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Sup, fuckers!

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Welcome to Let's Get Sidetracked with me,
Sophia, and me, Stephanie.

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That is Stephanie.

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And you would be Sophia.

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I... maybe.

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Allegedly.

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I mean, earlier today you were.

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To be fair.

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To be fair.

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Welcome to our Christmas edition.

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We don't have anything really,
really exciting planned.

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We were going to do a
different show and we were

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going to film it and
have it on the website.

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Yeah.

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And then we didn't.

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So... I could have set up a camera and we
could have just recorded it like this.

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Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.

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Side profile?

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Oh, yeah.

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No.

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No, not if you like me.

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Well, we are actually in a different
location.

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We are not in my room where we've been
recording all of these episodes.

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We are in the dining room at our dining
table.

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In the middle of our house.

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Yeah.

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So, if it sounds a little bit different,
it's because it is.

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We are in a different part of the house.

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We're trying stuff out.

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We might be in a different part of the
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Yeah.

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Who knows?

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And this is being recorded on Linux,
so hopefully it sounds good.

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Yeah.

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Come on, nerd people.

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Get it together.

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Yeah.

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Record a good one.

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Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

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So, Christmas...

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things.

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You said you were not excited about
Christmas, really, this year.

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Yeah.

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I think because I'm not doing what we
would have normally done for Christmas,

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which is go over to my dad's house.

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So, it just feels weird.

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Yeah.

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Because I've been doing that for 13,
14 years now.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And I'll get into a little bit why I
stopped going over.

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But it's just...

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It was a weird ultimatum.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I see why it needed to happen,
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Mm-hmm.

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And you're totally going to hear you
drinking your water on this.

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I think you're out of water.

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Yep.

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I am out of water, yeah.

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We also have a mic arm for me now.

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Yeah.

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Last episode, we were...

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It was a little bit of Jenga with a
microphone stand shoved in.

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It was horrible.

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It didn't work, right?

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It didn't work.

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Because it's because we both got the
same... What are these?

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Blue Yetis.

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Blue Yetis, yeah.

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Mine is actually blue.

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Yours is not.

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Mine is silver.

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But it's lovely.

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It is.

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But we didn't have a mic arm that fit your
Yeti, your Blue Yeti.

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So, now you do.

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I also have a...
Thank you, Amazon.

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I also have a...

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I also have a soft pink mic cover like
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Yeah.

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I love it.

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Yeah, and mine smells like plastic.

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That's just your breath.

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Oh.

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Yeah, mine smells like plastic,
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I wish it smelled like something.

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But I don't know what I would want.

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You could put some, like, essential oils
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Right.

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And, oh, I could cure cancer with that,
right?

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That is true.

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You know, all the science is there saying
it cures cancer, you know?

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That's not what science says.

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Mm-hmm.

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Nope.

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I heard the man that...

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talks like a broken CD say that.

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Oh, you mean...

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Hey, causes can answer, and you gotta make
sure you take your vaccine.

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Oh, hey.

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I think we're getting sidetracked.

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Yeah.

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So, Christmas, you were gonna explain why
you're not going to your dad's.

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Merry Christmas.

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So, it's... Have a great one.

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It's a multitude of things.

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It's more than just one thing.

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Oh, yeah.

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So, I'm gonna start with... So,
we can get it out of the way.

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It is political.

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Mm-hmm.

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Partially political.

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So, my father, my amazing father,
who has done no wrong in his life...

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I hear the sarcasm, but it's not
really dripping off of there yet.

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We're sarcastic here.

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This is very sarcastic.

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So, he voted for Donald Jonathan Trump,
as you know.

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He is the leader of the American Fascist
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Oh, so... Sorry, I
meant Republican.

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He's a terrible dresser.

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He's a terrible dresser too.

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Oh, Trump, not your dad.

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I mean, your dad dresses like
an old man anyway, so... Yeah.

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But we got into a little bit of a heated
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the election, where I explained
that he's going to make an

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executive order that will harm
my rights in parts of America.

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And he said, no, he's not going to do
that.

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He's just going to bring my taxes down and
make things cheaper.

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But then he didn't... he did one of those,
but it's the rights one.

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And then made everything expensive.

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Exactly.

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You know, that.

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But also, over there, it just feels
hostile.

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Yeah.

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Because I'm not respected.

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Nobody is really respected there.

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He was, he wants the respect for himself
and for nobody else.

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So that's the, that's the unfortunate
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And as much as I would
love the Christmas presents,

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the, I think it's about $300
in Christmas presents.

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It's not worth it anymore.

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Right.

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It used to be.

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I just can't do it.

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Well, you don't get to hang out with
grandma over there too.

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Cause doesn't, didn't she come over
Christmas morning?

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Yeah.

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You guys open presents and have breakfast
and grandma's cool.

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We love grandma.

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Grandma has her opinions, but the thing
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of putting that aside.

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She doesn't fly a flag from her car
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that I'll like turn and be like,
excuse me, what the fuck?

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Pardon me, grandma?

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I says fucking pardon.

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You do not say that to your grandma.

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I don't, but I, I do this.

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I, I, I will turn to her and be like,
that's interesting.

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Yeah.

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It's like, you're talking to like a,
like a toddler who's having a meltdown.

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Oh, sure.

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That's interesting.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah.

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I get it.

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Okay.

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And then I'm like, well,
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climate in my head,
I go full communism.

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Communism.

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Yeah.

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I thought you meant socialism.

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No, I go full commie in my head,
but I am a socialist.

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So why does a commie live in your head?

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It's the voices, mother.

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Oh, how many of them?

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One.

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Just one.

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It's me.

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Um, I, if you didn't
know, I, in the U S at

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least, I would say I'm
a democratic socialist.

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Um, as that party, you know, has its ups
and downs, but overall it believes about

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things that are way better
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as, uh, I would say
the Democrat party is.

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In terms of their ideals, kind of tries to
follow along with the Republicans.

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Um, like they will hear
something and they're like,

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that's bad, but then they'll
do the exact same thing.

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Well, any politician's going to do that.

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That's what politics is.

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But I, I feel like the
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more in human rights
than it does corporate rights.

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And that's what I like about them.

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But that's the only unfortunate thing is
they, they, they say that, and then they

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take millions of dollars in corporate
funding.

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Yeah.

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But they also don't make it illegal for
you to live.

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That is true.

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As opposed to the other party that says
trans people need to die.

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Um, I don't, I don't know if I didn't,
I'm not quoting anyone, but with the

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amount of legislation introduced by
Republican, uh, politicians that limits

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the, the rights for trans people and even
gay people.

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Um, yeah, I'm not down with that.

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That's not okay.

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I, I've had many problems with the
democratic state as they try to make you

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think they stand for, um, how's my alarm,
but they stand for human rights.

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And, uh, I, I don't know the exact number,
but most of them take money from APAC.

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I'm sure they do.

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I'm sure they do.

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For those who don't know what APAC is,
it is, uh, Israel money.

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It's money to support Israel, send bombs
to them.

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And as someone who supports
Palestine, it really hurts to

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see a politician who you're
like, oh, they're kind of cool.

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And then they send billions of dollars to
Israel to commit a genocide.

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Oh, this is a really interesting Christmas
episode, isn't it?

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Shit.

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It's the Christmas episode.

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Okay.

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Let's, let's, um...

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Let's get back on track.

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Let's get back on track.

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Yeah, let's get back on track.

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So, yeah.

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So, what, what were we talking about?

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You were changing, you're
changing up, uh, what you're

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doing at Christmas this
year and it's feeling weird.

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Yeah, so, um, but politics was included
with that.

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So, um, yeah, it's, it just doesn't feel
like a home over there.

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Yeah.

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Um, it feels like a play that's being put
on.

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Beautiful house.

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Mm.

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It's an all right house.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's new and it's shiny and...

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It's... ...big.

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Well, it was built in 2007, I think.

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Yeah, that's new compared to our house
that was born in 1967 or 69.

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I think this house was built in the
forties.

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No, it was, it was the sixties.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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I have to ask Rhonda,
but, uh... Well...

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...67 or 69, you could Zillow it.

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Yeah.

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Or Zillow.

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Zillow.

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Zillow.

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Zillow was, was our communication, uh,
program at work that we use over the phones.

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Wow.

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It's a little different.

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Uh, speaking of work, I got to work
Christmas day.

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So that's going to be fun.

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Yeah.

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Uh, although Thanksgiving was,
was not too bad at work.

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Built in 1969.

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1969.

263
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Woo-woo.

264
00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:42,960
But in 1969, they had aluminum wiring.

265
00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:43,740
Yeah.

266
00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,720
That feels a little bit... Oh, the
fifties was all about aluminum.

267
00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:47,860
Yeah.

268
00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:49,700
Well, the reason is...

269
00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:50,700
War.

270
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War.

271
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:51,800
Yes.

272
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:52,620
And it's cheap.

273
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:53,840
It's, it's cheap too.

274
00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:54,260
So... An old...

275
00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:58,320
You're sending all the copper to massacre
people.

276
00:10:59,385 --> 00:11:01,480
Good, good reason to massacre some people.

277
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,560
Oh, the, the, you mean the German
fascists?

278
00:11:04,735 --> 00:11:07,760
And yes, I, Nazis, bad.

279
00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:12,220
I think we can all say that getting rid of
the, we didn't get rid of the Nazis.

280
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,740
We just got rid of Hitler's regime.

281
00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:15,860
The Führer.

282
00:11:16,185 --> 00:11:18,160
We got, yeah, we got rid of the Reich.

283
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:19,340
Mm-hmm.

284
00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:23,560
Um, but the issue with that is there was
also...

285
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:30,040
...hundreds and hundreds of thousands of
civ, civ, civilian casualties that were

286
00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:32,180
inside of Nazi Germany...
Oh, there were millions.

287
00:11:32,181 --> 00:11:32,700
...who were not Nazis.

288
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,520
There were millions of casualties.

289
00:11:35,805 --> 00:11:39,380
And that, as some people will try to
debate, never happened.

290
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,160
Right.

291
00:11:40,161 --> 00:11:41,180
And they're full of shit.

292
00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:48,360
But then we have to look at the casualties
of, um, many people who may have not even

293
00:11:48,361 --> 00:11:50,480
been Jews... Oh,
yeah, absolutely.

294
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,580
...but were, but were assumed to be Jew-y.

295
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,360
Well...

296
00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:55,761
Well, the whole, um... Eugenics.

297
00:11:56,460 --> 00:12:03,440
Uh, the, the derogatory term for the
people is gypsies or Romani.

298
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:03,920
Mm.

299
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:07,880
Um, they were also targeted by,
uh, the regime.

300
00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:12,940
Yeah, and now there's a, uh, My Gypsy
Wedding or whatever.

301
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,120
Oh, my gosh, I know.

302
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:18,840
My, my great, my big fat gypsy... Oh,
my, no, that's Big Fat Greek Wedding.

303
00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:22,020
No, that was the, the one movie,
was Big Fat Greek Movie.

304
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,240
But, uh, it's, uh... Yeah.

305
00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:26,580
My American, American Gypsy Wedding?

306
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,480
Something like that.

307
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:27,600
Let me look it up.

308
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:28,600
Hang on, just a minute.

309
00:12:28,601 --> 00:12:31,640
I don't know what it has to do with
Christmas, but, you know... Not a damn thing.

310
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:40,040
Yeah, um, I think it's an interesting,
I think it's an interesting thing to talk

311
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:44,760
about when you... Uh, it's, it's My
Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding.

312
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,580
That's a, that's a dumb name.

313
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:49,970
It's a, kind of a dumb show.

314
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:53,140
Well, the whole concept of it is basically
children.

315
00:12:53,141 --> 00:12:53,860
Getting married.

316
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:54,640
Yeah, pretty much.

317
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,000
So... Getting, getting
married lavishly.

318
00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:00,074
Except 90% of the ones
on there are the most

319
00:13:00,075 --> 00:13:03,021
white trash weddings
I think I've ever seen.

320
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:06,260
Yeah, but they have really pretty dresses
and lots of sparkly stuff.

321
00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:09,036
Yeah, it's a pretty dress and then they do
the boot scootin' boogie.

322
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,060
Hey, hey.

323
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,140
Yeah, don't you, don't you besmirch Brooks
and Dunn.

324
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,220
I tell you what.

325
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,280
I'll do it, I damn well please.

326
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:18,580
Yeah, but you remember there are
consequences.

327
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,000
The consequences?

328
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:20,720
The consequences.

329
00:13:20,721 --> 00:13:22,280
Your dog is snoring over there.

330
00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:23,080
I don't know if you can hear her.

331
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,514
Yeah, so Perla is right next
to me because we have these

332
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:30,380
bench seats that look like
they came out of a 50's diner.

333
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,260
60's, 50's, 50's, 60's diner.

334
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:33,360
50's, yeah.

335
00:13:33,765 --> 00:13:35,920
Um, Chevy Bel Air, think of that.

336
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:36,340
Yeah.

337
00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:37,420
Basically those seats.

338
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:37,860
Yeah.

339
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,080
Um, they're nice.

340
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:43,956
They don't have a ton of lumbar support.

341
00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,596
But they're not terribly uncomfortable
either.

342
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:46,240
No, they're not.

343
00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:46,740
Yeah.

344
00:13:46,741 --> 00:13:49,690
Um, except I'm like trying to
have like the posture where

345
00:13:49,691 --> 00:13:52,940
you sit up but like I'm still
like, I'm still like a turtle.

346
00:13:53,245 --> 00:13:55,220
Oh yeah, no I'm shaped like a C right now.

347
00:13:55,221 --> 00:13:57,200
Am I a turtle only for the turtle club?

348
00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,160
I have never seen that.

349
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,076
I don't know what it, you're gonna have to
show me that.

350
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:01,980
I'll have to show you that.

351
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:02,180
Yeah.

352
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,740
But it's, it's a dude
with a big turtle neck

353
00:14:04,741 --> 00:14:07,961
and he goes toot
toot toot toot toot toot.

354
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,580
Which also has nothing to do with
Christmas.

355
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,320
Yeah, no it has nothing to do with
Christmas because we got...

356
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,600
Sidetracked!

357
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,560
So, I'm working Christmas Day.

358
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,720
Uh, Rhonda does not work Christmas Day.

359
00:14:19,721 --> 00:14:20,996
Lindsay doesn't work Christmas Day.

360
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:21,640
Which is weird.

361
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:22,220
Yeah, I know.

362
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,300
Well, no, her store's not open on,
on Christmas.

363
00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:26,340
Which is weird.

364
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,120
Uh, yeah.

365
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:34,291
So, you know, she, she
gets, um, certain days

366
00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:37,600
off that she has to
swap out with other days.

367
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,980
So, didn't she have Thanksgiving off?

368
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:40,640
Rhonda?

369
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,120
Yeah.

370
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,485
Oh yeah, but the restaurant was closed
that day too.

371
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:46,460
Yeah, but isn't there some work that has
to be done?

372
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,516
Oh yeah, she just has to go and check out
the cleaning crew in the morning.

373
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:49,660
Yeah.

374
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,400
So it's like stupid early in the morning.

375
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,560
Yeah.

376
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:57,360
Um, you know, it's getting, it's getting
really, really late into December.

377
00:14:57,740 --> 00:15:00,400
And I have no Christmas gifts for anybody.

378
00:15:00,995 --> 00:15:04,035
I have no idea what I'm gonna get them
because I have $10 in my bank account.

379
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,160
Ah, okay.

380
00:15:05,945 --> 00:15:10,140
Which, I feel like, it's the thought that
counts.

381
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,920
It doesn't necessarily need to be
expensive.

382
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:12,880
Not at all.

383
00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:18,020
Um, which, you know, I think the whole
point of Christmas is to...

384
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:22,700
So, gift the people you love with things
they love.

385
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:23,700
Yeah, yeah.

386
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:25,000
And spend time with them.

387
00:15:25,155 --> 00:15:26,160
That's the part I like.

388
00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:28,360
Meh, meh, whatever.

389
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:32,280
I mean, with you having to work, I
don't know exactly how that's going to go.

390
00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:34,379
I think we'll probably do
like we did on Thanksgiving,

391
00:15:34,403 --> 00:15:36,480
and we'll probably
just eat early in the day.

392
00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:37,900
Like open presents?

393
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,000
Yeah, yeah.

394
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,660
Because Lindsey's still going over to your
dad's Christmas Eve.

395
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:44,780
I don't know.

396
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,300
I assumed that Rhonda and I would order
you a pizza, and then we'll go over to

397
00:15:48,301 --> 00:15:51,520
Toby's for a little bit, because you're
not going to sit around and play with us

398
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,200
like we have dolls.

399
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,420
I can't even go in there.

400
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,520
No, you can't.

401
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:56,980
Stupid law.

402
00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:58,080
I can vote.

403
00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:59,160
I can buy a machine gun.

404
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:02,760
I can have a child.

405
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:03,720
Go to war.

406
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,740
I can go to war, but I can't drink a
little bit of booze.

407
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,600
Or even be where the booze is dispensed.

408
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,640
I just want to sit at the bar.

409
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,600
I don't want to drink.

410
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,680
I don't like drinking.

411
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,240
Like if I could have like a soda.

412
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,400
Soda, like an Italian soda.

413
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:18,920
Oh, yeah.

414
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,040
Just like...

415
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:24,901
And you could totally do that, but
Oregon State is, you know, like it is.

416
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,900
Or even just a fucking cranberry juice.

417
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:29,240
Ah, do you like cranberry juice that much?

418
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,020
What do you mean?

419
00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:31,700
Do you like cranberry juice a lot?

420
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,680
I like cranberry juice.

421
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:33,160
Oh, okay.

422
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,300
I'd just drink it if I, like, had it.

423
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:36,380
Yeah.

424
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,656
There's certain cranberry juices that I
don't like.

425
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,380
I don't like the ones that are super tart.

426
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:41,500
Yeah, yeah.

427
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,425
I just like the ones
that have like a... like I

428
00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:45,320
can feel the tartness,
but it's also really sweet.

429
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,200
And it's sweetened, yeah.

430
00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:46,300
Yeah.

431
00:16:47,115 --> 00:16:50,360
Cranberry juice, fucking... Oh,
cran grape was sprayed in it.

432
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:51,540
Cran grape was sprayed.

433
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,640
Oh, it was so delicious.

434
00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:57,300
Even... you don't even have to drink,
and you could just, like, make that.

435
00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:57,740
Mm-hmm.

436
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,736
And you don't even have to put some vodka
in there.

437
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,340
No, you don't.

438
00:17:00,341 --> 00:17:02,061
You can, but... If
you want to, yeah.

439
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:03,100
It's a free country.

440
00:17:03,101 --> 00:17:05,180
And it tastes good with or without it,
though.

441
00:17:05,181 --> 00:17:05,660
That's the thing.

442
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,360
Yeah.

443
00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:07,740
Between white men.

444
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:09,820
Yeah.

445
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,110
But we're getting off track again.

446
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,320
You mean sidetracked?

447
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:13,880
We are.

448
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:14,540
Off track.

449
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,880
I just didn't want to say that.

450
00:17:15,881 --> 00:17:16,140
This is the podcast.

451
00:17:16,141 --> 00:17:17,236
This isn't let's get off track.

452
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,640
This is the side... Fuck!

453
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:19,740
This is the who?

454
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:20,660
It's the sidecast.

455
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,760
It's the sidescast.

456
00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:24,880
This is the sidetracked podcast with me.

457
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,360
Yeah.

458
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,160
And me.

459
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,460
Yeah.

460
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,840
I have bought a few gifts.

461
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,100
Mm-hmm.

462
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,960
I've done some mail order stuff.

463
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:37,260
Not much, though.

464
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,201
Like, I need... Why'd
you order at Amazon?

465
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,520
No.

466
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,180
I ordered one thing for Lindsay that's not
Amazon.

467
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:44,680
And...

468
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:45,520
Oh, yeah.

469
00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:46,521
Yeah, the gift.

470
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,160
Actually, we can say it because it's
coming out...

471
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,980
This episode's coming out day of
Christmas.

472
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:51,460
Oh, yeah.

473
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:51,800
That's right.

474
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,501
And she doesn't want to
listen to us because... It's stupid.

475
00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:55,700
It's stupid.

476
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,880
Podcasts are dumb.

477
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:57,200
Yeah.

478
00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,260
Eh.

479
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:05,240
I got her a card game that is
cards... Yeah, Game Against Swifties.

480
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,320
So it's... Oh, God.

481
00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:10,820
It uses the Taylor Swift songs and things
about Taylor Swift that you can fill in,

482
00:18:11,185 --> 00:18:13,360
like Cards Against Humanity, with funny
things.

483
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:15,100
Yeah, massive corporate entities.

484
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,680
Taking the likeness of a famous person.

485
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,880
Now, this is not a massive corporate
entity.

486
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,500
It's probably bootleg because it was only,
like, $24, so...

487
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:25,660
Well, it could have been...
No, they can't afford that.

488
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,281
Yeah, it's not... I'm
sure it's not licensed.

489
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,120
I'm sorry, Big...

490
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:29,270
I'm sorry, Big Potato.

491
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,580
I'm sorry.

492
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:31,480
Big Potato?

493
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:32,601
You're just a small company.

494
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:33,880
We actually have a few other games.

495
00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:34,540
Oh, Big Potato Games.

496
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:34,900
Yeah.

497
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,020
Yep.

498
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,940
And then I found something for you.

499
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,420
What is it?

500
00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:40,700
And I won't tell you.

501
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,760
Can you describe what it may be?

502
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,040
It's square.

503
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,041
Square.

504
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,800
Oh, bomb.

505
00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:49,840
No, those are round.

506
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,720
They can be cylindrical, too.

507
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:54,460
Yes, they can.

508
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,440
That's actually what I was talking about.

509
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,840
Look, if you're looking down on the top of
a bomb, it's...

510
00:18:59,725 --> 00:19:01,205
Why are we talking about bombs again?

511
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:02,580
Well, because...

512
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,940
No, I didn't get you one of those for
Christmas.

513
00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:07,570
Or your birthday.

514
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,680
Because we don't blow things up.

515
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,940
But it's fine.

516
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,160
No, it's not.

517
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,760
Let's talk about...

518
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,440
No, this is the Christmas episode.

519
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:16,040
Never mind.

520
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,220
Oh, no.

521
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,200
I was going to talk about how I hate
fireworks.

522
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:25,620
Not because they're loud, but because of
how dangerous they are and how people

523
00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:27,416
don't understand how dangerous they are.

524
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:27,660
Oh, yeah.

525
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:34,126
I have every single year on
4th of July, a new video pops up

526
00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:38,480
where somebody's hand looks
like a plum pastry or whatever.

527
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:39,300
Oh, yeah.

528
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,720
Which just gets blown to pieces because
they're stupid.

529
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:43,020
Yep.

530
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,060
Yep.

531
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:45,740
They're...

532
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:46,980
Oh, they're so scary.

533
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,620
I don't even really like... I mean, I
like to see them because they're pretty.

534
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,980
I like sparkly stuff, you know.

535
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:59,300
But like animals, there's so many animals
get lost and killed that day or a couple

536
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:02,120
days before and after, too, because people
are stupid.

537
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:06,900
Even the few days before, people will be
setting off fireworks.

538
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,720
I don't think fireworks should be illegal
because that's more dangerous.

539
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,260
Mm-hmm.

540
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,530
That causes people to
make... Make fireworks.

541
00:20:13,531 --> 00:20:14,531
Build their own, yeah.

542
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:19,110
Which have set forests on fire because
they're so dangerous.

543
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:19,690
Well, shoot.

544
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:23,062
The Columbia River Gorge
burned a couple years ago because

545
00:20:23,063 --> 00:20:25,850
some dude wanted to use a
Roman candle or whatever it was.

546
00:20:26,870 --> 00:20:29,890
Also, the kids that will put a Roman
candle on their butt cheeks.

547
00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:31,150
Oh, right.

548
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:32,350
That still happens.

549
00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:32,790
Oh, yeah.

550
00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:37,130
I actually like the ones that do bottle
rockets and they don't realize that

551
00:20:37,131 --> 00:20:42,570
rockets use fire as propulsion and the
fire goes backwards as they're...

552
00:20:42,571 --> 00:20:45,970
The rocket goes forward
because they're... Dumbass.

553
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:46,570
Yes.

554
00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:47,310
Dumbass.

555
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,090
They're dumbass.

556
00:20:48,091 --> 00:20:49,910
I was going to say stupid, but yes,
you're right.

557
00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:50,310
They are stupid.

558
00:20:50,311 --> 00:20:50,670
They're dumbass.

559
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,191
I don't think they're stupid.

560
00:20:52,215 --> 00:20:53,215
They're dumb as shit.

561
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:53,570
Mm-hmm.

562
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,030
That's not stupid behavior.

563
00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:56,110
That's dumb behavior.

564
00:20:56,111 --> 00:20:56,850
Yeah, it is.

565
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,894
But, you know, you got to
be, you know, braver than

566
00:20:59,994 --> 00:21:02,910
your friend and they,
you know, it's just dumb.

567
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,030
Just smoke meth.

568
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:04,930
Right?

569
00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:06,095
Like all the other ones.

570
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:06,810
Does that...

571
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,330
We took a left turn there.

572
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:09,710
Yeah.

573
00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:10,910
Fireworks to meth?

574
00:21:11,465 --> 00:21:12,550
But if you're going to do something...

575
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:14,246
If you're going to do
something dangerous, at least

576
00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:16,471
have a better time than
burning your butt cheeks.

577
00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:18,370
I mean, it's cheaper than meth.

578
00:21:18,555 --> 00:21:19,870
This is the Christmas episode.

579
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:23,210
Oh, it's because we got sidetracked.

580
00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:29,490
So, Christmas Eve, yeah, I don't know
exactly what our plans are.

581
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:32,130
That's just tentatively Christmas Day.

582
00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:36,510
You know, I guess when Lindsay gets home
from your dad's house, we'll get up and

583
00:21:36,511 --> 00:21:40,390
open presents and I don't even know what
we're going to eat on Christmas.

584
00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:42,950
Why is she... Why
is she going over?

585
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:43,650
Ah.

586
00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:47,410
Oh, we had talked about how she doesn't
like confrontation and stuff like that.

587
00:21:47,411 --> 00:21:47,790
Yeah.

588
00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:48,210
Yeah.

589
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:52,330
But, like, at some point... She
doesn't enjoy her time over there.

590
00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:52,870
Yeah.

591
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:57,190
Which, I think she's just doing it to try
to keep peace, but, you know, I just...

592
00:21:57,790 --> 00:21:58,390
It's up to her.

593
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,330
She's an adult, so she can do what she
wants to.

594
00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:00,830
Unfortunately.

595
00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:02,130
Yeah.

596
00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:04,930
Because if she's an adult, what am I?

597
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:06,970
Well, chronologically, you're an adult.

598
00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:07,590
Yeah.

599
00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:09,366
Hey, you made a dentist appointment today.

600
00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:10,330
You're totally adulting.

601
00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:10,570
I did.

602
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,230
Yeah.

603
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:11,470
Yeah.

604
00:22:11,471 --> 00:22:11,610
Yeah.

605
00:22:11,611 --> 00:22:11,670
Yeah.

606
00:22:11,671 --> 00:22:12,030
Yeah.

607
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:12,070
Yeah.

608
00:22:12,071 --> 00:22:13,071
Yeah.

609
00:22:13,570 --> 00:22:16,770
I've even cursed out a few employees.

610
00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:17,650
I'm sorry.

611
00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:18,990
You did not.

612
00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:19,610
You did?

613
00:22:19,870 --> 00:22:20,310
Oh.

614
00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:20,670
Okay.

615
00:22:20,830 --> 00:22:21,530
It's not their fault.

616
00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:22,150
Let me explain.

617
00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:23,370
Let me explain.

618
00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:24,990
It was one of the worst...

619
00:22:24,991 --> 00:22:27,180
I didn't curse them
out, but I was really

620
00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:29,610
loud with them because
they were being rude.

621
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:30,430
Oh, yeah.

622
00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:32,690
No, that's not...
It was with OHSU.

623
00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:33,490
Mm-hmm.

624
00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:33,710
Mm-hmm.

625
00:22:33,910 --> 00:22:35,810
And they were being...

626
00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:39,610
I'm trying to get you to understand.

627
00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:40,670
Oh, yeah.

628
00:22:40,671 --> 00:22:40,890
I know.

629
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:42,410
I remember you telling me about that.

630
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:43,450
And then I cried.

631
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,150
Well, yeah, because... I cried.

632
00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:47,730
I mean, nobody likes to have people say
mean stuff to them.

633
00:22:48,890 --> 00:22:52,610
Well, like, it was just because I...

634
00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:56,562
I'm going to say I've been
dealing with, like, insurance stuff,

635
00:22:56,563 --> 00:23:01,550
wanting us to pay thousands
of dollars because they suck.

636
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,430
Well, it's because they...

637
00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:07,750
One hand didn't know what the other one
was doing, and so they just...

638
00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:08,930
One of them was jerking it.

639
00:23:10,030 --> 00:23:11,850
No, I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.

640
00:23:11,851 --> 00:23:16,010
But insurance didn't get paid because OHSU
didn't send...

641
00:23:16,011 --> 00:23:18,576
Or insurance didn't
pay the bill because

642
00:23:18,577 --> 00:23:21,551
OHSU didn't send the
requested documentation.

643
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,050
And I don't even know if they have still.

644
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,150
Me neither.

645
00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:28,890
And they took that frustration out on the
consumer.

646
00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:29,470
Mm-hmm.

647
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:30,580
We're not patients.

648
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,610
We're customers.

649
00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:33,550
Yeah, unfortunately, that's true.

650
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,450
And for Luigi, that's all I'm going to
say.

651
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:41,290
And I heard that he didn't get his Miranda
rights.

652
00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:41,930
He didn't.

653
00:23:41,931 --> 00:23:43,026
He didn't get rid of his Miranda.

654
00:23:43,050 --> 00:23:43,670
Mm-hmm.

655
00:23:43,671 --> 00:23:44,770
So, what now?

656
00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:52,410
Not sure, but there is a possibility it
could be dismissed entirely because

657
00:23:52,411 --> 00:23:55,930
without Miranda-izing
someone... Miranda-izing?

658
00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:56,750
Miranda-izing.

659
00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:57,010
Yeah.

660
00:23:57,011 --> 00:23:58,290
Miranda Cosgrove.

661
00:23:58,450 --> 00:23:59,450
No.

662
00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:00,870
No Harley here.

663
00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:02,110
Yeah.

664
00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:04,830
It's possible it could be...

665
00:24:05,230 --> 00:24:07,710
But could they file new charges and
re-arrest him?

666
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,830
Well, the issue with that...

667
00:24:11,290 --> 00:24:14,950
Is that a lot of the times, there is...

668
00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:20,050
I forget what it's called, but it's where
they dismissed it and they cannot...

669
00:24:20,051 --> 00:24:21,051
Double jeopardy.

670
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,550
Yeah, double jeopardy.

671
00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:24,690
Yeah, but he has to be tried for it.

672
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:30,510
And the thing that I personally think
about trying him is they are not going to

673
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,010
be able to find a biased jury,
a non-biased jury.

674
00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:33,730
Oh, absolutely.

675
00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:35,010
Everybody knows about it.

676
00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:38,790
No, it's that everyone has had issues with
insurance.

677
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,110
Yeah, that's true.

678
00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:43,110
So, nobody's going to be like...
Oh, I feel bad for the insurance man.

679
00:24:43,290 --> 00:24:44,570
Well, I mean, he was a human.

680
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:46,410
Barely.

681
00:24:46,411 --> 00:24:49,550
You know, in theory, he was a human.

682
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:56,630
I think humans who prevent other humans
from being able to live aren't humans.

683
00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:57,990
That's not nice.

684
00:24:58,370 --> 00:25:01,710
But speaking of double jeopardy,
that's a really great movie.

685
00:25:01,790 --> 00:25:02,370
Have you seen it?

686
00:25:02,490 --> 00:25:03,290
Double Jeopardy?

687
00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:03,530
Yeah.

688
00:25:03,885 --> 00:25:08,590
Ashley Judd and I think it's
Samuel... It's not Samuel L.

689
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:09,591
Jackson, is it?

690
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,190
I don't know.

691
00:25:11,191 --> 00:25:12,450
I have to look it up now.

692
00:25:12,795 --> 00:25:14,315
It's been too long since I've seen it.

693
00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:15,870
Oh, no, it's Tommy Lee Jones.

694
00:25:16,430 --> 00:25:18,250
Yeah, because they look so much alike.

695
00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:20,610
Timmy John John.

696
00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:21,890
Timmy John Jones.

697
00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:29,500
Still not talking about Christmas.

698
00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:30,580
Tastes like chicken.

699
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,106
It's because we had chicken for dinner.

700
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:32,550
It was delicious.

701
00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:33,410
It was really good.

702
00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:34,940
Yeah, no free advertisement.

703
00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:35,270
No.

704
00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:36,550
Except for that donut place.

705
00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:38,630
Let's give them free ads for
advertisement.

706
00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:41,930
Oh, yeah, they gave me a Vietnamese
coffee.

707
00:25:44,650 --> 00:25:45,850
Boba, Boba Mochi?

708
00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:47,890
Boba, Boba... I
think it's Boba Mochi.

709
00:25:47,891 --> 00:25:48,891
Boba Mochi.

710
00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:54,490
It's right next to Super Chicks where we
got our food.

711
00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:57,010
Yeah, absolutely delicious.

712
00:25:58,790 --> 00:25:59,790
Mochi Donuts.

713
00:25:59,870 --> 00:26:01,330
Yeah, so good.

714
00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:06,315
We could have those for
Christmas if we wanted to

715
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:08,930
circle back around to the
Christmas conversation.

716
00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:13,010
I mean, yeah, we don't know what we're
going to have for Christmas.

717
00:26:13,011 --> 00:26:14,011
Christmas food?

718
00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:15,010
Food for Christmas?

719
00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:15,770
Food for thought?

720
00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:17,610
We had ribs for Thanksgiving.

721
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,350
That was a delicious dinner.

722
00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:20,530
Oh, yeah.

723
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:25,110
I was thinking maybe we just make like a
big pot of mac and cheese.

724
00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:28,470
But not everybody loves mac and cheese
like we do.

725
00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:31,350
Here?

726
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:32,550
Here, yeah.

727
00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:33,810
They're dumb.

728
00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:34,870
I'm dumb?

729
00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:36,070
No, they are.

730
00:26:36,210 --> 00:26:36,770
Who is?

731
00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:38,126
Who doesn't like mac and cheese?

732
00:26:38,150 --> 00:26:39,150
Oh.

733
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,990
Yeah, I love mac and cheese.

734
00:26:43,010 --> 00:26:43,370
It's delicious.

735
00:26:43,890 --> 00:26:44,890
I do, too.

736
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,340
I even like bad mac and cheese because
there's no such...

737
00:26:47,710 --> 00:26:48,750
Oh, yeah, there is.

738
00:26:48,770 --> 00:26:49,150
Correction.

739
00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:49,570
Yeah.

740
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:50,610
Let's talk about...

741
00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:52,270
I had...

742
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:58,610
When I was in summer school, they gave us
mac and cheese that was so confusing

743
00:26:58,611 --> 00:27:02,490
because it was both hard, dry,
and wet.

744
00:27:04,015 --> 00:27:05,610
That sounds horrific.

745
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,880
All of those words strung together.

746
00:27:08,030 --> 00:27:09,030
Please stop.

747
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,330
The outside was moist and wet.

748
00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:13,390
Was it moist?

749
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:16,990
And the inside was rock hard and dry.

750
00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:18,710
That's so weird.

751
00:27:19,230 --> 00:27:23,010
Well, I think it was baked and then baked
again.

752
00:27:23,410 --> 00:27:25,730
Oh, baked and then baked to heat it up?

753
00:27:25,870 --> 00:27:26,030
Yeah.

754
00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:27,130
Ew.

755
00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:28,250
I didn't eat that.

756
00:27:28,830 --> 00:27:29,270
No.

757
00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:31,296
Because they had said they were going to
have food.

758
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,410
And I was like, okay, they're going to
have food.

759
00:27:32,430 --> 00:27:33,430
That's fine.

760
00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:36,830
All I ended up having were raisins.

761
00:27:37,070 --> 00:27:38,070
Oh, my.

762
00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:38,970
That sounds sad.

763
00:27:38,971 --> 00:27:39,971
And a juice box.

764
00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:41,470
We're going to take a quick break.

765
00:27:41,471 --> 00:27:43,390
And let Sydney out.

766
00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:44,090
The dogs.

767
00:27:44,170 --> 00:27:44,390
Yeah.

768
00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:47,450
If you haven't, don't hear that squeaking
noise behind us.

769
00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:49,230
It's Sydney.

770
00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:51,570
Hopefully enjoy this music.

771
00:27:51,650 --> 00:27:52,810
We'll be right back with you.

772
00:27:58,390 --> 00:28:00,660
And welcome back from that break.

773
00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:05,260
It's Boba.

774
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,360
Boba.

775
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:07,920
What does it say?

776
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:11,380
Boba Mochi.

777
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:12,240
Boba Dochi.

778
00:28:12,465 --> 00:28:13,100
Boba Dochi.

779
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:13,760
There we go.

780
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:14,920
Boba Dochi.

781
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:15,220
Boba Dochi.

782
00:28:15,221 --> 00:28:15,540
Boba Dochi.

783
00:28:16,050 --> 00:28:18,780
I know that was completely off topic from
what we were talking about.

784
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,640
But the show is called...

785
00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:24,040
Let's Get Sci-Trak'd.

786
00:28:27,590 --> 00:28:28,590
That was excessive.

787
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,320
Huh?

788
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:29,900
That was a lot.

789
00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:31,060
I'll show you a lot.

790
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,720
I can't kick the dog.

791
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:35,180
Oh, no.

792
00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:36,740
Ruh-oh, right?

793
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,260
So, what's your favorite Christmas
tradition?

794
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:43,760
Presents.

795
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,320
Money.

796
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,160
Give me money.

797
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:45,960
Nom, nom, nom, nom.

798
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:46,640
No.

799
00:28:46,780 --> 00:28:48,960
Honestly, my favorite tradition...

800
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,240
I can't say a tradition because I don't
have one.

801
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,160
But it's the feeling of Christmas.

802
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:58,680
It just kind of feels so nice.

803
00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:00,010
It feels warm and fuzzy.

804
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:05,740
I feel like when you get someone that you
love something they love, like you were

805
00:29:05,741 --> 00:29:09,144
talking about, they're just
so excited because you

806
00:29:09,145 --> 00:29:11,881
did something for them
that they really wanted.

807
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,000
Even if it wasn't an expensive thing.

808
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,510
Even if... Like, they just
wouldn't buy it for themselves.

809
00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:22,140
And you get it and they're like,
oh, my God, this is exactly what I wanted.

810
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:26,583
I just thought about
those videos, you know,

811
00:29:26,584 --> 00:29:29,901
it's like, um, Brat gets
upset at Christmas gift.

812
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:31,096
And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

813
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,120
No.

814
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,200
They are a child.

815
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:35,740
Yeah.

816
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,480
You're the adult.

817
00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:36,880
Yeah.

818
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,980
And they're upset because they didn't get
something they wanted really bad.

819
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:41,380
Mm-hmm.

820
00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:44,165
And that they may have told you many times
it's what they wanted.

821
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,040
And you got them something like...

822
00:29:47,695 --> 00:29:48,880
Peach cobbler, whatever.

823
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,560
I don't think anybody would be upset about
getting peach cobbler.

824
00:29:51,561 --> 00:29:55,220
You got them, like, a Barbie doll and
they're like, I wanted a truck.

825
00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:59,380
And then you're mad that they're upset and
you post that online.

826
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:00,580
Mm-hmm.

827
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:01,660
You're a shit parent.

828
00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:06,460
Now, there are some parents who get their
child every fucking thing under the sun.

829
00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:09,880
And then the kid's mad because they didn't
get...

830
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,140
I don't know.

831
00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:16,680
I don't know why my gaming consoles,
but... I didn't get my... My diddler.

832
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:17,720
Huh?

833
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,400
Okay, that sounded much worse than I
thought it was.

834
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,340
I think we need to have a talk off air.

835
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,560
No.

836
00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:28,920
You know, say the kid wants an Xbox 360.

837
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:29,600
Mm-hmm.

838
00:30:29,780 --> 00:30:31,060
But then they get him...

839
00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:33,520
I mean, I know they're not around anymore,
but...

840
00:30:33,795 --> 00:30:36,960
They get him a PlayStation 5 or whatever.

841
00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:40,560
That kid is amazing.

842
00:30:41,565 --> 00:30:44,780
They wanted an old console and you got
them a new one.

843
00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:45,780
I'd be mad, too.

844
00:30:45,781 --> 00:30:46,781
I want that 360.

845
00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:47,720
Fuck the PS5.

846
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,460
This is back when 360s were brand new.

847
00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:52,260
Well, yeah, but the PS5 came out in 2020.

848
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,400
I don't know why consoles, okay?

849
00:30:54,401 --> 00:30:55,401
PS3.

850
00:30:55,695 --> 00:31:00,440
Anyway, anyway, they get them the
different brand, even though it's,

851
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,780
you know, it may be cost twice as much as
the other thing.

852
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:02,940
Yeah.

853
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,580
And then the kid's like, that isn't my
thing.

854
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,390
And he throws it on
the ground or she throws

855
00:31:07,391 --> 00:31:09,881
it on the ground and
just stomps away and is...

856
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,440
Those are little brats.

857
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,760
Although the parent, if they're going to
spend that much money...

858
00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:17,600
Just fucking buy the one they wanted.

859
00:31:18,665 --> 00:31:21,380
Or just take them on a, like a little
trip.

860
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:27,920
I remember one of my birthdays, I wanted
a specific game and I got the wrong one.

861
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:29,840
I remember what I did.

862
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:33,100
I was like, this wasn't the one I wanted.

863
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,740
And I can't remember who, it was someone
here in the house.

864
00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:39,380
And they're like, oh, that's fine.

865
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,100
We can go exchange it.

866
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:42,180
I'm like, okay.

867
00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:43,950
It was Titanfall.

868
00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:44,940
I still remember.

869
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:45,460
Oh, okay.

870
00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:46,460
I wanted Far Cry.

871
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:47,060
Yeah.

872
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:47,380
Oh.

873
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,500
I wanted Far Cry 3.

874
00:31:48,850 --> 00:31:50,540
And I got Titanfall.

875
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,040
Titanfall is a great game.

876
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:52,360
Yeah.

877
00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:53,980
It was just not the game that I wanted.

878
00:31:54,205 --> 00:31:58,740
Now, there was a time, once upon a time,
that you did act like that.

879
00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:03,540
But through a lot of work and counseling
and...

880
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,040
Hey, that counselor was awesome.

881
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:09,940
Yeah, but I think it was more that I just
grew up...

882
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,400
When you were away from a really volatile
situation.

883
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:17,560
Parental shit.

884
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:23,200
And I think knowing that people could
treat each other with respect on both

885
00:32:23,201 --> 00:32:31,381
sides, that it definitely helped maybe
change you a little bit, changed most of us.

886
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:34,100
One of us, it turned the other way.

887
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,620
I think a lot of it has to do with Rhonda,
to be honest.

888
00:32:39,395 --> 00:32:42,100
Like, Rhonda was strict.

889
00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:45,100
Yeah, she was definitely more strict than
I was.

890
00:32:45,950 --> 00:32:48,120
And I think it was for the greater good.

891
00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:49,340
Oh, absolutely.

892
00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:54,760
But she's worked in so many kitchens,
and she's had so many children that she's

893
00:32:54,761 --> 00:32:58,160
had to deal with, that she's really good
at it.

894
00:32:58,161 --> 00:32:59,561
She's dealt with enough line cooks.

895
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,480
Yes, yes.

896
00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:02,060
Well, and some managers, too.

897
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:02,660
Yep.

898
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:04,140
Fuck you.

899
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,360
Shut up!

900
00:33:05,361 --> 00:33:06,361
You can't say that!

901
00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:08,140
Oh, my God.

902
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:09,820
We're going to have to cut that out.

903
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:10,980
I am going to cut that out and say fuck
you.

904
00:33:10,981 --> 00:33:11,280
Okay, thank you.

905
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,480
Yeah, yeah, there you go.

906
00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:15,620
Fuck you, Bill.

907
00:33:19,940 --> 00:33:23,000
So, okay, the Christmas feeling is your...

908
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,220
Yeah, the Christmas...

909
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,420
So, Sydney was just chewing on a piece of
cardboard, and she spit it out,

910
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:36,440
and then I looked at her, and she whips
her head back and looks at me like, what?

911
00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:37,620
What do you want?

912
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,320
Bless you, baby.

913
00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:42,000
I love the way she sneezes.

914
00:33:42,001 --> 00:33:44,600
Oh, yeah, her whole face gets all messed
up, just like a human face.

915
00:33:44,601 --> 00:33:45,760
It's the way her eyes close.

916
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:46,780
So, it's like...

917
00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:48,180
And then she sneezes.

918
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,601
But then... I'm
not going to do it.

919
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,580
She's upset that we're making fun of her.

920
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,880
What?

921
00:34:01,155 --> 00:34:03,862
We got her during the
pandemic, so she's afraid

922
00:34:03,863 --> 00:34:06,031
if somebody sneezes
on her, she's going to die.

923
00:34:07,905 --> 00:34:10,750
But yeah, the Christmas feeling is just so
nice.

924
00:34:10,945 --> 00:34:15,094
And my favorite part is
the day after Christmas,

925
00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:18,271
when I get to really dig
into the stuff that I got.

926
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,390
Yeah, get to relax.

927
00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:20,730
Yeah.

928
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,770
Last year, I got...

929
00:34:23,950 --> 00:34:25,010
What did I get last year?

930
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,050
Oh, I got a server rack last year from my
father.

931
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,850
And great server rack.

932
00:34:32,590 --> 00:34:36,010
I still think it's excessive, because I
have three things in it.

933
00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:38,090
But it's so nice.

934
00:34:39,235 --> 00:34:43,090
I think eventually I'm going to replace it
with a small, rolly one.

935
00:34:43,410 --> 00:34:47,910
Now, out of curiosity, did he ask you for
a Christmas list?

936
00:34:48,470 --> 00:34:48,670
Nope.

937
00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:49,330
Oh, okay.

938
00:34:49,430 --> 00:34:51,810
Okay, so... Also, I
have him blocked, so...

939
00:34:51,835 --> 00:34:55,570
Oh, on social media or, like, your phone
and stuff?

940
00:34:55,650 --> 00:34:56,886
I don't use social media, so I don't
really care.

941
00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:57,290
Oh, okay.

942
00:34:57,510 --> 00:34:58,330
But, like, his phone number.

943
00:34:58,470 --> 00:35:03,131
I do use social media, but he's not
going to call me for that, so... Yeah.

944
00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:05,870
Yeah, I'm not really much of a social
media person anymore.

945
00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:07,380
I used to be...

946
00:35:07,630 --> 00:35:09,050
Like, I still occasionally...

947
00:35:09,570 --> 00:35:12,203
Facebook is my biggest
issue right now, because

948
00:35:12,204 --> 00:35:14,871
I go on there to go
look on Marketplace.

949
00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:15,910
Yeah.

950
00:35:16,530 --> 00:35:17,850
And then I just end up scrolling.

951
00:35:18,690 --> 00:35:19,050
Endlessly.

952
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:19,770
Scroll, scroll.

953
00:35:20,050 --> 00:35:23,554
And then I get to, like, a
sponsored post by ICE,

954
00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:26,170
and then I'm like, why
is this showing up here?

955
00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:27,826
Yeah, I haven't run into one of those.

956
00:35:27,850 --> 00:35:32,070
Thank you for putting that into my phone's
ear poles, so now I'm going to get it.

957
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:37,750
I actually prefer that I get ads for ICE,
because that's money they're losing from

958
00:35:37,751 --> 00:35:41,950
their ad budget on someone who is already
radicalized.

959
00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:42,730
Ah, okay.

960
00:35:42,790 --> 00:35:43,790
Just in a different way.

961
00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:44,830
Yeah, there you go.

962
00:35:45,470 --> 00:35:47,330
I like threads lately.

963
00:35:47,630 --> 00:35:48,010
Mm-hmm.

964
00:35:48,070 --> 00:35:49,830
But people are fucking funny.

965
00:35:50,050 --> 00:35:50,230
On threads.

966
00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:56,050
I actually just joined threads,
just because you wanted to mention me.

967
00:35:56,190 --> 00:35:56,430
Yeah.

968
00:35:56,735 --> 00:35:58,030
And then you didn't mention me.

969
00:35:58,090 --> 00:36:00,250
It's because you joined after I had posted
already.

970
00:36:00,390 --> 00:36:02,550
But I told you, wait, I'm going to join.

971
00:36:02,710 --> 00:36:03,030
Yeah.

972
00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:05,556
Because I just needed to download the app,
and that was it.

973
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,630
Because everyone already has a threads
account.

974
00:36:07,890 --> 00:36:08,110
Yeah.

975
00:36:08,475 --> 00:36:11,130
If you have an Instagram account,
you have a threads account.

976
00:36:11,405 --> 00:36:15,550
It's your name is your Instagram username.

977
00:36:15,850 --> 00:36:16,850
Yeah.

978
00:36:17,270 --> 00:36:18,790
There she goes again.

979
00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:19,110
Yeah.

980
00:36:19,370 --> 00:36:21,286
Your name is... Name is
your Instagram username.

981
00:36:21,310 --> 00:36:26,450
And I post on Instagram maybe once
annually.

982
00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:32,070
But as of the last five years, it's about
once every two to three years that I post.

983
00:36:32,385 --> 00:36:34,290
I post several times a month.

984
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,050
Because a lot of my friends are not around
this area.

985
00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:42,630
And so I like to be able to show them what
we're doing in our life, whether it's

986
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:48,730
lunch out or some cocktails or with a dog
or sitting in the hot tub or whatever,

987
00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:49,950
you know, I like.

988
00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:50,450
Doing that.

989
00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:53,590
Yeah, I... because I don't have a ton to
post.

990
00:36:54,910 --> 00:36:57,810
Everything that I want to post,
I post other avenues.

991
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,430
Because a lot of the
people that I have on

992
00:37:01,431 --> 00:37:04,930
Instagram is just like
family and extended family.

993
00:37:05,130 --> 00:37:05,410
Yeah.

994
00:37:05,665 --> 00:37:11,490
And I'm like, they're probably not going
to really care about my RTX 3080 51.

995
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,230
Is that a thing?

996
00:37:13,350 --> 00:37:13,770
No.

997
00:37:13,870 --> 00:37:14,370
Oh, okay.

998
00:37:14,371 --> 00:37:16,230
RTX 3080 is, that's what I have.

999
00:37:16,370 --> 00:37:17,390
Oh, and what is it?

1000
00:37:17,950 --> 00:37:18,550
Graphics card.

1001
00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:19,430
Oh, okay.

1002
00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:19,790
Okay.

1003
00:37:19,830 --> 00:37:19,890
Okay.

1004
00:37:19,891 --> 00:37:19,990
Okay.

1005
00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:20,390
I'm with you now.

1006
00:37:20,610 --> 00:37:24,210
Oh, I got a Tesla P4 for my Jellyfin
server.

1007
00:37:24,550 --> 00:37:24,810
Oh.

1008
00:37:24,830 --> 00:37:26,310
For anyone who knows what that is.

1009
00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:30,650
It's for video encoding and decoding and
transcoding.

1010
00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:31,950
Ah.

1011
00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:35,270
So it was born as one kind of code and
then it...

1012
00:37:35,870 --> 00:37:41,570
It takes in one kind of code, drops it
down to a lower quality, then poops it out.

1013
00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:44,850
Oh, that doesn't sound
like... Out of its butt.

1014
00:37:46,050 --> 00:37:48,550
It's a binary butt.

1015
00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:50,010
It's binary.

1016
00:37:50,030 --> 00:37:50,490
It's a binary bunghole.

1017
00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:51,860
It's a turd cutter.

1018
00:37:52,210 --> 00:37:52,450
Ew!

1019
00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:54,090
Now you just got gross.

1020
00:37:55,210 --> 00:37:56,610
That's my favorite term.

1021
00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:56,970
That's nasty.

1022
00:37:56,971 --> 00:37:57,971
It's a turd cutter.

1023
00:37:58,010 --> 00:37:59,010
You're nasty.

1024
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:00,410
Yeah.

1025
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,580
It's still on my desk
because I need to get one of

1026
00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:06,610
my 3D printers working
because it needs a shroud.

1027
00:38:06,890 --> 00:38:07,890
Oh.

1028
00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:09,590
Yeah.

1029
00:38:11,370 --> 00:38:19,370
It's meant to go on a server that has like
hundreds of PS or pressure behind it that

1030
00:38:19,371 --> 00:38:21,051
can just fucking... I
can't go through anything.

1031
00:38:21,890 --> 00:38:23,630
And I wouldn't do that.

1032
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:27,610
My mother is using a pair of scissors to
scratch her back.

1033
00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:28,850
They're closed.

1034
00:38:29,830 --> 00:38:30,830
Still.

1035
00:38:33,030 --> 00:38:34,030
It did the job.

1036
00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:35,190
That's true.

1037
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,530
My arms don't bend like that.

1038
00:38:36,770 --> 00:38:37,550
Mine don't either.

1039
00:38:37,570 --> 00:38:38,090
I can't reach it.

1040
00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:40,470
I just got a HIV shot.

1041
00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:44,190
No, I got an HPV shot.

1042
00:38:44,330 --> 00:38:46,890
But when I got into the car, I was like,
yeah, my arm hurts.

1043
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:48,110
I got an HIV shot.

1044
00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:49,620
I was very confused.

1045
00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:52,350
And I went, do you mean HPV?

1046
00:38:52,650 --> 00:38:53,650
Yeah, HPV.

1047
00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:55,830
Pivot.

1048
00:38:56,610 --> 00:39:01,870
It's like, they explained it to me and I
was like, does it hurt me?

1049
00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:02,590
And they're like, no.

1050
00:39:02,730 --> 00:39:03,730
And I was like, okay.

1051
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:11,130
Well, the human papillomavirus,
it's an STI.

1052
00:39:11,910 --> 00:39:14,990
It is one of the major causes of...

1053
00:39:15,470 --> 00:39:16,470
Cancer.

1054
00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:18,070
Reproductive organ cancer.

1055
00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:18,410
Reproductive organ cancer.

1056
00:39:18,411 --> 00:39:19,411
So if...

1057
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:25,770
It gives you a much better chance of not
getting any of those things.

1058
00:39:26,550 --> 00:39:34,750
And, you know, back when, you know, the
girls were younger, we did them for them.

1059
00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:37,290
And then, you know, you just kind of fell
off the wagon.

1060
00:39:38,290 --> 00:39:43,210
Once you weren't going to your
pediatrician anymore, because he was

1061
00:39:43,211 --> 00:39:47,591
awesome, but he retired and
his replacement was... Ma'am?

1062
00:39:47,630 --> 00:39:48,450
Excuse me.

1063
00:39:48,630 --> 00:39:49,630
We're doing a podcast.

1064
00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:51,090
Here, this is important work.

1065
00:39:51,130 --> 00:39:52,130
Yeah, shut up.

1066
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:53,270
Yeah.

1067
00:39:53,370 --> 00:39:55,690
She was something else.

1068
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:56,110
Yeah.

1069
00:39:56,490 --> 00:39:59,030
And then we didn't do it for you.

1070
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:00,090
I don't know why.

1071
00:40:01,390 --> 00:40:02,170
Things happened.

1072
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:02,910
Oh, COVID happened.

1073
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:04,250
Oh, yep.

1074
00:40:04,310 --> 00:40:04,730
Yep.

1075
00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:08,610
And then I got old enough to where I made
my own health decisions.

1076
00:40:10,810 --> 00:40:16,010
And I like to think I make the best
decision for myself possible.

1077
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:19,710
You know, since I agree with most of them,
I would agree with that.

1078
00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:20,930
That's a great statement.

1079
00:40:21,830 --> 00:40:22,310
Yeah.

1080
00:40:22,410 --> 00:40:27,130
I, as someone who, this is the Christmas
episode.

1081
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,150
Of course it is the Christmas episode.

1082
00:40:31,070 --> 00:40:35,630
So, I'll just say, it's so weird saying it
in front of my mom.

1083
00:40:35,730 --> 00:40:36,730
I've never had sex.

1084
00:40:37,290 --> 00:40:38,290
That's okay.

1085
00:40:38,425 --> 00:40:43,650
So, I don't have as big of a concern of
getting an STI.

1086
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,190
I'm also not planning on being a slut.

1087
00:40:46,850 --> 00:40:48,350
No shade against sluts.

1088
00:40:48,450 --> 00:40:49,090
Be a slut.

1089
00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:49,650
Be a slut if you want to.

1090
00:40:49,651 --> 00:40:49,910
Be a slut.

1091
00:40:49,930 --> 00:40:50,130
Slut.

1092
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,710
It sounds like fun.

1093
00:40:52,335 --> 00:40:53,150
It does, doesn't it?

1094
00:40:53,210 --> 00:40:53,470
It does.

1095
00:40:53,670 --> 00:40:54,750
It just sounds like a lot of work.

1096
00:40:54,770 --> 00:40:55,070
It does.

1097
00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:56,590
A lot of laundry.

1098
00:40:56,591 --> 00:40:57,290
My back would hurt.

1099
00:40:57,590 --> 00:40:58,270
Oh, my God.

1100
00:40:58,310 --> 00:40:58,510
Yeah.

1101
00:40:58,770 --> 00:40:59,770
Yeah.

1102
00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:00,450
Yeah.

1103
00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:06,030
Yeah, but if it could help me later on...

1104
00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:11,130
Yeah, that's the thing, is it doesn't stop
working once you turn 25 or whatever.

1105
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,430
I mean, everything should stop working for
you once you turn 25.

1106
00:41:14,710 --> 00:41:16,970
Eh, usually after you turn about 45,
it stops working.

1107
00:41:18,410 --> 00:41:19,410
Oh.

1108
00:41:19,930 --> 00:41:21,170
Oh, I just meant body...

1109
00:41:21,295 --> 00:41:23,370
Like, not those particular parts.

1110
00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:26,790
I just meant, like, my... You
know, my hips never hurt.

1111
00:41:26,910 --> 00:41:29,430
And then I turned 50, and all of a sudden,
I got creaky hips.

1112
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,170
My hips creak now.

1113
00:41:31,490 --> 00:41:32,570
Well, you're falling apart.

1114
00:41:33,110 --> 00:41:34,110
Yeah.

1115
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,970
And that's, like, one of the things,
as I'll mention to someone, and I'm like,

1116
00:41:38,010 --> 00:41:40,490
my hip really hurts or my back really
hurts.

1117
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,770
I'm like, no, it doesn't.

1118
00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:42,550
You're young.

1119
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,351
Why do you... Why
could you even hurt?

1120
00:41:44,550 --> 00:41:46,470
I'm like, no, my hip fucking hurts.

1121
00:41:46,510 --> 00:41:49,510
And I love how people try to tell people
that...

1122
00:41:49,930 --> 00:41:50,930
They don't hurt.

1123
00:41:51,090 --> 00:41:57,270
Like, you know, one condition called
fibromyalgia is really misunderstood.

1124
00:41:58,230 --> 00:42:03,142
And I think there are a
lot of people who mention

1125
00:42:03,143 --> 00:42:07,231
that they have it for
reasons that are not medical.

1126
00:42:07,850 --> 00:42:10,370
I say fibro... I like...

1127
00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:14,110
When I hear the word fibromyalgia,
I'm like, fibromyalgia.

1128
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,190
I want Bill Nye to say it to me.

1129
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:19,910
What about Neil deGrasse Tyson?

1130
00:42:19,930 --> 00:42:21,650
Neil deGrasse Tyson, he could say it to
you.

1131
00:42:22,490 --> 00:42:23,490
He...

1132
00:42:26,090 --> 00:42:27,090
He...

1133
00:42:27,530 --> 00:42:28,530
I love you, Neil.

1134
00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:31,060
Sometimes you need to shut up.

1135
00:42:31,910 --> 00:42:32,590
You know what?

1136
00:42:32,670 --> 00:42:36,230
Honestly, anybody who's got a public
platform...

1137
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,790
Your brain is that big, I wouldn't shut up
either.

1138
00:42:39,070 --> 00:42:39,330
Right?

1139
00:42:39,450 --> 00:42:39,850
Both of them.

1140
00:42:39,851 --> 00:42:43,350
Like, if I had those many... that many
accolades, I would never shut the fuck up.

1141
00:42:43,590 --> 00:42:43,890
Yo.

1142
00:42:44,290 --> 00:42:45,790
And I talk a lot anyway.

1143
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:48,310
Could you imagine if I was actually smart?

1144
00:42:48,830 --> 00:42:49,830
Pfft.

1145
00:42:50,405 --> 00:42:51,405
Yeah, I...

1146
00:42:52,430 --> 00:42:54,970
I feel like he would say it like...

1147
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:59,270
So fibromyalgia is a pretty... pretty
interesting disease.

1148
00:43:00,510 --> 00:43:01,430
Kind of like a... I don't know.

1149
00:43:01,510 --> 00:43:02,510
Oh, yeah.

1150
00:43:02,615 --> 00:43:04,810
But Bill Nye would be like, fibromyalgia.

1151
00:43:06,270 --> 00:43:07,270
Fibromyalgia!

1152
00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:09,650
Bill Nye the Science Guy.

1153
00:43:10,110 --> 00:43:11,130
Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo.

1154
00:43:11,270 --> 00:43:13,630
That's one thing that... that would...

1155
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,770
You don't have a job.

1156
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:17,970
Why are you huffing like that?

1157
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:20,630
I don't have a job either.

1158
00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:21,330
What am I talking about?

1159
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,590
Why are you huffing like that?

1160
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:28,790
Um, that was like early transphobia,
actually, is Bill Nye.

1161
00:43:29,395 --> 00:43:30,730
Not Bill Nye as a person.

1162
00:43:30,850 --> 00:43:31,110
Yeah.

1163
00:43:31,350 --> 00:43:33,670
But Bill Nye, your mom's a guy.

1164
00:43:34,910 --> 00:43:38,430
That was something that we said in school
a lot.

1165
00:43:38,530 --> 00:43:38,710
Oh.

1166
00:43:38,990 --> 00:43:41,070
Because Bill Nye the Science Guy.

1167
00:43:41,510 --> 00:43:41,950
Yeah.

1168
00:43:42,270 --> 00:43:44,030
And we would say, Bill Nye, your mom's a
guy.

1169
00:43:44,210 --> 00:43:45,210
Oh, okay.

1170
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:46,720
That's transphobia.

1171
00:43:47,410 --> 00:43:49,690
Well, I mean, did you say, and she sucks?

1172
00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:56,630
No, but I think it was just the, your mom
can't be your mom because she's a guy.

1173
00:43:57,230 --> 00:43:58,230
Oh, right.

1174
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:02,350
But I also think it wasn't necessarily
transphobia because I think it was saying,

1175
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:04,710
your mom is as ugly as, like, a guy.

1176
00:44:06,030 --> 00:44:11,110
And maybe it just, um, rhymed because Bill
Nye the Science Guy, Bill Nye,

1177
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,390
your mom's a guy.

1178
00:44:13,470 --> 00:44:13,950
Yeah.

1179
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:15,100
Which is like Gen X.

1180
00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:16,570
Bill Nye, I'm gonna pee in your eye.

1181
00:44:16,630 --> 00:44:18,330
Your mom, you know?

1182
00:44:18,390 --> 00:44:19,450
We still say that.

1183
00:44:19,930 --> 00:44:20,670
You did not.

1184
00:44:20,790 --> 00:44:21,170
I did.

1185
00:44:21,390 --> 00:44:21,830
You did not.

1186
00:44:21,831 --> 00:44:23,166
Bill Nye, I'm gonna pee in your eye.

1187
00:44:23,190 --> 00:44:25,130
Oh, I was talking about your mom.

1188
00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:26,470
No.

1189
00:44:26,870 --> 00:44:28,470
We're not peeing in anybody's eye.

1190
00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:31,430
Not like, not that it's not, it's a bad
thing.

1191
00:44:31,510 --> 00:44:33,550
If you want your eye peed in, go ahead and
get it.

1192
00:44:34,090 --> 00:44:36,410
But not in our house, please.

1193
00:44:36,670 --> 00:44:36,790
Also, don't.

1194
00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:37,791
That is unhealthy.

1195
00:44:38,010 --> 00:44:40,370
It sounds painful, actually.

1196
00:44:40,730 --> 00:44:41,170
Yeah.

1197
00:44:41,210 --> 00:44:46,510
I mean, if you think about it,
the human urea is at its base.

1198
00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:47,650
Mm-hmm.

1199
00:44:48,390 --> 00:44:49,390
Doesn't feel very nice.

1200
00:44:49,490 --> 00:44:49,710
No.

1201
00:44:49,930 --> 00:44:50,190
No.

1202
00:44:50,470 --> 00:44:54,630
I was a grade A bed pisser up until a few
years back.

1203
00:44:54,830 --> 00:44:55,110
Mm-hmm.

1204
00:44:55,550 --> 00:44:57,610
I say grade A because it was every night.

1205
00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:01,470
Up until about 2020, even.

1206
00:45:02,170 --> 00:45:06,250
It stopped when I turned around 14,
I'd say.

1207
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:11,150
And I still have no medical consensus of
why it happened.

1208
00:45:11,370 --> 00:45:11,590
Yeah.

1209
00:45:12,290 --> 00:45:15,950
I think early on, it was stress.

1210
00:45:16,290 --> 00:45:16,970
Mm-hmm.

1211
00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:20,931
But I don't know... I had more
stress than I was when I was a kid.

1212
00:45:21,530 --> 00:45:23,470
Well, but now you know you have stress.

1213
00:45:23,990 --> 00:45:24,270
Yeah.

1214
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,390
I mean, I don't know if...

1215
00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:28,010
Wasn't it better when you didn't know?

1216
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,510
It was so much better knowing nothing.

1217
00:45:30,590 --> 00:45:31,710
Nobody should know anything.

1218
00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:33,390
It's better when you know nothing.

1219
00:45:33,510 --> 00:45:34,910
Oh, they say ignorance is bliss.

1220
00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:35,970
They are correct.

1221
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,390
And they also say irony is a virtue.

1222
00:45:39,530 --> 00:45:41,150
And... Patience is a virtue.

1223
00:45:41,370 --> 00:45:41,690
Mm-hmm.

1224
00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:43,030
Why is irony a virtue?

1225
00:45:43,090 --> 00:45:45,970
I mean, irony is a virtue because
everything is ironic.

1226
00:45:46,850 --> 00:45:47,850
Don't you think?

1227
00:45:48,430 --> 00:45:49,430
I love it.

1228
00:45:49,650 --> 00:45:50,550
I love it.

1229
00:45:50,551 --> 00:45:51,170
I love it.

1230
00:45:51,270 --> 00:45:52,270
Shut the fuck up.

1231
00:45:53,190 --> 00:45:55,430
Also, this is the Christmas episode.

1232
00:45:56,745 --> 00:46:00,090
And we are talking about pissing in our
eyes and pissing the bed.

1233
00:46:00,350 --> 00:46:02,790
I mean, if you can't
talk about pissing in your

1234
00:46:02,791 --> 00:46:05,250
eye at Christmas dinner,
what can you talk about?

1235
00:46:05,510 --> 00:46:05,990
What is this?

1236
00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:07,290
Is this what the liberals want?

1237
00:46:07,450 --> 00:46:09,290
Ah, those goddamn liberals.

1238
00:46:09,291 --> 00:46:09,810
You know what it is?

1239
00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:10,980
The gay agenda.

1240
00:46:11,570 --> 00:46:12,910
It's that trans-jimber.

1241
00:46:13,290 --> 00:46:13,730
Oh!

1242
00:46:14,030 --> 00:46:15,850
We were in trans-jimber.

1243
00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:16,370
Oh!

1244
00:46:16,590 --> 00:46:17,030
Oh!

1245
00:46:17,590 --> 00:46:19,090
Sydney is currently snoring.

1246
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,910
Sniffing our oldest dog like he is a
lollipop.

1247
00:46:22,010 --> 00:46:23,390
She loves him.

1248
00:46:24,730 --> 00:46:31,170
And if you heard last week's episode,
I hope, because I haven't edited it yet.

1249
00:46:31,505 --> 00:46:35,990
We are recording this on December 15th.

1250
00:46:35,991 --> 00:46:40,310
And this is going to go out on the 25th of
December.

1251
00:46:40,550 --> 00:46:41,550
Christmas Day!

1252
00:46:42,310 --> 00:46:44,770
So, a week and some change later.

1253
00:46:45,110 --> 00:46:45,390
Mm-hmm.

1254
00:46:45,550 --> 00:46:48,990
So, that's... If you wonder
why we don't really talk about...

1255
00:46:48,991 --> 00:46:50,646
If you wonder why we don't really talk
about really up-to-date topics,

1256
00:46:50,670 --> 00:46:52,396
it's because that's not the point of this
show.

1257
00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:55,970
But also, this show isn't up-to-date.

1258
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,510
I'm not even sure what the point of this
show is.

1259
00:46:58,690 --> 00:46:59,690
Me neither.

1260
00:47:00,230 --> 00:47:05,810
The basic idea was, we'll talk about one
topic, and then we'll get sidetracked,

1261
00:47:05,870 --> 00:47:08,290
and then come back around and finish
talking about the other.

1262
00:47:08,350 --> 00:47:09,450
We don't pick topics.

1263
00:47:10,045 --> 00:47:11,810
We actually don't have a topic.

1264
00:47:11,910 --> 00:47:14,850
And I wrote a whole bunch down last week
when we were recording.

1265
00:47:15,860 --> 00:47:17,186
But they were just conversation starters.

1266
00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:18,010
They weren't topics.

1267
00:47:18,150 --> 00:47:18,790
Yeah, that's true.

1268
00:47:18,990 --> 00:47:19,390
That's true.

1269
00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:20,130
But you know what?

1270
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:21,850
I'm going to read them
to you, because... Yeah.

1271
00:47:21,990 --> 00:47:25,450
We wrote them at the end of the last
episode, but...

1272
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,650
You might edit that out.

1273
00:47:28,730 --> 00:47:29,270
Who do we know?

1274
00:47:29,330 --> 00:47:30,230
I might edit that out.

1275
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:34,590
I actually have only got about 20 minutes
into the episode.

1276
00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:36,890
You should get your shit together.

1277
00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:38,370
Well, I haven't felt good.

1278
00:47:38,830 --> 00:47:39,850
Oh, that's true.

1279
00:47:40,130 --> 00:47:40,470
That's true.

1280
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,081
So, that's the reason that I haven't had
my estrogen patches.

1281
00:47:43,105 --> 00:47:48,710
And that completely annihilates your
sleep, because hormones...

1282
00:47:49,410 --> 00:47:50,891
are... Important.

1283
00:47:51,010 --> 00:47:51,650
Really important.

1284
00:47:51,850 --> 00:47:53,790
See, now you know what menopause feels
like.

1285
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,120
It's shitty.

1286
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:56,230
Yeah.

1287
00:47:56,330 --> 00:48:01,490
And I'm warm, sweaty, and irritable,
and ugly.

1288
00:48:01,890 --> 00:48:02,770
You're not ugly.

1289
00:48:02,870 --> 00:48:03,110
Wretched.

1290
00:48:03,430 --> 00:48:04,050
Well, you know what?

1291
00:48:04,110 --> 00:48:05,810
It's not the HRT that does that.

1292
00:48:05,910 --> 00:48:07,530
You're just ugly anyway.

1293
00:48:08,830 --> 00:48:09,830
Ooh.

1294
00:48:11,370 --> 00:48:12,370
So...

1295
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,120
That was mean.

1296
00:48:15,390 --> 00:48:17,270
I did read this down, didn't I?

1297
00:48:17,370 --> 00:48:17,590
Yeah.

1298
00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:18,190
Okay.

1299
00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:18,870
Yeah.

1300
00:48:18,871 --> 00:48:18,970
Yeah.

1301
00:48:18,990 --> 00:48:20,250
Here's three human rights.

1302
00:48:20,450 --> 00:48:21,110
Number one.

1303
00:48:21,450 --> 00:48:23,710
The death penalty, and animal abuse.

1304
00:48:23,730 --> 00:48:24,290
Let's kill them.

1305
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,090
Animal abusers.

1306
00:48:25,190 --> 00:48:25,690
Not the kids.

1307
00:48:25,830 --> 00:48:26,070
No.

1308
00:48:26,130 --> 00:48:27,130
Fuck.

1309
00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:27,790
The kids?

1310
00:48:28,050 --> 00:48:28,390
The dogs.

1311
00:48:28,790 --> 00:48:30,110
No, let's not kill the dogs.

1312
00:48:31,330 --> 00:48:32,150
If you know what?

1313
00:48:32,290 --> 00:48:35,850
If a dog attacks you because you were kicking
the shit out of it... You deserved it.

1314
00:48:35,990 --> 00:48:36,370
Yes, it does.

1315
00:48:36,371 --> 00:48:38,091
If a dog is attacking
you because you have

1316
00:48:38,092 --> 00:48:39,790
a yummy sandwich,
give the dog the sandwich.

1317
00:48:40,110 --> 00:48:41,110
Just drop the sand-o.

1318
00:48:41,650 --> 00:48:42,210
Or just...

1319
00:48:42,435 --> 00:48:43,710
If the dog has balls, kick him.

1320
00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:46,010
Do you think that works the same?

1321
00:48:46,190 --> 00:48:46,370
What?

1322
00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:47,730
Kicking dogs in the balls?

1323
00:48:47,810 --> 00:48:48,250
Oh, absolutely.

1324
00:48:48,251 --> 00:48:48,510
Absolutely.

1325
00:48:48,670 --> 00:48:49,010
Okay.

1326
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,070
Because I know I watched that video from a
few years ago where the bear was

1327
00:48:53,071 --> 00:48:58,511
scratching its back on a gate, and then the
bungee let go and whacked it in the nuts.

1328
00:48:58,695 --> 00:48:59,910
I laughed my ass off.

1329
00:48:59,930 --> 00:49:00,930
Think about it.

1330
00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:09,270
Almost every animal's genitalia is
relatively the same thing.

1331
00:49:09,390 --> 00:49:10,390
It's all similar.

1332
00:49:10,610 --> 00:49:15,390
And I don't mean like the shaft of the
penis.

1333
00:49:15,630 --> 00:49:17,970
But I mean, they have the same parts.

1334
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:18,710
Yeah.

1335
00:49:18,770 --> 00:49:21,050
Well, you haven't seen a buck.

1336
00:49:21,070 --> 00:49:22,070
Please don't say shaft.

1337
00:49:22,490 --> 00:49:23,490
A buck?

1338
00:49:23,550 --> 00:49:24,550
A buck?

1339
00:49:24,690 --> 00:49:25,930
Have you seen a buck's wiener?

1340
00:49:26,210 --> 00:49:26,590
Uh-uh.

1341
00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:27,150
Good.

1342
00:49:27,190 --> 00:49:28,190
I don't want to see it.

1343
00:49:28,470 --> 00:49:29,770
Don't ask why I've seen it.

1344
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,110
There's this video...

1345
00:49:31,650 --> 00:49:33,650
You're telling us why you've seen it.

1346
00:49:33,710 --> 00:49:33,870
Yeah.

1347
00:49:34,030 --> 00:49:34,650
When you said don't ask.

1348
00:49:34,810 --> 00:49:35,190
Shut up.

1349
00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:35,530
Oh.

1350
00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:36,310
What?

1351
00:49:36,450 --> 00:49:36,790
Sorry.

1352
00:49:37,030 --> 00:49:38,030
What?

1353
00:49:38,950 --> 00:49:42,250
So, you know the videos where it's like
they're reading off a Reddit story?

1354
00:49:42,590 --> 00:49:42,850
Yeah.

1355
00:49:42,910 --> 00:49:43,270
Yeah.

1356
00:49:43,390 --> 00:49:47,830
One of the clips that some channels used
for a while was a buck.

1357
00:49:48,350 --> 00:49:49,350
Fucking a rock.

1358
00:49:50,330 --> 00:49:52,070
I mean, that's safe sex.

1359
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:52,930
Nobody's getting pregnant.

1360
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:53,090
Like a builder.

1361
00:49:53,350 --> 00:49:53,770
Right.

1362
00:49:53,771 --> 00:49:55,030
Like the buck was like this?

1363
00:49:55,090 --> 00:49:56,150
He was mounted it.

1364
00:49:56,230 --> 00:49:56,510
Yeah.

1365
00:49:56,630 --> 00:49:57,670
He's not getting pregnant.

1366
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,640
Worst video I think I've ever seen in my
life.

1367
00:50:00,670 --> 00:50:00,790
Yeah.

1368
00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:02,070
I never want to see that again.

1369
00:50:02,110 --> 00:50:03,110
That's pretty horrible.

1370
00:50:05,930 --> 00:50:06,930
Geese.

1371
00:50:07,330 --> 00:50:08,330
Oh, yes.

1372
00:50:08,510 --> 00:50:09,650
They're corkscrew shaped.

1373
00:50:10,930 --> 00:50:12,530
Ducks, geese, swans.

1374
00:50:12,550 --> 00:50:13,130
So crazy.

1375
00:50:13,131 --> 00:50:14,470
They have very similar... Yeah.

1376
00:50:14,490 --> 00:50:16,390
Why are we talking about penises?

1377
00:50:16,550 --> 00:50:17,826
Because it's a Christmas episode.

1378
00:50:17,850 --> 00:50:18,070
Yeah.

1379
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:23,430
That's... If we can't talk about duck
penises at the Christmas dinner...

1380
00:50:23,431 --> 00:50:24,790
What can you talk about?

1381
00:50:24,791 --> 00:50:25,830
This is what the liberals want.

1382
00:50:25,850 --> 00:50:26,450
This is what it is.

1383
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:27,710
It's the gay agenda.

1384
00:50:27,790 --> 00:50:28,770
Get all over again.

1385
00:50:28,771 --> 00:50:30,491
They don't want us to talk about duck
cocks.

1386
00:50:31,810 --> 00:50:32,810
Yeah.

1387
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,881
But like we were saying
with balls, most animals that

1388
00:50:37,882 --> 00:50:42,230
have balls, because some
animals have them inside of them.

1389
00:50:42,370 --> 00:50:43,370
Yeah.

1390
00:50:45,990 --> 00:50:48,230
But they are basically just really big
nerds.

1391
00:50:48,890 --> 00:50:49,290
Yeah.

1392
00:50:49,450 --> 00:50:53,694
Well, what I learned after I
had a partial hysterectomy, I

1393
00:50:53,695 --> 00:51:00,370
had a lot of scar tissue that
was like entrapping my ovaries.

1394
00:51:00,410 --> 00:51:06,430
And my doctor explained that ovaries are
really just internal gonads.

1395
00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:08,850
They're internal testicles, essentially.

1396
00:51:09,090 --> 00:51:16,030
And they're just as tender, just as easy
to upset as testicles are.

1397
00:51:16,410 --> 00:51:17,590
So, essentially...

1398
00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:23,550
I had someone squeezing my balls inside
and had to end up taking those out, too.

1399
00:51:23,630 --> 00:51:29,530
Which is why I was on HRT, but I had to go
off of it earlier this year because I have

1400
00:51:29,805 --> 00:51:30,805
migraines occasionally.

1401
00:51:30,830 --> 00:51:31,910
And I had one with an aura.

1402
00:51:33,210 --> 00:51:34,990
Can you explain what an aura is?

1403
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:37,270
It's different for everybody.

1404
00:51:38,170 --> 00:51:39,150
Explain what it is to you.

1405
00:51:39,151 --> 00:51:43,170
Mine was in my right eye, essentially.

1406
00:51:43,310 --> 00:51:47,950
I could see a big sparkly shadow.

1407
00:51:47,951 --> 00:51:49,271
I could see a big sparkly shadow.

1408
00:51:50,870 --> 00:51:52,150
Did it follow you?

1409
00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,210
No, it just followed my eye.

1410
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:55,440
I could see it.

1411
00:51:55,590 --> 00:52:00,970
When you look into a light and then you
see the light every time you look around,

1412
00:52:01,390 --> 00:52:02,970
it was like that.

1413
00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:06,210
And it kind of wiggled on the side of my
face.

1414
00:52:06,510 --> 00:52:08,850
It looked like it wiggled on the side of
my face.

1415
00:52:09,050 --> 00:52:10,210
I thought I was going blind.

1416
00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:11,290
Scared the shit out of me.

1417
00:52:12,110 --> 00:52:15,410
But Google did me good this one time.

1418
00:52:15,450 --> 00:52:16,450
I googled...

1419
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:21,730
Why am I seeing... And it said,
you're probably having a migraine.

1420
00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:24,850
And so I took migraine medication and I
went to bed.

1421
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:30,770
And like with any migraine I would get, a
few hours later, I wake up and I was fine.

1422
00:52:31,430 --> 00:52:38,890
But due to having that one with an aura,
my doctor told me that it would increase

1423
00:52:38,891 --> 00:52:41,110
my risk of having a stroke if I was on
HRT.

1424
00:52:41,210 --> 00:52:42,550
So I had to go off.

1425
00:52:42,610 --> 00:52:43,150
Bames, John.

1426
00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:45,970
Having a strong... Having a
strong... And I call the Bambalins.

1427
00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:48,230
I don't want to have a stroke.

1428
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:50,710
I don't want to have a stroke because
that's terrible.

1429
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:57,670
But I also miss having estrogen because
now I'm on a different kind of medication.

1430
00:52:58,230 --> 00:53:01,590
I'm trying to get rid of some of the side
effects of...

1431
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,010
Well, the effects of menopause.

1432
00:53:04,330 --> 00:53:11,571
And man, if... Ladies, if you are raw dog
in menopause, you... Ladies and gentlemen.

1433
00:53:12,635 --> 00:53:13,930
You are correct.

1434
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:14,530
I'm sorry.

1435
00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:15,750
Yes.

1436
00:53:15,890 --> 00:53:16,770
Ladies and gentlemen.

1437
00:53:16,910 --> 00:53:17,910
Ladies.

1438
00:53:18,370 --> 00:53:18,810
Friends.

1439
00:53:19,310 --> 00:53:22,370
She's, hers, they's, them's, and gay's.

1440
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,710
If you are raw dog in menopause,
God love ya.

1441
00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:28,050
Or God ass love ya.

1442
00:53:28,090 --> 00:53:28,670
God blah blah.

1443
00:53:28,890 --> 00:53:29,510
God blah blue.

1444
00:53:29,770 --> 00:53:31,130
Because it's bullshit.

1445
00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:34,570
Yeah, I have something called floaters.

1446
00:53:34,850 --> 00:53:35,850
Yeah, yeah.

1447
00:53:36,370 --> 00:53:39,530
I hate them because occasionally,
especially under fluorescent light,

1448
00:53:40,130 --> 00:53:42,110
it looks like things are running around.

1449
00:53:42,330 --> 00:53:42,590
Yeah.

1450
00:53:43,150 --> 00:53:46,490
If you don't know what floaters are,
think of it like you have long hair.

1451
00:53:46,491 --> 00:53:51,570
And your hair is kind of like in the wind,
and it's kind of like in front of your eye.

1452
00:53:51,835 --> 00:53:53,286
That's basically what it looks like for
me.

1453
00:53:53,310 --> 00:53:55,450
It looks like I have hair in my,
like, my vision.

1454
00:53:55,490 --> 00:53:56,070
In your vision.

1455
00:53:56,190 --> 00:53:57,470
How I just punched my mic.

1456
00:53:59,090 --> 00:54:03,950
And I hate it because I don't like how it
looks.

1457
00:54:04,010 --> 00:54:04,230
Yeah.

1458
00:54:04,645 --> 00:54:06,550
And the thing is, is they are very common.

1459
00:54:06,770 --> 00:54:07,030
Yeah.

1460
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:09,010
Mainly when you get older.

1461
00:54:09,350 --> 00:54:11,090
And they're harmless, too.

1462
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:15,810
So I, actually, I was looking into
something called...

1463
00:54:17,510 --> 00:54:19,150
Refractory lens exchange.

1464
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,263
And it's, it's essentially
the surgery that they do

1465
00:54:23,264 --> 00:54:25,830
for cataracts, where they
replace the lens in your eye.

1466
00:54:26,850 --> 00:54:28,430
Because I have terrible vision.

1467
00:54:28,950 --> 00:54:30,630
And, you know, I have allergies.

1468
00:54:30,710 --> 00:54:35,110
My eyes are almost always, like,
itchy or sticky.

1469
00:54:36,050 --> 00:54:39,270
And it can help with the vision portion of
that.

1470
00:54:39,815 --> 00:54:46,150
And I, I did not talk to the company that
I was going to talk to about it.

1471
00:54:46,490 --> 00:54:47,490
Because I looked online.

1472
00:54:47,610 --> 00:54:48,810
It's not covered by insurance.

1473
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:53,350
And it can, it can run about $4,000 an
eye.

1474
00:54:54,270 --> 00:54:55,270
And I'm like, wow.

1475
00:54:55,715 --> 00:54:57,350
I don't hate my glasses that bad.

1476
00:54:57,410 --> 00:54:59,250
I don't like my, my night vision.

1477
00:54:59,510 --> 00:55:04,130
But I, I, I don't hate at $8,000 worth.

1478
00:55:04,990 --> 00:55:06,610
I love my glasses, honestly.

1479
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,390
Your glasses are super cute.

1480
00:55:08,470 --> 00:55:11,370
I love wearing glasses because I've worn
them my entire life.

1481
00:55:11,490 --> 00:55:11,690
Yep.

1482
00:55:11,785 --> 00:55:13,050
And I look weird without them.

1483
00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:13,590
Yeah, you do.

1484
00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:14,050
My fit.

1485
00:55:14,570 --> 00:55:15,370
No, you do.

1486
00:55:15,430 --> 00:55:16,470
Because you always have them.

1487
00:55:16,471 --> 00:55:16,610
You always have them on.

1488
00:55:16,770 --> 00:55:19,470
So when you don't have them on,
your eyes look tiny.

1489
00:55:19,915 --> 00:55:22,550
Imagine I was just like this forever.

1490
00:55:22,930 --> 00:55:23,930
Yeah.

1491
00:55:24,330 --> 00:55:30,670
And a lot of the things with getting
surgeries like LASIK is they are not forever.

1492
00:55:31,090 --> 00:55:31,350
Nope.

1493
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,390
Mine, mine was not.

1494
00:55:32,450 --> 00:55:34,290
I got it in 2014.

1495
00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:39,310
And by, you know, 20, what, 2019,
I had glasses again.

1496
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,270
Because I have astigmatism and I am
farsighted, which is dumb.

1497
00:55:42,805 --> 00:55:44,430
One of my friends has...

1498
00:55:46,870 --> 00:55:50,190
It's like LASIK, but it's a different
process.

1499
00:55:50,450 --> 00:55:50,590
Yeah.

1500
00:55:50,630 --> 00:55:51,646
I forget what it's called.

1501
00:55:51,670 --> 00:55:53,930
There's a bunch of different surgeries
that you can...

1502
00:55:53,931 --> 00:55:57,110
But after about three years, he was back
wearing glasses.

1503
00:55:57,150 --> 00:55:57,410
Yeah.

1504
00:55:57,695 --> 00:56:04,430
Because he started getting foggy,
like, peripherals.

1505
00:56:04,450 --> 00:56:04,910
Oh, yeah.

1506
00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:05,330
Yeah.

1507
00:56:05,390 --> 00:56:09,555
And once he went back
to wearing his normal

1508
00:56:09,655 --> 00:56:14,030
bifocals glasses combo,
because, you know, old man.

1509
00:56:14,230 --> 00:56:14,670
Yeah.

1510
00:56:14,690 --> 00:56:15,050
Yeah.

1511
00:56:15,051 --> 00:56:15,230
Yeah.

1512
00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:15,890
Yeah.

1513
00:56:15,891 --> 00:56:15,930
Yeah.

1514
00:56:15,931 --> 00:56:15,950
Yeah.

1515
00:56:15,951 --> 00:56:16,050
Yeah.

1516
00:56:16,051 --> 00:56:16,450
Yeah.

1517
00:56:16,470 --> 00:56:16,650
He was perfectly fine.

1518
00:56:16,810 --> 00:56:17,190
Yeah.

1519
00:56:17,191 --> 00:56:18,191
Nice.

1520
00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:21,770
And I think that's with a lot of people,
especially people that have bad vision

1521
00:56:21,771 --> 00:56:25,570
already, especially with astigmatism and
the other one.

1522
00:56:26,130 --> 00:56:29,870
If you don't know what astigmatism is,
it's when your eyeball is not shaped round.

1523
00:56:30,050 --> 00:56:33,809
And so your focal
point of your vision is

1524
00:56:33,810 --> 00:56:38,331
not in the correct
placement on your retina.

1525
00:56:39,550 --> 00:56:40,550
Sydney agrees.

1526
00:56:40,830 --> 00:56:42,650
The audio levels jumped to red.

1527
00:56:42,670 --> 00:56:43,670
Oh, yeah.

1528
00:56:43,970 --> 00:56:46,450
We're going to take a quick break and we
will be right back.

1529
00:56:46,470 --> 00:56:46,950
We'll be right back with you.

1530
00:56:47,010 --> 00:56:48,090
Enjoy more music.

1531
00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:57,610
And we are back from the break.

1532
00:56:58,290 --> 00:56:59,990
And Sydney didn't go outside again.

1533
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:01,470
She just wants attention.

1534
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,840
She's a little shit.

1535
00:57:04,090 --> 00:57:06,050
So we're talking about astigmatism.

1536
00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:08,150
There's also nystagmus.

1537
00:57:08,510 --> 00:57:09,230
Fuck that.

1538
00:57:09,231 --> 00:57:09,890
Oh, nystagmus?

1539
00:57:10,110 --> 00:57:11,110
Yes.

1540
00:57:11,470 --> 00:57:13,170
I've seen people with nystagmus.

1541
00:57:13,735 --> 00:57:15,250
And it is crazy.

1542
00:57:15,430 --> 00:57:18,030
Like, you can't even do it on purpose.

1543
00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:19,710
And their eyes just do it.

1544
00:57:19,790 --> 00:57:21,950
Like, the left to right nystagmus is
the...

1545
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:23,730
the one that I've seen most commonly.

1546
00:57:24,460 --> 00:57:28,250
There was an actor in The Mentalist who
plays J.J.

1547
00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:31,850
LaRoche who is the, like, internal affairs
investigator.

1548
00:57:32,210 --> 00:57:34,670
And the actor actually has it.

1549
00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:38,650
And I was watching his eyes and I was
like, holy shit.

1550
00:57:38,890 --> 00:57:40,871
Because they were
just... Bigger guy?

1551
00:57:41,270 --> 00:57:41,610
Mm-hmm.

1552
00:57:41,775 --> 00:57:43,530
Yeah, he was in House also.

1553
00:57:43,995 --> 00:57:45,835
And that was one of the things he talked
about.

1554
00:57:46,005 --> 00:57:51,370
You know, honestly, a lot of people who
are born with albinism, Mm-hmm.

1555
00:57:52,550 --> 00:57:54,030
they will have it their whole lives.

1556
00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:54,770
Now, correction.

1557
00:57:55,030 --> 00:57:57,330
Now, to say that doesn't mean they live in
Albany.

1558
00:57:57,370 --> 00:57:59,910
That means that they have a condition
called albinism.

1559
00:58:00,150 --> 00:58:01,150
Where's Albany?

1560
00:58:01,610 --> 00:58:02,270
New York.

1561
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:03,480
Oh, okay.

1562
00:58:03,950 --> 00:58:06,691
Because, like, Albany is
in Oregon, but... Albany.

1563
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:07,650
Albany is in... Albany.

1564
00:58:07,710 --> 00:58:08,150
Albany.

1565
00:58:08,290 --> 00:58:09,290
We're in Albany.

1566
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,290
And then there's Albuquerque.

1567
00:58:12,020 --> 00:58:13,950
I'll punch you in the head if you don't
stop.

1568
00:58:14,210 --> 00:58:14,510
Shut up.

1569
00:58:14,730 --> 00:58:15,410
Excuse me?

1570
00:58:15,570 --> 00:58:15,890
Skank.

1571
00:58:16,430 --> 00:58:16,870
Skank.

1572
00:58:17,430 --> 00:58:19,131
I will... You know what?

1573
00:58:19,380 --> 00:58:20,380
I will skank you.

1574
00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:22,230
I don't even know what that means.

1575
00:58:22,231 --> 00:58:23,010
That doesn't sound right.

1576
00:58:23,110 --> 00:58:24,110
I don't even...

1577
00:58:25,130 --> 00:58:26,610
What's your favorite Christmas movie?

1578
00:58:27,020 --> 00:58:28,580
Because we're on the Christmas episode.

1579
00:58:28,650 --> 00:58:29,650
Oh, gosh.

1580
00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:32,950
I have a lot of them because I love Elf.

1581
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,250
I...

1582
00:58:35,175 --> 00:58:38,830
It has been one of my favorites since it
came out.

1583
00:58:38,990 --> 00:58:40,850
I love Elf.

1584
00:58:40,975 --> 00:58:41,975
Christmas Vacation.

1585
00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,370
Christmas Vacation.

1586
00:58:44,470 --> 00:58:45,150
Shitter's Full.

1587
00:58:45,410 --> 00:58:46,630
Yes, I love that.

1588
00:58:47,295 --> 00:58:49,890
And then I also love A Christmas Story.

1589
00:58:50,450 --> 00:58:52,210
Why is it called Christmas Vacation?

1590
00:58:52,230 --> 00:58:53,350
They don't go on a vacation.

1591
00:58:53,725 --> 00:58:56,150
No, because the vacation movies.

1592
00:58:56,990 --> 00:58:59,530
Yeah, but Vegas Vacation, Europe Vacation.

1593
00:58:59,531 --> 00:59:03,790
Well, people have Christmas Vacation from
Christmas through New Year's.

1594
00:59:04,310 --> 00:59:06,670
Like from school or from work,
they have Christmas Vacation.

1595
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,770
I forgot there's vacation days.

1596
00:59:09,010 --> 00:59:10,010
Yeah, yeah.

1597
00:59:10,205 --> 00:59:12,870
When I think of a vacation, I think of you
go somewhere.

1598
00:59:13,070 --> 00:59:14,070
Yep, yep.

1599
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,110
They did a staycation that year.

1600
00:59:17,430 --> 00:59:18,430
Yeah.

1601
00:59:18,890 --> 00:59:19,910
Vegas Vacation.

1602
00:59:20,050 --> 00:59:20,610
Vegas Vacation.

1603
00:59:20,611 --> 00:59:20,690
Mwah.

1604
00:59:21,530 --> 00:59:22,530
Mwah.

1605
00:59:22,790 --> 00:59:23,790
Fantastic.

1606
00:59:23,890 --> 00:59:24,210
Yep.

1607
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:25,320
I think...

1608
00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:30,690
I have a few, but if we're going based off
of like my favorite classic.

1609
00:59:30,950 --> 00:59:31,350
Mm-hmm.

1610
00:59:31,351 --> 00:59:34,590
My favorite classic, Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer.

1611
00:59:34,790 --> 00:59:35,010
Ah.

1612
00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:36,890
From 1964.

1613
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,510
With the little gay dentist?

1614
00:59:38,870 --> 00:59:39,050
Mm-hmm.

1615
00:59:39,070 --> 00:59:40,070
Yeah.

1616
00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:43,530
Or it is...

1617
00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:47,470
I'm trying to remember what
it... What is the name of it?

1618
00:59:47,570 --> 00:59:51,270
Any of the Rankin cartoons?

1619
00:59:51,271 --> 00:59:53,050
The stop motion animation.

1620
00:59:53,410 --> 00:59:53,590
Mm-hmm.

1621
00:59:53,630 --> 00:59:55,790
The... Like a town
without Chris... Christmas?

1622
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:57,080
A town without Santa.

1623
00:59:57,230 --> 00:59:57,310
Yeah.

1624
00:59:57,430 --> 00:59:58,430
And then...

1625
00:59:58,810 --> 00:59:59,490
Oh gosh.

1626
00:59:59,550 --> 01:00:01,970
There's a couple of them that are just
awesome.

1627
01:00:02,930 --> 01:00:03,810
I think Sydney just died.

1628
01:00:03,890 --> 01:00:07,290
I heard her... I heard her... I
heard her collar hit the ground.

1629
01:00:07,370 --> 01:00:11,350
She's physically fine, but she will lay
down and then just flop her head on the

1630
01:00:11,351 --> 01:00:12,886
ground because she didn't get what she
wanted.

1631
01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:13,910
Yeah.

1632
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,590
I think if I have an all-time
favorite... Rankin and Bass.

1633
01:00:17,950 --> 01:00:18,590
That's what it is.

1634
01:00:18,630 --> 01:00:18,770
Yeah.

1635
01:00:19,430 --> 01:00:19,870
Yeah.

1636
01:00:19,871 --> 01:00:20,150
Yeah.

1637
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:22,070
Uh, I think if I had an old...

1638
01:00:22,910 --> 01:00:23,910
What was that?

1639
01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:27,330
I think Chewie sneezed.

1640
01:00:27,331 --> 01:00:28,331
Chewie!

1641
01:00:28,630 --> 01:00:29,630
You okay, big boy?

1642
01:00:31,980 --> 01:00:32,830
Why does he look like that?

1643
01:00:32,910 --> 01:00:33,910
What?

1644
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:38,570
Um, it's not technically a Christmas
movie.

1645
01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:40,340
And it's not Die Hard.

1646
01:00:41,790 --> 01:00:43,950
Um, it would have to be The Nightmare
Before Christmas.

1647
01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:46,810
It's just such a good movie.

1648
01:00:46,990 --> 01:00:48,830
It has Christmas in the title of it.

1649
01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:50,126
How could it not be a Christmas movie?

1650
01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:50,290
It's a good movie.

1651
01:00:50,510 --> 01:00:51,510
Senor Elfman.

1652
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:54,450
Ah, creepiest cool guy.

1653
01:00:54,610 --> 01:00:55,630
I would love to meet him.

1654
01:00:55,670 --> 01:00:56,210
I haven't met him.

1655
01:00:56,270 --> 01:00:57,510
I just like hearing him talk.

1656
01:00:57,511 --> 01:00:59,191
I feel like he would try to take my blood.

1657
01:00:59,810 --> 01:01:01,090
Yeah, yeah, he might ask.

1658
01:01:01,210 --> 01:01:03,110
Well, he would ask first, though,
I feel like.

1659
01:01:03,270 --> 01:01:04,270
He likes consent.

1660
01:01:04,570 --> 01:01:04,750
Yeah.

1661
01:01:05,330 --> 01:01:09,030
Um, or it would be Christmas Story.

1662
01:01:10,050 --> 01:01:11,790
I think that's just, like, such a classic.

1663
01:01:11,970 --> 01:01:13,450
You'll shoot your eye out.

1664
01:01:14,070 --> 01:01:15,410
Um, and then he did it.

1665
01:01:15,690 --> 01:01:16,090
Yeah.

1666
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,370
Oh my god, I shot my eye out.

1667
01:01:18,670 --> 01:01:21,950
Uh, at work the other night, we watched
the Christmas Story, Christmas,

1668
01:01:22,230 --> 01:01:25,350
the, like, sequel with a grown-up Ralphie.

1669
01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:27,750
It was not terrible.

1670
01:01:28,790 --> 01:01:30,170
Yeah, but still.

1671
01:01:30,370 --> 01:01:34,110
It was sad because the dad had just passed
away.

1672
01:01:34,410 --> 01:01:34,690
Uh-huh.

1673
01:01:34,770 --> 01:01:38,268
Um, the mom did not pass
away in the movie, but the

1674
01:01:38,308 --> 01:01:40,910
person playing her, Melinda
Dillon, she passed away.

1675
01:01:41,090 --> 01:01:41,330
Uh-huh.

1676
01:01:41,530 --> 01:01:44,110
And so she was played by an equally great
actress.

1677
01:01:44,330 --> 01:01:46,010
I can't, her name, first name is Julie.

1678
01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:47,070
Caramel Del Toro.

1679
01:01:47,150 --> 01:01:48,770
No, her first name is Julie.

1680
01:01:49,310 --> 01:01:49,930
Uh-huh.

1681
01:01:49,931 --> 01:01:51,371
And I want to say, it's not Walters.

1682
01:01:52,610 --> 01:01:53,610
Uh, no.

1683
01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:54,650
I gotta look it up now.

1684
01:01:54,651 --> 01:01:56,331
We have the endless resource of Wikipedia.

1685
01:01:57,095 --> 01:01:58,095
The liberal Wikipedia.

1686
01:01:58,710 --> 01:01:59,710
No, IMDB.

1687
01:02:00,230 --> 01:02:01,450
TVDB is way better.

1688
01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:02,890
Oh, I just use IMDB.

1689
01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:05,670
Yeah, I just don't like it because it's
owned by Zamahom.

1690
01:02:06,850 --> 01:02:07,650
By who?

1691
01:02:07,730 --> 01:02:08,730
Amahom.

1692
01:02:09,390 --> 01:02:09,790
Amazon?

1693
01:02:10,090 --> 01:02:10,290
Amazon.

1694
01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:11,770
Oh, here we go.

1695
01:02:12,470 --> 01:02:12,870
Um...

1696
01:02:12,995 --> 01:02:15,610
We call it Amazon because I don't know how
to say Amazon.

1697
01:02:16,490 --> 01:02:18,510
It's Amazon, but sometimes I say Amazon.

1698
01:02:18,670 --> 01:02:19,670
Amazon.

1699
01:02:21,085 --> 01:02:23,550
Uh, when you were a lot younger,
you called it Amazamazom.

1700
01:02:25,030 --> 01:02:25,630
Excuse me.

1701
01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:26,750
Um...

1702
01:02:28,890 --> 01:02:29,890
Julie Haggerty.

1703
01:02:29,970 --> 01:02:31,290
That's, that's who plays Mom.

1704
01:02:31,291 --> 01:02:32,371
That's an unfortunate name.

1705
01:02:32,770 --> 01:02:35,430
Oh, she, no, she's a great,
she's been in... You're a Haggerty.

1706
01:02:35,670 --> 01:02:39,310
You, it, when you see her, you,
you've seen her in hundreds of shows.

1707
01:02:39,710 --> 01:02:40,050
Yep.

1708
01:02:40,150 --> 01:02:40,550
Yeah.

1709
01:02:40,980 --> 01:02:42,710
Yeah, she's one of those actresses.

1710
01:02:42,935 --> 01:02:46,930
She looks like one of my old teachers
from, like, elementary school.

1711
01:02:48,370 --> 01:02:49,570
Um, so... Weird.

1712
01:02:49,930 --> 01:02:50,130
Yeah.

1713
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,870
That's definitely, it's a fantastic movie.

1714
01:02:53,170 --> 01:02:54,170
It...

1715
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:58,450
And it's a good remaster in terms of
audio.

1716
01:02:58,670 --> 01:02:59,090
Yeah.

1717
01:02:59,150 --> 01:02:59,630
Yeah.

1718
01:02:59,710 --> 01:03:00,930
Because it's super crunchy.

1719
01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:01,410
Mm-hmm.

1720
01:03:01,775 --> 01:03:03,490
A lot of the really loud scenes.

1721
01:03:03,630 --> 01:03:06,990
I think that is just a problem of 70s
movies.

1722
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:07,630
Yeah.

1723
01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:11,470
Is that they were in the process of
switching from...

1724
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,106
I think it was an 80s movie, though,
wasn't it?

1725
01:03:13,130 --> 01:03:15,290
Yeah, but I, I just mean in terms of audio
equipment.

1726
01:03:15,570 --> 01:03:16,010
Oh, okay, okay.

1727
01:03:16,011 --> 01:03:17,531
They weren't using stuff from the 70s.

1728
01:03:17,890 --> 01:03:20,190
Um... Yeah, A Christmas
Story was a 1980s... 1983.

1729
01:03:20,470 --> 01:03:20,850
Okay.

1730
01:03:21,050 --> 01:03:21,450
Yeah.

1731
01:03:21,980 --> 01:03:27,510
Uh, is that we were still switching from
mono recording to stereo?

1732
01:03:27,710 --> 01:03:28,110
Yeah.

1733
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:30,690
Uh, even though it had come out many moons
ago.

1734
01:03:30,910 --> 01:03:31,310
Sure.

1735
01:03:31,430 --> 01:03:35,090
Uh, stereo recording, the first people to
do it, I think, were the Beatles,

1736
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:36,960
uh, to do stereo recording.

1737
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:38,140
Oh my gosh, I don't know.

1738
01:03:38,410 --> 01:03:39,706
Uh, I'm pretty sure it's the Beatles.

1739
01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:40,730
Correct me if I'm wrong.

1740
01:03:40,790 --> 01:03:41,290
We don't have a fact checker.

1741
01:03:41,291 --> 01:03:41,650
Oh, they will.

1742
01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:43,210
They will definitely correct you.

1743
01:03:43,211 --> 01:03:43,850
They will correct you.

1744
01:03:43,870 --> 01:03:44,030
Yeah.

1745
01:03:44,130 --> 01:03:47,470
The, the collective podcast, uh,
audience.

1746
01:03:48,030 --> 01:03:48,630
Let's see.

1747
01:03:48,910 --> 01:03:49,310
Who...

1748
01:03:49,735 --> 01:03:51,930
Who was the first to use stereo audio for
music?

1749
01:03:52,850 --> 01:03:53,770
Oh, but that Christmas movie.

1750
01:03:53,870 --> 01:03:56,310
Oh, the, the Christmas, Christmas Story
Christmas.

1751
01:03:57,075 --> 01:04:00,410
It was actually really cute because,
uh, in the story, the dad had passed away.

1752
01:04:01,095 --> 01:04:06,170
And so, uh, Ralphie and his family go
home, uh, and he's got to write his dad's,

1753
01:04:06,390 --> 01:04:07,490
uh, obituary.

1754
01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:13,010
Um, back in the day, the obituary was
written, uh, and placed in the newspaper

1755
01:04:13,011 --> 01:04:17,270
so that people who didn't live close to
you would know your business.

1756
01:04:17,575 --> 01:04:18,950
Um, or... Or... Or...

1757
01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:20,410
The end of your business.

1758
01:04:22,060 --> 01:04:24,426
Um, without, you know, every...
You're having to call everybody.

1759
01:04:24,450 --> 01:04:29,090
Um, people make jokes about getting up
and, how's your day going?

1760
01:04:29,210 --> 01:04:32,770
Well, I didn't, didn't see my name in the
obituary, so, uh, it's going pretty good.

1761
01:04:34,860 --> 01:04:35,860
Um, so he had to do that.

1762
01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:37,330
And, you know, he's got two kids.

1763
01:04:37,490 --> 01:04:38,950
His wife is really funny.

1764
01:04:39,310 --> 01:04:43,570
Um, uh, I can't remember who she,
who was airing someone.

1765
01:04:44,515 --> 01:04:46,790
Um, but it was, overall, it was a cute
movie.

1766
01:04:47,830 --> 01:04:48,550
So, they're...

1767
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:52,830
They're a producer that, the producer of
pretty much every Beatles album,

1768
01:04:53,470 --> 01:04:56,230
uh, pioneered stereo sound recordings,
techniques.

1769
01:04:56,390 --> 01:04:57,390
Yeah, okay.

1770
01:04:57,510 --> 01:04:59,337
So, they weren't the
first, but I think I had

1771
01:04:59,338 --> 01:05:01,510
just heard something
about them in stereo audio.

1772
01:05:01,710 --> 01:05:01,910
Ah.

1773
01:05:01,970 --> 01:05:03,770
And that they had perfected it.

1774
01:05:03,910 --> 01:05:04,030
Yeah.

1775
01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:06,890
Because if you listen
to a Beatles song, it

1776
01:05:06,891 --> 01:05:09,830
is immaculate the way
they were able to do...

1777
01:05:09,980 --> 01:05:12,930
I'm not a massive Beatles fan,
Beatles fans, Beatles fan.

1778
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,210
Um, I just...

1779
01:05:16,230 --> 01:05:18,311
The history... I think
I've talked about this.

1780
01:05:18,550 --> 01:05:21,170
Not on this show, but just, like,
in general.

1781
01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:25,737
Without the Beatles,
we would not have a lot

1782
01:05:25,738 --> 01:05:28,570
of musical techniques
and a lot of artists.

1783
01:05:28,730 --> 01:05:28,950
Mm-hmm.

1784
01:05:29,170 --> 01:05:31,458
There's a lot of
artists where, like, the

1785
01:05:31,459 --> 01:05:33,790
Beatles were, like, the
reason I make music.

1786
01:05:33,890 --> 01:05:34,210
Yeah.

1787
01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:37,210
And then I'm like, what about all the
other ones?

1788
01:05:37,710 --> 01:05:39,870
What about all the other really good
musicians?

1789
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,190
Well, I mean... What
about Harry Connick Jr.?

1790
01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:45,191
Hey!

1791
01:05:45,685 --> 01:05:47,010
Don't hate on Al Harry.

1792
01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:54,890
You know, a lot of jazz musicians were not
credited with the birth of rock and roll.

1793
01:05:55,270 --> 01:06:01,084
And, you know, most of
the white guys and girls that

1794
01:06:01,085 --> 01:06:05,110
got famous, they just
re-recorded black artists' music.

1795
01:06:05,390 --> 01:06:05,810
Mm-hmm.

1796
01:06:06,035 --> 01:06:08,713
And that is a really big
debate that we could

1797
01:06:08,714 --> 01:06:11,170
get into, but not on
the Christmas episode.

1798
01:06:11,330 --> 01:06:11,450
Yeah.

1799
01:06:12,030 --> 01:06:15,430
The Christmas episode that I would say had
nothing to do with Christmas.

1800
01:06:15,830 --> 01:06:16,990
We've talked about Christmas.

1801
01:06:17,090 --> 01:06:18,530
We talked about our Christmas trip.

1802
01:06:18,550 --> 01:06:20,136
There are the different traditions we
like.

1803
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:23,950
Oh, I didn't tell you my Christmas
traditions I like.

1804
01:06:25,370 --> 01:06:29,290
I... One of my favorite
things... I don't want to...

1805
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,440
Spoiler alert.

1806
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,390
Santa does not fill the stockings.

1807
01:06:33,630 --> 01:06:33,730
Shh!

1808
01:06:34,270 --> 01:06:34,710
Yeah.

1809
01:06:35,190 --> 01:06:36,670
That's a spoiler alert!

1810
01:06:36,890 --> 01:06:38,850
Those little shit fuck kids listening.

1811
01:06:39,570 --> 01:06:40,650
Hope the fuck not.

1812
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Fuck you children.

1813
01:06:42,070 --> 01:06:42,950
Oh, don't fuck the children.

1814
01:06:43,090 --> 01:06:43,270
Oh, damn!

1815
01:06:43,430 --> 01:06:45,270
No, that's a little harsh.

1816
01:06:45,590 --> 01:06:46,870
Yeah, but if you're listening...

1817
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:48,350
You should not be listening to this.

1818
01:06:48,351 --> 01:06:49,351
Don't clean your room.

1819
01:06:49,955 --> 01:06:50,650
And wipe your butt.

1820
01:06:50,910 --> 01:06:51,990
Tell your mom she's pretty.

1821
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:55,540
If she's not pretty, don't say that.

1822
01:06:57,460 --> 01:06:59,246
If she's not pretty, don't say a fucking
word.

1823
01:06:59,270 --> 01:07:00,570
I've seen some moms.

1824
01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:02,990
I've seen some dads, too.

1825
01:07:04,430 --> 01:07:05,510
I've seen some MILFs.

1826
01:07:06,070 --> 01:07:07,070
Oh, yeah.

1827
01:07:07,270 --> 01:07:10,610
Yeah, the MILF industrial complex.

1828
01:07:10,710 --> 01:07:11,930
The MILF and DILFs.

1829
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:13,040
MILF and DILFs.

1830
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:14,530
MILF and cookies.

1831
01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:16,730
So, that's actually one
of my favorite things,

1832
01:07:16,731 --> 01:07:18,390
is to wait until
everybody goes to bed.

1833
01:07:19,025 --> 01:07:22,910
And then I get to sneak in with my rattly
plastic bags.

1834
01:07:22,970 --> 01:07:24,130
Some of the best... Not now.

1835
01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:25,390
I don't have any plastic bags.

1836
01:07:25,391 --> 01:07:28,510
Some of the best things have been from
your stocking stuffers.

1837
01:07:28,511 --> 01:07:32,230
One of my favorite things was a little,
like, novelty radio.

1838
01:07:32,650 --> 01:07:33,070
Oh, yeah.

1839
01:07:33,190 --> 01:07:33,510
Yeah.

1840
01:07:33,830 --> 01:07:34,830
The little tiny thing.

1841
01:07:35,370 --> 01:07:39,350
It's in one of my bins because the antenna
broke.

1842
01:07:39,610 --> 01:07:39,910
Yeah.

1843
01:07:40,030 --> 01:07:43,890
And I want to fix it, but I just don't
know where to buy antennas from.

1844
01:07:44,470 --> 01:07:45,490
I've looked everywhere.

1845
01:07:45,650 --> 01:07:47,426
It would be Radio Shack, but they don't
exist anymore.

1846
01:07:47,450 --> 01:07:48,450
There is a...

1847
01:07:48,550 --> 01:07:50,570
A ham radio outlet.

1848
01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:50,910
Oh, yeah.

1849
01:07:50,990 --> 01:07:53,350
It's over by the...
The Harbor Freight.

1850
01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:53,670
Yeah.

1851
01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:55,126
Well, I was going to say the Bottle Drop.

1852
01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:56,150
Yeah.

1853
01:07:56,315 --> 01:07:59,910
I've been in there a few times,
but you can tell it's nerdy because one of

1854
01:07:59,911 --> 01:08:02,651
the employees' trucks
that is parked out front has

1855
01:08:02,652 --> 01:08:05,450
antennas all over it and
his call sign on the back.

1856
01:08:05,570 --> 01:08:06,570
Oh, boy.

1857
01:08:06,655 --> 01:08:09,930
Like, he's like, I want you to come to me.

1858
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:16,230
CB radio is an expensive but interesting
hobby.

1859
01:08:16,290 --> 01:08:17,670
CB is different than a ham.

1860
01:08:18,550 --> 01:08:18,930
Yes.

1861
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:21,790
Ham is from a land... a base...

1862
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:27,510
No, but I was saying that just like the
premise of you basically have your own...

1863
01:08:29,180 --> 01:08:30,180
Your own channel.

1864
01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:31,410
Yeah, you just talk, whatever.

1865
01:08:31,590 --> 01:08:32,590
Yeah.

1866
01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:39,150
Also how from space, the ISS every once in
a while will be like, call our call sign.

1867
01:08:39,270 --> 01:08:40,270
We'll respond to you.

1868
01:08:40,910 --> 01:08:41,910
That's...

1869
01:08:42,110 --> 01:08:45,670
There's many videos where people are
standing out in their yards with these big

1870
01:08:45,671 --> 01:08:47,670
probe antennas in
their hands... Uh-huh.

1871
01:08:47,671 --> 01:08:50,310
...with a little tiny...
...like walkie-talkie thing.

1872
01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:50,630
Uh-huh.

1873
01:08:50,631 --> 01:08:55,910
And they're like, this is Lake Omaha,
Jameson, blah, blah, blah.

1874
01:08:55,911 --> 01:08:56,330
Right.

1875
01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:58,290
To International Space Station.

1876
01:08:58,550 --> 01:08:59,550
And it will go...

1877
01:09:00,620 --> 01:09:01,620
Hard to hear from you.

1878
01:09:01,670 --> 01:09:02,870
Hope you're having a good day.

1879
01:09:06,010 --> 01:09:09,390
And then they put it down there like...

1880
01:09:09,790 --> 01:09:11,370
Oh, nerd bliss.

1881
01:09:11,610 --> 01:09:15,750
And it's like a six-year-old grandfather
and I'm like, I love you so much.

1882
01:09:15,830 --> 01:09:16,050
Right.

1883
01:09:16,090 --> 01:09:16,870
I didn't... You didn't...

1884
01:09:16,871 --> 01:09:20,130
You just walked all over my conversation
about stockings, you jackass.

1885
01:09:20,470 --> 01:09:21,470
Fuck you.

1886
01:09:21,510 --> 01:09:23,390
Hey, to be fair... To be fair.

1887
01:09:23,745 --> 01:09:25,390
You have told me twice to shut up.

1888
01:09:25,430 --> 01:09:25,730
I'm sorry.

1889
01:09:25,731 --> 01:09:26,910
So I get two this time.

1890
01:09:27,170 --> 01:09:28,170
Shut up.

1891
01:09:28,370 --> 01:09:28,810
Skink.

1892
01:09:29,310 --> 01:09:30,310
Skink, I should say.

1893
01:09:30,690 --> 01:09:31,690
Rude.

1894
01:09:32,070 --> 01:09:35,070
But just the little bits and bobs that you
put...

1895
01:09:36,665 --> 01:09:42,550
Candies, you know, the chocolate orange,
the, you know, just little, little tiny...

1896
01:09:42,551 --> 01:09:45,710
Like, it's a big bunch of stuff in a
little tiny place.

1897
01:09:45,830 --> 01:09:46,830
And I just...

1898
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,250
I always love to do that.

1899
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:52,750
Something I just remembered is when you
were shopping for all of the...

1900
01:09:52,751 --> 01:09:55,732
For some little stocking
stuff or things, I asked you to

1901
01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:58,510
get me something and I just
remembered you never got me it.

1902
01:09:58,710 --> 01:09:59,190
What was it?

1903
01:09:59,230 --> 01:10:01,890
I asked you for the bread, the squishy
bread.

1904
01:10:03,105 --> 01:10:04,670
Oh, it's because they didn't have it.

1905
01:10:04,730 --> 01:10:05,250
Oh, damn.

1906
01:10:05,510 --> 01:10:05,830
Yeah.

1907
01:10:05,870 --> 01:10:06,390
That's fine.

1908
01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:11,330
Yeah, but there was this, like, baguette
that was really floppy and squishy.

1909
01:10:11,805 --> 01:10:13,005
It looked like a sea cucumber.

1910
01:10:13,150 --> 01:10:14,590
It felt like a sea cucumber.

1911
01:10:14,591 --> 01:10:15,671
They also had a pickle one.

1912
01:10:15,910 --> 01:10:16,910
Yeah.

1913
01:10:17,145 --> 01:10:20,570
And I really wanted one, but it was,
like, $10.

1914
01:10:20,571 --> 01:10:22,990
And I was like, I need $10 for other
things.

1915
01:10:23,130 --> 01:10:25,532
So I did the adult thing
where I put away the toy

1916
01:10:25,533 --> 01:10:27,850
that I knew would go into
a trash can at some point.

1917
01:10:28,030 --> 01:10:28,210
Yep.

1918
01:10:28,630 --> 01:10:30,906
They only... When we went
back, they only had the butter.

1919
01:10:30,930 --> 01:10:31,730
The little butter.

1920
01:10:31,731 --> 01:10:32,130
But a dog.

1921
01:10:32,350 --> 01:10:32,690
But a dog.

1922
01:10:32,691 --> 01:10:33,330
A dog with a butter.

1923
01:10:33,610 --> 01:10:33,970
Yeah.

1924
01:10:34,050 --> 01:10:36,850
I mean, the butter still would have
been pretty fun, but... It would be.

1925
01:10:36,950 --> 01:10:37,190
Yeah.

1926
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,650
You know, hindsight is 20-20.

1927
01:10:39,930 --> 01:10:41,170
It is, isn't it?

1928
01:10:41,171 --> 01:10:42,490
Also, stocking stuffers.

1929
01:10:42,510 --> 01:10:42,870
Sorry.

1930
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:44,230
No, that's... No, that's fine.

1931
01:10:44,310 --> 01:10:44,590
That's fine.

1932
01:10:44,591 --> 01:10:44,670
That's fine.

1933
01:10:44,671 --> 01:10:46,850
I told you to shut up and leave.

1934
01:10:46,870 --> 01:10:48,071
I let you... And I finished.

1935
01:10:48,110 --> 01:10:48,530
Yep.

1936
01:10:48,610 --> 01:10:49,610
Yeah.

1937
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:53,890
You also used to get us these chocolate
oranges.

1938
01:10:54,790 --> 01:10:55,290
Mm-hmm.

1939
01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:59,650
They must have changed something,
because they don't hit the same anymore.

1940
01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:00,810
Yeah.

1941
01:11:00,850 --> 01:11:01,430
I don't know.

1942
01:11:01,431 --> 01:11:03,814
I don't know what
changed, but I think a lot

1943
01:11:03,815 --> 01:11:06,090
of chocolate changed
in the last few years.

1944
01:11:06,170 --> 01:11:07,490
I mean, because it stopped...

1945
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,496
We started being like,
hey, maybe we should

1946
01:11:10,497 --> 01:11:13,691
stop doing child labor
on little African boys.

1947
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,040
I thought it was South American boys.

1948
01:11:16,150 --> 01:11:16,750
I don't know.

1949
01:11:16,751 --> 01:11:17,110
And girls.

1950
01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:17,890
Yeah.

1951
01:11:18,050 --> 01:11:18,850
And thems.

1952
01:11:18,950 --> 01:11:19,950
And thems.

1953
01:11:24,010 --> 01:11:25,490
I don't know what that was.

1954
01:11:25,850 --> 01:11:27,230
That was dead air right there.

1955
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,250
That was just dead air.

1956
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:32,290
You know, I was going to make a real
fucked up joke anyway.

1957
01:11:32,630 --> 01:11:33,630
Let's not.

1958
01:11:34,310 --> 01:11:35,070
Because this is the Christmas episode.

1959
01:11:35,071 --> 01:11:36,591
Because this is the Christmas episode.

1960
01:11:36,910 --> 01:11:39,070
And we've already talked about duck penis.

1961
01:11:39,745 --> 01:11:41,345
We've talked about pissing and eyeballs.

1962
01:11:41,930 --> 01:11:44,170
These are going to be in the description.

1963
01:11:44,670 --> 01:11:45,070
Yeah.

1964
01:11:45,110 --> 01:11:46,726
It's going to be, welcome to the Christmas
episode.

1965
01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:49,050
We talk about pissing in eyes,
duck penis.

1966
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:52,710
And at the end, it's like, oh,
yeah, we also talked about Christmas.

1967
01:11:52,770 --> 01:11:54,446
And we talked about a couple of Christmas
things.

1968
01:11:54,470 --> 01:11:55,470
Yeah.

1969
01:11:55,545 --> 01:12:01,950
Oh, my grandma gave me, last year for
Christmas, one of her homemade trees.

1970
01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:04,310
One of her homemade ceramic trees.

1971
01:12:04,530 --> 01:12:04,930
Oh, yeah.

1972
01:12:04,970 --> 01:12:07,283
And I recently learned
that was an extremely

1973
01:12:07,284 --> 01:12:09,711
common thing in the 70s
for house moms to make.

1974
01:12:09,810 --> 01:12:09,950
Yep.

1975
01:12:10,265 --> 01:12:11,506
They were kits that you could get.

1976
01:12:11,530 --> 01:12:11,710
Mm-hmm.

1977
01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:15,890
And they also had classes that you
could... She took ceramic classes.

1978
01:12:15,891 --> 01:12:16,190
Mm-hmm.

1979
01:12:16,191 --> 01:12:18,766
I can't remember where, but it was
somewhere close to where she lives.

1980
01:12:18,790 --> 01:12:19,530
Somewhere in Oregon.

1981
01:12:19,790 --> 01:12:19,970
Yeah.

1982
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:22,710
Well, I mean, it was close to where she
lives.

1983
01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:27,011
And she... So, one,
six... I don't know.

1984
01:12:27,050 --> 01:12:29,210
I actually don't know the address,
so it wouldn't help.

1985
01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:30,810
I just know it's the one on the corner.

1986
01:12:30,990 --> 01:12:31,990
Yep, it is.

1987
01:12:32,210 --> 01:12:33,550
Or just the house that I know.

1988
01:12:33,970 --> 01:12:34,330
Exactly.

1989
01:12:34,490 --> 01:12:35,490
Just grandma's house.

1990
01:12:35,570 --> 01:12:35,830
Mm-hmm.

1991
01:12:36,410 --> 01:12:41,330
And so, yeah, they used to make these
trees, and they were kind of like light

1992
01:12:41,430 --> 01:12:45,310
brights, where there was one light,
and there was a light bulb in the center,

1993
01:12:45,410 --> 01:12:48,850
and then there were just clear,
like, pegs, almost.

1994
01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,110
They didn't really...
Yeah, a little clear plastic.

1995
01:12:50,111 --> 01:12:51,490
They didn't really look like light...

1996
01:12:51,491 --> 01:12:54,432
They were supposed to
look like old-school, like, light

1997
01:12:54,433 --> 01:12:56,326
strips that you'd have on
the outside of your house.

1998
01:12:56,350 --> 01:12:56,710
Yeah.

1999
01:12:56,910 --> 01:13:02,570
But, yeah, the biggest issue with those is
you can't find them anymore, and they're

2000
01:13:02,571 --> 01:13:04,530
the number one thing that gets lost from
them.

2001
01:13:04,670 --> 01:13:04,930
Yep.

2002
01:13:05,430 --> 01:13:07,930
It's the star on top is the thing that
gets lost.

2003
01:13:08,570 --> 01:13:10,490
Luckily, you can actually get those stars.

2004
01:13:10,510 --> 01:13:11,250
Yeah, you definitely can.

2005
01:13:11,330 --> 01:13:14,083
Well, and especially now, since
people have been raiding their

2006
01:13:14,084 --> 01:13:17,750
grandparents and parents,
they've been raiding their tombs.

2007
01:13:17,890 --> 01:13:20,530
For old-school Christmas stuff.

2008
01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:24,750
A few years ago, those got really popular
again, and they're just so much fun.

2009
01:13:24,890 --> 01:13:28,090
And when I was with your dad, we always
had out the Christmas...

2010
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:30,970
It was always on the end table in the
living room.

2011
01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:35,250
That one broke, and then was put back
together.

2012
01:13:36,370 --> 01:13:38,630
It got knocked off a table some year.

2013
01:13:39,310 --> 01:13:43,910
I can't remember if the tree broke or the
base broke, but it's back up now.

2014
01:13:44,150 --> 01:13:44,730
You know what?

2015
01:13:44,810 --> 01:13:45,230
Never.

2016
01:13:45,310 --> 01:13:46,706
It never broke while I was taking care of
it.

2017
01:13:46,730 --> 01:13:47,730
That's true.

2018
01:13:48,455 --> 01:13:51,970
But once one of... that Dutch woman came
in.

2019
01:13:52,350 --> 01:13:52,870
Rude.

2020
01:13:53,110 --> 01:13:54,110
I'm kidding.

2021
01:13:54,455 --> 01:13:56,190
You're all right, Dutch woman.

2022
01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:57,250
You know who you are.

2023
01:13:59,150 --> 01:14:01,370
She does not wear wooden clogs.

2024
01:14:01,790 --> 01:14:03,490
Also, they can't even access this podcast.

2025
01:14:04,030 --> 01:14:05,030
Why?

2026
01:14:05,410 --> 01:14:08,630
Years ago, I blocked their IP address
because they were reading my blog,

2027
01:14:08,870 --> 01:14:10,810
and I don't know how to unblock them.

2028
01:14:12,950 --> 01:14:14,330
Because Cloudflare... Oops.

2029
01:14:14,331 --> 01:14:15,290
Cloudflare changed the...

2030
01:14:15,310 --> 01:14:16,938
I don't know how to
unblock their interface, and I

2031
01:14:16,939 --> 01:14:19,150
have no clue where it is
or what setting I enabled.

2032
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,360
I cannot find it for the life of me.

2033
01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:25,370
Also, if the war in Russia ends,
I'm not going to be able to unban Russia.

2034
01:14:25,550 --> 01:14:26,770
I have no clue how to do it.

2035
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:28,600
Well, I mean, I feel like that's okay.

2036
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,190
It's all right if Russia doesn't listen.

2037
01:14:33,610 --> 01:14:34,610
Sanctioned, bitch.

2038
01:14:37,710 --> 01:14:39,850
Not during this presidency, they won't.

2039
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:42,930
I mean, we still have sanctions.

2040
01:14:44,310 --> 01:14:45,190
A lot of the sanctions...

2041
01:14:45,310 --> 01:14:48,950
There's also something called corporate
sanctions, where the company will just be

2042
01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:51,286
like, we're not working there.

2043
01:14:51,310 --> 01:14:52,310
Yeah.

2044
01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:57,950
Except most of them are lying,
where they will, under the table,

2045
01:14:57,951 --> 01:15:02,510
license the likeness of the brand,
and they'll just be like, change the name,

2046
01:15:02,730 --> 01:15:03,390
but it's the same thing.

2047
01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:05,070
They still have McDonald's.

2048
01:15:05,090 --> 01:15:05,390
Yeah.

2049
01:15:05,575 --> 01:15:07,250
It's just not called McDonald's.

2050
01:15:08,030 --> 01:15:08,470
McDowell's.

2051
01:15:08,490 --> 01:15:09,830
They still have Coca-Cola.

2052
01:15:10,310 --> 01:15:11,710
It's just not called Coca-Cola.

2053
01:15:11,730 --> 01:15:12,730
Coca-Cola.

2054
01:15:13,470 --> 01:15:15,790
They also still have,
like... Like, chocolates.

2055
01:15:15,970 --> 01:15:19,990
They basically have everything still,
but it's just not main brand.

2056
01:15:20,070 --> 01:15:22,850
They basically went right back to the
Soviet Union.

2057
01:15:22,930 --> 01:15:23,250
Yeah.

2058
01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:23,650
Yeah.

2059
01:15:23,965 --> 01:15:27,040
And how everything was... I
mean, that's what their leader wants.

2060
01:15:27,070 --> 01:15:27,950
That's what our leader wants.

2061
01:15:28,070 --> 01:15:32,630
Honestly, I think if the Union went back,
I think it would be just fine.

2062
01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:33,750
Yeah.

2063
01:15:35,350 --> 01:15:38,710
Honestly, as long as there wasn't Stalin,
I think everyone would be happy.

2064
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:44,130
You know, I'm still just not a fan, because
human rights violations, left and right.

2065
01:15:44,190 --> 01:15:46,291
Well, that's the... That's
the issue with communism.

2066
01:15:46,490 --> 01:15:47,670
Socialism, on the other hand.

2067
01:15:47,925 --> 01:15:48,946
This is the Christmas episode.

2068
01:15:48,970 --> 01:15:50,090
It is the Christmas episode.

2069
01:15:50,190 --> 01:15:50,770
I don't know.

2070
01:15:50,771 --> 01:15:52,790
It always comes back around to politics,
doesn't it?

2071
01:15:52,791 --> 01:15:54,231
It always comes around to socialism.

2072
01:15:54,710 --> 01:15:57,090
And those queer transgenders.

2073
01:15:57,170 --> 01:15:58,510
Those transgenders.

2074
01:15:58,610 --> 01:15:59,610
Yeah.

2075
01:16:00,170 --> 01:16:01,630
I've actually met a transgender.

2076
01:16:02,490 --> 01:16:07,270
Not someone whose gender is trans, but
somebody who's really into trans and is trans.

2077
01:16:07,570 --> 01:16:08,290
Jesus Christ.

2078
01:16:08,450 --> 01:16:09,510
No, not like that.

2079
01:16:09,730 --> 01:16:10,766
Oh, I thought you were joking.

2080
01:16:10,790 --> 01:16:11,270
No.

2081
01:16:11,550 --> 01:16:12,550
Oh, okay.

2082
01:16:13,650 --> 01:16:15,611
She's from... She's
from the Bay Area.

2083
01:16:15,690 --> 01:16:16,010
Uh-huh.

2084
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:22,810
And she makes flip signs for trams.

2085
01:16:23,260 --> 01:16:24,850
They're called streetcars there.

2086
01:16:26,030 --> 01:16:27,030
Same diff.

2087
01:16:27,070 --> 01:16:27,250
Yeah.

2088
01:16:27,850 --> 01:16:28,410
Streetcars.

2089
01:16:28,490 --> 01:16:30,370
She makes signs for them.

2090
01:16:30,940 --> 01:16:35,990
She sent me a picture of these really big
things that she ends up folding over.

2091
01:16:36,350 --> 01:16:39,870
And she showed me the gears and everything
and how they work.

2092
01:16:39,910 --> 01:16:40,550
They're so cool.

2093
01:16:40,630 --> 01:16:43,436
You know, one of these days, we're going
to have to take you to the Bay Area.

2094
01:16:43,460 --> 01:16:44,470
And they have...

2095
01:16:44,770 --> 01:16:46,010
They have the Cable Car Museum.

2096
01:16:46,170 --> 01:16:47,370
Yeah, cable cars.

2097
01:16:47,430 --> 01:16:47,990
They're cable cars.

2098
01:16:48,070 --> 01:16:49,150
I was wrong.

2099
01:16:49,270 --> 01:16:50,270
I said streetcars.

2100
01:16:50,710 --> 01:16:56,274
The Cable Car Museum actually
has a giant window where you

2101
01:16:56,275 --> 01:17:00,410
can look into the cable system
that runs all of those cars.

2102
01:17:00,590 --> 01:17:01,310
That's so cool.

2103
01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:02,210
It's so neat.

2104
01:17:02,370 --> 01:17:03,750
We saw that years ago.

2105
01:17:04,150 --> 01:17:06,850
I think cable cars are just a...

2106
01:17:09,510 --> 01:17:12,390
Someone with autism was like, I really
like it.

2107
01:17:12,490 --> 01:17:13,870
Well... And then it never died.

2108
01:17:13,970 --> 01:17:14,450
It's because...

2109
01:17:14,451 --> 01:17:18,150
Because of the hills, the hilly areas,
they had to figure out some way because

2110
01:17:18,151 --> 01:17:22,610
that's the big wiggly street, Lombard
Street.

2111
01:17:24,190 --> 01:17:26,710
That's the reason it's a...

2112
01:17:26,860 --> 01:17:29,150
Do you know why it's a wiggly street?

2113
01:17:29,690 --> 01:17:30,250
Why it's what?

2114
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,650
Do you know why Lombard Street is a wiggly
street?

2115
01:17:32,970 --> 01:17:33,970
That's the...

2116
01:17:34,130 --> 01:17:35,510
Is it because of the streetcars?

2117
01:17:35,770 --> 01:17:39,930
Well, it was because the
horses kept tripping and

2118
01:17:39,931 --> 01:17:43,111
dying as they were going
down that steep ass hill.

2119
01:17:43,170 --> 01:17:45,291
And so they did...
They did the cutbacks.

2120
01:17:45,990 --> 01:17:46,430
Cutbacks?

2121
01:17:46,950 --> 01:17:47,950
Back, back, back.

2122
01:17:48,050 --> 01:17:50,650
Imagine being so weak that you trip and
die.

2123
01:17:51,770 --> 01:17:53,770
It was... It's a
really steep hill.

2124
01:17:54,730 --> 01:17:56,770
It's like a 40 degree angle.

2125
01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:59,771
45 degree... Let me...
I'm going to look it up.

2126
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:01,120
So here's the picture.

2127
01:18:01,170 --> 01:18:02,370
What do you look at right now?

2128
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:03,830
This is how the signs work.

2129
01:18:04,130 --> 01:18:05,130
Ah, cool.

2130
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:09,950
And they go into these little boxes.

2131
01:18:10,230 --> 01:18:10,630
Mm-hmm.

2132
01:18:10,970 --> 01:18:12,617
I thought I had more
photos, but I think

2133
01:18:12,618 --> 01:18:14,270
that might have been
on a server she sent me.

2134
01:18:14,271 --> 01:18:20,630
But yeah, she mainly works like on stuff
like that.

2135
01:18:20,710 --> 01:18:25,170
She does it as a hobby
and as like a job since

2136
01:18:25,171 --> 01:18:30,150
that's like a 50, 60 year
old hobby or like job.

2137
01:18:30,430 --> 01:18:30,950
Oh, yeah.

2138
01:18:31,265 --> 01:18:32,546
People don't really do that anymore.

2139
01:18:32,570 --> 01:18:32,850
No.

2140
01:18:32,851 --> 01:18:38,210
So I did look up Lombard Street in San
Francisco, according to AI Overview from

2141
01:18:38,211 --> 01:18:40,990
Google, located in the Russian Hill
neighborhood.

2142
01:18:40,991 --> 01:18:43,750
It's famous for its crookedest one block
section.

2143
01:18:44,570 --> 01:18:48,190
Featuring eight sharp hairpin turns,
manicured gardens, and classic homes.

2144
01:18:48,970 --> 01:18:50,990
Attracts millions to drive or walk down
its path.

2145
01:18:51,630 --> 01:18:53,230
Designed to reduce the steep grade.

2146
01:18:55,610 --> 01:18:58,290
And that's one way you can only go down
it.

2147
01:18:58,390 --> 01:19:02,190
I feel like if engineers really existed,
they could have done a better job.

2148
01:19:03,010 --> 01:19:06,530
Well, they did, but I mean, it happened in
the 1920s.

2149
01:19:06,570 --> 01:19:07,570
Mm-hmm.

2150
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,390
And we did so many good things in the
1920s.

2151
01:19:11,730 --> 01:19:12,730
Shit.

2152
01:19:12,860 --> 01:19:14,250
We did so many nice things.

2153
01:19:14,270 --> 01:19:15,670
We did so many nice things in 2020.

2154
01:19:15,770 --> 01:19:16,430
Mm-hmm.

2155
01:19:16,530 --> 01:19:17,530
Not nice.

2156
01:19:18,450 --> 01:19:21,350
Yeah, a hundred years later, and we were
still beating black people up.

2157
01:19:23,070 --> 01:19:24,070
Nice.

2158
01:19:24,730 --> 01:19:25,730
That was sarcasm.

2159
01:19:25,790 --> 01:19:26,630
Okay, thank you.

2160
01:19:26,650 --> 01:19:27,050
Not nice.

2161
01:19:27,210 --> 01:19:28,210
I was like, what?

2162
01:19:29,270 --> 01:19:29,710
Yeah.

2163
01:19:30,180 --> 01:19:32,510
We went from...

2164
01:19:32,910 --> 01:19:34,970
Because racism has never ended.

2165
01:19:35,250 --> 01:19:37,210
Why are we... This is
the Christmas episode.

2166
01:19:37,211 --> 01:19:38,290
It's because it's the Christmas episode.

2167
01:19:38,291 --> 01:19:41,106
Okay, the Christmas episode, we're going
to talk about anything but Christmas.

2168
01:19:41,130 --> 01:19:42,010
But basically, yeah.

2169
01:19:42,090 --> 01:19:44,050
Last week, we talked about Christmas.

2170
01:19:44,820 --> 01:19:46,910
Maybe we should release this, the other
one first.

2171
01:19:47,090 --> 01:19:48,410
Or the other one, Christmas week.

2172
01:19:51,710 --> 01:19:52,710
Shit.

2173
01:19:52,780 --> 01:19:53,780
I don't know.

2174
01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:55,810
I'll have to finish both of them.

2175
01:19:55,910 --> 01:19:56,110
Yeah.

2176
01:19:56,230 --> 01:19:57,230
And then we'll determine.

2177
01:19:57,365 --> 01:19:59,870
Because in this episode, we didn't say
what episode it is.

2178
01:19:59,950 --> 01:20:00,170
Mm-hmm.

2179
01:20:00,410 --> 01:20:01,726
Which I think we should stop doing.

2180
01:20:01,750 --> 01:20:04,150
Actually, you did say that what day it was
going to come out.

2181
01:20:04,420 --> 01:20:05,110
Yeah, I did.

2182
01:20:05,210 --> 01:20:06,990
But, like, also, I can just remove that.

2183
01:20:07,190 --> 01:20:08,190
That's true.

2184
01:20:08,260 --> 01:20:09,370
The magic of editing.

2185
01:20:09,450 --> 01:20:12,650
This is coming out on the 15th.

2186
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:14,670
I just put in... Not the 15th.

2187
01:20:14,710 --> 01:20:15,710
December 15th.

2188
01:20:16,310 --> 01:20:17,880
I just cut it out and went,
like, yeah, I think this

2189
01:20:17,881 --> 01:20:24,430
is going to come out on
December 23rd at 12 a.m.

2190
01:20:26,490 --> 01:20:27,130
You could.

2191
01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:31,050
I think, yeah, this episode would be
coming out on the 24th.

2192
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:36,930
And I actually really need to edit an
episode because it goes out later this week.

2193
01:20:37,070 --> 01:20:37,310
Mm-hmm.

2194
01:20:38,090 --> 01:20:39,590
And I have to do everything.

2195
01:20:40,170 --> 01:20:41,170
Yeah, of course you do.

2196
01:20:41,610 --> 01:20:42,790
Because I don't do things.

2197
01:20:43,010 --> 01:20:44,170
I have to edit it.

2198
01:20:45,010 --> 01:20:46,450
I inhaled some fluffs.

2199
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:51,630
I have to edit the episode, and then I
have to transcribe the episode,

2200
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:53,920
and then I have to listen to the episode.

2201
01:20:53,970 --> 01:20:54,990
That's the worst part.

2202
01:20:55,110 --> 01:20:55,390
Right.

2203
01:20:55,410 --> 01:20:58,150
Because I have to listen to the entire
episode more than once.

2204
01:20:58,190 --> 01:20:59,310
These episodes are shit.

2205
01:21:00,655 --> 01:21:02,370
Well, no, it's because they're long.

2206
01:21:02,550 --> 01:21:02,910
Yeah.

2207
01:21:02,911 --> 01:21:03,911
And they're word heavy.

2208
01:21:03,950 --> 01:21:06,603
I realize, speaking of
words, I realize while

2209
01:21:06,604 --> 01:21:08,890
I was sitting how
many times I say yeah.

2210
01:21:09,110 --> 01:21:09,550
Yeah.

2211
01:21:09,570 --> 01:21:10,010
Yeah.

2212
01:21:10,170 --> 01:21:10,650
Yeah.

2213
01:21:11,165 --> 01:21:12,710
No, I say yeah.

2214
01:21:12,830 --> 01:21:13,830
Mm-hmm.

2215
01:21:14,190 --> 01:21:14,610
Yeah.

2216
01:21:14,890 --> 01:21:19,170
Well, to be fair, well is the biggest...

2217
01:21:19,171 --> 01:21:22,990
I need to do like a word cloud of the
words we use.

2218
01:21:23,270 --> 01:21:23,730
Oh, that's a good idea.

2219
01:21:23,731 --> 01:21:28,590
And it's probably going to be like,
well, yeah, and like fuck, shit.

2220
01:21:29,130 --> 01:21:30,130
And penis.

2221
01:21:30,230 --> 01:21:30,670
Penis.

2222
01:21:30,950 --> 01:21:33,210
And then for some reason, duck is there
too.

2223
01:21:33,450 --> 01:21:33,990
Oh, yeah.

2224
01:21:34,190 --> 01:21:34,530
Yep.

2225
01:21:34,570 --> 01:21:35,490
See, there's yeah again.

2226
01:21:35,570 --> 01:21:36,430
It's going to be the biggest one.

2227
01:21:36,470 --> 01:21:40,410
How many duck penis... Imagine
the third biggest word is duck penis.

2228
01:21:41,530 --> 01:21:41,970
Yeah.

2229
01:21:41,971 --> 01:21:42,370
Yeah.

2230
01:21:42,410 --> 01:21:43,010
I just...

2231
01:21:43,110 --> 01:21:43,810
It could be.

2232
01:21:43,811 --> 01:21:44,270
It could be.

2233
01:21:44,450 --> 01:21:45,450
Trout penis.

2234
01:21:45,530 --> 01:21:46,530
No, please stop.

2235
01:21:46,810 --> 01:21:47,210
I'm sorry.

2236
01:21:47,710 --> 01:21:49,890
Can we just stop with the dicky
conversation?

2237
01:21:50,890 --> 01:21:52,330
Well, this is the Christmas episode.

2238
01:21:52,490 --> 01:21:53,030
Yeah, it is.

2239
01:21:53,050 --> 01:21:53,610
You're right.

2240
01:21:53,810 --> 01:21:54,810
Christmas episode.

2241
01:21:55,230 --> 01:21:55,670
Yeah.

2242
01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:57,810
And Choo Choo is asleep on the couch.

2243
01:21:57,910 --> 01:22:02,663
And I think after the
25th, actually after this

2244
01:22:02,664 --> 01:22:06,190
episode, I think it's
the last one for the year.

2245
01:22:06,350 --> 01:22:07,350
Yeah, it would be.

2246
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:08,980
Because then there's only one week left.

2247
01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:10,750
Damn.

2248
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:12,890
What about that, folks?

2249
01:22:13,150 --> 01:22:14,150
Yeah.

2250
01:22:15,260 --> 01:22:18,550
We haven't been doing this for very long,
but we do an episode a week.

2251
01:22:18,710 --> 01:22:19,710
Yeah.

2252
01:22:19,850 --> 01:22:20,550
Yeah, there we go again.

2253
01:22:20,650 --> 01:22:21,290
Yeah, we do.

2254
01:22:21,510 --> 01:22:21,970
Oh, yadda.

2255
01:22:22,150 --> 01:22:23,150
Can you...

2256
01:22:23,300 --> 01:22:26,460
Is there any way we can tell how many
people have actually listened to the show?

2257
01:22:26,530 --> 01:22:27,530
How many people listen?

2258
01:22:27,590 --> 01:22:27,850
Yeah.

2259
01:22:27,950 --> 01:22:28,950
Yeah.

2260
01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:34,390
So I'm going to open up the analytics for
the show, which aren't exactly accurate

2261
01:22:34,391 --> 01:22:37,010
because people don't listen directly from
the website.

2262
01:22:37,050 --> 01:22:42,270
And it might actually be more than this
because of how Apple Music and Apple

2263
01:22:42,570 --> 01:22:45,262
Podcasts, Spotify,
Spotify Podcasts, how that

2264
01:22:45,263 --> 01:22:48,290
works, is I actually
can't see that exactly.

2265
01:22:48,490 --> 01:22:49,090
Oh, okay.

2266
01:22:49,270 --> 01:22:55,170
Because they cache the episodes so they can
play whenever, even if the service is down.

2267
01:22:55,530 --> 01:22:56,530
Oh, okay.

2268
01:22:56,895 --> 01:22:58,830
But let's go to letsgetsidetrack.net.

2269
01:22:59,710 --> 01:23:01,070
Oh, let's go to slash admin.

2270
01:23:05,605 --> 01:23:10,470
I actually really like the interface for
the podcast.

2271
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:16,070
But it is actually quite difficult to use.

2272
01:23:17,090 --> 01:23:18,090
Quite difficult?

2273
01:23:19,020 --> 01:23:21,330
Yeah, but I've already set it up.

2274
01:23:21,970 --> 01:23:23,090
So I can't really change it.

2275
01:23:24,180 --> 01:23:25,930
So you set it up difficultly?

2276
01:23:26,870 --> 01:23:27,590
Dumb shit.

2277
01:23:27,710 --> 01:23:33,990
So this month, episode downloads,
which normally means listening,

2278
01:23:34,630 --> 01:23:36,530
but it is more than this.

2279
01:23:36,550 --> 01:23:37,550
I can almost guarantee.

2280
01:23:38,060 --> 01:23:39,170
55 monthly downloads.

2281
01:23:39,550 --> 01:23:39,790
What?

2282
01:23:39,970 --> 01:23:40,970
Mm-hmm.

2283
01:23:41,070 --> 01:23:42,750
For that one episode that we have
released?

2284
01:23:43,010 --> 01:23:43,690
We have two episodes.

2285
01:23:43,691 --> 01:23:44,470
Oh, we do?

2286
01:23:44,550 --> 01:23:44,950
That's right.

2287
01:23:45,210 --> 01:23:46,210
Yeah.

2288
01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:50,690
And if we go to unique listeners,
we have...

2289
01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:54,710
Yeah, because this isn't exactly accurate.

2290
01:23:54,770 --> 01:23:55,390
It's at 12.

2291
01:23:55,690 --> 01:23:56,090
Yeah?

2292
01:23:56,230 --> 01:23:57,830
But I know it's more than this.

2293
01:23:57,890 --> 01:23:59,450
I thought it was going to be like four.

2294
01:23:59,860 --> 01:24:03,090
Listening time, on the other hand,
is at 48 hours.

2295
01:24:04,990 --> 01:24:05,990
Wow.

2296
01:24:06,090 --> 01:24:10,270
It ranges from about five hours a day to
two hours a day.

2297
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,410
So people are listening to the whole
thing.

2298
01:24:12,925 --> 01:24:17,350
The lowest it has ever been was the first
episode, because it was only 30 minutes.

2299
01:24:18,085 --> 01:24:25,290
And it ranged from about 37 minutes, which
is the entire episode, to about two hours.

2300
01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:26,250
Wow.

2301
01:24:26,530 --> 01:24:26,690
Yeah.

2302
01:24:27,260 --> 01:24:31,370
The most popular platform is Apple
Podcasts and Unknown.

2303
01:24:32,490 --> 01:24:35,955
And then it is Chrome,
and then Spotify,

2304
01:24:35,956 --> 01:24:39,290
Firefox, and Deezer, and
then that's Google Bot.

2305
01:24:39,570 --> 01:24:40,570
And then...

2306
01:24:41,430 --> 01:24:42,430
And...

2307
01:24:42,650 --> 01:24:44,810
It's as we hear, episode by service.

2308
01:24:45,585 --> 01:24:51,790
Apple Podcasts, Spotify, the website,
Listen Notes, Google and YouTube,

2309
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:57,270
Podbean, Podaddict, Podaddict,
and Superfeeder.

2310
01:24:57,770 --> 01:24:58,770
Wow.

2311
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:01,010
I really only understood...

2312
01:25:01,135 --> 01:25:02,455
Three of those we aren't even on.

2313
01:25:02,970 --> 01:25:10,970
Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube,
and then Nerdplace, Nerdplace,

2314
01:25:11,405 --> 01:25:17,730
Nerdplace, Nerdplace, and you know what,
I'm going to say, I say Nerdplace,

2315
01:25:18,510 --> 01:25:21,990
I fucking love nerds, so please don't
think that's a bad thing.

2316
01:25:23,060 --> 01:25:25,670
Nerdy people are my people, because...

2317
01:25:26,370 --> 01:25:28,531
So guess what... They just are.

2318
01:25:28,730 --> 01:25:36,211
By, for the past week, what do you think
the first country that is the most popular?

2319
01:25:36,890 --> 01:25:37,890
Of our listeners?

2320
01:25:38,030 --> 01:25:39,030
Mm-hmm.

2321
01:25:39,170 --> 01:25:40,170
I want to say the UK.

2322
01:25:40,310 --> 01:25:40,870
Nope.

2323
01:25:41,090 --> 01:25:42,310
It is 80%.

2324
01:25:42,650 --> 01:25:43,510
United States.

2325
01:25:43,550 --> 01:25:43,930
Really?

2326
01:25:44,330 --> 01:25:44,890
United.

2327
01:25:45,150 --> 01:25:45,990
The United States.

2328
01:25:46,090 --> 01:25:47,490
Why did I say it like Forrest Gump?

2329
01:25:47,885 --> 01:25:48,930
The United States.

2330
01:25:49,070 --> 01:25:54,490
And then it is Switzerland, France,
United Kingdom, and Germany.

2331
01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:55,190
Wow.

2332
01:25:55,570 --> 01:25:58,010
So it's 5.7% Switzerland.

2333
01:25:58,050 --> 01:25:59,450
We need to get us some Australians.

2334
01:25:59,985 --> 01:26:05,950
5.7% France, 5.7% United Kingdom,
and 2.9% Germany.

2335
01:26:05,990 --> 01:26:06,530
Holy shit.

2336
01:26:06,630 --> 01:26:12,010
And for the past year, but this is
according to it, 76.4% United States.

2337
01:26:12,011 --> 01:26:13,011
Mm-hmm.

2338
01:26:15,310 --> 01:26:21,910
9.1% France, 5.5% United
Kingdom, 3.6% Switzerland, and 1.

2339
01:26:22,710 --> 01:26:27,630
8% Hong Kong, 1.8%
Singapore, and 1.8% Germany.

2340
01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:28,290
Wow.

2341
01:26:28,550 --> 01:26:29,070
Yep.

2342
01:26:29,215 --> 01:26:33,170
I did not expect it to go anywhere past
Oregon, honestly.

2343
01:26:34,070 --> 01:26:35,070
Yep.

2344
01:26:36,190 --> 01:26:38,130
And the most popular...

2345
01:26:39,070 --> 01:26:40,070
Wait, what is this?

2346
01:26:40,850 --> 01:26:42,030
The most popular...

2347
01:26:42,750 --> 01:26:48,410
Time to listen to the episode is at the
14th hour of the day.

2348
01:26:48,970 --> 01:26:49,770
So 2 in the afternoon.

2349
01:26:49,950 --> 01:26:50,150
Mm-hmm.

2350
01:26:50,630 --> 01:26:52,890
And Friday is the most popular for us.

2351
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:54,570
Because we have new episodes that day.

2352
01:26:54,571 --> 01:26:56,150
We release on Friday.

2353
01:26:56,270 --> 01:26:56,470
Yeah.

2354
01:26:57,190 --> 01:26:59,630
And then Saturday, and then Sunday.

2355
01:27:00,230 --> 01:27:00,750
Wow.

2356
01:27:00,751 --> 01:27:03,950
Actually, Thursday and Friday are our
biggest, biggest times.

2357
01:27:04,590 --> 01:27:06,510
Probably because of how time zones work.

2358
01:27:06,650 --> 01:27:06,970
Yeah.

2359
01:27:07,030 --> 01:27:08,030
Yeah.

2360
01:27:08,110 --> 01:27:09,110
Wow.

2361
01:27:09,230 --> 01:27:09,530
Yeah.

2362
01:27:09,815 --> 01:27:10,990
I'm actually shocked.

2363
01:27:11,070 --> 01:27:11,750
Thank you.

2364
01:27:11,910 --> 01:27:12,350
You too.

2365
01:27:12,650 --> 01:27:13,650
Holy crap.

2366
01:27:15,070 --> 01:27:18,870
Thank you, France and Germany trailing in
there.

2367
01:27:18,970 --> 01:27:19,530
I hope so.

2368
01:27:19,650 --> 01:27:20,090
Sweden.

2369
01:27:20,530 --> 01:27:21,530
Hello.

2370
01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:24,186
You've been doing that on purpose.

2371
01:27:24,210 --> 01:27:24,370
What?

2372
01:27:24,575 --> 01:27:26,695
Each time I'd say something, you would say
a new word.

2373
01:27:27,060 --> 01:27:28,050
No, I wasn't.

2374
01:27:28,070 --> 01:27:29,810
I was not listening to you.

2375
01:27:29,910 --> 01:27:30,270
Yeah.

2376
01:27:30,350 --> 01:27:33,150
So, and our bandwidth is not that bad.

2377
01:27:34,650 --> 01:27:37,930
I'm going to deck you right in the nose
hole.

2378
01:27:38,290 --> 01:27:38,730
Ow.

2379
01:27:38,980 --> 01:27:39,980
That was weird.

2380
01:27:40,830 --> 01:27:42,630
Yeah, we have... I'm going to
hit you right in your nose hole.

2381
01:27:42,631 --> 01:27:43,090
Hazel cavity.

2382
01:27:43,645 --> 01:27:44,670
We have two episodes.

2383
01:27:47,030 --> 01:27:49,825
Currently, our first episode
is the most downloaded,

2384
01:27:49,826 --> 01:27:52,531
but that's because it
has been up the longest.

2385
01:27:52,610 --> 01:27:52,750
Yeah.

2386
01:27:53,530 --> 01:27:55,030
Episode two...
There it was again.

2387
01:27:55,031 --> 01:27:55,730
I got to say it.

2388
01:27:55,790 --> 01:27:56,790
I got to figure.

2389
01:27:57,150 --> 01:27:57,630
Affirmative.

2390
01:27:58,090 --> 01:27:59,710
I have to have a new yes word.

2391
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:02,310
Episode two came out four days ago.

2392
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:05,110
So, that's why it's not...

2393
01:28:05,260 --> 01:28:06,910
It's just now taken some flight.

2394
01:28:07,030 --> 01:28:08,030
Yeah.

2395
01:28:09,050 --> 01:28:12,610
Not a ton of comments because,
like I said, most people are using...

2396
01:28:12,630 --> 01:28:17,550
Apple, which you can't comment on unless
you leave a review.

2397
01:28:17,551 --> 01:28:18,130
You can review, though.

2398
01:28:18,310 --> 01:28:18,670
Yeah.

2399
01:28:19,090 --> 01:28:20,010
Please review us.

2400
01:28:20,050 --> 01:28:20,490
And subscribe.

2401
01:28:21,050 --> 01:28:22,446
Give us a five star or a four star.

2402
01:28:22,470 --> 01:28:23,470
Get us five.

2403
01:28:23,910 --> 01:28:25,450
Are there five stars on Apple?

2404
01:28:25,650 --> 01:28:26,090
Yeah.

2405
01:28:26,170 --> 01:28:26,410
Oh.

2406
01:28:26,730 --> 01:28:27,806
Can you give a five star rating?

2407
01:28:27,830 --> 01:28:28,110
Yeah.

2408
01:28:28,170 --> 01:28:29,570
Totally give us a five star rating.

2409
01:28:29,590 --> 01:28:30,550
Even if you don't agree.

2410
01:28:30,551 --> 01:28:32,231
If you give us a one star rating,
I'll cry.

2411
01:28:32,470 --> 01:28:32,910
Yeah.

2412
01:28:33,070 --> 01:28:34,070
Nobody wants to see that.

2413
01:28:34,071 --> 01:28:34,890
Some people are into that.

2414
01:28:34,990 --> 01:28:35,570
I won't cry.

2415
01:28:35,930 --> 01:28:36,930
I don't know.

2416
01:28:37,070 --> 01:28:37,630
Some... Yeah.

2417
01:28:37,631 --> 01:28:39,050
I won't consensually cry.

2418
01:28:39,051 --> 01:28:40,051
I won't cry.

2419
01:28:41,970 --> 01:28:42,970
Yeah.

2420
01:28:43,820 --> 01:28:46,414
If you ever want to
leave a comment that we'll

2421
01:28:46,415 --> 01:28:48,850
be able to see, go to
letsgetsidetrack.net.

2422
01:28:49,300 --> 01:28:55,790
Or if you are on threads, use a hashtag
LGSpod.

2423
01:28:57,130 --> 01:29:00,970
And I will check every once in a while.

2424
01:29:01,525 --> 01:29:02,606
I'll put that down in the description.

2425
01:29:02,630 --> 01:29:05,950
So if you're on threads, you can do
hashtag LGSpod.

2426
01:29:06,610 --> 01:29:08,870
And we'll answer questions under that.

2427
01:29:09,050 --> 01:29:10,050
Hashtag.

2428
01:29:10,330 --> 01:29:12,730
As it's easier than just making an
account.

2429
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:18,270
I do need to make an Instagram account for
the podcast.

2430
01:29:20,630 --> 01:29:21,630
Excuse me.

2431
01:29:21,770 --> 01:29:22,250
Sorry.

2432
01:29:22,270 --> 01:29:25,150
It was just... I will do
the... Oh, look at that.

2433
01:29:25,330 --> 01:29:26,330
Sorry.

2434
01:29:27,030 --> 01:29:28,270
I will do the Insta...

2435
01:29:28,370 --> 01:29:29,550
You set it up.

2436
01:29:29,570 --> 01:29:30,570
And I will do...

2437
01:29:32,570 --> 01:29:32,850
What?

2438
01:29:32,990 --> 01:29:33,470
What?

2439
01:29:33,930 --> 01:29:34,250
Oh.

2440
01:29:34,430 --> 01:29:34,550
Huh?

2441
01:29:34,955 --> 01:29:38,910
Since I yelled, I decided to slow down a
little bit.

2442
01:29:39,170 --> 01:29:44,530
Mama said... Mama...
Mama said... Oh, my.

2443
01:29:45,990 --> 01:29:46,990
What'd you do?

2444
01:29:48,020 --> 01:29:49,710
I almost exited OBS.

2445
01:29:51,290 --> 01:29:52,290
Stop.

2446
01:29:52,470 --> 01:29:55,310
Which means I almost ended this episode
prematurely.

2447
01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:57,530
Which is the reason that I was born.

2448
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:01,090
That's gross.

2449
01:30:02,030 --> 01:30:03,030
Ew.

2450
01:30:07,390 --> 01:30:08,570
Hurts my brain.

2451
01:30:08,890 --> 01:30:10,810
Almost exited prematurely.

2452
01:30:10,850 --> 01:30:11,430
Oh, my goodness.

2453
01:30:11,830 --> 01:30:12,590
Oh, my goodness.

2454
01:30:12,650 --> 01:30:14,250
Why is that so funny?

2455
01:30:14,530 --> 01:30:16,670
Why is this shit on the Christmas episode?

2456
01:30:16,990 --> 01:30:17,990
Yeah.

2457
01:30:18,750 --> 01:30:19,210
So...

2458
01:30:19,770 --> 01:30:20,770
Yeah.

2459
01:30:22,430 --> 01:30:24,670
I think it's time to end the episode.

2460
01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:25,430
I think it's time to end the episode.

2461
01:30:25,431 --> 01:30:26,431
I think it's time to go.

2462
01:30:26,590 --> 01:30:27,050
Yeah.

2463
01:30:27,150 --> 01:30:27,550
Yeah.

2464
01:30:27,930 --> 01:30:28,390
Yeah.

2465
01:30:28,391 --> 01:30:28,610
Yeah.

2466
01:30:29,145 --> 01:30:30,746
We talked about too much weird shit today.

2467
01:30:30,770 --> 01:30:32,230
Too many duck penises.

2468
01:30:32,430 --> 01:30:32,810
Yeah.

2469
01:30:32,850 --> 01:30:34,690
Oh, today is the... Is this...

2470
01:30:34,840 --> 01:30:35,840
National Duck Penis Day?

2471
01:30:35,870 --> 01:30:36,870
It is not.

2472
01:30:37,165 --> 01:30:39,550
Is today or yesterday was the first day of
Hanukkah?

2473
01:30:40,290 --> 01:30:40,890
Of what?

2474
01:30:41,130 --> 01:30:41,590
Hanukkah.

2475
01:30:41,740 --> 01:30:42,630
Yesterday was the first day of Hanukkah.

2476
01:30:42,631 --> 01:30:44,246
This is the first day of Hanukkah,
I think.

2477
01:30:44,270 --> 01:30:46,570
Because we've said Christmas a lot,
but we haven't mentioned Hanukkah.

2478
01:30:46,571 --> 01:30:48,110
Yeah, or Kwanzaa.

2479
01:30:48,610 --> 01:30:50,350
Kwanzaa hasn't happened yet.

2480
01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:53,550
But happy whatever denomination holiday.

2481
01:30:53,830 --> 01:30:55,830
Happy whatever you celebrate.

2482
01:30:56,680 --> 01:31:02,090
Christmas, I think anybody can celebrate
as the spirit of it.

2483
01:31:02,460 --> 01:31:04,610
As a giving holiday, not necessarily a...

2484
01:31:04,611 --> 01:31:07,570
As a giving holiday, as a spending time
with family and friends holiday.

2485
01:31:07,810 --> 01:31:09,330
I think it's for everybody.

2486
01:31:09,331 --> 01:31:14,576
I think we can reclaim
it as a strictly Christian

2487
01:31:14,577 --> 01:31:18,710
holiday, because it never
was only a Christian holiday.

2488
01:31:19,070 --> 01:31:22,690
You just said that we can reclaim it as a
Christian holiday?

2489
01:31:23,260 --> 01:31:25,610
No, we can reclaim it from being a
Christian holiday.

2490
01:31:25,670 --> 01:31:28,390
Okay, I think I missed a couple words in
there.

2491
01:31:29,020 --> 01:31:32,770
It is what it should be to you.

2492
01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:36,530
I think you can do whatever you damn well
please.

2493
01:31:36,630 --> 01:31:38,150
It's a free world.

2494
01:31:39,330 --> 01:31:40,330
Mostly.

2495
01:31:41,110 --> 01:31:41,970
Slightly, somewhat.

2496
01:31:41,971 --> 01:31:44,470
As long as you're celebrating Christmas,
it's a free world.

2497
01:31:45,710 --> 01:31:48,330
I don't understand how Hanukkah works.

2498
01:31:48,850 --> 01:31:52,710
I just know there's like a good song by
Adam Sandler.

2499
01:31:52,790 --> 01:31:53,790
There's actually two.

2500
01:31:54,850 --> 01:31:56,270
Please don't sing.

2501
01:31:56,650 --> 01:31:57,090
I'm sorry.

2502
01:31:57,290 --> 01:31:57,670
It's okay.

2503
01:31:58,210 --> 01:32:05,631
Oh, for not to mention, thank you Blind
Blake, the record company behind Blind Blake.

2504
01:32:05,815 --> 01:32:09,630
That song came out almost 100 years ago,
and they gave us a copyright claim.

2505
01:32:10,630 --> 01:32:11,110
What?

2506
01:32:11,450 --> 01:32:12,450
Mm-hmm.

2507
01:32:13,130 --> 01:32:17,730
So our little intro, we got a copyright
claim on?

2508
01:32:18,140 --> 01:32:21,251
No, it's when we played
Blind Blake in the middle

2509
01:32:21,252 --> 01:32:23,931
of the episode, when we
were talking about blues.

2510
01:32:23,970 --> 01:32:24,170
Yeah?

2511
01:32:24,725 --> 01:32:27,990
I played it for 15 seconds, because I
thought we would get away with it.

2512
01:32:28,110 --> 01:32:28,310
Yeah.

2513
01:32:28,311 --> 01:32:30,010
Because that song is so old.

2514
01:32:30,110 --> 01:32:31,210
Yeah, no, no.

2515
01:32:31,990 --> 01:32:34,210
So do you have to take that out of the...

2516
01:32:34,610 --> 01:32:35,510
I don't care enough to.

2517
01:32:35,511 --> 01:32:40,650
It also says that it won't affect the
video being watched anywhere.

2518
01:32:40,790 --> 01:32:41,790
Oh, okay.

2519
01:32:42,590 --> 01:32:46,530
Also, I don't think there's any such thing
as copyright claims on podcast platforms.

2520
01:32:47,670 --> 01:32:50,930
But if they told you to stop playing it,
is that what they did?

2521
01:32:52,230 --> 01:32:57,311
No, they just said that
that part of the episode

2522
01:32:57,312 --> 01:33:01,430
would be affected later on
if we started making money.

2523
01:33:01,830 --> 01:33:02,930
Oh, okay.

2524
01:33:03,070 --> 01:33:04,070
From YouTube.

2525
01:33:05,510 --> 01:33:06,590
If you want to become a...

2526
01:33:06,591 --> 01:33:13,910
If you want to sponsor us, go to email
podmaster at letsgetsidetrack.net We're

2527
01:33:13,911 --> 01:33:16,871
going to be very, very choosy about who's
going to be our sponsors, though.

2528
01:33:16,910 --> 01:33:19,290
If you're BetterHelp, you can fuck right
off.

2529
01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:21,430
I mean, BetterHelp's okay.

2530
01:33:21,670 --> 01:33:25,750
They tell... They just had a
thing with the Israeli government.

2531
01:33:26,050 --> 01:33:27,050
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2532
01:33:27,970 --> 01:33:32,190
That was like, if you suffered from
October 7th, use our platform.

2533
01:33:32,620 --> 01:33:33,620
And I'm like...

2534
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:37,390
October 7th or October 6th?

2535
01:33:39,150 --> 01:33:40,150
October 7th.

2536
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:41,440
What happened on October 7th?

2537
01:33:42,690 --> 01:33:43,690
The...

2538
01:33:45,010 --> 01:33:46,010
Hamas-led attack.

2539
01:33:46,370 --> 01:33:46,750
Oh, fuck.

2540
01:33:46,930 --> 01:33:47,930
Yeah, that's right.

2541
01:33:48,300 --> 01:33:51,630
Now, I should say, horrible day,
October 7th.

2542
01:33:51,655 --> 01:33:54,415
That should have never happened,
but it didn't happen inside a vacuum.

2543
01:33:56,420 --> 01:33:57,420
No, no, no.

2544
01:33:58,040 --> 01:34:00,110
A hundred years of history happened before
that.

2545
01:34:00,190 --> 01:34:00,630
Yeah, that's true.

2546
01:34:00,631 --> 01:34:03,670
They've been locked inside an open-air
prison for hundreds of years.

2547
01:34:03,671 --> 01:34:09,110
I say hundreds of years, because
historically, the people of Palestine,

2548
01:34:09,890 --> 01:34:14,509
and I should say Falestain,
because inside the

2549
01:34:14,510 --> 01:34:18,591
Arabic language, P
doesn't really exist anymore.

2550
01:34:18,990 --> 01:34:23,050
We're getting way deeper than we needed to
for the Christmas episode.

2551
01:34:23,990 --> 01:34:26,026
And also, we were going to end the
Christmas episode.

2552
01:34:26,050 --> 01:34:27,050
Ten minutes ago?

2553
01:34:27,340 --> 01:34:29,830
This is probably going to be the longest
Christmas episode.

2554
01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:31,110
The longest episode.

2555
01:34:31,111 --> 01:34:33,149
It's going to be our
longest Christmas episode

2556
01:34:33,150 --> 01:34:35,531
so far, because it's the
only Christmas episode.

2557
01:34:36,410 --> 01:34:43,710
I think what I want to do is later on,
I think we should do the specials where we

2558
01:34:43,711 --> 01:34:49,370
do only one of us records our own and we
talk about whatever we want to talk about,

2559
01:34:49,470 --> 01:34:52,270
and we each get our own one every once in
a while.

2560
01:34:52,540 --> 01:34:54,890
Where we can just talk about whatever we
want alone.

2561
01:34:56,160 --> 01:34:57,470
And it's just us.

2562
01:34:57,730 --> 01:34:59,570
And then the other one has to shut the
fuck up?

2563
01:34:59,695 --> 01:35:01,546
Well, where the other one's not even in
the room.

2564
01:35:01,570 --> 01:35:02,570
Oh, okay.

2565
01:35:02,660 --> 01:35:05,430
I mean, I still have to hear it because I
edited it.

2566
01:35:05,431 --> 01:35:07,471
It's so much easier when it's a
conversation though.

2567
01:35:07,510 --> 01:35:07,670
Yeah.

2568
01:35:08,210 --> 01:35:10,690
It's actually so much easier to edit when
it's just one person.

2569
01:35:10,730 --> 01:35:11,730
I bet it is.

2570
01:35:12,290 --> 01:35:18,601
So maybe we'll try to have
a topic and have it written out

2571
01:35:18,602 --> 01:35:23,050
so that it's maybe something
that we read out and comment on.

2572
01:35:23,130 --> 01:35:27,110
It might be easier to not get sidetracked.

2573
01:35:27,230 --> 01:35:29,890
Except that's the whole point of the show.

2574
01:35:29,990 --> 01:35:33,370
And you know, you know we can't have a
conversation without getting sidetracked.

2575
01:35:34,180 --> 01:35:37,450
Even ones we're not sitting behind mics
on.

2576
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:40,130
Yeah, and especially when Chewy is getting
sad.

2577
01:35:41,070 --> 01:35:45,710
But I do think this is the end of the
Christmas episode.

2578
01:35:46,010 --> 01:35:46,270
Yeah.

2579
01:35:46,535 --> 01:35:48,750
And I think it had nothing to do with
Christmas.

2580
01:35:49,110 --> 01:35:50,110
Mostly not.

2581
01:35:50,250 --> 01:35:50,770
Yeah.

2582
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:52,010
3% Christmas.

2583
01:35:52,790 --> 01:35:58,230
Thank you everybody for joining us here on
this weird, weird episode.

2584
01:35:59,530 --> 01:36:00,650
Extremely weird episode.

2585
01:36:01,135 --> 01:36:02,470
On this minor Christmas episode.

2586
01:36:02,890 --> 01:36:06,470
And we will see you next year in 2026.

2587
01:36:07,030 --> 01:36:10,430
That's a big fat lie because we're not
going to see anybody because this is a

2588
01:36:10,530 --> 01:36:11,150
fucking podcast.

2589
01:36:11,230 --> 01:36:12,470
Okay, we're going to talk to...

2590
01:36:12,850 --> 01:36:14,950
We're going to talk to you, you fucking...

2591
01:36:15,930 --> 01:36:16,930
Fuckers.

2592
01:36:17,110 --> 01:36:17,550
Fuckers.

2593
01:36:17,551 --> 01:36:18,610
Oh, so many F words.

2594
01:36:18,890 --> 01:36:20,230
But you know what?

2595
01:36:20,985 --> 01:36:24,710
I don't know if we talked about this before
but fuckers is a general neutral term.

2596
01:36:24,980 --> 01:36:26,210
It's a gender neutral term.

2597
01:36:26,470 --> 01:36:28,850
And I say fuck you.

2598
01:36:29,950 --> 01:36:30,950
Bitch.

2599
01:36:31,930 --> 01:36:32,930
Wow.

2600
01:36:33,470 --> 01:36:34,650
That's a lot of Fs.

2601
01:36:34,940 --> 01:36:36,706
Thank you very much for watching this
episode.

2602
01:36:36,730 --> 01:36:38,050
Have a fantastic holiday.

2603
01:36:39,610 --> 01:36:42,610
Oh, Chilly just tripped on my foot and
then tripped again.

2604
01:36:42,910 --> 01:36:43,910
Mm-hmm.

2605
01:36:44,010 --> 01:36:45,410
I hope you have a fantastic day.

2606
01:36:45,550 --> 01:36:46,950
And thank you so much for watching.

2607
01:36:47,130 --> 01:36:48,230
This has been Sophia.

2608
01:36:48,450 --> 01:36:49,450
You're not watching it.

2609
01:36:49,950 --> 01:36:50,950
They're not watching it.

2610
01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:52,366
Thank you very much for listening.

2611
01:36:52,390 --> 01:36:53,390
This has been Sophia.

2612
01:36:53,900 --> 01:36:54,900
And I'm still Stephanie.

2613
01:36:55,410 --> 01:36:56,410
Thank you very much.

2614
01:36:58,850 --> 01:36:59,030
Goodbye!

2615
01:36:59,510 --> 01:37:00,510
Bye!