44,960
Whatever.

1299
00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:45,740
Whatever.

1300
00:46:45,741 --> 00:46:46,860
Forget about it.

1301
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,320
You're not even my real dad.

1302
00:46:48,321 --> 00:46:49,780
You don't want to talk about it.

1303
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,120
You're not even my real state.

1304
00:46:51,650 --> 00:46:56,140
And white trash dip takes like,
if you're lucky, 10 minutes.

1305
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:57,180
Tops.

1306
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:57,840
Tops.

1307
00:46:57,860 --> 00:46:59,320
And that's rinsing out all the cans.

1308
00:46:59,560 --> 00:46:59,740
Yeah.

1309
00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:05,720
And the thing is, is I love it so much,
but it gives me such bad heartburn.

1310
00:47:06,050 --> 00:47:07,330
Because you're such an old lady.

1311
00:47:07,420 --> 00:47:07,940
Shut the fuck up.

1312
00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:08,380
What?

1313
00:47:08,381 --> 00:47:09,381
I don't know.

1314
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,940
Talk about your fucking delicious chicken
soup.

1315
00:47:13,210 --> 00:47:14,200
My chicken soup?

1316
00:47:14,201 --> 00:47:16,020
Your fucking delicious chicken soup.

1317
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,420
Is it the one with cream of chicken soup
in it?

1318
00:47:19,580 --> 00:47:20,180
Oh, okay.

1319
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,960
So you just make your regular chicken
soup.

1320
00:47:22,710 --> 00:47:28,140
You get your onion, your celery,
your carrots.

1321
00:47:28,830 --> 00:47:30,360
You sweat those out.

1322
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,901
And you throw that...
Ew, stinky, sweaty.

1323
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Ew, sweaty.

1324
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,680
And you throw that in the pot.

1325
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,340
Or take it out of the pot, depending on
what you're making.

1326
00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:38,560
Put it in.

1327
00:47:38,690 --> 00:47:39,320
Or smoke pot.

1328
00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:41,581
And then you... Oh, it's Oregon.

1329
00:47:42,230 --> 00:47:44,060
But you can't, because you're an EMT.

1330
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:44,760
Meh.

1331
00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:45,761
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

1332
00:47:46,365 --> 00:47:48,180
And then you cook up your chicken.

1333
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:54,040
Or you get a rotisserie chicken from the
store.

1334
00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:56,240
And you use whatever of that you want.

1335
00:47:56,460 --> 00:48:00,420
You cook all that with some chicken broth.

1336
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:02,540
Or use Better Than Bouillon.

1337
00:48:02,930 --> 00:48:03,930
I like that.

1338
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:08,300
Or, if you're super crafty, you've already
made your own chicken.

1339
00:48:08,301 --> 00:48:11,420
Chicken bone broth from your chicken
carcass.

1340
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,140
And... I hate the word carcass.

1341
00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:15,420
Carcass.

1342
00:48:15,790 --> 00:48:20,700
But the best part is, depending on how
much soup you're making, you add either

1343
00:48:20,701 --> 00:48:25,000
one can or one giant can of cream of
chicken soup.

1344
00:48:25,690 --> 00:48:29,960
It is the best chicken soup I have ever
tasted.

1345
00:48:29,961 --> 00:48:34,000
And I just started cheating with it,
like, this not too long ago.

1346
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,660
Probably five or six months ago.

1347
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:36,840
Yeah, that's pretty sure.

1348
00:48:36,841 --> 00:48:38,260
But when you make your...

1349
00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:41,520
When you make your noodles,
instead of just boiling them

1350
00:48:41,521 --> 00:48:45,380
in water, boil them in
chicken stock, chicken broth.

1351
00:48:46,025 --> 00:48:49,320
It's water with Better Than Bouillon in
it.

1352
00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:50,920
And just make your noodles with that.

1353
00:48:50,980 --> 00:48:51,620
And it just...

1354
00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:56,220
It ups the ante quite a bit as far as the
deliciousness.

1355
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,560
It do.

1356
00:48:57,730 --> 00:48:58,940
It do up the uncle.

1357
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,720
The funcle as well, if you so desire.

1358
00:49:03,435 --> 00:49:05,275
And then you just throw all that shit
together.

1359
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,760
Let it cook.

1360
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,140
You know, I like... I
like to let it reduce also.

1361
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:10,740
Let it simmer.

1362
00:49:11,180 --> 00:49:11,940
Let it simmer.

1363
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:12,780
Simmer down now.

1364
00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:13,580
Simmer down now.

1365
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:14,640
Simmer down.

1366
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,236
And, you know, you
make your big old pot of

1367
00:49:17,237 --> 00:49:19,620
it and then you can
eat it for several days.

1368
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,180
Or for our house, one day.

1369
00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:26,680
When I make the big, big pot, it's several
days.

1370
00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:27,840
If I make the little...

1371
00:49:27,841 --> 00:49:30,929
If I make the potato
pot, which I believe is

1372
00:49:30,930 --> 00:49:33,800
like four quarts, it
only lasts like a day.

1373
00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:36,980
But if I make the eight quart pot,
it'll last a couple days.

1374
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:37,600
Yeah.

1375
00:49:37,601 --> 00:49:38,000
Yeah.

1376
00:49:38,330 --> 00:49:40,380
Um, we haven't had it in a little while.

1377
00:49:41,010 --> 00:49:44,880
And I'm just gonna say, Campbell Soup,
I used to like you.

1378
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:46,940
And then you did all that weird shit.

1379
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:48,560
Everybody's done weird shit.

1380
00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:49,620
This is peasant food.

1381
00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:51,400
Well, it is peasants.

1382
00:49:51,650 --> 00:49:52,780
I mean, what are you?

1383
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,380
Yeah.

1384
00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:55,200
I'm a surf.

1385
00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:58,760
No, a surf is someone who does a job for
someone else.

1386
00:49:59,420 --> 00:49:59,860
Surfing.

1387
00:49:59,861 --> 00:50:00,861
I'm surfing.

1388
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:06,280
Well, we are, we are getting close to the
end of this episode.

1389
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,320
And this is going to be probably our
second shortest episode.

1390
00:50:11,670 --> 00:50:13,540
Alongside the very first episode.

1391
00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:14,740
Because I'm fucking tired.

1392
00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:16,000
Which was about 30 minutes.

1393
00:50:16,260 --> 00:50:17,260
Yeah.

1394
00:50:17,590 --> 00:50:19,940
I hope you enjoyed this episode.

1395
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,820
I hope the audio quality is better.

1396
00:50:22,335 --> 00:50:26,700
I want to apologize again for last week's
episode being so crunchy.

1397
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,980
Stop apologizing.

1398
00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:28,800
We're learning.

1399
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,920
It's a learning curve.

1400
00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:35,240
I won't be using Linux again for this
podcast for my own stuff.

1401
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,600
I love Linux.

1402
00:50:36,875 --> 00:50:40,564
But for recording, I
did find out recently that

1403
00:50:40,565 --> 00:50:45,180
even diehard Linux lovers
are like OBS on Linuxes.

1404
00:50:45,890 --> 00:50:48,818
All I heard you say was
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd,

1405
00:50:48,819 --> 00:50:52,140
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd,
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd.

1406
00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:56,640
The FTP on the DLT.

1407
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,560
Nerd, nerd, nerd.

1408
00:50:57,780 --> 00:50:59,200
It has a little bit of SCP.

1409
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,360
Nerd, nerd.

1410
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,080
I'm going to kick you in your hip.

1411
00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:10,640
You don't kick me in my bad hip.

1412
00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,460
Oh, you hurt my body.

1413
00:51:14,465 --> 00:51:19,240
Well, I really hope you enjoyed this
episode and that you are enjoying your new

1414
00:51:19,241 --> 00:51:23,040
year and you're sticking to your New
Year's resolutions if you believe in them.

1415
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:25,560
And if you didn't, then that's totally
fine too.

1416
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:28,740
Just keep getting up in the morning and
doing what you're supposed to do.

1417
00:51:29,030 --> 00:51:30,260
That's all that matters.

1418
00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:31,220
Oh my god, yeah.

1419
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,140
It's really tough these days too.

1420
00:51:33,141 --> 00:51:35,920
And in the Northern Hemisphere... Oh,
hang on.

1421
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:40,420
If you're staying alive, that is the
fucking goal of life, is to not die.

1422
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,220
If you're in the Northern Hemisphere and
it's dark as fuck all the time...

1423
00:51:44,221 --> 00:51:45,221
Pitch black.

1424
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,640
Just hang on because more light is right
around the corner.

1425
00:51:49,450 --> 00:51:55,398
And if you work overnight shifts, just
enjoy this darkness as well as I am because.

1426
00:51:55,935 --> 00:51:57,100
And take vitamin supplements.

1427
00:51:57,605 --> 00:52:02,640
I am okay if I go to work in the dark and
I get home in the dark.

1428
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,512
I'm going to shut my eyes
before the light happens

1429
00:52:05,513 --> 00:52:07,720
and then I'm going to
sleep like a fucking baby.

1430
00:52:07,870 --> 00:52:11,661
Well, no, I'm going to sleep like a fucking
puppy because babies don't sleep very well.

1431
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:19,480
So my fellow night shifters, rejoice in
the fact that we have the night.

1432
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:23,740
We have reclaimed the night for us
dark-seeking people.

1433
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,520
And for you people who enjoy being awake
during the daytime hours, hold tight.

1434
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:31,240
It'll happen for you soon.

1435
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,000
And then you can be...

1436
00:52:33,140 --> 00:52:36,767
As happy as you want to
during the daytime hours

1437
00:52:36,867 --> 00:52:40,320
and go do your activities
and make me want to puke.

1438
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:46,940
But I love you too because there are very
few night shifters out there.

1439
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,940
And there are lots of daytime people that
I love too.

1440
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,280
So...

1441
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,560
We hear you.

1442
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,600
We know you exist.

1443
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:55,080
Absolutely.

1444
00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:56,780
Also, learn how to fucking clean.

1445
00:52:57,170 --> 00:52:58,040
Which clean what?

1446
00:52:58,041 --> 00:53:01,680
Isn't it daytime crew always is like,
leave it for the nighttime people.

1447
00:53:01,681 --> 00:53:02,900
They leave a mess.

1448
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,420
Uh... No, that's your sister.

1449
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,200
That is true.

1450
00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:07,720
Yeah.

1451
00:53:07,721 --> 00:53:08,160
Yeah.

1452
00:53:08,161 --> 00:53:09,161
She is daytime.

1453
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:09,760
That is true.

1454
00:53:09,780 --> 00:53:11,000
And she do leave it for later.

1455
00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:11,860
That is true.

1456
00:53:12,060 --> 00:53:12,260
Right.

1457
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:16,680
Well, thank you for joining us on this
beautiful...

1458
00:53:17,590 --> 00:53:22,120
Beautifully cold Wednesday night at 9.52 pm

1459
00:53:22,670 --> 00:53:23,780
Pacific Standard Time.

1460
00:53:24,450 --> 00:53:28,140
It is very good to have you all here with
us.

1461
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,660
And I think we will see you in the next
episode.

1462
00:53:31,661 --> 00:53:32,661
In the next episode?

1463
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:33,520
Or hear you in the next episode?

1464
00:53:33,521 --> 00:53:34,180
We are not going to... Yeah.

1465
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:35,496
We are not going to see anybody.

1466
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,241
I just... You knew I
was going to say that.

1467
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,000
You knew it.

1468
00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:38,580
I did.

1469
00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:42,140
But I always talk like I am on video.

1470
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:42,720
Right.

1471
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:43,000
Because...

1472
00:53:43,325 --> 00:53:44,500
One of these days we will be.

1473
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:45,080
Soon.

1474
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:45,700
We will.

1475
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:46,420
Soon.

1476
00:53:46,421 --> 00:53:48,060
And I am going to have to brush my hair.

1477
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:48,760
God damn it.

1478
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:49,280
Tomorrow.

1479
00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:49,880
No.

1480
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,000
Ugh.

1481
00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:51,820
At work.

1482
00:53:52,180 --> 00:53:53,720
I want to say thanks too.

1483
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,880
Because I talk a lot of shit.

1484
00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:58,240
And we both talk a lot of shit.

1485
00:53:58,710 --> 00:54:01,640
And we do appreciate everybody listening
to this show.

1486
00:54:01,641 --> 00:54:03,620
Is that what you appreciate about them?

1487
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:05,980
That is exactly what I appreciate about
them.

1488
00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:08,460
And again thank you very much for
watching.

1489
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:09,800
This has been Sophia.

1490
00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,640
And I am still Stephanie.

1491
00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:13,880
Thank you very much.

1492
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:14,620
Byeeeeee!

1493
00:54:14,820 --> 00:54:15,820
Byeeeeee!

1494
00:54:19,140 --> 00:54:20,140
Boom!

1495
00:54:20,770 --> 00:54:21,770
We are done.

1496
00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:23,180
We're done.

1497
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:23,780
We're done.

1498
00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:24,400
We're done!

1499
00:54:24,780 --> 00:54:25,780
Woo!

1500
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,840
Woo!

1501
00:54:36,890 --> 00:54:38,570
We are done.

1502
00:54:39,350 --> 00:54:40,690
We are done.

1503
00:54:41,510 --> 00:54:41,530
We are done.

1504
00:54:41,550 --> 00:54:43,210
Yeah, you gotta tighten that.

1505
00:54:44,170 --> 00:54:49,430
So we're gonna start just how we normally
do, right?

1506
00:54:51,290 --> 00:54:54,910
Hey everybody, welcome back to Let's Get
Sidetracked with me, Sophia.

1507
00:54:55,290 --> 00:54:56,670
And me, Stephanie.

1508
00:54:56,930 --> 00:54:57,430
Kinda like that.

1509
00:54:57,530 --> 00:54:57,770
Yeah.

1510
00:54:57,850 --> 00:54:58,850
Okay.

1511
00:54:59,570 --> 00:55:04,270
And after... I just had some sour treats.

1512
00:55:07,590 --> 00:55:08,930
What did we talk about today?

1513
00:55:09,210 --> 00:55:09,290
Huh?

1514
00:55:09,510 --> 00:55:10,670
What did we talk about today?

1515
00:55:11,490 --> 00:55:11,930
Today?

1516
00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:12,630
Today.

1517
00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:13,750
What did we talk about?

1518
00:55:13,850 --> 00:55:15,110
What did we talk about?

1519
00:55:15,111 --> 00:55:16,391
What ARE we going to talk about?

1520
00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:17,050
I don't know.

1521
00:55:17,210 --> 00:55:21,030
All I can think about is political.

1522
00:55:23,150 --> 00:55:24,150
Political.

1523
00:55:25,150 --> 00:55:25,590
Yeah.

1524
00:55:25,910 --> 00:55:27,310
Um, we

1525
00:55:30,790 --> 00:55:32,590
could talk about...

1526
00:55:32,591 --> 00:55:38,390
What happens when people... We kinda
talked about that in the last episode.

1527
00:55:38,650 --> 00:55:38,830
We did.

1528
00:55:38,831 --> 00:55:43,530
But we can talk about it a little bit
more, because, like, I think you're wrong.

1529
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,440
Me neither.

1530
00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:55,480
I don't think we talked about sports at
all.

1531
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,720
I'm trying to think, I don't think so.

1532
00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:03,020
What kind of sports are we talking about?

1533
00:56:03,021 --> 00:56:04,040
We like the Super Bowl.

1534
00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:06,580
We can talk about the Seahawks.

1535
00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,000
I like F1.

1536
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,160
That's pretty much it.

1537
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:10,900
Max Verstappen!

1538
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,220
Max who?

1539
00:56:13,460 --> 00:56:14,640
Max Verstappen.

1540
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:20,040
Oh, that is... He's a driver for...
We should be recording this.

1541
00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:20,900
We are.

1542
00:56:21,220 --> 00:56:22,220
We are?

1543
00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:24,060
Good for Foxy!

1544
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,100
I always record.

1545
00:56:25,580 --> 00:56:29,830
You know, I listened to
that after the last episode,

1546
00:56:29,831 --> 00:56:32,861
when we were practicing
what we were going to say.

1547
00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:34,496
And I thought that was pretty fucking
funny.

1548
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:35,520
Yeah.

1549
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,129
I think it's... I like it
because I like to end the

1550
00:56:40,209 --> 00:56:43,200
episode with music and,
you know, kind of like the...

1551
00:56:43,201 --> 00:56:47,540
Okay, why don't you go ahead and start the
episode then?

1552
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,116
Yeah, let's go ahead and start the
episode.

1553
00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:50,140
Do it.

1554
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,120
Okay.

1555
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,980
I'm just making sure that it's...

1556
00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:57,860
If... I don't want to
mess this up again.

1557
00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:00,320
We will, actually.

1558
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:01,480
Okay.

1559
00:57:01,481 --> 00:57:02,740
And we're going to start.

1560
00:57:03,070 --> 00:57:04,760
In 3... 2...

1561
00:57:04,910 --> 00:57:05,910
1...