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I am Sophia.

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I am Stephanie.

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And welcome to... Let's Get Sidetracked!

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Only one of us can sing and it isn't her.

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That's rude.

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Am I wrong?

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Anyway, hey, you haven't heard me.

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No, you've definitely heard me go ham on
Hamilton.

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Absolutely.

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Or some Porter Robinson.

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I don't know all the words, so I am
impressed by the words that you know.

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I mean, it's probably because I've been
listening to it for the past 10 years.

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Yeah.

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Oh, is it that old?

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It came out in 2015.

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Shut your mouth right now.

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Well, it came out in terms of like it was
on Broadway in 2015.

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Right.

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With Lin-Manuel Miranda.

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Love him.

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I loved him in House, too.

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He was in House.

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Oh, God, he broke my heart in House.

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He was so funny, but it was so sad at the
end.

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Yeah.

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No, don't.

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No spoilers.

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It came out 20 plus years ago.

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I know, but maybe some of you listening
has not watched it yet.

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Okay, if you haven't watched it,
you need to watch House.

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And it's not lupus.

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It's not lupus.

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No.

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To be honest, I didn't finish the last
season.

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Could be sarcoidosis.

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It could be.

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Um, I didn't finish the last season fully
because it just felt really repetitive.

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It went off the rails.

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Well, it went really deep.

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I do.

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I do love that show.

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I fucking love Hugh Laurie.

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I loved, um, Robert Sean Leonard,
who played Wilson.

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I love, uh, no.

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That's the saddest part to me.

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Oh, yes.

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I, all the characters.

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I love them.

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Um, I don't.

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Who played Cuddy?

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Lisa.

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What was her name?

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No, that's Lisa Cuddy.

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Oh, but what was her real name?

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Uh, the character?

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Yeah, I get it.

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The character's name is Lisa Cuddy.

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No, the person's name.

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Oh, I don't know the character or the
person's name.

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I have to Google this.

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Sorry.

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Yeah.

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Um, while you're on that, I
actually need to watch and

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nurse Jackie, but I'm finishing
The Mentalist right now.

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Um, The Mentalist, really good,
actually.

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Uh, it's, it's starting to get into the
territory.

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Oh, sorry.

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It's Lisa, Lisa Edelstein.

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Oh, wow.

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Yeah.

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Isn't that funny?

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Lisa, she was also in, um, oh,
God.

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Getting sidetracked right now.

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She was also in, um, Keeping the Faith
with, uh, yeah, with, uh, Edward Norton,

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Ben Stiller, and, uh, oh, that man.

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No, she's a girl.

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Uh, Elfman, Jenna Elfman, Jenna Elfman.

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Great show.

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Ben Stiller is the most confusing person
to me.

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She played one of Ben Stiller's,
um, dates.

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And so she's crazy beautiful.

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Uh, I feel like she's super smart.

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I don't know a lot about her, but I feel
like she looks like she's smart.

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That's, that's fair.

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Um, yeah, I mean, actors, am I right?

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Some of them are.

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I was watching, actually,
earlier today, I was

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watching an NCIS episode
with Danica McKellar.

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Mm-hmm.

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And she was in, uh, The Wonder Years.

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She's actually...

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She's actually a, an MIT, I believe,
MIT graduate.

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She's a mathematician.

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And ridiculously smart.

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Ridiculously smart.

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Ridiculous-y.

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Yeah.

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Ridiculous.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I, there's so many actors.

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I, Hugh Lorraine, fantastic.

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Wait, who?

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Hugh Lorraine.

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You mean Hugh Laurie?

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Oh, I, I've never heard, I've never heard
his name said.

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Oh, yes.

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Yeah.

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No, Hugh Lorraine.

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Hugh Laurie.

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Hugh Laurie.

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Like, L-A-U-R-R-I-E, Laurie.

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Then that, that clarifies it.

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Um, fantastic actor.

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Um, I didn't learn until I saw an audition
tape that he's British.

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Yeah, he is not English.

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I mean, American English.

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No, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Uh, I, I've been meaning to watch,
I think that's next on my list is to watch

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Blackadder Goes Forth and just Blackadder
in general.

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Oh, I haven't watched that.

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It, it has, uh, Rowan Atkinson in it.

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Mm-hmm.

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It has...

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It has all of the, like, British people
you can think of.

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Yeah.

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They are in it.

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So, Hugh Laurie actually was in a,
uh, show.

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Uh, I think it was a BBC show with Stephen
Fry.

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Mm-hmm.

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And... Piece of shit.

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What?

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Stephen Fry.

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What?

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Oh, you piece of...
You said piece of shit?

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Oh, yeah.

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Stop.

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No.

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I'm pretty sure
Stephen Fry is, like... No.

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Was it Stephen Fry?

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Is that who I'm thinking of?

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Was it Stephen Fry?

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Yeah.

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Stephen Fry is, like, horribly
transphobic.

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Wait.

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He, he was in Bones, right?

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This man?

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He played Gordon Gordon?

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Yeah!

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Yeah.

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No!

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Mm-hmm.

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Shit!

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Yuck.

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Ah.

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He was a great character in that show.

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At least I'm pretty sure.

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I could be... I don't
want him to be...

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If you think about a British person,
they are probably transphobic.

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I'm just gonna say... No!

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I hope not.

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Uh, let me check.

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I didn't want him to be an asshole.

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Ah-da-do-do-do-do-do.

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Let's see.

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Um...

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Your fat-ass dog is over here, like, licking
up the... Okay, so we got an old dog.

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Eddie is 14.

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He has no teeth.

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He has no lower jaw to speak up.

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He eats smooshed-up food.

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You're wrong.

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I might have been wrong.

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Please be wrong.

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In June 2025, Fry spoke out against Harry
Potter series author J.K.

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Rowling... Yeah!

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For her views on transgender people,
calling her a lost cause.

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Wait.

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Calling her a lost cause and radicalized.

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Well, I apologize
because... Woo-hoo!

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I...

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Wrong in the best way.

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Because I was under the impression...
because I might be mistaking him for someone.

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Yeah, but your dog's still fat
because she's over here... She is fat.

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Sucking up all the remnants
of Eddie's food that... Yeah.

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I don't... I think it's just the smell of
the food that he didn't eat.

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There's no food over here.

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It's the oil.

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It's the oil.

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Okay.

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Hey, listen, ma'am.

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You're just... go away.

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Go... go sit in your chair.

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Come on.

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Over here.

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You're way too...

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Well, I apologize, Stephen Fry.

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You're making those weird noises.

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I do not apologize, Gordon Gordon,
because you are an amazing character arc

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in that show.

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He was a psychologist or psychiatrist.

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And then he turned... Okay.

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And then he... he turned a corner and he
became a chef because he wanted to.

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So... That's fucking awesome.

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The reason that I thought this is because
Shinigami Eyes is a plug-in...

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A plug-in for many... many browsers that
will show you if somebody is transphobic.

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So... Shinigami...
Shinigami Eyes.

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Okay.

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And that's why I thought...
unless... like... I don't know... like...

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here, one second.

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While you're looking that up, I'm going to
talk about my favorite dog.

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And this is not an ad because he does not
have his own Patreon.

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My favorite dog is Chuy.

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His whole name is Chuy Alejandro
Atkinson.

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And that was him shaking his head.

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He is a big tall dog who is part German
Shorthair Pointer.

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He is part Rhodesian Ridgeback.

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He has a little bit of Shar Pei in him.

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And he's got all the love beans in him.

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For sure.

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So not a... not a homophobe?

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I don't know.

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I... I... From what I can see, it
seems that he has said some things.

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But I'm going to have to look into it
more.

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What's the matter, Chu Chu?

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He's upset.

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Hey.

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Do you need some help?

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He's a good boy.

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He is a good boy.

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Anywho.

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We were talking about... we got
sidetracked.

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Let's get sidetracked!

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What were we talking about?

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We were talking
about... Not entirely.

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House.

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Oh, we were... we went from... we were
talking about how I'm not good at singing.

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And then we went from Hamilton to
Lin-Manuel Miranda in House.

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Oh, right.

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And then... yes.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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We were able to find our way.

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Boy and Fry.

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That's right.

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That's right.

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You were correct.

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He was also in Blackadder.

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Oh, okay.

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On Stephen Fry.

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I have not watched... Okay.

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So two of our dogs are now going to start
jumping around in the hallway.

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They probably need to go outside.

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Who wants to go outside?

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All right.

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We are going to take a short break and we
will be right back with you.

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Beep-beep break!

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Beep-beep!

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Welcome back from the break.

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We have a breaking news story.

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Breaking news story.

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Super important.

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Passes out in bathroom
after fuel... Booze?

271
00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:32,030
Booze?

272
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:32,930
Damn it!

273
00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:33,971
I can't speak the English.

274
00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:40,970
Raccoon breaks into liquor store, passes
out in bathroom after booze-fueled rampage.

275
00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:45,910
An inebriated raccoon was taken into
custody after allegedly breaking into a

276
00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:48,610
Virginia liquor store on Black Friday.

277
00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:50,830
The dog is snorting my pants.

278
00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:52,230
One of the sales.

279
00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:57,570
Partaking in what officials have deemed a
liquor-fueled rampage.

280
00:09:57,695 --> 00:10:03,250
A trail of smashed liquor bottles led
police to the masked suspect, haha,

281
00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:09,350
who was found passed out in the sploot
position on the Ashland Businesses

282
00:10:09,351 --> 00:10:13,430
bathroom floor according to Hanover County
Animal Protection and Shelter.

283
00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,510
My spirit animal.

284
00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:17,710
Right there.

285
00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:20,970
110% down to the sploot position.

286
00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:21,650
Fo sho.

287
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:22,790
Uh huh.

288
00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:23,490
Mhm.

289
00:10:23,730 --> 00:10:24,050
Yup.

290
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,390
Yeah, I read that.

291
00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,671
But, um... Haha, sorry.

292
00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:31,810
Could be seen... Sorry, I
did not read the rest of it.

293
00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:36,210
Could be seen lying next to a garbage can
and toilet.

294
00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:40,610
If that does not wrap up my Friday night,
I don't know what does.

295
00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:43,550
Yeah, um, I saw that photo.

296
00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:44,590
It's so good.

297
00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:47,030
It's so funny.

298
00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:49,770
I say that now, but I fucking work Friday
nights.

299
00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:55,370
I am driving a goddamn Ambulance Friday
nights, wishing I was in a sploot position.

300
00:10:55,371 --> 00:10:58,530
Well, let's get started with a topic
today.

301
00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:00,426
I thought we already had a topic.

302
00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:01,270
Oh, what topic is that?

303
00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:01,970
Drunk raccoons?

304
00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:03,070
Drunk raccoons.

305
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,710
Yup, that's a short topic.

306
00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:05,510
It is.

307
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:06,350
That's a short topic.

308
00:11:06,351 --> 00:11:06,690
Yeah, you were right.

309
00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:13,450
I mean, uh, I remember when I,
when we would go camping and Poppy would

310
00:11:13,451 --> 00:11:15,890
always be like, nah,
don't leave out the, don't

311
00:11:15,891 --> 00:11:18,270
leave out the trash or the
raccoons are gonna get it.

312
00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:18,610
Right?

313
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:23,210
Yeah, that's something that I really miss
about being younger specifically is,

314
00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:27,210
um, the stories that grandma would tell
and Poppy would also tell.

315
00:11:27,745 --> 00:11:31,610
Like we would be around the campfire and
they would have like spooky stories.

316
00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:32,910
Oh yeah.

317
00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:36,790
But they didn't tell any stories about
murderers or, uh, hatchet men.

318
00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:38,890
The one eyed purple people eater.

319
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:43,070
Your, your grandma, like my grandparents
were great.

320
00:11:43,225 --> 00:11:47,110
Like years ago, of course I am obviously
older than her cause she's my kid.

321
00:11:47,385 --> 00:11:50,950
Uh, her grandparents were great about
telling age appropriate stories.

322
00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:52,130
Yeah.

323
00:11:52,131 --> 00:11:53,390
Uh, sorry.

324
00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:56,510
There's a little gnat that's flying around
here.

325
00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:57,806
That's the twat that keeps being in my
room.

326
00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,210
The twat?

327
00:11:58,390 --> 00:11:58,830
Yeah.

328
00:11:58,890 --> 00:11:59,890
It's a twat.

329
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,270
It's a twat.

330
00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,050
I thought it was a gnat, apparently not.

331
00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:04,810
Yeah.

332
00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:09,710
Um, and that was, uh, I missed out on so
much.

333
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:11,790
How did you miss out on so much?

334
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:16,390
Like if you was just alive for like three
or four more years, I think there would've

335
00:12:16,391 --> 00:12:18,810
been, it would have made the trips more
enjoyable.

336
00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:19,890
Like the camping trips.

337
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:20,530
Oh, for you?

338
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,590
Yeah, being older.

339
00:12:22,005 --> 00:12:23,030
Yeah, a little bit older.

340
00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:25,290
It's like, I don't remember a ton.

341
00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:27,150
He was such a dork.

342
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:28,230
I loved him.

343
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,710
I loved your granddad.

344
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:30,830
Yeah.

345
00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:35,750
He definitely had you guys in mind when he
scheduled any kind of trips.

346
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,670
Instead of just wanting pictures?

347
00:12:37,671 --> 00:12:39,430
Yeah, like, what are you going to do?

348
00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:43,170
Are you guys going to go stab some worms?

349
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:44,846
Are you going to try to catch some fish?

350
00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:47,710
Are you going to just go take a couple
walks?

351
00:12:48,150 --> 00:12:48,590
Salamanders?

352
00:12:48,591 --> 00:12:49,870
Okay, couple walks.

353
00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:52,230
I'm going to back up on a couple walks.

354
00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:59,210
A couple walks for Poppy, who is their
granddad, was Bob Atkinson.

355
00:12:59,650 --> 00:13:00,670
Fantastic guy.

356
00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:02,250
Worked the shipyard for years.

357
00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:03,670
Very hard worker.

358
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:04,830
Very smart guy.

359
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:12,270
Just super... he wasn't super chill, but
he was cool in a super nerdy sort of way.

360
00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:14,150
He was cool in a granddad way.

361
00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:14,890
Oh, for sure.

362
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,570
You can find pictures of him on
bobatkinson.org.

363
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,770
It's up again.

364
00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,990
It was down for like a month, and I didn't
know that.

365
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:26,160
I don't have a lot of videos
that include him, because

366
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:30,330
a lot of the videos that we
have of Poppy were on tape.

367
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,560
And low grade.

368
00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:33,180
Super low grade, what we did have.

369
00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:34,450
But they got destroyed.

370
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:35,750
Son of a bitch.

371
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:37,250
Because they were left in an attic.

372
00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:38,570
Whose attic?

373
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:39,770
Kevo's.

374
00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:41,650
Oh, for fuck's sake.

375
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:43,330
Fuck you.

376
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,450
Oh, your dad... I don't know.

377
00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,810
For all your dad, it's just a... I mean...

378
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,690
Not a fantastic guy, but...

379
00:13:50,815 --> 00:13:51,815
Not a fantastic guy.

380
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:52,410
Full stop.

381
00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:52,810
No.

382
00:13:52,811 --> 00:13:52,990
Uh-uh.

383
00:13:52,991 --> 00:13:53,991
Full stop.

384
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:55,270
Yeah, full stop.

385
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:55,930
Conversation over.

386
00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:56,350
Yeah.

387
00:13:56,351 --> 00:13:59,310
Like, obviously there was something that
attracted me.

388
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,790
And I... oh, wait.

389
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:04,122
No, maybe we need to back
up, because I got raised by

390
00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:06,410
a narcissistic mother, and
then I married a narcissist.

391
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,470
Okay, back up.

392
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:10,030
Back up.

393
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,820
No, we're not going to talk about that.

394
00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:12,270
Sorry.

395
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:13,070
Oh, no.

396
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:14,010
Please don't do that.

397
00:14:14,011 --> 00:14:15,011
Well, you had to back up.

398
00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,290
Backing it up.

399
00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:17,650
Let's not.

400
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:17,950
Yeah.

401
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:18,850
No.

402
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,400
But I thought we were going to get into
personal life.

403
00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:23,510
We could... personal knife?

404
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:24,390
Life.

405
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:24,750
Life!

406
00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:26,170
Personal life.

407
00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:27,390
I thought you said personal knife.

408
00:14:27,391 --> 00:14:29,190
Nah, personal... I got a personal knife.

409
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:30,850
I have one, too!

410
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:32,850
Where's my personal knife?

411
00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:33,851
Here's my personal knife.

412
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,750
Oh, that's...

413
00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:38,770
That's a big knife!

414
00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:39,670
That's not... No!

415
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:43,080
I have a tiny knife that I carry
at work that... Well, it's a husky.

416
00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:44,550
Also, this isn't mine.

417
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:46,170
Whose is that?

418
00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:46,930
It's mine.

419
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:47,270
Never mind.

420
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:48,330
Did you steal that?

421
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,430
From a store, yeah.

422
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,210
You did not!

423
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:52,010
No, I didn't.

424
00:14:52,011 --> 00:14:53,131
Of course I didn't steal it.

425
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:53,250
Oh, you better not.

426
00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:54,570
I'll take... I'll drag you ass back.

427
00:14:54,571 --> 00:14:55,730
You bought this at Lowe's.

428
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:56,310
Did I?

429
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:56,670
Yeah.

430
00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:57,970
Did I or did Rhonda?

431
00:14:58,050 --> 00:14:58,650
No, it was you.

432
00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,726
When we were... Was it me?

433
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:00,710
For the bathroom stuff.

434
00:15:00,711 --> 00:15:01,110
Oh, shit.

435
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:02,246
You're like, we needed one.

436
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:02,530
Yeah.

437
00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,139
But then I needed to open
something, so I opened

438
00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:07,110
this because it was
the only one I could find.

439
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:07,450
Okay.

440
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,500
And it's really nice.

441
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:09,090
It is.

442
00:15:09,091 --> 00:15:09,690
I lost it.

443
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:10,710
It's a nice knife.

444
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,790
It's like... When I was looking
for the microphones, I found it.

445
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,230
So, it's a husky...

446
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:17,710
Little box cutter.

447
00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:18,951
Would you call it a box cutter?

448
00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:22,870
But it's got a... I mean,
like it... Utility knife.

449
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,010
It's a utility knife.

450
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:24,310
Yeah.

451
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:25,690
But it folds in half.

452
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:26,170
Yeah.

453
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:27,410
So, it's a knife.

454
00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:29,310
It's definitely a decent knife.

455
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:29,670
Oh, yeah.

456
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:30,290
Absolutely.

457
00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:31,410
But I was like, what?

458
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:31,930
No.

459
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:33,330
No, I didn't steal it.

460
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,450
Not our personal knives.

461
00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:38,150
We're going to talk about our personal
lives.

462
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,050
Yeah.

463
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:40,830
Yeah.

464
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,910
So, I don't know exactly where you want to
start in terms of personal life.

465
00:15:43,911 --> 00:15:44,610
So, what's off limits?

466
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,350
Like, what do we not talk about?

467
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:47,210
Uh...

468
00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,350
We just don't mention locations.

469
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:52,190
Like, just say general.

470
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:55,390
Like, don't mention like, it was at this
address on this date.

471
00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:57,806
Well, I'm not going to... I'm not going to
give an address.

472
00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:58,050
Dox.

473
00:15:58,051 --> 00:16:02,870
But the kind of... the cities where we
live or have lived in is okay.

474
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:03,390
Oh, yeah.

475
00:16:03,391 --> 00:16:03,390
That's fine.

476
00:16:03,391 --> 00:16:04,790
Well, all the cities... No
phone numbers, obviously.

477
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:08,510
No, but all the cities we have lived in
are reasonably large cities.

478
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,510
Yeah, they're not little.

479
00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:14,410
And like, somebody could totally find me
because I've obviously...

480
00:16:14,411 --> 00:16:14,530
They could find me, too.

481
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,090
I'm... I'm... I'm obviously holding a...

482
00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:23,350
A certification that makes me able to be
found if they need to.

483
00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:25,010
Well, also, I could find you regardless.

484
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,530
Well, yeah, you live in our house.

485
00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:28,870
You just got to walk down the hall.

486
00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:30,010
I've done background stuff.

487
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,310
Oh, have you?

488
00:16:31,715 --> 00:16:37,432
Well, I was looking for
someone else and it led me to

489
00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:41,270
you and I was able to get
passwords that were accurate.

490
00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:45,650
I was able to get all the information where
you live, tax returns, stuff like that.

491
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:46,350
Like, the free stuff?

492
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:46,970
Honestly?

493
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:48,170
Honestly, it's really scary.

494
00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:53,590
If you just look yourself up, you can find
your name and the people that you are

495
00:16:53,591 --> 00:16:58,630
related to, cities where you have lived,
companies where you have worked at.

496
00:16:58,670 --> 00:16:59,510
It's kind of really weird.

497
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:03,490
Best part about being trans is that...
wiped clean.

498
00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:04,190
Oh, right.

499
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:07,670
Because you have a new legal name.

500
00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:08,210
New identity.

501
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:08,870
Yeah.

502
00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:10,861
Well, I mean, it's not
a new identity because

503
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,450
your social security
number is the same.

504
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:16,811
But for the data brokers, new identity,
they have no clue... The data brokers?

505
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:17,310
Brokers.

506
00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:18,050
Brokers.

507
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:18,770
Okay.

508
00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,110
They have no clue who I am.

509
00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:20,730
She talks so fast.

510
00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:22,406
I can't see her mouth when she's doing
this.

511
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:24,086
Yeah, my mouth is right in front of the
microphone.

512
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,266
So, that's why... that's like the second
time I've questioned what you were saying.

513
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:26,390
My bad.

514
00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:27,790
So, I kind of understand now.

515
00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:33,169
Like, you and your sister are
both... I say hearing impaired, but I...

516
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:37,930
apparently the new term is
hard of hearing that I do not...

517
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,730
It's... hearing impaired is fine.

518
00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:41,866
See, that's what I... that's what I told
my work partners.

519
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:43,850
Like, we call it hearing impaired at our
house.

520
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,210
That's what the subtitles
that I make... Mm-hmm.

521
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:46,750
Are made.

522
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,406
They're hearing... hearing impaired.

523
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:49,430
Mm-hmm.

524
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:50,670
SDH.

525
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,270
Subtitles for deaf or hard of hearing.

526
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:53,710
Mm-hmm.

527
00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:58,470
But everyone calls them... Deaf and hard
of hearing can mean really anything.

528
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,630
Hearing impairment is a general.

529
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,490
Because anybody can have impaired hearing.

530
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:03,910
Sure.

531
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:07,743
And anytime... and during
any of these podcasts,

532
00:18:07,744 --> 00:18:11,590
if you hear that sort of
noise right here... Yeah.

533
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:11,970
Back up.

534
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:12,390
Chu-Chu.

535
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:12,790
Back up.

536
00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:14,070
Back up, big guy.

537
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,130
Back up.

538
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,370
That noise... that's my dog walking
around.

539
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:18,870
Mm-hmm.

540
00:18:18,871 --> 00:18:20,010
He is a big old guy.

541
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:21,630
He has long nails.

542
00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:23,670
He's always had long nails since we got
him.

543
00:18:24,245 --> 00:18:26,430
And he just likes to hang out with me.

544
00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:26,870
Mm-hmm.

545
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,440
And sometimes he doesn't.

546
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:29,830
But...

547
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,570
He's trying to walk under my leg right
now.

548
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:34,370
But he's my best friend ever.

549
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,270
And I'm sorry, big guy.

550
00:18:35,271 --> 00:18:36,271
What is he doing?

551
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:36,350
Here we go.

552
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,006
You gonna... you gonna get through there?

553
00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:39,086
He just crawled under my leg.

554
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:39,290
There you go.

555
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,230
There you go.

556
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:41,970
You wanna check some stuff out.

557
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,150
I learned some things about the website...

558
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:44,790
Yeah.

559
00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:46,770
That I didn't know a ton about.

560
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,490
So the... we're gonna get sidetracked,
but...

561
00:18:51,655 --> 00:18:53,790
Let's get sidetracked!

562
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:57,410
I'm using something called Castopod.

563
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:57,990
Mm-hmm.

564
00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:02,470
It's a... you can host it yourself and
allows you to have your own podcast.

565
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,490
There's really cool things you can do with
this that I...

566
00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,050
Can I just stop you right now?

567
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:07,250
Yeah.

568
00:19:07,495 --> 00:19:10,310
Did not realize how much I love to touch
my face on this.

569
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:10,630
Oh, yeah.

570
00:19:10,631 --> 00:19:11,410
It's really nice.

571
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:14,610
I have a... we'll post a
picture on the website... Yeah.

572
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:19,170
Of this fluffy... I did talk about it
in our last episode.

573
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:19,610
Mm-hmm.

574
00:19:19,611 --> 00:19:23,170
This fluffy... can I just touch it?

575
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,830
This microphone cover.

576
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:26,070
Dead cat.

577
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:27,810
Shut up!

578
00:19:27,811 --> 00:19:28,710
It's not a dead cat!

579
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,410
No, that is.

580
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,950
It feels like talking into
a... That's what it's called.

581
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:32,770
I know.

582
00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:36,730
But it feels like if you guys have ever
watched Star Trek, the original series,

583
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,630
you got the... shit.

584
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:41,150
What the hell are those things called?

585
00:19:41,151 --> 00:19:42,830
Oh, they're little fluffy things.

586
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:44,390
I can't remember what they're called.

587
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:47,430
Okay.

588
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:51,390
We are going to take another break and we
will see you in a minute.

589
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:58,820
And we are back from the break.

590
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,580
Urination has been completed.

591
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:02,040
I feel so much better.

592
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:02,600
Mm-hmm.

593
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:03,740
And you know the name.

594
00:20:03,741 --> 00:20:05,101
I did also... I also did remember.

595
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,060
Tribbles.

596
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,780
The Trouble with Tribbles was the episode.

597
00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:11,110
I don't know which one
it is, but they were these

598
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:14,320
little fluffy things that
invaded the Enterprise.

599
00:20:14,321 --> 00:20:18,220
And, you know, Kirk, I don't know what to
do with these things.

600
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,960
And they were just lovely.

601
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,280
And so I dig this.

602
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,300
I occasionally will... I'll pet it.

603
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:29,140
I'm sorry if you hear the noise of me
petting it.

604
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,060
You can, but... I try not to.

605
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:32,240
It's nice, honestly.

606
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,280
It's very pleasant to the touch.

607
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:41,960
And so many people... I am definitely one
of the texture-centric sort of people.

608
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:42,500
Mm-hmm.

609
00:20:42,501 --> 00:20:45,220
But I definitely like to touch stuff.

610
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,421
And... Okay, freak.

611
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:50,880
You shut your fat...
You... Shut your fat mouth.

612
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,020
Take that.

613
00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:53,140
I almost said fag mouth.

614
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,020
That's not right.

615
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,160
That is a slur.

616
00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:56,280
That's a slur.

617
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:56,540
That ain't right.

618
00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:57,720
No, that ain't right.

619
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,820
Why'd you go to a pirate?

620
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:00,540
That ain't right.

621
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:00,800
Damn.

622
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:01,140
Arr.

623
00:21:01,141 --> 00:21:03,020
I don't know what's happening with me.

624
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:07,340
Oh, remember when we were at... I think it
was Fred Meyers, which is just Kroger.

625
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:07,920
Uh-huh.

626
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:10,080
And I found a hook.

627
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:11,840
And I was like, I'm a hooker.

628
00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:13,100
Yes.

629
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,140
Yes.

630
00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:15,800
I'm gonna be a hooker.

631
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,580
Like, no, that's not right.

632
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:18,040
No.

633
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,740
But you were only like four feet tall,
like three and a half feet tall.

634
00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:22,420
You were little.

635
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,421
No, that was... It
was so fucking cute.

636
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,480
It was actually recent.

637
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920
Oh, was that last year?

638
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:27,420
No.

639
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:27,920
Shit.

640
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:28,480
No, no, no.

641
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:28,840
Why?

642
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,040
Shut up.

643
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:31,180
It's not right.

644
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,000
I think that was only like 10 years ago.

645
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:40,260
So have we actually... have we explained
our relationship, our situation?

646
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,420
I don't think we have.

647
00:21:42,421 --> 00:21:44,076
It's in the description of the podcast,
they know.

648
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,220
Did you write that yourself?

649
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,620
Because you don't know grammar.

650
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:48,920
So... Shut up.

651
00:21:48,921 --> 00:21:50,940
I'm... One of us might
need to double check that.

652
00:21:50,941 --> 00:21:53,520
Who has an update of their blog in over
three years?

653
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:55,800
Who has graduated from high school?

654
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,440
Ouch!

655
00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:02,800
Who has an associate's... Oh, stop your
crying, you big baby.

656
00:22:03,985 --> 00:22:08,660
I have an associate's degree in emergency
medicine.

657
00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:09,140
I have... Okay.

658
00:22:09,141 --> 00:22:12,420
What happens when your laptop doesn't
work?

659
00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:14,480
What happens when your heart stops?

660
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:15,400
Hello.

661
00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:16,540
I die.

662
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,240
Right, but I can fix that.

663
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,340
Oh, don't fake me now.

664
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:22,880
Okay.

665
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:23,720
No, you don't have it.

666
00:22:23,950 --> 00:22:25,470
You didn't give me chest compressions.

667
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,500
Oh, I'll give you chest compressions.

668
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:28,780
You will not like them.

669
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,560
No, I don't want it.

670
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:33,300
No, you do not want it.

671
00:22:33,301 --> 00:22:33,660
I don't want it.

672
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,680
No.

673
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,160
No, brother.

674
00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:39,120
If you don't know... No.

675
00:22:39,121 --> 00:22:40,780
Sophia is my daughter.

676
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:41,460
Mm-hmm.

677
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,080
Mm-hmm.

678
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:44,320
She is under 20.

679
00:22:45,285 --> 00:22:46,285
I am over 20.

680
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,480
Yes, choo-choo.

681
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:47,920
That's right.

682
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,160
Are we talking centimeters?

683
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,140
Years.

684
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,660
Stupid.

685
00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:53,060
Ouch.

686
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,620
And you're, what, 52?

687
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:57,820
You can suck my ass.

688
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,280
Yeah.

689
00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:58,900
Uh-huh.

690
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,200
Which is the best part about having adult
children.

691
00:23:01,730 --> 00:23:03,960
You can't tell an eight-year-old to do
that.

692
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:04,380
You can.

693
00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:08,200
I mean, you can, but you're doing some
serious damage.

694
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,520
I mean, I'm sure I'm doing some serious
damage now, but I don't have to pay for it.

695
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,660
So, there we go.

696
00:23:13,661 --> 00:23:14,661
That is fair.

697
00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,740
I just don't know how old you are.

698
00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:18,140
I am 50.

699
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,120
You're 50?

700
00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:20,420
50, yes.

701
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:20,740
All right.

702
00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:21,880
I turned 50 in February.

703
00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:24,420
Remember when we went to New Orleans for a
week?

704
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,460
I'm stupid.

705
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,280
I'm so stupid.

706
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,220
Well, yeah, no, I know that.

707
00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:28,260
No, you're not stupid.

708
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,340
Is Rhonda 52?

709
00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:31,340
No, Rhonda's actually 55 this year.

710
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,300
Rhonda is my wife.

711
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:35,000
That's Sophia's stepmom.

712
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,720
Sorry, Rhonda.

713
00:23:36,721 --> 00:23:37,580
That's okay.

714
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:40,240
You don't have to know how old everybody
is.

715
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,170
Well, I know when her birthday is.

716
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:43,980
Yeah, that's the important part.

717
00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:46,520
I know when your birthday is.

718
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:47,200
Do you?

719
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:48,580
February 21st.

720
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,840
Yeah, you don't have to say the year.

721
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,880
It's okay.

722
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,400
1875.

723
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,840
Yeah, that's what I thought.

724
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
That's my mom.

725
00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,360
Unfortunate, I know.

726
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:01,540
What?

727
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,880
I'm kidding.

728
00:24:03,370 --> 00:24:05,420
She's giving Chu-Chu a kiss.

729
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:06,420
You know what?

730
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:06,700
I'm going to give her a kiss.

731
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:07,360
I'm going to give her a kiss, too.

732
00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:09,040
Oh, they're two good kisses.

733
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:09,860
Oh, you're a good boy.

734
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,240
Who's a good boy?

735
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,240
Oh, he's such a good boy.

736
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,340
Oh, he's such a good boy.

737
00:24:17,030 --> 00:24:18,856
You are supposed to know that it's a cough
drop.

738
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,960
Well, yeah, it smells good.

739
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:24,640
I got many, many kisses because he's a
good boy.

740
00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:26,480
Yeah, so you're my mom.

741
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:27,700
Yes.

742
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:28,900
You're my child.

743
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,120
Uh huh.

744
00:24:31,130 --> 00:24:34,841
You were a different sort of
child until about... I'm stupid.

745
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:36,340
No, you've always been dumb.

746
00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:40,700
Yeah, no, it was... was it... it's five
years ago now?

747
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,380
Next year.

748
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,220
It'll be five years.

749
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,300
Next year is five years.

750
00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:48,300
You let me know you were not the child
that you were born.

751
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:56,280
I'm going to tell the whole story because
I have anxiety.

752
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,280
So if you tell me...
Somebody's watching me.

753
00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:01,220
My anxiety.

754
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,880
No, I don't like that.

755
00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:04,050
Me neither.

756
00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:06,620
I love Dochi,
but... Not that one.

757
00:25:06,621 --> 00:25:07,100
Not that one.

758
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:12,200
So I had... I was working at a grocery
store as a bookkeeper.

759
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,820
And Sophia texted me and said,
we need to talk when you get home.

760
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,160
And I'm like, bitch, we need to talk now
because I'm going to puke.

761
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,800
We can't... no, uh-uh.

762
00:25:22,010 --> 00:25:23,060
You've got to tell me now.

763
00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:24,620
She's like, no, I can't.

764
00:25:24,670 --> 00:25:25,460
I can't tell you now.

765
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,440
And so I finished up and I came home and I
walked into the house and I was like,

766
00:25:29,441 --> 00:25:32,041
sit your ass down to the kitchen table
because we got to talk now.

767
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:36,520
And she's like, oh, well, I... we
don't... I... I'm like, no, sit down.

768
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:41,029
And so we sit down and
she goes, well, I mean, it's

769
00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:43,920
kind of hard to explain
what I need to tell you.

770
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,460
And, you know, a few years ago,
like her middle sister had gone to live

771
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:55,120
with their dad because they didn't agree
with the way that we, you know,

772
00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:55,940
run our house.

773
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:59,260
And so I said, I don't know.

774
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,800
Do you want to go live with your dad?

775
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:01,980
And she's like, fuck no.

776
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,260
And I was like, oh, OK, well, like...

777
00:26:05,380 --> 00:26:07,540
And I had to think about like what's the
hardest thing.

778
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,600
I keep...

779
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,720
fretting out on that when I'm talking to
her now.

780
00:26:11,721 --> 00:26:11,820
That's that's fine.

781
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:12,300
Is that OK?

782
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,000
OK.

783
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:17,440
And so I was like, what's the hardest
thing to tell somebody, like that?

784
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,660
You don't know that they don't know that
you have to tell them.

785
00:26:21,170 --> 00:26:24,960
And so I was like, like, do you feel like
you're a girl?

786
00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:27,600
And she's like face drop.

787
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,540
Like She went white as a sheet.

788
00:26:29,950 --> 00:26:31,440
And she's like, how did you know?

789
00:26:32,315 --> 00:26:33,760
And I was like, oh, well, no, I didn't.

790
00:26:33,761 --> 00:26:34,760
I just guess.

791
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:38,280
Like, that's what I was... like,
that's a hard thing to tell somebody.

792
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,356
And so, is that really... is that what you
need to tell me?

793
00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:41,380
She's like, yeah.

794
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,300
And I was like, oh, okay.

795
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:44,840
Well, what do we do now?

796
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,140
Like, that was, like, super easy to deal
with.

797
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,760
Like, I'm not... for me... I mean,
it was super easy for me because I was

798
00:26:51,761 --> 00:26:53,620
like, oh, well, that's not terrible at
all.

799
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:57,176
Like, and this is after
her middle sister had

800
00:26:57,177 --> 00:27:00,501
subjected us to, like,
adult and family services.

801
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,020
Psychological warfare.

802
00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:04,400
Like, yeah, we had an investigation.

803
00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:08,160
And so, I was like, oh, my God,
this is super easy.

804
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,996
Like, I don't have to worry about this
stuff now.

805
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,220
Just tell me what I got to do.

806
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,360
And so, it was... I felt bad, like,
not knowing this ahead of time.

807
00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:16,616
Like, I figured she was queer.

808
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:22,320
Like, I mean, she's always been super
sensitive and very empathetic.

809
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:24,880
Like, she's felt other people's feelings.

810
00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:26,740
Apathy's a tragedy.

811
00:27:27,635 --> 00:27:30,720
No, it's a very, very good quality to have
as a human.

812
00:27:30,721 --> 00:27:34,860
And so, I didn't know 100% what to do
after that.

813
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,460
At that point, I was like, oh,
shit.

814
00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:37,580
Well, like, what do we do?

815
00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,416
And so, I actually don't remember where we
left that appointment.

816
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,060
I think I asked you if you had chosen a
new name.

817
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,356
Well, let's take a quick break.

818
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,720
And I'm going to find the message that I
sent you.

819
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,580
You can find it?

820
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:50,880
Yeah.

821
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:52,020
Holy crapcakes.

822
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:52,820
We'll be right back.

823
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:53,860
All right.

824
00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:00,510
Welcome back from the break.

825
00:28:00,550 --> 00:28:01,750
I found the messages.

826
00:28:01,751 --> 00:28:05,330
So, these are from April 14th,
2021.

827
00:28:06,530 --> 00:28:08,430
I'm going to do me and you do you.

828
00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:09,986
I can't read it from here.

829
00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:11,130
Oh, you can't read?

830
00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:11,530
Okay.

831
00:28:11,610 --> 00:28:11,830
Yep.

832
00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:14,326
I thought you were going to learn that in
elementary school.

833
00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:15,230
Hey, shut up.

834
00:28:15,231 --> 00:28:15,550
No, no, no.

835
00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:17,150
I'm going to do me and you do you.

836
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:17,690
You go.

837
00:28:17,810 --> 00:28:18,150
Okay.

838
00:28:18,550 --> 00:28:18,910
Hey.

839
00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:19,670
What?

840
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:21,250
What you doing?

841
00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:22,630
Resin sup?

842
00:28:22,830 --> 00:28:26,270
I was talking to some of my friends and I
came up with a name.

843
00:28:26,430 --> 00:28:27,430
Want to hear?

844
00:28:27,810 --> 00:28:28,810
Yeah.

845
00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:30,130
Sophia.

846
00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:31,170
For you?

847
00:28:31,270 --> 00:28:31,630
Yeah.

848
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:32,750
Yes.

849
00:28:32,810 --> 00:28:33,810
Loving face.

850
00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:37,030
I like you.

851
00:28:37,430 --> 00:28:38,030
Thanks.

852
00:28:38,090 --> 00:28:39,090
Came up with it myself.

853
00:28:39,470 --> 00:28:40,470
Sweet.

854
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:41,930
No, came up with it meself.

855
00:28:42,330 --> 00:28:43,330
Meself.

856
00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:44,490
Sweet.

857
00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:45,630
Sophia Charlotte.

858
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:48,130
A help or no?

859
00:28:48,955 --> 00:28:50,590
I was thinking Sophia Isabella.

860
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,600
Make it so.

861
00:28:52,910 --> 00:28:53,910
Very Italian.

862
00:28:54,530 --> 00:28:55,530
Oui, oui.

863
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,010
No, dork.

864
00:28:57,310 --> 00:28:57,690
Si.

865
00:28:58,150 --> 00:28:58,750
Yeah.

866
00:28:58,870 --> 00:28:59,110
Yeah.

867
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:00,850
Went to work on...

868
00:29:01,770 --> 00:29:02,810
hair, what?

869
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:03,650
Hair slash wig.

870
00:29:03,830 --> 00:29:04,830
Hair slash wig tomorrow?

871
00:29:05,150 --> 00:29:05,650
Sure.

872
00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:06,630
Kk.

873
00:29:06,970 --> 00:29:07,970
Mwah.

874
00:29:08,110 --> 00:29:08,610
Mwah.

875
00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:09,910
I'm a crocodile.

876
00:29:10,230 --> 00:29:10,330
Hmm.

877
00:29:10,770 --> 00:29:11,770
LOL.

878
00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:12,970
How would you feel?

879
00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:17,570
How would you feel comfortable with me
referring to you right now?

880
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,030
They, them or she, her?

881
00:29:20,630 --> 00:29:21,630
She, her.

882
00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:22,430
It's okay.

883
00:29:22,725 --> 00:29:23,390
Okie dokie.

884
00:29:23,530 --> 00:29:23,950
LOL.

885
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,480
I was going to say it's
okay if you don't want

886
00:29:26,481 --> 00:29:28,550
me to know right now
and then you answer me.

887
00:29:28,930 --> 00:29:29,930
Ha.

888
00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:31,220
Hi, laughing face.

889
00:29:31,890 --> 00:29:32,890
Ha.

890
00:29:32,990 --> 00:29:34,210
I don't call you okie dokie?

891
00:29:34,370 --> 00:29:34,730
Yeah.

892
00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:36,380
I think that's the first time.

893
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,680
Did you talk to Rhonda?

894
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,880
First time what?

895
00:29:39,710 --> 00:29:41,290
That you called me okie dokie.

896
00:29:41,330 --> 00:29:42,330
LOL.

897
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:44,090
Or I misread it?

898
00:29:44,190 --> 00:29:45,190
I don't know.

899
00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:46,390
Usually don't.

900
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,350
This feels like AI talking to itself.

901
00:29:48,710 --> 00:29:49,770
It does, doesn't it?

902
00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:51,730
I have not talked to Rhonda.

903
00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:52,210
Kk.

904
00:29:52,450 --> 00:29:53,450
I don't know what to say.

905
00:29:53,610 --> 00:29:54,610
Choke on my spit.

906
00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:55,970
No choke on my spot.

907
00:29:55,971 --> 00:29:56,510
Choke on my spot.

908
00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:58,870
And then corrected to choke on my spit.

909
00:29:58,871 --> 00:29:59,330
Haha.

910
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:00,530
Heard it.

911
00:30:00,690 --> 00:30:01,010
Hmm.

912
00:30:01,150 --> 00:30:05,370
Guess you can say you've been thinking and
finally put a finger on it.

913
00:30:05,410 --> 00:30:07,210
Feel like a girl-woman.

914
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,430
Here's my name and pronoun.

915
00:30:09,970 --> 00:30:10,310
Okay.

916
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:10,670
Yeah.

917
00:30:10,950 --> 00:30:11,950
Yeah.

918
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:13,300
That might just work.

919
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:14,550
Haha face.

920
00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:18,752
We can go to Goodwill
and get you clothes that

921
00:30:18,753 --> 00:30:21,850
will make you feel nice
until you find your style.

922
00:30:22,110 --> 00:30:22,390
Okay.

923
00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:22,650
Yeah.

924
00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:26,030
Want me to get you black and white chucks
or another color?

925
00:30:26,290 --> 00:30:26,750
Black.

926
00:30:26,970 --> 00:30:27,530
Okay.

927
00:30:27,531 --> 00:30:31,590
Have you thought about what you want to
address this with your dad?

928
00:30:32,570 --> 00:30:34,090
Rhonda's up if you want to talk.

929
00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:35,370
Maybe tomorrow.

930
00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:36,330
Really?

931
00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:37,710
Winky face.

932
00:30:37,925 --> 00:30:39,990
Kk, another day as dead name.

933
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:40,590
So, yeah.

934
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,720
That was...

935
00:30:42,650 --> 00:30:46,130
And I think you actually told her later
that day.

936
00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:46,810
I could be wrong.

937
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:53,850
I think we talked about it not on text and
just said, yeah, go ahead and tell her

938
00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:57,510
that how things are progressing and then
we'll have a chat another day.

939
00:30:57,511 --> 00:30:57,950
Yeah.

940
00:30:58,130 --> 00:30:59,090
About the details.

941
00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:01,050
So that's how that was...

942
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,630
April 14th, 2021.

943
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,050
So many moons ago.

944
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,130
Am I right?

945
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,650
So many moons.

946
00:31:07,150 --> 00:31:07,730
Yeah.

947
00:31:07,770 --> 00:31:09,491
That was... Damn.

948
00:31:10,445 --> 00:31:11,445
Almost five years ago.

949
00:31:11,650 --> 00:31:11,990
Yeah.

950
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:14,650
And still some parts...
You're so much older now.

951
00:31:14,690 --> 00:31:19,370
Still some parts of my family have no clue
what my name is.

952
00:31:19,430 --> 00:31:21,830
Not this part of the family for sure.

953
00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:25,780
So that's me.

954
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:27,330
Hello.

955
00:31:27,331 --> 00:31:28,590
Hello, I'm here.

956
00:31:31,030 --> 00:31:35,550
But yeah, I think you made it so much
easier to come out.

957
00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:39,030
I thought it was going to be like,
because, you know, you can have queer

958
00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:44,190
parents, and there still be an air of
transphobia.

959
00:31:45,010 --> 00:31:46,810
That's actually extremely common.

960
00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:49,379
Because I feel like
for the longest time,

961
00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:53,271
like trans people have
been a very gray area.

962
00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:58,110
Yeah, even though the first person who threw
a brick at Stonewall was a trans woman.

963
00:31:58,730 --> 00:31:59,610
R.I.P.

964
00:31:59,630 --> 00:32:00,630
sister.

965
00:32:01,605 --> 00:32:04,430
We're still very much marginalized upon.

966
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:06,070
Oh, hell yeah.

967
00:32:06,150 --> 00:32:11,230
Even more since the Pope piss pants came
in.

968
00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:13,930
I feel like President piss pants is
perfect.

969
00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:15,790
Anywho, that's me.

970
00:32:16,165 --> 00:32:16,950
What about you?

971
00:32:17,110 --> 00:32:17,910
What are you?

972
00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:18,790
What are you doing?

973
00:32:19,030 --> 00:32:19,650
How are you?

974
00:32:19,950 --> 00:32:22,630
Back in my day, I was warning us.

975
00:32:22,910 --> 00:32:23,990
Consider us south of Salem.

976
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,290
The boonies.

977
00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:29,430
Oh, out in the goddamn country.

978
00:32:29,630 --> 00:32:31,850
I was actually born in Salem.

979
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,950
But I grew up just south of Salem.

980
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,160
Yeah, because there was no hospital where
you are.

981
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:37,350
No, there wasn't.

982
00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:39,390
There's there's a hospital on each side.

983
00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:40,710
Like neither.

984
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:45,510
Neither one would I trust with like a
cardiac arrest at this point.

985
00:32:45,550 --> 00:32:48,430
But I was born just south of Salem.

986
00:32:48,530 --> 00:32:50,450
I was born in the mid 70s.

987
00:32:51,510 --> 00:32:52,830
Grew up in a tiny town.

988
00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:55,550
I grew up in a town with not a whole lot
to speak of.

989
00:32:55,675 --> 00:33:02,790
I do joke that I grew up in a place where
men are men and sheep are scared.

990
00:33:03,385 --> 00:33:05,470
And it's not wrong for sure.

991
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,590
I grew up with a mom and a dad and a
sister.

992
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,240
My dad worked really hard.

993
00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:11,970
My dad worked very hard.

994
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:16,470
He was a welder, welder fabricator for
most of my growing up years.

995
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:22,450
And then like towards the end of his life,
he died too soon for sure.

996
00:33:22,530 --> 00:33:22,890
Yeah.

997
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,430
But he worked as a heating and air
conditioning guy.

998
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:26,860
I think that's the progression.

999
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,990
You go from fabrication to a more sought
upon career.

1000
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,770
Well, I mean, some careers are harder on
the body than others.

1001
00:33:36,010 --> 00:33:36,510
That's true.

1002
00:33:36,590 --> 00:33:41,330
I know that a lot of people go from
electrician to heating and cooling.

1003
00:33:41,490 --> 00:33:41,710
Yeah.

1004
00:33:42,170 --> 00:33:44,730
Because it's very exchangeable.

1005
00:33:44,910 --> 00:33:47,030
A lot less movement, for sure.

1006
00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:49,430
He taught me how to build stuff.

1007
00:33:50,730 --> 00:33:52,510
So yeah, when I was about 20.

1008
00:33:52,910 --> 00:33:54,670
I started doing heating and air
conditioning.

1009
00:33:54,830 --> 00:33:56,350
But he taught me how to build shit.

1010
00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:59,570
He taught me how I wish I would listen
earlier.

1011
00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:02,190
I really wanted to learn how to look.

1012
00:34:02,355 --> 00:34:03,570
I wanted to learn how to weld.

1013
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:08,210
But I wore contacts through the middle
part of my life.

1014
00:34:08,310 --> 00:34:12,710
And you can't wear contacts and learn how
to weld because that arc high intensity

1015
00:34:12,711 --> 00:34:15,330
ultraviolet light does not do well with
that.

1016
00:34:15,390 --> 00:34:20,370
I mean, there's just too many variables.

1017
00:34:21,150 --> 00:34:22,670
So unfortunately, I did not.

1018
00:34:22,671 --> 00:34:23,870
I did not learn how to weld.

1019
00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:27,730
But I did learn how to put shit together
and how to fix stuff.

1020
00:34:27,930 --> 00:34:29,570
And I'm very, very thankful for that.

1021
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:32,590
I didn't learn any of that shit from my
father.

1022
00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:33,210
No.

1023
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:34,730
I learned it all from my grandfather.

1024
00:34:35,570 --> 00:34:38,960
I think I'll put some
pictures down in the

1025
00:34:38,961 --> 00:34:42,470
footer showing what me
and my grandpa worked on.

1026
00:34:42,650 --> 00:34:43,090
Yeah.

1027
00:34:43,490 --> 00:34:46,870
I don't have a ton of photos, but I have
stuff.

1028
00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:50,130
I mean, your dad's not all bad.

1029
00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:53,630
He doesn't know how to regulate his
emotions.

1030
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,530
He's got some issues with that.

1031
00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:56,910
He's got some mood issues.

1032
00:34:57,030 --> 00:35:01,590
But the difference is that in most cases,
you can't really blame people.

1033
00:35:02,415 --> 00:35:04,670
But him specifically, he had a choice.

1034
00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:06,310
Yeah, that's true.

1035
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,310
He was medicated for a while and he was
great.

1036
00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:09,930
He was great.

1037
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,230
He was really great when he was medicated.

1038
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:13,410
And then he just stopped.

1039
00:35:13,490 --> 00:35:17,190
Like a lot of people who are bipolar,
they get regulated.

1040
00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:20,100
And then they don't think...

1041
00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:22,986
That there's anything wrong with them and
they stop taking their medications.

1042
00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:24,270
Same thing with antidepressants.

1043
00:35:24,271 --> 00:35:24,490
Right.

1044
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:29,490
And I'm not going to say that's here or
there because I was not in his head.

1045
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:33,110
But while he was on medication,
he was fucking fantastic.

1046
00:35:34,070 --> 00:35:36,470
Unfortunately, it was a little too late
for us at that point.

1047
00:35:36,790 --> 00:35:39,910
I even have some photos of him when he was
on medication.

1048
00:35:40,510 --> 00:35:42,150
And he just looked like a normal dad.

1049
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,430
Like he was going everywhere.

1050
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,190
I mean, he looked like a regular dad all
the time.

1051
00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:49,550
It was what came out of his mouth.

1052
00:35:49,551 --> 00:35:50,551
It was a lot different.

1053
00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:53,690
I think that's where I have a lot of
childhood trauma.

1054
00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:58,970
And honestly, we all have a lot of
childhood trauma.

1055
00:36:00,930 --> 00:36:02,426
That's the hard part in getting over it.

1056
00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:05,923
And that's honestly what a
lot of us Gen Xers are dealing

1057
00:36:05,924 --> 00:36:08,530
with is the childhood
trauma that we grew up with.

1058
00:36:09,155 --> 00:36:12,887
And separating that from
our own personalities and what

1059
00:36:12,888 --> 00:36:17,050
do we pass on to our own
children as a good lesson.

1060
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:22,050
And then on the flip side of that,
what do we pass on to our children as what

1061
00:36:22,051 --> 00:36:26,510
not to do as parents from our own
childhoods?

1062
00:36:26,511 --> 00:36:27,630
So it's rough.

1063
00:36:27,850 --> 00:36:29,570
I feel like everybody deals with that
thing.

1064
00:36:32,410 --> 00:36:40,410
But I feel like there's a big enough
sample from 1970 to like 1990 of us that

1065
00:36:40,411 --> 00:36:45,050
were born and grew up and learned how to
be people.

1066
00:36:45,190 --> 00:36:48,890
Because that's essentially, you have to
learn how to be a person first.

1067
00:36:48,891 --> 00:36:51,690
Before you can learn how to be a parent.

1068
00:36:51,890 --> 00:36:58,971
And I feel like a lot of our parents as Gen
Xers did not learn how to be people first.

1069
00:36:59,465 --> 00:37:00,465
You sounded like a cow.

1070
00:37:00,570 --> 00:37:01,570
That was really funny.

1071
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:05,230
It was like the little can that you turn
up and it goes...

1072
00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:06,330
Grown to.

1073
00:37:06,770 --> 00:37:07,570
Grown to.

1074
00:37:07,690 --> 00:37:11,970
So a lot of us did not learn how to be
people first.

1075
00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:14,590
And I understand that.

1076
00:37:14,905 --> 00:37:16,950
And it is difficult to deal with.

1077
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:18,830
But at some point...

1078
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,807
Even if you have not dealt
with how to be a person,

1079
00:37:21,808 --> 00:37:24,990
you have to look at
yourself and go how am I...

1080
00:37:25,115 --> 00:37:25,850
I'm gonna be blunt.

1081
00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:27,870
How am I fucking up the people around me?

1082
00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:29,050
Can I...

1083
00:37:29,185 --> 00:37:30,610
Are they really getting fucked up?

1084
00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:32,330
Or am I okay right now?

1085
00:37:32,975 --> 00:37:34,390
And no, no.

1086
00:37:34,510 --> 00:37:39,430
If you're being abusive and wordy and
you're not treating people fine,

1087
00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:42,550
then you are not being okay with people
around you.

1088
00:37:43,150 --> 00:37:45,030
And it's a tough deal.

1089
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,650
It's a tough thing to deal with.

1090
00:37:46,710 --> 00:37:47,950
I can't speak the English.

1091
00:37:47,970 --> 00:37:48,390
Because...

1092
00:37:48,890 --> 00:37:53,110
But you know, we all deal with things in
different ways.

1093
00:37:53,820 --> 00:38:00,570
I feel like if you can deal with your
family, your friends, even your co-workers

1094
00:38:00,571 --> 00:38:05,650
and not fuck them up more than they showed
up with, then you're in a good place.

1095
00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:06,830
You're okay.

1096
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:07,830
For sure.

1097
00:38:08,170 --> 00:38:08,390
Yeah.

1098
00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:11,010
I... You did a very good job.

1099
00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:11,970
Honestly.

1100
00:38:12,210 --> 00:38:12,870
Thank you.

1101
00:38:12,950 --> 00:38:13,610
In terms of parenting.

1102
00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:14,710
I appreciate that.

1103
00:38:14,790 --> 00:38:17,090
Because I think you were...

1104
00:38:17,490 --> 00:38:18,490
You were kind of...

1105
00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:24,730
At certain points, especially from like
2010 to 2013, you were on damage control.

1106
00:38:24,890 --> 00:38:25,510
Oh, fuck yeah.

1107
00:38:25,650 --> 00:38:25,750
Yeah.

1108
00:38:25,751 --> 00:38:29,046
In terms of you were like, no, no, no, no,
no, this is not what it's supposed to be.

1109
00:38:29,070 --> 00:38:32,630
Well, one of us in this room started
lighting matches out in the backyard.

1110
00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:33,810
I know.

1111
00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:36,030
And it scared the shit out of the other
one of us.

1112
00:38:36,630 --> 00:38:37,630
Yeah.

1113
00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:40,130
I'm still a pyromaniac in some ways.

1114
00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:41,090
I love pyromaniacs.

1115
00:38:41,091 --> 00:38:42,490
I love setting shit on fire.

1116
00:38:42,590 --> 00:38:43,150
It's very fun.

1117
00:38:43,151 --> 00:38:45,550
But you have to do it in a controlled and
safe manner.

1118
00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:46,230
For sure.

1119
00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:50,050
I would light... I would light
little Hot Wheels cars on fire.

1120
00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:52,070
See, I never saw that part.

1121
00:38:52,410 --> 00:38:54,690
I only saw the part where you were
setting...

1122
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:58,630
You were just lighting matches and like
holding them up against the side of the...

1123
00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:01,130
The side of the shed.

1124
00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:02,410
Oh, I don't remember.

1125
00:39:02,830 --> 00:39:03,610
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1126
00:39:03,790 --> 00:39:04,790
It wasn't that.

1127
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:06,370
I was actually... Those...

1128
00:39:06,570 --> 00:39:07,790
The Hot Wheels cars.

1129
00:39:08,090 --> 00:39:08,390
Uh-huh.

1130
00:39:08,530 --> 00:39:09,530
That's what I was doing.

1131
00:39:09,650 --> 00:39:12,730
I wasn't trying... It just made a
little flame on the side of the shed?

1132
00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:14,350
I assume so.

1133
00:39:14,530 --> 00:39:14,810
Yeah.

1134
00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:16,670
But what I was doing is I would light
them.

1135
00:39:16,671 --> 00:39:18,350
And I would put them inside of the car.

1136
00:39:18,470 --> 00:39:18,750
Okay.

1137
00:39:18,830 --> 00:39:20,670
And watch them burn from the inside of the
car.

1138
00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:21,450
Oh, damn.

1139
00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:21,930
Yeah.

1140
00:39:22,350 --> 00:39:25,030
That's even more messed up than I thought
it was.

1141
00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:25,090
I know, right?

1142
00:39:25,110 --> 00:39:25,510
Oh.

1143
00:39:25,710 --> 00:39:28,090
But I am very thankful that I figured that
out.

1144
00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:31,010
And I remember saying something to you
about it.

1145
00:39:31,110 --> 00:39:33,090
Like, we can't... And I feel...

1146
00:39:33,091 --> 00:39:36,726
What I feel mostly bad
about was showing you

1147
00:39:36,727 --> 00:39:40,030
pictures of animals
that had been in fires.

1148
00:39:40,031 --> 00:39:40,510
That worked.

1149
00:39:40,890 --> 00:39:41,550
It did.

1150
00:39:41,790 --> 00:39:42,970
But I feel bad about that.

1151
00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:43,450
Yeah.

1152
00:39:43,490 --> 00:39:45,070
I should not have done that.

1153
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:49,450
But I was trying to get... I was trying to
get the most important message through.

1154
00:39:49,530 --> 00:39:51,050
You were trying to be shock.

1155
00:39:51,230 --> 00:39:51,490
Here.

1156
00:39:51,870 --> 00:39:53,110
Well, it was... Look.

1157
00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:53,570
Okay.

1158
00:39:53,610 --> 00:39:56,270
I know you got this... this fantasy here.

1159
00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:58,190
And that's not the right word.

1160
00:39:58,490 --> 00:39:59,490
You got the...

1161
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,070
You like to see things burn?

1162
00:40:01,230 --> 00:40:03,430
You see... You see step one.

1163
00:40:04,370 --> 00:40:06,310
But you don't see... see step three.

1164
00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:10,490
Where someone is caught inside of this
room that has been caught on fire.

1165
00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:14,490
And so, I didn't show horribly graphic
photos.

1166
00:40:14,670 --> 00:40:14,870
Yeah.

1167
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,650
It was just animals
that had been... Oh.

1168
00:40:17,910 --> 00:40:21,590
Even if I... As I try to say it
out loud, it's not even set on fire.

1169
00:40:21,885 --> 00:40:24,370
It was animals that have been...
Had been inside of a home...

1170
00:40:24,371 --> 00:40:26,290
Inside of a home that has been on fire.

1171
00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:28,310
So, it was animals with singed hair.

1172
00:40:28,390 --> 00:40:31,150
It was not like crazy burned up animals.

1173
00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:33,850
It was sad animals, singed hair.

1174
00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:36,410
I actually... I am really sorry.

1175
00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:38,970
I never checked to see if any of those
animals lived or not.

1176
00:40:39,535 --> 00:40:43,270
But I wanted you to see the impact
on... Like arms of the angel type shit.

1177
00:40:43,271 --> 00:40:44,730
What you weren't thinking about.

1178
00:40:44,731 --> 00:40:46,290
About what might happen.

1179
00:40:46,390 --> 00:40:46,550
Yeah.

1180
00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:48,730
So, it wasn't burned people.

1181
00:40:49,735 --> 00:40:50,870
It wasn't burned...

1182
00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:53,290
It wasn't like burned to the ground
houses.

1183
00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:57,330
In fairness, about 10 years later,
I saw a lot of those photos.

1184
00:40:57,331 --> 00:41:00,850
I sound like a really horrible parent as I
say that out loud right now.

1185
00:41:01,810 --> 00:41:02,290
No.

1186
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:04,434
Something I realized when
I was making the subtitles

1187
00:41:04,435 --> 00:41:06,670
for the last episode is
I say in fairness a lot.

1188
00:41:06,870 --> 00:41:07,230
Mm-hmm.

1189
00:41:07,430 --> 00:41:08,430
Don't know why.

1190
00:41:08,650 --> 00:41:11,030
But in fairness... To be fair.

1191
00:41:11,110 --> 00:41:12,110
To be fair.

1192
00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,970
If anybody watches
Letterkenny... You understand.

1193
00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:17,750
You were working with the tools that you
had.

1194
00:41:17,950 --> 00:41:18,470
Right.

1195
00:41:18,670 --> 00:41:19,410
That's true.

1196
00:41:19,550 --> 00:41:20,150
Thank you.

1197
00:41:20,365 --> 00:41:21,930
I actually appreciate that.

1198
00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:22,770
So...

1199
00:41:23,095 --> 00:41:24,895
Because yeah, I didn't have really good
tools.

1200
00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:26,530
That didn't traumatize me.

1201
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:27,750
Thank God.

1202
00:41:27,810 --> 00:41:28,810
Woo!

1203
00:41:28,890 --> 00:41:32,290
There were a lot of other variables that
definitely did traumatize me.

1204
00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:33,390
Yeah.

1205
00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:37,650
Like I have memories of not so great
things.

1206
00:41:38,850 --> 00:41:42,650
I still remember we were trying to leave
the house.

1207
00:41:42,930 --> 00:41:43,530
Oh, no.

1208
00:41:43,531 --> 00:41:43,570
I know.

1209
00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:45,230
I understand what you're talking about.

1210
00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:45,490
Yeah.

1211
00:41:45,491 --> 00:41:46,491
Yeah.

1212
00:41:46,610 --> 00:41:48,830
That's one that... Before
we get into this... Uh-huh.

1213
00:41:48,831 --> 00:41:50,351
Do we have time for another pee break?

1214
00:41:50,835 --> 00:41:53,090
We'll be right back after this commercial
break.

1215
00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:54,930
Okay.

1216
00:41:59,590 --> 00:42:01,730
And we are back from the urination break.

1217
00:42:02,370 --> 00:42:04,378
And thankfully we got on
the same page because I

1218
00:42:04,379 --> 00:42:07,310
didn't want to have to
explain all of this crazy shit.

1219
00:42:07,370 --> 00:42:07,390
Oh, yeah.

1220
00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:08,750
Woo!

1221
00:42:10,050 --> 00:42:16,550
There's things that I think we've mentally
connected and we've talked about.

1222
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:17,870
And those can be barriers.

1223
00:42:17,871 --> 00:42:20,850
There's things that we've worried because
they've been understood.

1224
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,550
They've been talked about.

1225
00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:23,590
They've been recognized.

1226
00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:24,170
They've been recognized.

1227
00:42:24,370 --> 00:42:24,650
For sure.

1228
00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:25,350
So...

1229
00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:28,970
And, you know, I feel like...

1230
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:33,300
I was going to say what doesn't kill you
makes you stronger, but that's not true.

1231
00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:35,610
Whatever doesn't kill you will traumatize
you horribly.

1232
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:36,990
It mutates and tries again.

1233
00:42:37,650 --> 00:42:38,650
Oh.

1234
00:42:39,350 --> 00:42:42,701
So, when the kids were
smaller, like their dad

1235
00:42:42,702 --> 00:42:45,690
was getting really close
to like a mental break.

1236
00:42:45,865 --> 00:42:53,030
And for anyone who's had to deal with a
bipolar narcissistic personality,

1237
00:42:53,350 --> 00:42:55,334
it is super tough
because they don't even

1238
00:42:55,335 --> 00:42:57,830
know what's going on
inside their own brain.

1239
00:42:58,155 --> 00:43:03,070
So, to expect someone on the outside to
deal with that stuff is super, super shitty.

1240
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,330
And it just kind of depends on how
everything goes.

1241
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,750
And it's all not good.

1242
00:43:09,910 --> 00:43:14,010
But it... Sophia was explaining that
she remembered a time where we all...

1243
00:43:14,011 --> 00:43:15,670
The kids and I jumped in.

1244
00:43:15,671 --> 00:43:16,671
We jumped into the car.

1245
00:43:16,830 --> 00:43:19,230
And their dad was trying to get us to not
leave.

1246
00:43:20,090 --> 00:43:22,570
And I just want to get away to get a
little just a breath.

1247
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,630
Just like let's move away from each other
for a second.

1248
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:26,970
Take a breath.

1249
00:43:27,010 --> 00:43:27,650
Come back.

1250
00:43:28,030 --> 00:43:29,030
Regroup.

1251
00:43:29,170 --> 00:43:30,490
Let's talk about grown up stuff.

1252
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:34,130
And it was very traumatizing for her.

1253
00:43:34,730 --> 00:43:37,700
And I know that it couldn't
have been easy for her

1254
00:43:37,701 --> 00:43:40,411
and her sisters because
it was traumatizing for me.

1255
00:43:41,310 --> 00:43:41,790
Yeah.

1256
00:43:41,810 --> 00:43:42,810
Crazy.

1257
00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:43,770
Yeah.

1258
00:43:43,910 --> 00:43:44,910
And...

1259
00:43:45,370 --> 00:43:47,710
The sad thing is he's still like this.

1260
00:43:48,730 --> 00:43:49,130
Yeah.

1261
00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:49,650
Sadly.

1262
00:43:49,850 --> 00:43:52,990
Over 12 years later, he's basically the
same person.

1263
00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:55,540
I mean, I don't know because I don't have
to deal with that.

1264
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,560
I'm glad I don't have to deal with it
anymore.

1265
00:43:57,690 --> 00:44:00,130
I honestly feel bad for his new wife.

1266
00:44:00,570 --> 00:44:01,790
She's a lovely person.

1267
00:44:02,150 --> 00:44:05,110
Unfortunately, I don't feel bad
because she got... She was warned.

1268
00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:05,890
I mean, I did.

1269
00:44:05,891 --> 00:44:06,130
Multiple times.

1270
00:44:06,170 --> 00:44:06,970
I did warn her.

1271
00:44:07,070 --> 00:44:07,870
I warned her.

1272
00:44:07,910 --> 00:44:10,830
I tried to warn her in the most polite way
possible.

1273
00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:11,430
The nicest way.

1274
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:13,671
Not like... I didn't want to
be like, he's a crazy bitch.

1275
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,080
I didn't want to do that.

1276
00:44:15,155 --> 00:44:16,550
But she's such a...

1277
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:22,290
She's such a warm and squishy person.

1278
00:44:22,430 --> 00:44:23,590
Like, she's very lovely.

1279
00:44:23,670 --> 00:44:28,710
I have no hate for her at all, except
that she makes bad choices just like I did.

1280
00:44:29,110 --> 00:44:30,630
Like, what are you going to do?

1281
00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:34,130
And the thing is, is that he has worn off
on her.

1282
00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:35,030
Yeah.

1283
00:44:35,070 --> 00:44:36,750
She is kind of like that too.

1284
00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:38,130
I mean, they... He does.

1285
00:44:38,430 --> 00:44:39,430
They do.

1286
00:44:39,470 --> 00:44:41,910
I'm going to say that personality type
does.

1287
00:44:42,030 --> 00:44:44,250
Especially on people who
are... Who are empathetic.

1288
00:44:44,251 --> 00:44:44,630
Yeah.

1289
00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:48,750
Who will try to make things better and try
to correct things.

1290
00:44:50,410 --> 00:44:55,077
People who are very
manipulative and very, I

1291
00:44:55,078 --> 00:44:58,830
don't know, what's the
other word I'm looking for?

1292
00:44:59,095 --> 00:45:00,570
Like, they try to mold people.

1293
00:45:00,571 --> 00:45:01,110
Gaslighting.

1294
00:45:01,330 --> 00:45:02,330
Yeah.

1295
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,510
They try to mold people into their own
vision of what they want to happen.

1296
00:45:06,690 --> 00:45:11,110
Because they just want whatever they want
to happen, happen.

1297
00:45:11,550 --> 00:45:12,150
Abusive.

1298
00:45:12,151 --> 00:45:12,710
Abusive!

1299
00:45:13,110 --> 00:45:14,110
Yeah.

1300
00:45:14,230 --> 00:45:15,230
Eventually it is.

1301
00:45:15,350 --> 00:45:19,670
And it sounds... and I sound like a
dipshit saying, Oh, well, oh yeah.

1302
00:45:19,970 --> 00:45:20,970
Yeah, it is.

1303
00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:21,410
It is.

1304
00:45:21,570 --> 00:45:23,910
And it's really tough to say that too.

1305
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,510
And I don't want to say it my age.

1306
00:45:27,690 --> 00:45:30,110
But yeah, we were
actually... Not my age?

1307
00:45:30,350 --> 00:45:31,930
Back when I was a kid.

1308
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:33,300
The French times.

1309
00:45:33,350 --> 00:45:40,230
When we were, Rhonda and I were talking
about my friends, my friends' Susan, who.

1310
00:45:40,570 --> 00:45:41,250
Love you.

1311
00:45:41,251 --> 00:45:41,390
Thank you.

1312
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:46,131
She actually, her and her
husband Pete produced

1313
00:45:46,132 --> 00:45:50,191
two amazing authors
out of their family.

1314
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,650
Benjamin Percy, who has done.

1315
00:45:54,765 --> 00:46:00,310
God, well, he he wrote one of my favorite
books now is the Dark Web.

1316
00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:04,330
But he also writes for Marvel Comics.

1317
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:07,650
He writes Wolverine and he's written.

1318
00:46:07,730 --> 00:46:09,030
He wrote for DC.

1319
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:10,410
He writes.

1320
00:46:11,910 --> 00:46:14,410
Crazy horror stories.

1321
00:46:14,690 --> 00:46:19,890
And his newest, his newest foray is
actually called The End Times.

1322
00:46:20,710 --> 00:46:23,970
And it's a collaboration with Stephen
King, not to name drop.

1323
00:46:24,425 --> 00:46:28,410
But that comes out from Bad Moon Press.

1324
00:46:28,970 --> 00:46:30,490
I might have to.

1325
00:46:30,530 --> 00:46:32,690
And that's what I'm actually going to
read.

1326
00:46:33,050 --> 00:46:34,390
It looks so good.

1327
00:46:34,430 --> 00:46:35,430
I'm so excited.

1328
00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:36,910
I looked it up.

1329
00:46:36,911 --> 00:46:39,910
I on Goodreads and I was like,
this is so good.

1330
00:46:40,070 --> 00:46:40,490
Right.

1331
00:46:40,570 --> 00:46:40,990
It's a.

1332
00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:47,190
It's a it's a 12 chapter story and nice
and short for me.

1333
00:46:47,470 --> 00:46:53,490
Bad Hand Books is actually the company and
The End Times is the name of the story.

1334
00:46:53,955 --> 00:47:00,770
And each month you get sent a newspaper
that is one chapter of the book.

1335
00:47:00,915 --> 00:47:05,570
And I'm super excited about it because he
writes some scary ass shit.

1336
00:47:06,510 --> 00:47:07,510
Fucking love it.

1337
00:47:07,990 --> 00:47:10,970
His sister, Jen, on the other hand,
writes.

1338
00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:13,470
Some really heart wrenching stories.

1339
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:18,150
And the one I'm reading right now is
called Girls Play Dead, and it's about

1340
00:47:18,151 --> 00:47:24,730
girls who have suffered sexual assault
trauma and how they deal with it,

1341
00:47:24,790 --> 00:47:30,170
how they learn, how we've been taught to
deal with it up until I would say the last

1342
00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:35,410
two years, we've just been taught,
you know, laugh it off.

1343
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,010
Like, don't make a man like something
terrible can happen.

1344
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,730
Just, oh, haha.

1345
00:47:40,731 --> 00:47:42,290
It's a joke.

1346
00:47:42,370 --> 00:47:49,830
And, you know, as a survivor of sexual
assault, even I was 19 the first time it

1347
00:47:49,831 --> 00:47:53,825
happened to me and it was
someone that I had grown up

1348
00:47:53,826 --> 00:47:56,670
with, I don't know if I've
even told you this story.

1349
00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:58,590
I see your eyes darting back and forth.

1350
00:47:59,035 --> 00:48:00,810
I know I didn't.

1351
00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:07,130
Yeah, no, it's a person that passed a
couple of years ago, a person that was.

1352
00:48:07,131 --> 00:48:08,530
Yeah, no rest.

1353
00:48:08,630 --> 00:48:09,290
Rest in piss.

1354
00:48:09,370 --> 00:48:10,370
Fuck your face.

1355
00:48:11,330 --> 00:48:18,570
It was a person that my dad had a lot of
business ties to, had a lot of very deep

1356
00:48:18,745 --> 00:48:25,450
ties to the community where I grew up,
someone that I thought of as a granddad

1357
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:31,770
and was super excited that he chose me to
go out for lunch and hang out with and it

1358
00:48:31,945 --> 00:48:35,610
turned out, yes, I see your face,
it's terrible.

1359
00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:37,330
What the fuck?

1360
00:48:37,550 --> 00:48:38,550
It was really horrible.

1361
00:48:39,010 --> 00:48:40,010
And I...

1362
00:48:40,730 --> 00:48:43,850
Instead of saying, are you fucking kidding
me?

1363
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:48,590
Like it would at this age, I cried because
I didn't know what to do.

1364
00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:53,290
And I took it to my parents and I said,
here's what happened.

1365
00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:54,810
I don't know what to do.

1366
00:48:55,770 --> 00:49:02,330
And my dad said, well, if you, if you
want to blow this shit up, let me know.

1367
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,070
Like I am behind you.

1368
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,490
I can't say that my mom was on the same
page.

1369
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,370
She pretty much just said, shut up.

1370
00:49:10,371 --> 00:49:10,710
Don't take it.

1371
00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:11,030
Don't tell anybody.

1372
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:13,570
Just brush it out of the rug.

1373
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:19,950
And that's what we did because I didn't
want to blow up my dad's company and I

1374
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:28,750
didn't want my family to, um, I didn't
want them to have to pay for this dumb

1375
00:49:28,751 --> 00:49:35,830
fucks idea of what should be exciting
because he says, oh, well, my wife is a

1376
00:49:35,831 --> 00:49:38,110
little old and she's not very exciting
now.

1377
00:49:38,170 --> 00:49:39,890
And I'm getting really crazy right now.

1378
00:49:41,410 --> 00:49:46,375
You know, I have needs and
you know, she's older and you

1379
00:49:46,376 --> 00:49:50,390
know, somebody younger could
take care of these needs for me.

1380
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,942
And when I should have
said, you need to buy

1381
00:49:53,943 --> 00:49:57,851
a fucking hooker and
take me the fuck home.

1382
00:49:58,910 --> 00:50:00,010
I did not.

1383
00:50:01,690 --> 00:50:02,690
And I cried.

1384
00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:09,590
And then I sat through a really shitty
Chinese lunch.

1385
00:50:09,990 --> 00:50:10,990
Which.

1386
00:50:11,130 --> 00:50:17,610
It was really horrible, juicy,
greasy, Americanized Chinese food,

1387
00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:20,590
which is one of my very favorite things in
the whole fucking wide world.

1388
00:50:21,190 --> 00:50:22,870
It should have been a great fucking lunch.

1389
00:50:24,085 --> 00:50:28,274
And it wasn't because he told
me stories about his brother and

1390
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:33,850
they were horrible stories and
they were fucking disgusting.

1391
00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:38,470
And I should have just put my foot right
in his nuts.

1392
00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:39,490
And I didn't.

1393
00:50:40,390 --> 00:50:44,890
And I feel like that's what Jen Percy's
book is about.

1394
00:50:45,130 --> 00:50:51,190
Girls Play Dead is about how we're taught
not to make a big deal out of it and how

1395
00:50:51,191 --> 00:50:54,110
to just brush it under the rug because
it's not that big of a deal.

1396
00:50:54,735 --> 00:51:00,910
Even though I'm 50 years now, I'm 50 years
old now.

1397
00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:08,010
This happened when I was 19 and I'm still
just as angry now as when it happened.

1398
00:51:08,070 --> 00:51:08,870
I can see.

1399
00:51:08,871 --> 00:51:11,390
I can see it when I close my eyes.

1400
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:17,090
And that's what she's collected are these
stories of women who have put up with this

1401
00:51:17,410 --> 00:51:21,878
bullshit and swallowed
this misogyny and this

1402
00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:25,870
abuse and tried to
move on with their lives.

1403
00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:30,570
And it, it damages us our entire life.

1404
00:51:31,810 --> 00:51:35,290
40 years later, or 20 years, 30 years
later.

1405
00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:38,790
Sophia's daughter.

1406
00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:40,590
My dog is full on fucking snoring right
now.

1407
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:42,510
Just it, it made me feel so better.

1408
00:51:42,630 --> 00:51:46,970
It grounded me a little bit and I
appreciate that from her, but this, her.

1409
00:51:55,385 --> 00:51:57,367
I don't know if you could
hear that, but I turned

1410
00:51:57,368 --> 00:51:59,611
the microphone all the
way up so you could hear it.

1411
00:52:00,770 --> 00:52:02,290
She's such a little snoring dog.

1412
00:52:02,830 --> 00:52:03,350
I know.

1413
00:52:03,351 --> 00:52:05,950
I feel like I was getting a little way too
fucking deep.

1414
00:52:06,010 --> 00:52:07,750
I was getting very deep.

1415
00:52:08,010 --> 00:52:09,010
Yeah.

1416
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,867
Sadly, it's, it's
something as, as a trans

1417
00:52:12,868 --> 00:52:15,890
girl, this is not what you
grew up with in here's.

1418
00:52:16,090 --> 00:52:21,630
This is what I, when, when you had your
date, a few weeks ago with your friend

1419
00:52:21,631 --> 00:52:26,930
that you were going to go over and hang
out, you weren't raised to be worried

1420
00:52:26,931 --> 00:52:29,490
about every fucking thing in the whole
wide fucking world.

1421
00:52:30,710 --> 00:52:32,230
You were raised to worry about things.

1422
00:52:32,290 --> 00:52:35,005
You could see not things
that other people had

1423
00:52:35,006 --> 00:52:37,370
planned for you that
you didn't know about.

1424
00:52:37,450 --> 00:52:38,770
And so when you were older, you had those
things.

1425
00:52:38,771 --> 00:52:42,470
You went to visit with this friend,
like I'm down with you going to hang out

1426
00:52:42,471 --> 00:52:47,950
with a friend, but at the same time,
I'm worried because you have not been

1427
00:52:47,951 --> 00:52:53,870
conditioned to worry about what every,
every tiny little thing someone is

1428
00:52:53,871 --> 00:53:00,510
thinking about you, excuse me,
and you dealt with it with grace and,

1429
00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:05,083
and, and humor and
you did not, you did not

1430
00:53:05,084 --> 00:53:08,530
make me feel bad
about worrying about you.

1431
00:53:08,770 --> 00:53:11,170
And, and I appreciated that about you for
sure.

1432
00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:16,480
Oh, I'm supposed to talk.

1433
00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:17,700
You talk now.

1434
00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:19,860
Jesus Christ.

1435
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,580
All right.

1436
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:21,640
Well, um...

1437
00:53:22,610 --> 00:53:23,610
So much heavy stuff.

1438
00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:25,020
Do we need a commercial break now?

1439
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,160
Let's take a commercial break.

1440
00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:27,161
We might need one.

1441
00:53:28,060 --> 00:53:28,460
Commercials.

1442
00:53:28,461 --> 00:53:29,461
Woo!

1443
00:53:35,430 --> 00:53:36,400
So we are back.

1444
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:38,320
We finished a very deep subject.

1445
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:39,500
Oh, yeah.

1446
00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:41,620
Deeper than I thought we were going to get
for sure.

1447
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,520
And we totally didn't go on a side
tangent.

1448
00:53:44,521 --> 00:53:47,580
Listening to Harry Connick Jr. for...

1449
00:53:48,340 --> 00:53:50,300
Oh, you guys didn't hear that.

1450
00:53:50,730 --> 00:53:54,900
But you might hear it the closer we get to
Christmas because it was...

1451
00:53:54,901 --> 00:53:56,900
I am a huge Harry Connick Jr. fan.

1452
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:01,120
Have been since, I don't know,
probably 15 years or so.

1453
00:54:01,860 --> 00:54:03,020
Back in my day.

1454
00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:04,040
Back in my day.

1455
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:08,038
I like to listen to Harry
Connick Jr. So one of

1456
00:54:08,039 --> 00:54:11,281
my very favorite cities is
New Orleans, Louisiana.

1457
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,060
Are we not recording?

1458
00:54:15,165 --> 00:54:16,600
I thought I was muted for a second.

1459
00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:22,580
Because I saw... I saw your face
and nothing was moving up there.

1460
00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,960
And I was like, oh, shit, we're not
playing a song.

1461
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,880
I almost fully shot myself.

1462
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,360
That would have been amazing.

1463
00:54:29,870 --> 00:54:30,870
Okay, anyway, continue.

1464
00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:38,740
So I grew up not in a musical family,
but I grew up loving music.

1465
00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:43,861
And I started out playing the
clarinet in the... Okay, Squidward.

1466
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,520
Hey.

1467
00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:48,340
You can't be intimidating.

1468
00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:50,680
My stomach went...

1469
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:55,580
So I started out in fifth grade playing
the clarinet.

1470
00:54:56,610 --> 00:54:58,096
Fifth and sixth grade playing the
clarinet.

1471
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,440
Seventh, eighth grade.

1472
00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:03,436
And then in ninth grade,
I started playing the tenor

1473
00:55:03,437 --> 00:55:09,300
sax, which opened up a
giant world of music for me.

1474
00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:14,300
And love, love, love jazz music.

1475
00:55:14,301 --> 00:55:20,720
My particular love of jazz music is in the
Dixieland.

1476
00:55:21,220 --> 00:55:27,940
I don't want to say the Bayou Basin jazz,
like Delta Blues.

1477
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:32,716
But it's the root, the
root, before it gets

1478
00:55:32,717 --> 00:55:36,260
all really mixed up with
too many influences.

1479
00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:37,620
It sounds terrible.

1480
00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:41,720
And I don't want to say that because
everybody has love of any kind of...

1481
00:55:41,970 --> 00:55:44,280
If anyone loves jazz, they all have...

1482
00:55:44,281 --> 00:55:48,320
They all have a different love of what
point in jazz they love.

1483
00:55:53,820 --> 00:56:01,820
I definitely love the big band era,
like pre-World War II.

1484
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:06,660
That's like... If you guys have seen
Memphis Belle, have you seen this, Sophia?

1485
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:07,680
Have you seen that movie?

1486
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:08,320
I think so.

1487
00:56:08,460 --> 00:56:11,880
Oh, Harry Connick Jr. is actually in that
movie.

1488
00:56:12,135 --> 00:56:13,300
And he sings...

1489
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:18,560
Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are
cold.

1490
00:56:19,075 --> 00:56:21,781
I can't sing that
low, but... Didn't...

1491
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,960
In Schitt's Creek, didn't she sing that at
someone's funeral?

1492
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,200
She did!

1493
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,320
Carl's funeral!

1494
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:28,700
Yes!

1495
00:56:28,890 --> 00:56:30,080
Danny Boy.

1496
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,060
Oh, Danny Boy.

1497
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:37,240
And yeah, he...

1498
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,480
What's the dad's name?

1499
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:40,720
What's his... Eugene Levy.

1500
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,040
What's his name?

1501
00:56:41,041 --> 00:56:41,580
Eugene Levy.

1502
00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:42,100
Um...

1503
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:42,880
Oh!

1504
00:56:42,881 --> 00:56:43,240
Oh!

1505
00:56:43,660 --> 00:56:50,000
He's trying to eat an egg salad sandwich,
and she's singing one note so fucking low

1506
00:56:50,001 --> 00:56:56,320
that he can't chew until
she changes... Oh, my God.

1507
00:56:56,321 --> 00:56:58,460
It was Eugene Levy is his name.

1508
00:56:58,500 --> 00:56:58,980
Oh, my God.

1509
00:56:58,981 --> 00:56:59,620
Love Eugene Levy.

1510
00:56:59,740 --> 00:57:00,740
Yeah, oh, my God.

1511
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:01,020
Ugh.

1512
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:05,480
But yes, Harry Connick Jr.
Played... He's one of the...

1513
00:57:05,481 --> 00:57:07,440
I think he's the tail gunner in that
movie.

1514
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:08,700
Eric Stoltz in that movie.

1515
00:57:08,701 --> 00:57:09,701
Johnny Ross.

1516
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:10,220
Yeah.

1517
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,260
What?

1518
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,280
Johnny Rose?

1519
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:12,860
Johnny Rose?

1520
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:13,500
That's why I'm in.

1521
00:57:13,580 --> 00:57:14,460
Jesus Christ.

1522
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,240
No, we did not teach her how to read
English words.

1523
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,760
It is very late.

1524
00:57:19,990 --> 00:57:20,640
What time is it?

1525
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,440
It is 9.46 p.m.

1526
00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:24,240
Oh, my God.

1527
00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:25,420
It's so late.

1528
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,520
It's not late.

1529
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:26,860
It's not.

1530
00:57:26,861 --> 00:57:27,861
Yeah.

1531
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:31,760
We spent half of this podcast about you
talking about yourself.

1532
00:57:33,540 --> 00:57:35,840
So fucking shoot me, ma'am.

1533
00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:37,100
All right.

1534
00:57:41,380 --> 00:57:42,140
No shooting.

1535
00:57:42,141 --> 00:57:42,320
Shooting.

1536
00:57:42,340 --> 00:57:42,780
No.

1537
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:47,180
There has been no mothers injured in this
podcast making.

1538
00:57:47,980 --> 00:57:48,860
You know what?

1539
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:49,960
Fuck you.

1540
00:57:50,730 --> 00:57:52,240
Oh, that was very angry.

1541
00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:54,280
I did not mean that.

1542
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:54,980
Oh, my God.

1543
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:55,520
Fuck you.

1544
00:57:55,521 --> 00:57:55,600
Fuck you.

1545
00:57:55,601 --> 00:57:58,441
I didn't even have any... I wasn't
even pointing with any finger.

1546
00:57:58,820 --> 00:58:01,440
So Memphis Belle.

1547
00:58:01,795 --> 00:58:04,061
Eric Stoltz plays
the... One of the...

1548
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:05,500
Oh.

1549
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,520
He plays one of the pirates.

1550
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,280
Pirates?

1551
00:58:08,340 --> 00:58:09,480
No, he's a pirate.

1552
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:10,780
Holy shit.

1553
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:11,900
Yeah, he's got a penguin.

1554
00:58:11,901 --> 00:58:12,100
Yeah, he's got a penguin.

1555
00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:19,540
If I remember right, Sean Astin is the
ball turret gunner.

1556
00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:21,020
I got to look that up.

1557
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:22,980
I got a Sean Astin right here for you.

1558
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:23,020
Give me a second.

1559
00:58:23,021 --> 00:58:24,240
Sean Astin's fucking awesome.

1560
00:58:24,670 --> 00:58:27,080
I mean, not only is he Samwise Ganji.

1561
00:58:27,260 --> 00:58:32,920
I do like... But he's
Mikey from the Gonies.

1562
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,340
I do like jazz.

1563
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:41,420
A lot of the jazz music I like is,
you know, like YouTube jazz.

1564
00:58:42,550 --> 00:58:44,400
Like royalty-free music.

1565
00:58:44,950 --> 00:58:45,880
Oh, of course.

1566
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:50,700
You've actually heard if you are
listening... Well, yeah, you're listening.

1567
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,740
But at the start, that is royalty-free
jazz.

1568
00:58:55,310 --> 00:58:56,380
That is track tribe.

1569
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:57,380
God damn it.

1570
00:58:57,381 --> 00:58:58,381
Who was I looking up?

1571
00:58:58,570 --> 00:58:59,180
I don't know.

1572
00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:00,420
Memphis Belle.

1573
00:59:01,390 --> 00:59:02,900
One of us has been drinking.

1574
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:03,560
Just.

1575
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:04,900
It's not me.

1576
00:59:05,220 --> 00:59:06,500
It might have been me.

1577
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,360
I also like blues.

1578
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,440
Old blues, like 1930s blues.

1579
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:11,760
Oh.

1580
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,140
Louie Armstrong.

1581
00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:14,940
What a Wonderful World.

1582
00:59:15,965 --> 00:59:17,525
Honestly, not my favorite song of hits.

1583
00:59:18,140 --> 00:59:20,620
I see... Trees of green.

1584
00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:23,860
Hours away.

1585
00:59:26,070 --> 00:59:29,300
Oh, you know, I don't even
know... I'm a Saints Go Marching In.

1586
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:35,201
Oh, when the saints... And I see
too much... That's the wrong song.

1587
00:59:35,340 --> 00:59:36,866
I know, but I was saying I like that song.

1588
00:59:36,890 --> 00:59:38,130
When the Saints Go Marching In.

1589
00:59:38,290 --> 00:59:40,200
One of my very favorite Dixieland songs.

1590
00:59:40,690 --> 00:59:41,960
Anyway, let's get back.

1591
00:59:42,140 --> 00:59:43,680
Let's get back
into... You were...

1592
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:44,830
The song.

1593
00:59:45,510 --> 00:59:46,670
I'm looking up Memphis Belle.

1594
00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:48,140
Okay, Matthew Modine.

1595
00:59:48,490 --> 00:59:52,120
Matthew Modine was the one that I could
not remember who is the pilot.

1596
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:53,280
Modine's?

1597
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:56,500
Eric Stolz was the co-pilot.

1598
00:59:56,900 --> 00:59:57,900
Yes.

1599
00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,240
Tate Donovan.

1600
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:00,720
D.B.

1601
01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:01,300
Sweeney.

1602
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:02,940
He was the one who was super sweaty.

1603
01:00:03,900 --> 01:00:06,320
Billy Zane had so much hair back then.

1604
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,240
Sean fucking Aston.

1605
01:00:09,710 --> 01:00:10,960
The ball turret gunner.

1606
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,040
Hell yeah.

1607
01:00:14,140 --> 01:00:18,740
And then Harry Connick
Jr. I remember when they

1608
01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:22,941
were dumping off weight
to get back to their base.

1609
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,580
He's like, you can have my bullets too.

1610
01:00:26,090 --> 01:00:28,090
And I was like, fuck yeah, you can have my
bullets.

1611
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,560
And I had no idea what World War II was
about.

1612
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:31,840
It was fucking amazing.

1613
01:00:32,530 --> 01:00:33,980
Love that show.

1614
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,640
Oh my God.

1615
01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,740
All of my favorite...

1616
01:00:38,945 --> 01:00:42,480
All of the actors here are like,
Oh, I've seen... I've seen that guy.

1617
01:00:42,580 --> 01:00:43,720
I'm not sure what he was in.

1618
01:00:43,995 --> 01:00:45,500
They're all on that goddamn show.

1619
01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:47,080
It was a great movie.

1620
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,880
I fucking love that movie.

1621
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,160
I cried.

1622
01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:53,440
That was one of the... Honestly,
I might have only been...

1623
01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:55,161
Wait, I got to see when this movie came
out.

1624
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,900
I had it in my... I got it
right in my hand right now.

1625
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,960
And when did it come out?

1626
01:01:01,475 --> 01:01:02,475
Oh, 1990.

1627
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:03,700
Holy shit bags.

1628
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:06,800
I was like 15 when this movie came out.

1629
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:07,640
1990?

1630
01:01:08,220 --> 01:01:08,660
1990.

1631
01:01:08,740 --> 01:01:09,080
1990.

1632
01:01:09,081 --> 01:01:11,800
I should not have been old enough to watch
this movie.

1633
01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:12,660
1990.

1634
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,080
Yeah.

1635
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:15,320
1990.

1636
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:16,260
Zero.

1637
01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:17,900
And you were 15.

1638
01:01:18,740 --> 01:01:20,120
You were 15 in 1990.

1639
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,680
Yeah.

1640
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,660
What year did you graduate high school?

1641
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:24,880
93.

1642
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000
That's unfortunate.

1643
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,680
Anyway... You want... Fuck you.

1644
01:01:27,780 --> 01:01:29,160
When did you graduate high school?

1645
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:29,680
I didn't.

1646
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:30,100
What?

1647
01:01:30,625 --> 01:01:32,100
I love that fucking movie.

1648
01:01:32,725 --> 01:01:33,800
It's fucking amazing.

1649
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:34,760
1990.

1650
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,740
So it would be 35 years.

1651
01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:39,301
Well... 35.

1652
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:40,900
35.

1653
01:01:40,940 --> 01:01:41,480
Yeah.

1654
01:01:41,481 --> 01:01:41,660
Yeah.

1655
01:01:41,661 --> 01:01:42,661
Yeah.

1656
01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:45,020
35 years old this year.

1657
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,200
Damn.

1658
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:49,380
It's super old, but it's an amazing
fucking movie.

1659
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,340
It was about... And it's
a true story, honestly.

1660
01:01:54,520 --> 01:02:02,520
It's about World War II fighter squadron
that went on 25 missions.

1661
01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:07,800
And if you went on 25 missions
successfully, then you got sent home.

1662
01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:10,320
You got to go home when you were done.

1663
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:15,680
And so... So these guys got
sent on the night of the 24th.

1664
01:02:16,945 --> 01:02:20,820
They knew their trip the next day.

1665
01:02:21,310 --> 01:02:23,310
And they were like, woohoo, let's go get
this shit.

1666
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:31,260
And then, you know, World War II
technology kicked in.

1667
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,900
And they were like, we're not going to
fucking make it home.

1668
01:02:35,435 --> 01:02:39,260
And so they got
home on... They did.

1669
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,520
Spoiler alert.

1670
01:02:40,620 --> 01:02:41,620
They didn't die.

1671
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,600
They made it.

1672
01:02:43,700 --> 01:02:45,220
They totally fucking made it.

1673
01:02:45,525 --> 01:02:49,520
And it was amazing because they hadn't up
to that point.

1674
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:50,880
No one else had done this.

1675
01:02:51,580 --> 01:02:56,443
No one else had made 25
runs successfully and made

1676
01:02:56,444 --> 01:03:01,700
it back to their base and
been ready to go home.

1677
01:03:01,780 --> 01:03:04,080
Like they weren't liable.

1678
01:03:04,260 --> 01:03:04,600
What's that?

1679
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:05,560
That's not the right word.

1680
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:08,360
They weren't allowed to go home at that
point.

1681
01:03:08,935 --> 01:03:10,040
And here they did.

1682
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:11,280
They did it.

1683
01:03:11,860 --> 01:03:15,160
And this all started from us talking
about...

1684
01:03:15,460 --> 01:03:18,320
Let's get sidetracked!

1685
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:19,920
Let's get sidetracked!

1686
01:03:20,270 --> 01:03:24,760
Started out with us talking about Harry
Connick Jr., whom I fucking love deeply.

1687
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:25,960
Yes.

1688
01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:30,601
That started me
loving... You like jazz?

1689
01:03:30,980 --> 01:03:32,600
I have always loved jazz.

1690
01:03:33,020 --> 01:03:34,020
B-movie.

1691
01:03:34,340 --> 01:03:34,940
But...

1692
01:03:35,315 --> 01:03:37,280
You like jazz from the B-movie?

1693
01:03:39,010 --> 01:03:40,880
No, yes, I do remember that.

1694
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,000
But...

1695
01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:45,880
This talking about the jazz has been us
talking about that.

1696
01:03:45,940 --> 01:03:46,420
And that's what...

1697
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:50,720
It really cemented me loving fucking Harry
Connick Jr. Because...

1698
01:03:51,495 --> 01:03:52,500
I burped too much.

1699
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:56,160
Excuse you.

1700
01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:57,300
Excuse me.

1701
01:03:57,850 --> 01:03:58,850
Yeah, so...

1702
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:00,720
Jazz, great.

1703
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:01,920
I like...

1704
01:04:03,310 --> 01:04:04,760
Honestly, blues a little bit better.

1705
01:04:05,170 --> 01:04:07,660
I don't know why, but I think blues was
just...

1706
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:10,940
As a genre, was so...

1707
01:04:12,955 --> 01:04:16,800
At the time, we're talking about Detroit
blues...

1708
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:26,330
Do you think being a
marginalized population makes you

1709
01:04:26,331 --> 01:04:31,200
identify people who sing
songs about being marginalized?

1710
01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:33,700
I don't know.

1711
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,860
Or do they just sound fucking amazing and
it's just...

1712
01:04:37,435 --> 01:04:38,820
I think I just like the history.

1713
01:04:39,210 --> 01:04:40,210
Okay, right.

1714
01:04:42,270 --> 01:04:47,520
When you listen to a blues song from the
1930s, you can tell the difference between

1715
01:04:47,521 --> 01:04:50,540
it and a white person's song from the
1930s.

1716
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:53,819
The audio quality, it
sounds like it was recorded

1717
01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:56,420
onto a paper tube that
someone pissed on.

1718
01:04:56,790 --> 01:04:58,820
Well, it's not necessarily the audio
quality.

1719
01:04:58,940 --> 01:05:04,860
It's the quality of the person singing it
and feeling the song they're singing.

1720
01:05:04,861 --> 01:05:08,910
Police Dog Blues by
Blind Blake has the worst

1721
01:05:08,911 --> 01:05:12,761
audio quality I've ever
heard in a recovered song.

1722
01:05:12,930 --> 01:05:13,960
Is it amazing though?

1723
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,140
I want to hear this.

1724
01:05:15,710 --> 01:05:21,160
I feel like we need to insert this song
into this podcast now.

1725
01:05:21,595 --> 01:05:23,315
Alright, you want to listen to it right
now?

1726
01:05:23,495 --> 01:05:25,100
3, 2, 1...

1727
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:38,260
All my life I've been a traveling man All
my life I've been a traveling man Stayin'

1728
01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:41,517
alone and doin' the
best I can I played a short

1729
01:05:41,518 --> 01:05:44,980
little snippet there as I
can't play the entire song.

1730
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:50,460
Even though I think 1930s, it might be
public domain.

1731
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:51,420
Might be.

1732
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:55,340
Blind Blake, the Detroit Band Blues.

1733
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:57,700
Or wait, the Police Dog Blues.

1734
01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,040
That's the song name.

1735
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:00,540
It's Police Dog Blues.

1736
01:06:00,980 --> 01:06:02,900
And it's on the Detroit Blues album.

1737
01:06:03,180 --> 01:06:04,180
Oh, it's fucking cool.

1738
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:04,780
Yeah.

1739
01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:08,780
It's a G... wait, what?

1740
01:06:08,860 --> 01:06:13,320
F, G, B-flat, B... I
don't know the music.

1741
01:06:13,580 --> 01:06:13,900
Yeah.

1742
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,500
But yeah, it's a... Nice.

1743
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:20,760
It's a song that has so much, like,
didn't like my kind.

1744
01:06:21,410 --> 01:06:23,860
And she's gonna stick her police dog on
me.

1745
01:06:24,100 --> 01:06:24,360
Right.

1746
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:24,920
Yeah.

1747
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:26,300
It's...

1748
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:28,880
I'm not quite... here's my song.

1749
01:06:29,150 --> 01:06:30,300
That's basically what it is.

1750
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:34,780
The dog leaves his mark on
everybody's hands because... On your legs.

1751
01:06:34,781 --> 01:06:37,760
On your leg, on your hip, and your back.

1752
01:06:38,580 --> 01:06:40,040
Rest in peace, of course.

1753
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:40,960
Hell yeah.

1754
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:42,460
He was actually blind.

1755
01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:43,520
Shit's fucked up.

1756
01:06:43,540 --> 01:06:46,960
And that's why, you know, fantastic song.

1757
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:48,200
I love it so much.

1758
01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:50,380
I recommend everybody listen to it.

1759
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:55,720
I think in terms of a blues song,
this is real blues.

1760
01:06:55,860 --> 01:06:59,460
I don't like to do the whole thing where
like, this isn't real blues.

1761
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:03,640
But there is blues where it's like,
this is from the soul.

1762
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:04,520
Yeah.

1763
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:08,320
And my favorite song, one of my favorite
songs, and I've played this song in a

1764
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:12,900
Dixieland group that I played in,
was St. James Infirmary.

1765
01:07:13,485 --> 01:07:16,500
And oh, God, it's a great song.

1766
01:07:17,010 --> 01:07:18,010
And it's sad.

1767
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,420
And it's beautiful at the same time.

1768
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:27,480
And even like the Saints, when the Saints
go marching in, is one of those super sad,

1769
01:07:27,890 --> 01:07:30,040
super happy, beautiful.

1770
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,540
It's one of those songs that just...

1771
01:07:35,850 --> 01:07:37,380
It feels all the feels.

1772
01:07:37,580 --> 01:07:41,400
Yeah it's a great song even though it's a
sad song.

1773
01:07:42,050 --> 01:07:45,220
I feel like St. James Infirmary is one of
my very favorite.

1774
01:07:45,790 --> 01:07:52,740
As a clarinet player it just felt and it
swang different.

1775
01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:56,120
Like I don't think that's a word but...
Swinging the chain.

1776
01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:56,960
Wow.

1777
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:58,260
Swinging the chain.

1778
01:07:58,261 --> 01:08:01,594
Yeah it was it was a great
song and I played it right

1779
01:08:01,595 --> 01:08:05,640
after my senior year in
high school 110 years ago.

1780
01:08:05,905 --> 01:08:06,920
Not even real that.

1781
01:08:07,060 --> 01:08:08,340
That's not 110 years.

1782
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,740
But it was amazing.

1783
01:08:10,860 --> 01:08:12,620
I fucking love that song.

1784
01:08:12,910 --> 01:08:16,440
And you know when the Saints go marching
in, a great song.

1785
01:08:17,445 --> 01:08:21,300
Like I feel all of the... and even though
the South has been... Ruth and Satchmo.

1786
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:24,200
I snorted.

1787
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,220
You probably heard that.

1788
01:08:26,221 --> 01:08:26,580
I did.

1789
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,200
And even... What a wonderful world.

1790
01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:32,280
He, yes.

1791
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:33,775
Louis Armstrong.

1792
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,020
Oh he sang and felt.

1793
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:44,320
He... as someone who has stayed two blocks
away from Louis Armstrong Park in New

1794
01:08:44,321 --> 01:08:51,540
Orleans, it's a beautiful feeling,
lovely, bright, sad place to visit.

1795
01:08:52,105 --> 01:08:58,840
I can't tell enough people enough times to
go visit New Orleans.

1796
01:08:59,210 --> 01:09:01,160
Even if you don't want to go stay down.

1797
01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:08,000
If you're not in drinky party person

1798
01:09:08,001 --> 01:09:15,660
you're not a drinky party person go stay

1799
01:09:15,661 --> 01:09:21,340
right down on Bourbon Street But you
should visit Pride on Bourbon.

1800
01:09:21,935 --> 01:09:24,480
Totally gay-owned, gay designed.

1801
01:09:25,260 --> 01:09:31,280
Fucking love those bitches there they have
some of the best gay shit that you will

1802
01:09:31,455 --> 01:09:33,740
ever and it's not it's not family
friendly.

1803
01:09:34,310 --> 01:09:36,580
But if you're an adult and you can handle

1804
01:09:36,581 --> 01:09:39,140
your shit, they have some fucking amazing
stuff.

1805
01:09:39,220 --> 01:09:40,460
So you need to go there.

1806
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:46,260
But other than that, check out the Clover
Grill, which is right across the street

1807
01:09:46,261 --> 01:09:48,940
from there, because they have fucking
amazing diner food.

1808
01:09:50,830 --> 01:09:56,740
Beautiful, horrible, nasty diner coffee
tastes so good.

1809
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,520
You gotta drink that shit.

1810
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,860
And then just experience it.

1811
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:03,840
You don't have to stay on Bourbon Street
to experience it.

1812
01:10:03,841 --> 01:10:04,841
It's expensive.

1813
01:10:05,390 --> 01:10:06,390
I mean, yeah!

1814
01:10:06,460 --> 01:10:11,620
It's expensive, and then it's also trashy
for what you pay for it.

1815
01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:16,680
But if you want to get a little of the New
Orleans experience, just kind of the

1816
01:10:16,681 --> 01:10:23,120
gritty, dirty, not-so-pretty spots of it,
you gotta...

1817
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,560
Yeah, I mean Jackson Square's gorgeous.

1818
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:27,360
I love it.

1819
01:10:27,361 --> 01:10:28,960
I love all of New Orleans.

1820
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:30,640
Please don't ever get me wrong.

1821
01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:32,240
I love it so much.

1822
01:10:32,465 --> 01:10:36,794
It's all so gorgeous
and sad and gross and

1823
01:10:36,795 --> 01:10:40,840
beautiful and sparkly
and dingy and amazing.

1824
01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:43,480
So you got to spend more than a couple
days there.

1825
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:48,940
I could go on at least for another three
days talking about New Orleans.

1826
01:10:49,060 --> 01:10:54,560
I actually just spent my 50th birthday
there with all our friends.

1827
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:59,360
My beautiful wife... we didn't we didn't
invite Sophia

1828
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:00,600
No, we did.

1829
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:01,480
Sorry.

1830
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,040
Sadly, we had hiccups.

1831
01:11:03,505 --> 01:11:09,067
But Rhonda rented the...
oh fuck I can't think of the

1832
01:11:09,068 --> 01:11:13,960
name... but she rented a
mansion in the Garden District...

1833
01:11:14,410 --> 01:11:16,880
just a few blocks off of.

1834
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:28,800
We went the week before Mardi Gras and we
What?

1835
01:11:28,820 --> 01:11:30,240
We ate a lot of food.

1836
01:11:31,015 --> 01:11:34,300
We went to a few parades.

1837
01:11:34,410 --> 01:11:35,736
I wish I could remember that street.

1838
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:36,540
God damn it.

1839
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:37,616
I can't remember the street.

1840
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:39,980
It was five blocks away from where we
stayed.

1841
01:11:40,850 --> 01:11:42,436
We're going to share our microphone now.

1842
01:11:42,460 --> 01:11:43,460
Hello Mike, hello.

1843
01:11:44,060 --> 01:11:45,180
Did your microphone die?

1844
01:11:45,585 --> 01:11:46,865
No, I just want to be over here.

1845
01:11:46,905 --> 01:11:48,156
You want to be close to your mama?

1846
01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:48,820
No, okay.

1847
01:11:49,060 --> 01:11:50,060
You do.

1848
01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:51,180
Come here.

1849
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,380
I kiss you.

1850
01:11:52,740 --> 01:11:53,740
Come here.

1851
01:11:54,595 --> 01:11:55,595
You said mama.

1852
01:11:58,200 --> 01:11:58,820
She's not.

1853
01:11:58,920 --> 01:11:59,280
She's not.

1854
01:11:59,435 --> 01:12:04,861
She didn't want to go because she's not
exactly what you would call an outdoor girl.

1855
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:05,460
Well, no.

1856
01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:07,280
The thing is I didn't want to go to
Louisiana.

1857
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:08,640
What?

1858
01:12:09,260 --> 01:12:11,480
Oh, me and Louisiana?

1859
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:14,120
You mean Louisiana?

1860
01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:17,120
Okay, but you said New Orleans.

1861
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,420
New Orleans?

1862
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:19,440
New Orleans.

1863
01:12:19,510 --> 01:12:20,220
New Orleans.

1864
01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:21,440
It's New Orleans, huh?

1865
01:12:21,780 --> 01:12:22,780
The sofa down.

1866
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:23,880
The Caesar sofa down.

1867
01:12:23,881 --> 01:12:24,860
It's not New Orleans.

1868
01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:25,300
It's New Orleans.

1869
01:12:25,301 --> 01:12:26,660
This is not the New Atlantic.

1870
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:28,080
Wait, South Atlantic.

1871
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:29,580
Wait, is that what it is?

1872
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:30,480
I don't know.

1873
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:31,800
Oh, fuck.

1874
01:12:31,850 --> 01:12:35,320
I need to post some links to New Orleans.

1875
01:12:35,700 --> 01:12:36,180
Okay.

1876
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:37,560
New Orleans.

1877
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:38,840
Send them to me.

1878
01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:42,340
I might just post them right on the plage.

1879
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:43,640
What plage?

1880
01:12:43,690 --> 01:12:44,690
The plage.

1881
01:12:44,780 --> 01:12:45,780
You know.

1882
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,120
The page?

1883
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:51,989
I was gonna, I was trying
to be badass and say I'm

1884
01:12:51,990 --> 01:12:55,480
gonna post them to the
page for our website page.

1885
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,580
I don't know how you, I think it has to
all go in the description.

1886
01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:02,200
It probably does because I don't know how
to get to our website page.

1887
01:13:02,260 --> 01:13:03,856
I don't even know how to get to our own
website.

1888
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,400
What is our website page?

1889
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:06,340
Holy shit.

1890
01:13:06,740 --> 01:13:07,740
www.

1891
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:10,120
www.

1892
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:15,080
Or you can just go to letsgetsidetracked
.net Net?

1893
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:15,900
Net.

1894
01:13:16,220 --> 01:13:16,700
Not org?

1895
01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:17,720
Not org.

1896
01:13:17,990 --> 01:13:18,600
Not .com?

1897
01:13:18,820 --> 01:13:19,600
Not .com.

1898
01:13:19,740 --> 01:13:19,800
No.

1899
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:21,500
We couldn't get .com.

1900
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,060
We couldn't afford it.

1901
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:25,480
We might as well just be cheapfuckers.org.

1902
01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:30,020
Yeah, I mean, or it could be Goatse.

1903
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:35,280
Sophia, thank you for letting me talk
about sexual assault.

1904
01:13:35,420 --> 01:13:35,860
Yeah.

1905
01:13:36,020 --> 01:13:40,680
And my happiness being going to New
Orleans.

1906
01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:42,860
New Orleans.

1907
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:43,600
New Orleans.

1908
01:13:43,860 --> 01:13:44,860
New Orleans.

1909
01:13:46,335 --> 01:13:47,335
Red beans and rice.

1910
01:13:48,060 --> 01:13:50,060
I see trees in New Orleans.

1911
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:51,900
Shrimp at two five.

1912
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:54,480
Bubba gump.

1913
01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:55,700
Gumbo.

1914
01:13:56,140 --> 01:14:02,901
I want to say all the happy words that make
me feel good about being in New Orleans.

1915
01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:05,300
New Orleans?

1916
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:06,120
New Orleans.

1917
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:06,940
New Orleans.

1918
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:10,060
Mama say life is like a box of chocolates.

1919
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:11,820
Mama says she gonna put you in her head.

1920
01:14:12,260 --> 01:14:13,260
Why?

1921
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:14,600
Cane cake.

1922
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:16,040
Oh no.

1923
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:16,920
Cane cake.

1924
01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:17,480
Ugh.

1925
01:14:17,820 --> 01:14:20,080
I remember I accidentally chewed on the
baby.

1926
01:14:21,670 --> 01:14:23,460
I mean, maybe we didn't talk about that.

1927
01:14:23,461 --> 01:14:26,640
I can tell you there was a little plastic
doll in there.

1928
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:28,580
Well no, I thought we had already got it.

1929
01:14:29,390 --> 01:14:30,760
Oh, was that this past year?

1930
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:31,120
Yeah.

1931
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:31,480
Somebody?

1932
01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:32,580
Okay, yeah.

1933
01:14:32,910 --> 01:14:33,700
I didn't think...

1934
01:14:33,701 --> 01:14:37,600
Okay, so we had a
big group of people that

1935
01:14:37,601 --> 01:14:42,021
stayed at this mansion
in the Garden District.

1936
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:46,680
And we had probably eight cane cake.

1937
01:14:47,070 --> 01:14:49,720
Not necessarily just a sweet cane cake.

1938
01:14:49,890 --> 01:14:52,740
We had several sweet cane cakes.

1939
01:14:52,815 --> 01:14:55,620
Couple of savory ones.

1940
01:14:55,920 --> 01:15:00,100
And then we also had some things that we
knew were going to taste like this.

1941
01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:03,807
And they were like some
whipped topping that was like

1942
01:15:03,808 --> 01:15:07,240
alcoholic whipped topping
that was cane cake flavored.

1943
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,360
It was amazing.

1944
01:15:08,820 --> 01:15:13,760
And then we had some cane cake flavored
liqueurs that we put in our coffee.

1945
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:15,800
Liqueurs?

1946
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000
Liqueurs.

1947
01:15:17,110 --> 01:15:22,460
And then we brought home... Okay, I
said when we were done, I was like...

1948
01:15:22,461 --> 01:15:23,780
We're not having any more.

1949
01:15:24,170 --> 01:15:28,260
So Northwestern, we're not having any more
cane cake here.

1950
01:15:28,790 --> 01:15:33,220
But then I had a taste of the cane cake
from Sucre New Orleans.

1951
01:15:33,460 --> 01:15:37,680
And I already knew that this company was
fucking delicious.

1952
01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:42,800
Because we had been to their store and had
some of their delicious sweet treats.

1953
01:15:43,515 --> 01:15:47,600
And I will be gosh darned if I didn't take
a bite.

1954
01:15:47,601 --> 01:15:48,000
Sure shooting.

1955
01:15:48,260 --> 01:15:49,680
I was sure shooting.

1956
01:15:49,700 --> 01:15:51,560
Had a bite of this cake.

1957
01:15:51,785 --> 01:15:55,140
That made me wish I could slap my mom
right now.

1958
01:15:55,220 --> 01:15:58,220
I wish I could punch her in the face and
kick her in the side of the head.

1959
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,740
Otherwise, this was some very delicious
sweet cake.

1960
01:16:03,455 --> 01:16:07,300
And I took one of these $30 cakes home on
the plane with me.

1961
01:16:08,140 --> 01:16:12,900
And so we had that for the next week at
our house here in Oregon.

1962
01:16:14,335 --> 01:16:15,160
That's not how you say it.

1963
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,080
And we had some cake.

1964
01:16:17,300 --> 01:16:18,300
We had some coffee.

1965
01:16:18,990 --> 01:16:21,540
And I'll be doggone if...

1966
01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:26,380
If this kid of mine didn't get that little
tiny plastic baby.

1967
01:16:26,780 --> 01:16:28,680
But you found a little baby.

1968
01:16:29,070 --> 01:16:31,460
And that fucking delicious king's cake.

1969
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,920
And I will guarantee any of you.

1970
01:16:35,170 --> 01:16:36,170
Bake a fucking cake.

1971
01:16:36,470 --> 01:16:40,880
Doesn't matter if it's the right recipe as
a king cake.

1972
01:16:41,135 --> 01:16:42,240
Which would be like a...

1973
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:48,720
It's a yeast bread with slummy flavors.

1974
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:49,560
Yummy flavors.

1975
01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:50,280
Mm-hmm.

1976
01:16:50,281 --> 01:16:52,140
It's a sweeter yeast bread.

1977
01:16:52,445 --> 01:16:58,680
And then you top it off with either a...
You fill it with some cream cheese cake.

1978
01:16:59,375 --> 01:17:00,440
Cream cheese filling.

1979
01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:02,350
And then some...

1980
01:17:04,820 --> 01:17:05,620
What's that?

1981
01:17:05,820 --> 01:17:06,820
Frosting?

1982
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:11,220
It's the frosting with the fuzzy stuff.

1983
01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:12,540
God damn it.

1984
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:13,160
Sprinkles?

1985
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:13,900
Nope.

1986
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,080
Souffle?

1987
01:17:15,180 --> 01:17:16,760
Powdered sugar frosting.

1988
01:17:17,490 --> 01:17:18,360
Powdered sugar frosting.

1989
01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:18,700
Okay.

1990
01:17:18,701 --> 01:17:20,800
Cream cheese filling, powdered sugar
frosting.

1991
01:17:21,550 --> 01:17:25,980
And then you have to put purple,
green, and gold decorations.

1992
01:17:26,060 --> 01:17:27,220
Any of those cakes.

1993
01:17:27,490 --> 01:17:28,490
Make it happen.

1994
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:32,420
Look up on the calendar when you can make
those.

1995
01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:34,220
And just have a fucking cake.

1996
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:34,880
It doesn't matter.

1997
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:36,040
Cake is delicious.

1998
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:38,420
Cake is delicious any time of the year.

1999
01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:39,421
The cake is a lie.

2000
01:17:39,730 --> 01:17:43,620
But you gotta have it in the right time of
year.

2001
01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:48,280
To be able to get the baby and make your
dream come true.

2002
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:50,060
So do all of that.

2003
01:17:50,550 --> 01:17:53,020
And I can't remember where we're going
with it.

2004
01:17:53,260 --> 01:17:55,180
With that because I got...

2005
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:56,920
Sidetracked!

2006
01:17:58,820 --> 01:18:00,140
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2007
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:00,400
Yeah.

2008
01:18:00,460 --> 01:18:01,280
Have a cake.

2009
01:18:01,460 --> 01:18:03,040
Wash your feet.

2010
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:04,100
Clean your room.

2011
01:18:04,270 --> 01:18:05,270
Do your dishes.

2012
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:09,960
And let's go ahead and get on out from
this podcast.

2013
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:10,620
You know what?

2014
01:18:10,790 --> 01:18:17,500
Well, thank you everyone for joining us on
this very fine Tuesday night.

2015
01:18:17,501 --> 01:18:20,400
Almost... In two hours
it will be Wednesday.

2016
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:21,020
It might be.

2017
01:18:21,140 --> 01:18:21,440
Yeah.

2018
01:18:21,710 --> 01:18:25,040
If you guys want to talk about anything,
because we can talk about everything,

2019
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:26,160
obviously.

2020
01:18:26,865 --> 01:18:32,180
If you want us to talk about anything,
give us a holler on the website.

2021
01:18:33,540 --> 01:18:34,540
Let us know.

2022
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:37,460
Just say, hey, what do you think about
dot, dot, dot.

2023
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:40,040
We have an entire comment section.

2024
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:41,260
Leave a comment.

2025
01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,020
Oh my God.

2026
01:18:42,060 --> 01:18:43,940
We can obviously talk about anything.

2027
01:18:44,140 --> 01:18:46,840
That's the second time I said obvious in
like the last five minutes.

2028
01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:48,480
To be fair-In fairness, obviously.

2029
01:18:48,580 --> 01:18:49,220
To be fair.

2030
01:18:49,221 --> 01:18:49,920
To be fair.

2031
01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:50,740
To be fair.

2032
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:51,800
To be fair.

2033
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:54,440
We can talk about anything.

2034
01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:55,280
Oh yeah, absolutely.

2035
01:18:55,281 --> 01:18:59,600
And we would love to talk about it,
even if it's a tough thing to talk about.

2036
01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:00,600
You know what?

2037
01:19:00,620 --> 01:19:01,120
Fuck you.

2038
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:02,280
Fuck you too.

2039
01:19:02,470 --> 01:19:04,660
How do I talk about my shit bag dog?

2040
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:05,520
Dog?

2041
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:06,100
No.

2042
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:07,280
Wait, no, shit.

2043
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:09,440
How do I talk about my shit bag mother?

2044
01:19:10,090 --> 01:19:12,860
I can punch me with-Who smells weird and
looks funny.

2045
01:19:12,861 --> 01:19:13,480
Shit bag fate.

2046
01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:14,600
I do smell weird.

2047
01:19:14,860 --> 01:19:15,280
Sorry.

2048
01:19:15,281 --> 01:19:16,281
We all smell weird.

2049
01:19:16,850 --> 01:19:20,460
No, I got new deodorant.

2050
01:19:20,565 --> 01:19:22,400
I actually... I got new deodorant too.

2051
01:19:22,940 --> 01:19:26,240
This is not sponsored, but I actually
bought the wild...

2052
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:30,160
I bought...

2053
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,240
Wild deodorant.

2054
01:19:35,330 --> 01:19:37,920
Oh my god, your hair was actually in my
pants.

2055
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:39,780
Yeah, it comes everywhere.

2056
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:45,220
I got wild deodorant and it comes with a
really cool refillable container.

2057
01:19:45,595 --> 01:19:47,120
This is not sponsored, by the way.

2058
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:54,960
I have not smelled weird all week, for
two weeks now, But I haven't smelled gross.

2059
01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:55,700
Yeah, so.

2060
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:57,880
Okay, we actually should end this episode.

2061
01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:58,480
Should we end it?

2062
01:19:58,540 --> 01:19:59,620
We should end this episode.

2063
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:00,080
We probably should.

2064
01:20:00,220 --> 01:20:01,780
I'm getting tired, so you know.

2065
01:20:01,950 --> 01:20:03,320
Oh well, cuz you're a weenie.

2066
01:20:03,420 --> 01:20:03,780
Okay.

2067
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:05,120
I don't like you.

2068
01:20:05,605 --> 01:20:06,725
Yeah, you're still a weenie.

2069
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,900
Alright, well thank you very much for
watching this episode.

2070
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,960
I hope everyone has an amazing rest of
their week.

2071
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:13,900
She's still a weenie.

2072
01:20:13,901 --> 01:20:15,640
We hope you have a great week.

2073
01:20:15,740 --> 01:20:16,000
Yeah.

2074
01:20:16,740 --> 01:20:17,180
Absolutely.

2075
01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:19,740
You know, be safe.

2076
01:20:19,980 --> 01:20:27,120
And if you don't have anything better to
talk about, let's get sidetracked.

2077
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:29,900
Good night, everybody.

2078
01:20:29,980 --> 01:20:30,980
Have a great week.

2079
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:34,840
Bye.

2080
01:20:43,930 --> 01:20:44,370
Interesting.

2081
01:20:44,371 --> 01:20:45,210
It's a real song.

2082
01:20:45,270 --> 01:20:46,350
I didn't just make that up.

2083
01:20:46,510 --> 01:20:47,510
Well, I assumed.

2084
01:20:49,010 --> 01:20:49,850
What are you doing?

2085
01:20:49,851 --> 01:20:50,110
Sorry.

2086
01:20:50,690 --> 01:20:52,250
I was watching it on the monitor.

2087
01:20:52,410 --> 01:20:54,950
Yeah, well, I mean, you can see it,
can't you?

2088
01:20:55,785 --> 01:20:57,390
It's there, but please don't.

2089
01:20:57,470 --> 01:20:59,590
I actually started.

2090
01:21:00,330 --> 01:21:01,490
Oh, we're recording?

2091
01:21:01,790 --> 01:21:02,490
Oh, shit.

2092
01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:04,770
No, I thought it was
just... Here I am.

2093
01:21:04,950 --> 01:21:05,590
You're moving around.

2094
01:21:05,850 --> 01:21:07,910
Well, I was checking to see if Eddie
was...

2095
01:21:08,060 --> 01:21:10,590
Eddie is... I can't hear him.

2096
01:21:11,370 --> 01:21:12,370
I can.

2097
01:21:12,430 --> 01:21:15,850
Well, yeah, because he's eating like a
meth head.

2098
01:21:16,750 --> 01:21:17,970
He has no teeth.

2099
01:21:18,270 --> 01:21:18,950
He has no teeth.

2100
01:21:18,951 --> 01:21:19,350
No teeth.

2101
01:21:19,390 --> 01:21:21,970
He doesn't really have a lower... Oh,
yeah, you're right.

2102
01:21:22,110 --> 01:21:28,010
He doesn't have a lower jaw to speak of.

2103
01:21:28,150 --> 01:21:28,630
So, yeah.

2104
01:21:28,930 --> 01:21:29,590
No teeth.

2105
01:21:29,810 --> 01:21:30,330
Similar.

2106
01:21:30,470 --> 01:21:33,110
I mean, he is not on high speed.

2107
01:21:33,330 --> 01:21:37,230
Like, I imagine a person who is consuming
meth is.

2108
01:21:37,670 --> 01:21:41,464
I'm actually very thankful
that the job I work at,

2109
01:21:41,465 --> 01:21:44,850
people are chemically
impaired by prescription.

2110
01:21:44,851 --> 01:21:45,290
Physicians.

2111
01:21:45,550 --> 01:21:46,550
Yeah.

2112
01:21:46,670 --> 01:21:47,670
Thankfully, yeah.

2113
01:21:49,025 --> 01:21:50,110
I mean, yeah.

2114
01:21:50,570 --> 01:21:51,570
It's a shame.

2115
01:21:52,570 --> 01:21:56,890
I'm glad that Portland has safe injection
sites, though, so that's good.

2116
01:21:57,130 --> 01:21:58,130
No, me too.

2117
01:21:58,450 --> 01:22:01,610
Like, a lot of people bitch and moan about
it.

2118
01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:06,110
Like, well, why are we giving these
people, um, what do we give them?

2119
01:22:08,390 --> 01:22:08,830
Needles.

2120
01:22:09,150 --> 01:22:12,710
Hey, so, we did not do our intro.

2121
01:22:12,950 --> 01:22:13,350
Oh, we didn't.

2122
01:22:13,970 --> 01:22:15,730
I was like, oh, shit.

2123
01:22:15,790 --> 01:22:18,310
They're not going to
know why I'm... It's like...

2124
01:22:19,990 --> 01:22:21,030
They're not going to know.

2125
01:22:21,530 --> 01:22:23,911
Alright, are we going
to do it how we did last

2126
01:22:23,912 --> 01:22:26,771
time where we did the,
let's get sidetracked?

2127
01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:28,590
I mean, we might.

2128
01:22:28,910 --> 01:22:31,930
Like, you introduce you, I introduce me,
and then...

2129
01:22:33,770 --> 01:22:35,210
Is this going to go at the end?

2130
01:22:35,870 --> 01:22:36,450
I don't know.

2131
01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:37,230
It might go at the front.

2132
01:22:37,450 --> 01:22:38,090
I'm not sure.

2133
01:22:38,330 --> 01:22:38,930
I'll figure it out.

2134
01:22:39,130 --> 01:22:39,570
There we go.

2135
01:22:39,690 --> 01:22:39,950
Yep.

2136
01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:41,330
Alright.

2137
01:22:42,710 --> 01:22:44,030
I thought we had one and a half.

2138
01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:06,510
What?

2139
01:23:06,511 --> 01:23:07,791
I thought we had one and a half.

2140
01:23:13,590 --> 01:23:14,050
What?

2141
01:23:14,250 --> 01:23:15,250
That should probably stop this.

2142
01:23:15,251 --> 01:23:16,251
That's so weird.

2143
01:23:16,350 --> 01:23:17,710
Oh, no, I'm going to get arrested.