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Welcome to the first 1.5 episode,
because this is the second recording.

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The first episode will probably come out
sometime in the future.

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Come back to haunt me.

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As like an exclusive.

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It could be a Patreon.

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Patreon exclusive.

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For sure.

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I gotta create a Patreon.

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I actually don't have one.

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Well, because we don't have a show yet.

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Well, we have a website.

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You can find us at letsgetsidetracked.net.

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Which brings us around to the name of the
podcast.

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Let's Get Sidetracked!

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Because everything's off cue.

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In fairness, we didn't talk about that
before, so how would I know?

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I don't feel like we talked about shit.

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Aside of me not being too drunk to record
this.

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Last time.

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Last time.

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Actually, the last recording, you started
off reasonably well.

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Super strong.

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No, no, no.

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It wasn't bad.

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But towards the end, you were asleep.

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Yeah, because I was drinking.

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And that was about an hour and 30,
40 minutes into the first episode.

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Which, I don't know exactly how long this
episode's going to be.

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No.

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We haven't really decided.

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Like, we've only come up with an idea about
having a podcast where we discuss things.

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And get sidetracked.

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And then follow those sidetracked cues to
rabbit hole.

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And then come back, circle it back around,
and then finish the conversation.

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I don't want to go down a rabbit's hole.

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To be fair.

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To be fair.

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They're not going to sit long enough.

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Sit still long enough for you to go down a
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Okay.

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So there goes the dog.

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Okay, so what are we talking about today?

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Well, that's a good question.

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We do have Wicked for Good.

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To talk about.

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Oh, I haven't even really read anything.

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I saw a poster about it.

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Have you watched Wicked?

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The first one?

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The movie, yes.

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No.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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It's lovely.

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Well, the thing is, is that...

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Yeah, I know I...

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It came out, what, about a year ago?

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Yeah.

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I just kind of...

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I don't know what it is.

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I haven't watched Barbie or Oppenheimer.

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Or really any new movies.

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Wow.

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I don't know why, but I just feel like
movies that are so hyped up... Tend to not...

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Tend to not really please my, like...

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I like filmmaking, and not just making
movies for the sake of making movies.

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They don't live up to the hype.

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Yeah.

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Nah.

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Hot Fuzz, my favorite movie probably of
all time.

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Zero hype.

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Just movie.

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Just movie.

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Yeah.

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The thing about it is, that's pretty much
every Simon Pegg movie.

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Yeah, I agree.

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Is that nobody really finds out that he's
making a movie until the movie's out.

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Right.

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Or that he's starring in a movie.

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Hot Fuzz.

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Hot Fuzz, The Gentleman, I know that there
was hype for the TV show, which is

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actually really good, I haven't finished
it yet, but it's really good.

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So, Wicked, I saw... so, your oldest
sister went on her 8th grade trip,

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she saw Wicked on Broadway, which is
crazy.

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That's right.

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I saw it.

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And then the middle one saw Spongebob.

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Right.

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I saw Wicked in 2019?

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Sounds about right.

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I think.

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We went to... It
might have been 2018.

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When you were seeing a lot of Spongebob.

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A lot of things.

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When did you put the... when did you put
the ladder through the window?

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Was that 17?

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No, that was like 2018, late 2018,
I think.

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Say it again?

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It's probably your boy.

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No, it was my noise, my own head noise.

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Oh.

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So, when Rhonda took Kyla and me to see
Wicked in Portland, it's an on or off

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Broadway series.

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It was on our Broadway.

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It was on our Broadway.

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It was on our Broadway.

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I kept getting texts from you saying,
so it was a little...

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A little dampened.

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Yeah, a little... I was distracted.

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So, seeing Wicked in the theater with
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo...

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Beautiful name.

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Oh.

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Beautiful name.

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Love their names.

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Honestly... Confusing accent.

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Both of them, I fucking love them.

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I love them both.

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They are fantastic in both roles.

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Not... I have mixed feelings
about their media tour interviews,

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but everybody has mixed
feelings about their media tours.

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I... yeah, because they keep doing this
Google ad that I just keep getting.

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It's for... I think it's a Google Pixel
phone.

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Honestly, just really annoying.

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There's also an Xfinity one where they
were, like, singing the...

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Popular, you're gonna be popular.

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I'll teach you the proper poise,
how to talk to boys.

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Go ahead.

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Yeah, but that ad, the Xfinity one, I
think it was Xfinity, I'm calling them out.

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Fuck you, Xfinity.

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That's not gonna help anything.

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We'll get into that later.

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Fuck you, Xfinity.

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But that ad was so annoying, and I was
getting it for, like, a month.

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A month straight.

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Yeah.

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The Google one, I haven't got a ton of.

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Probably because the
second movie, I don't think

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there's as much hype as
there was for the first one.

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I feel like there is.

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Oh, there is?

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I actually just saw a commercial for
Dunkin' that...

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We don't even have a Dunkin' Donuts here
in Oregon, right?

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We don't, but most people do.

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It was Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Bailey,
right?

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Is that his name?

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Are you asking me?

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I don't know.

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Fierro.

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Guy Fieri?

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No.

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No.

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Gross.

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No.

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Fierro.

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He's the sexiest man alive.

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Watch it.

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It will turn you straight.

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I mean, he's gay, but he's fucking hot.

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I can't lie.

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What is his name?

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I think it's Jonathan Bailey.

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Jonathan Bailey.

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Yeah.

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He's super cute.

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And he's just silly.

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Jonathan Bailey.

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Yes.

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He's fucking lovely.

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He kind of looks like he would
have... He's fucking lovely.

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He kind of looks like he would have a
mugshot.

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No.

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No.

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He's actually a really good person.

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As far as we know.

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I love those glasses.

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Yeah.

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Those are superhero glasses.

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He's silly lovely.

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Love him.

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So many times.

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Hey.

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I like his hair.

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Yeah.

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He's kind of got that like...
He always looks good.

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He's lovely.

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Anyway, they were pitching an
after-credit... an after-credit scene.

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Uh-huh.

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For... For Wicked for Good.

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And it was very cute because it was
munchkins and coffee and la-la-la-la-la.

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Anyway, getting super deep in that.

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Yeah.

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Let's... Well, I can't...

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So, Wicked for Good?

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Yeah.

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Does that mean they're done with the
movies?

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Because bullshit.

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I mean... They're
gonna milk this dry.

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Right.

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I mean, Wicked was only a one-act play.

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It wasn't a one-act play, but it was a
one-viewing play.

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Yeah.

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So... But I've...

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Because I've never seen
the play or even looked at

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anything about that, I don't
even know what it's about.

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Yeah.

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All I know is if I've heard
something about Wizard of Oz... Sure.

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...and something like that.

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I mean, Jeff Goldblum's in it.

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And who... Daddy!

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Hello!

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Okay.

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He's lovely!

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Jeff Goldblum for all the ages.

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Like from my group, like I was born in 75,
so from The Fly to Jurassic Park,

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now then to Portlandia had him,
and then on to Wicked, like, yes,

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all the ages of Jeff Goldblum.

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He is... Yeah.

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...fucking amazing.

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He is... Thank you.

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All of those.

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Please.

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Well, the thing about Jeff
Goldblum... Jeff... Jeff Goldblum...

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Jeff Goldblum...

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Is he... I feel like
he's in everything.

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Oh, yeah.

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But he's in Ragnarok.

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No, he's not.

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But he was in The Fly.

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No, he is in Ragnarok.

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But yes, he was in The Fly.

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I haven't watched The Fly.

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I... I mentioned that.

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Are you even listening to me?

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What?

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Holy shitballs.

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Did you mention The Fly?

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I did.

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I didn't hear... You were
not... I was not listening.

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Skank.

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I'm so hurt.

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So hurt.

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We don't... We haven't even
talked about... We got sidetracked.

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Let's get sidetracked!

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We haven't even told anyone what this
podcast is.

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We just got right into... I feel like
they... I feel like they might already know.

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Yeah, but I just called you a skank.

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I know.

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But I said fuck like four times so far,
so...

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Well, I think calling you a skank,
that could mean a lot of things.

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That could mean you're my mother.

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What is a skank?

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Skank.

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I know what a skink is.

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I know what a skink is also.

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Can you google skank?

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Let's see what it is.

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Skank.

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Read us the definition of a skank.

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Yeah, skank.

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Skank.

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Because like when I think of skank,
a rhythmic dance performed by a reggae.

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A rhythmic dance performed to reggae or
ska music.

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What's the rest of it say?

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Characteristically?

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One who's filthy or foul.

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Oh, foul.

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Oh, one who is considered to be sexually
promiscuous.

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Used especially of a woman.

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Because boys aren't sluts.

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00:09:39,510 --> 00:09:40,510
They're just men.

271
00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:46,150
A lewdly unattractive and disreputable
person.

272
00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:47,210
A lewd and female.

273
00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:50,250
Especially one with an air of...

274
00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:52,410
Tawdry promiscuity.

275
00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:53,950
Okay, what are these stupid words?

276
00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:59,610
A substance considered foul, unhygienic,
or unpleasant.

277
00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:00,690
Damn.

278
00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:02,230
Damn.

279
00:10:02,845 --> 00:10:05,430
She can be slutty or she can be...

280
00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:07,570
To dance the skank.

281
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:09,560
Damn.

282
00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:15,510
The act of cheating a person through
disloyal and selfish means.

283
00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,990
With no... No shame to
use deception in the process.

284
00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,850
Most commonly known with the association
of a friend.

285
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:24,870
Must have been a woman.

286
00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:25,870
Must have been a woman.

287
00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:27,030
Fuck those girls.

288
00:10:28,010 --> 00:10:29,010
Jesus Christ.

289
00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:32,950
You want to fuck you too then?

290
00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:33,990
Let's look at the images.

291
00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:35,730
Images of a skank.

292
00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:36,830
It's probably porn.

293
00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,550
No, it's just all ska stuff.

294
00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:39,990
I'm sorry.

295
00:10:40,110 --> 00:10:41,110
It's all ska bands.

296
00:10:41,170 --> 00:10:42,170
Yeah, it's all ska bands.

297
00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:45,630
Remember when ska was a thing?

298
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:46,690
Yeah.

299
00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,010
Hi, Gen X.

300
00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:48,630
Yes, I do.

301
00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:49,930
Okay, grunge music.

302
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,250
Fuck yeah.

303
00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:52,570
Still a thing.

304
00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:57,330
I think anyone who knows what grunge music
is shouldn't be allowed to vote.

305
00:10:58,370 --> 00:10:59,370
I'm kidding.

306
00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:00,610
I'm kidding.

307
00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:02,530
Don't look at me like that.

308
00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:03,550
I was kidding.

309
00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:05,270
So rude.

310
00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,350
Okay, we got...
This is a drag queen.

311
00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:08,950
And what are you?

312
00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:10,030
What gen are you?

313
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,250
Gen Z.

314
00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:12,650
Gen Z.

315
00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:13,470
Gen Z.

316
00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:14,230
Gen Z.

317
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,030
But...

318
00:11:15,155 --> 00:11:16,290
What is... What are the...

319
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,370
What are the defining characteristics of
Gen Z?

320
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,470
Brain rot.

321
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,130
Yeah.

322
00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:22,150
Except... No, no, no.

323
00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:25,810
I think Gen Alpha is the brain rot
generation.

324
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000
But we...

325
00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:31,730
I don't know what Gen Z is.

326
00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:32,790
I'm going to Google it.

327
00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:34,410
What is Gen Z known for?

328
00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:37,750
It's definitely brain rot at the top.

329
00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:41,790
The seven basic traits of Gen Z,
according to Google.

330
00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:46,210
Seven unique characteristics of Generation
Z.

331
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,050
They're digital natives.

332
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,430
Agree with that one.

333
00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:49,870
I see that here.

334
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,750
The world they live in has never felt
safe.

335
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,610
That's really sad and true.

336
00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:56,370
They're accepting.

337
00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:57,660
They're health conscious.

338
00:11:57,970 --> 00:12:00,921
They value their privacy,
which really doesn't go

339
00:12:00,922 --> 00:12:03,591
along with the digital
native thing, but I get it.

340
00:12:04,095 --> 00:12:07,270
They're entrepreneurial and worried about
their future prospects.

341
00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:13,270
They're changing the distinction between
childhood and adulthood.

342
00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:15,970
Meaning... I feel like...

343
00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:19,710
I feel like a lot of them don't end
childhood when adulthood...

344
00:12:20,285 --> 00:12:26,950
When they reach adulthood, they continue
on closer to their 30s than any other...

345
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:32,370
But the thing about Gen Z is that's from
1996 to 2010.

346
00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:33,930
Yeah.

347
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:35,430
It's a big range.

348
00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:35,930
Yeah.

349
00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:36,350
Yeah.

350
00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:42,590
People in the 2000s would have been four
years old.

351
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:43,850
Mm-hmm.

352
00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:44,890
Yeah.

353
00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:45,810
Yeah.

354
00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:48,090
It was still very...

355
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:49,890
It was still very young then.

356
00:12:49,891 --> 00:12:50,350
Very fresh.

357
00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:50,890
Yeah.

358
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,990
I think up until about 2000...

359
00:12:53,855 --> 00:12:58,790
Honestly, up until about 2012,
the internet was still not... Oh, yeah.

360
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:00,230
Yeah, I'm not sure about that.

361
00:13:00,231 --> 00:13:03,070
I'm talking in terms of what the internet
was.

362
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,230
YouTube was still fairly new.

363
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:05,610
Yeah.

364
00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:06,730
Even though it was about...

365
00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:08,350
What would that calculate to?

366
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:09,460
Seven years old?

367
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:15,050
I mean, you're talking to someone who has
actually touched a floppy disk.

368
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:15,850
But I have to.

369
00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:20,070
It's not an innuendo, and it's not as an
archival item.

370
00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:21,730
That's what we used.

371
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,640
Yep, I have, too.

372
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,670
But, like, I don't use it.

373
00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:26,150
Right.

374
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,410
But that was all we had available.

375
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,030
Well, you had USB.

376
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:30,830
No.

377
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:31,830
No.

378
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:33,110
What year are we talking about?

379
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:37,790
I'm talking about early, early Oregon
Trail era.

380
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,530
Okay, well, then... Yeah.

381
00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:44,530
But if we were talking about, like,
mid to late 90s, you had USB.

382
00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:45,050
Nope.

383
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:45,850
Mm-hmm.

384
00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:46,970
No, we did not.

385
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,350
Hey, that's scope.

386
00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:52,750
Hey, it might have been available,
but not to everyone.

387
00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:53,430
Well, yeah.

388
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,290
It had to be affordable as well.

389
00:13:56,675 --> 00:13:57,990
Yeah, nothing's affordable now.

390
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,371
No, but... Fuck you, AI.

391
00:14:01,085 --> 00:14:02,085
If you had...

392
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,310
If you have a five...

393
00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:05,690
What is it?

394
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:06,890
A five-inch floppy disk?

395
00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:11,310
That's, like, what everybody thinks of as
a disk.

396
00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:12,470
What about eight-inch?

397
00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:15,330
That's what I started out with.

398
00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:17,350
It was truly floppy.

399
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,090
Sadly.

400
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:23,730
And if you put that in your backpack and
it got messed up, you got...

401
00:14:23,731 --> 00:14:24,731
You were fucked.

402
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,630
You just had to redo everything all over
again.

403
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:30,370
For anyone who wants to learn more about
floppies, there's a very interesting video

404
00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:33,570
by Polymatt on YouTube
where he made his own

405
00:14:33,571 --> 00:14:37,271
floppy disk, like, out
of metal and everything.

406
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,670
Super interesting video.

407
00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:41,890
He also has a bunch of, you know,
old vintage tech-related stuff.

408
00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:45,790
If you're interested in that, I definitely
recommend looking at it.

409
00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:50,990
But, yeah, I... They weren't made
out of metal when we had them, though.

410
00:14:51,070 --> 00:14:53,310
Well, yeah, but nowadays...

411
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,850
Or, not nowadays, but the way he did it
was, like, with a...

412
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,050
I'm going to be honest.

413
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,510
I didn't watch the video fully.

414
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,170
I forgot to finish it.

415
00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:05,290
Well, okay.

416
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:09,790
I have this thing where I will have a few
videos open in a tab.

417
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,570
And then, eventually, they'll be there
for, like, a month.

418
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:15,310
And then they'll all be closed.

419
00:15:15,311 --> 00:15:16,550
And I'll forget about it.

420
00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:22,850
I was watching a 40-hour playthrough of a
game.

421
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:24,310
Jesus.

422
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,550
That's a full-time job.

423
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,610
And I got to about 16 hours.

424
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,510
And then it went into a tab.

425
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,890
And then I never finished watching it.

426
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:33,550
Yeah, it's a full-time job.

427
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,350
So, since we got sidetracked...

428
00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,790
Yeah, what were we talking about?

429
00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:41,850
We were discussing about what this podcast
is about.

430
00:15:41,851 --> 00:15:43,330
Oh, yeah, we got sidetracked.

431
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:44,830
So, the point is...

432
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:49,590
We're going to bring, hopefully, each week,
we're going to bring some... Hopefully.

433
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,190
Hopefully, right?

434
00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:56,310
We're going to bring some subject to the
table that we're going to talk about.

435
00:15:57,630 --> 00:16:00,310
But chances are, we're going to get
sidetracked.

436
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:04,650
Because neither one of us are linearly
thinking.

437
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,070
We're both ADHD.

438
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:07,210
We're definitely...

439
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:09,330
For a ridiculous amount of time.

440
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:10,690
Honestly?

441
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:11,710
Undiagnosed, of course.

442
00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:13,450
You are probably ADHD.

443
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:14,830
I'm definitely ADHD.

444
00:16:14,831 --> 00:16:15,290
I'm not.

445
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:15,590
Autistic?

446
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:16,050
Yeah.

447
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:16,610
Yeah.

448
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:17,270
Like...

449
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:19,646
Everybody's... I feel like
everybody's on the spectrum.

450
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:20,670
I feel like...

451
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,670
Thinking-wise, everyone's on the spectrum.

452
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,290
Sexually, everyone's on the spectrum.

453
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:31,670
Statistically, Gen Z has a higher
probability of having some sort of

454
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,090
attention deficit disorder.

455
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:34,410
Or ASD.

456
00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:34,650
Sure.

457
00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:39,651
And honestly, Gen X, every
one of us... You were huffing lead.

458
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:41,510
We weren't huffing it.

459
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:42,790
Yes.

460
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,226
We weren't huffing that shit.

461
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,930
We weren't huffing...
Oh, leaded gas?

462
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,550
No, remember
how... Oh, leaded gas.

463
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:47,890
Yeah, leaded gas.

464
00:16:47,891 --> 00:16:52,741
No, actually, the year
that I got my driver's

465
00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:55,650
license is when leaded
fuel was going out.

466
00:16:55,651 --> 00:16:56,651
Can we bring that back?

467
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,150
I want to huff some lead.

468
00:16:58,190 --> 00:16:59,550
No, I think it's a bad idea.

469
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,070
Lead.

470
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,970
You shut your mouth.

471
00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:02,510
Lead.

472
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:03,670
Anyway.

473
00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:06,470
Oh, I feel like everyone...

474
00:17:06,471 --> 00:17:10,970
A lot of people my age were definitely
undiagnosed because a lot of times people

475
00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:13,530
just said you were a
daydreamer or... Oh, yeah.

476
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:14,770
They're really smart.

477
00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:17,206
They're really smart, but they just have a
hard time concentrating.

478
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:22,530
So, no one was diagnosed until we get a
lot older and then, you know, people my

479
00:17:22,531 --> 00:17:28,350
age are reading articles about
things... Reading the Facebooks?

480
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:33,510
Or looking at the FaceTimes and we're
just, you know, and then it says,

481
00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:36,970
well, if you have these traits,
chances are you're ADHD.

482
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:42,010
And then I look at every one of those and
go, well, shit, there I am.

483
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:44,610
Well, for me,
it's a... Oh, funny.

484
00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:44,850
Did you hear that?

485
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:46,150
Yeah.

486
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,570
Like, I haven't been diagnosed.

487
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,650
I probably should.

488
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:53,570
I've even asked my doctor, like,
hey, do you have any info?

489
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:56,130
And she's like, this was my really old
doctor.

490
00:17:56,131 --> 00:17:56,590
Your older one, yeah.

491
00:17:56,591 --> 00:17:58,170
She was like, well,
you should talk to your

492
00:17:58,171 --> 00:18:00,110
mother and see if she
can get you into a child.

493
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:01,390
And I'm like...

494
00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:01,930
No.

495
00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,086
I'm not going to be doing that.

496
00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:03,370
Uh-uh.

497
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:04,510
Yep.

498
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:09,320
But, um, undiagnosed,
but if you do follow me

499
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:14,151
anywhere else, you know
I probably have autism.

500
00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:17,470
I mean, like I said, we're all on the
spectrum.

501
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:23,630
And honestly, my new, newest profession,
we're all fucked up.

502
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,410
So, you can't...

503
00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:26,770
I wish you'd talk about that.

504
00:18:27,535 --> 00:18:28,630
I'm an EMT.

505
00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:30,170
I'm an EMT.

506
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,450
I work for a private company.

507
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:37,750
We do inter-facility transports,
which is basically taking people home from

508
00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:43,891
the hospital or taking them from one hospital
to another for a higher level of care.

509
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:46,631
During the daytime, they
take people to appointments,

510
00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:48,790
and we're talking about,
like, the sickest people.

511
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,770
Like, they can't sit up in a chair.

512
00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:51,570
They're so sick.

513
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,810
They do kickflips.

514
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:54,830
Well, they... No, they're rad.

515
00:18:54,831 --> 00:18:55,470
Not that kind of sick.

516
00:18:55,471 --> 00:18:55,890
They're rad.

517
00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:59,042
They can't sit up in a
chair long enough to get to

518
00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:01,991
an appointment and then
wait for that appointment.

519
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:04,870
So, we take them on a stretcher.

520
00:19:05,465 --> 00:19:08,230
You have to be an EMT to work for my
company.

521
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:09,815
This company...

522
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:10,730
Yeah.

523
00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:10,950
Yeah.

524
00:19:10,951 --> 00:19:11,951
We special...

525
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:12,850
Specialty...

526
00:19:13,175 --> 00:19:14,250
Medical transport.

527
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:17,690
So, I have been there for about a year and
a half.

528
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,610
I really... It feels longer.

529
00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:20,410
I know.

530
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,700
It feels like forever.

531
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:22,940
But I love it.

532
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,850
We get to meet a lot of different people.

533
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:27,860
A lot of demented people.

534
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,470
A lot of people with...

535
00:19:30,471 --> 00:19:34,890
They call them comorbidities, but they
have lots of different problems.

536
00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,871
They keep them from being
able to... We're really big balls.

537
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,070
You shut your mouth right now.

538
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,970
We actually had two patients.

539
00:19:45,195 --> 00:19:49,438
They've had ridiculously
large scrotums and I

540
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,690
did not go looking to
see that sort of thing.

541
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:53,430
You weren't tracking for them.

542
00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:54,470
There it was.

543
00:19:54,550 --> 00:20:00,490
And I was like, oh, I think they're brief
maybe.

544
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:01,130
Full on.

545
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,346
They're like, that's not the brief.

546
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:03,630
And I'm like, oh, in my head.

547
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:04,650
I'm like, oh, shit.

548
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,680
They're like, no.

549
00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:07,930
So, yeah.

550
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,810
Lots of surprising things.

551
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,130
Thankfully, nothing terrible happened.

552
00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,950
Nothing traumatic for us.

553
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,861
I mean, it's EMT,
which I know there's a lot

554
00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:19,930
of EMTs that go
through a range of things.

555
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:23,984
But the specific EMT
that you are, I feel

556
00:20:23,985 --> 00:20:27,650
like you don't see the
really gruesome stuff.

557
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:28,790
Like someone's arm.

558
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:29,830
We don't see trauma.

559
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,410
Someone's arm's hanging off.

560
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:31,750
Yeah.

561
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:35,350
Someone's brain hanging off.

562
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:40,810
And honestly, at this point, I could have
already stepped up into 911.

563
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,030
But my life is...

564
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,700
I've had plenty of excitement.

565
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,570
I don't really need any more.

566
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,490
Like, I am totally fine not going out
on...

567
00:20:50,865 --> 00:20:52,345
I don't have to go lights and sirens.

568
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,930
I've done it a few times.

569
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,490
It is scary and exciting.

570
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,280
But I don't need to.

571
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:00,430
I really don't need to.

572
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:05,790
There are plenty of people who are more
than willing and happy to take those calls

573
00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:10,250
that I am more than willing and happy to
just hand them off to.

574
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:12,330
Because I have had plenty of excitement.

575
00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:13,010
Don't need it.

576
00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:13,630
Don't need it.

577
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:17,070
And I really do enjoy the taking people
home.

578
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,528
You know, having people
who are a little bit worried about

579
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,930
heading to where they don't
know where they came from.

580
00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:25,070
And just having a conversation for a few
minutes.

581
00:21:25,590 --> 00:21:26,670
You shut your face.

582
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:28,390
Jesus.

583
00:21:29,395 --> 00:21:30,835
I'm trying to be serious about this.

584
00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:32,030
So, fuck you.

585
00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:33,930
But that's...

586
00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:36,450
One of the tags for this is comedy
podcast.

587
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:39,030
It is a comedy pop-tast.

588
00:21:39,070 --> 00:21:40,070
It's a comedy top-tast.

589
00:21:40,071 --> 00:21:40,970
Comedy tap-tast.

590
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:41,410
Tip-top.

591
00:21:41,411 --> 00:21:41,530
Tip-top.

592
00:21:41,531 --> 00:21:44,311
So, the point is being
a very... Big balls.

593
00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:45,650
You know what?

594
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:46,630
Shut up for a second.

595
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:47,670
God damn it.

596
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,590
So, having someone who is a little bit
worried about getting home.

597
00:21:51,670 --> 00:21:53,990
They're not sure where they've been,
where they're going.

598
00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:57,622
And just having a conversation
long enough to get them there

599
00:21:57,623 --> 00:22:01,110
until they recognize somewhere
that they feel comfortable.

600
00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:03,670
It feels really good, honestly.

601
00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:05,790
I really like that part.

602
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:09,130
And I, you know, I'll keep doing it.

603
00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:10,430
Plus, I can't...

604
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,310
I gotta say, I make good fucking money
doing it.

605
00:22:13,455 --> 00:22:15,930
Like, people don't like to work overnight
shifts.

606
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:19,250
I don't get it because I don't like to get
up early in the morning.

607
00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:22,810
So, I don't understand why anybody
wouldn't want to work an overnight shift.

608
00:22:23,570 --> 00:22:26,890
But, at the same time, a lot of people
like to have actual lives.

609
00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:28,050
I'm using finger puppets.

610
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:30,130
They like real-day lifetimes.

611
00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:31,510
So, yeah.

612
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:31,870
No.

613
00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:35,410
I will work those overnight shifts and
hang out with those people.

614
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,680
And they want to pay me a little bit
extra.

615
00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:38,230
Cool.

616
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:39,250
That's cool, too.

617
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,130
I dig it.

618
00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:40,570
Yeah.

619
00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:41,050
No.

620
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:42,270
Dig the place.

621
00:22:42,350 --> 00:22:42,870
So.

622
00:22:42,871 --> 00:22:44,130
Okay, Sophia.

623
00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:45,350
Let's talk about careers.

624
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:46,350
All right.

625
00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:46,850
Let's do that.

626
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,360
How long have you been working your
current career?

627
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,140
What is your current career?

628
00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:52,491
It's... It's unemployed.

629
00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:53,150
Okay.

630
00:22:53,210 --> 00:22:57,050
So, if anyone is looking to
hire... If anyone's looking to hire...

631
00:22:57,150 --> 00:23:02,410
A sweet, smart, polite, good-smelling...

632
00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:03,630
Yes.

633
00:23:03,631 --> 00:23:04,370
Shut up.

634
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,570
You do smell good.

635
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:06,530
Anyone...

636
00:23:06,865 --> 00:23:14,690
A lovely, tall person that has a little
dog that really only likes three people.

637
00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:17,130
Call Sophia.

638
00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:21,130
I'm as big as three people.

639
00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:22,230
That's what she's saying.

640
00:23:22,330 --> 00:23:24,570
No, you're tall.

641
00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:26,010
I'm kidding.

642
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:29,550
I mean, I'm the size of two twins.

643
00:23:31,025 --> 00:23:34,350
If they're 110-pound twins, maybe.

644
00:23:34,490 --> 00:23:34,870
Well, no.

645
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:38,234
I mean, in terms of
the height of a twin, my

646
00:23:38,235 --> 00:23:42,551
feet were hanging
off of my last twin bed.

647
00:23:43,050 --> 00:23:45,710
Oh, I thought you were talking about twin
people.

648
00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:46,150
No.

649
00:23:46,151 --> 00:23:47,151
Not twin people.

650
00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:47,350
I'm like, what?

651
00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:50,070
Two, three-and-a-half-foot tall twins?

652
00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,090
I should have clarified.

653
00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:51,530
I meant like twin beds.

654
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:52,531
You should definitely.

655
00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:54,310
That's a big difference.

656
00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:55,550
Yeah.

657
00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:58,892
I don't know why, but I
expect in my head that

658
00:23:58,893 --> 00:24:01,230
people will understand
what I'm talking about.

659
00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:01,450
No.

660
00:24:01,451 --> 00:24:03,790
You gotta... I'm
the size of twins.

661
00:24:03,830 --> 00:24:04,850
You gotta include them in your...

662
00:24:04,851 --> 00:24:06,245
You gotta include them
from the beginning of the

663
00:24:06,269 --> 00:24:08,390
conversation in your head,
not just the middle of it.

664
00:24:08,710 --> 00:24:09,710
Twin beds.

665
00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:10,430
Twin beds.

666
00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:12,490
I just remembered that I forgot to get...

667
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,970
I forgot to get ranch seasoning at the
dollar store.

668
00:24:16,110 --> 00:24:16,330
Scheiße.

669
00:24:16,430 --> 00:24:17,430
God damn it.

670
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:17,850
Ugh.

671
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:18,910
I wish you would have told me.

672
00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:19,650
I would have reminded you.

673
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:20,450
Well, I just forgot.

674
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:21,790
Rhonda said she got some.

675
00:24:21,870 --> 00:24:23,630
But Rhonda is my wife, by the way.

676
00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:24,310
She did.

677
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:25,530
I think it's in the pantry.

678
00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:26,070
What?

679
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,006
I think the ranch seasoning's in the
pantry.

680
00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:28,170
It is?

681
00:24:28,370 --> 00:24:29,030
I think so.

682
00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:29,390
Oh.

683
00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:30,590
Lindsay was looking for it.

684
00:24:30,591 --> 00:24:31,350
Unless Lindsay used it.

685
00:24:31,490 --> 00:24:31,630
No.

686
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:33,206
She was looking for it, but she couldn't
find it.

687
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:33,510
Oh.

688
00:24:33,511 --> 00:24:34,590
I'm pretty sure it's in the pantry.

689
00:24:34,591 --> 00:24:34,670
Yeah.

690
00:24:34,671 --> 00:24:35,706
I was with both hands on the map.

691
00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:36,730
So...

692
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,210
Lindsay is Sophia's oldest sister.

693
00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:44,130
And she's... She's
fucking lovely.

694
00:24:44,330 --> 00:24:46,950
But she's dumb as a goddamn stick.

695
00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:48,690
So...

696
00:24:48,870 --> 00:24:49,870
Here we go.

697
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,100
I'm no smarter.

698
00:24:57,350 --> 00:24:57,830
No.

699
00:24:57,910 --> 00:24:58,910
Not at all.

700
00:25:00,010 --> 00:25:00,490
Fine.

701
00:25:00,491 --> 00:25:02,850
Both of us are still recovering from a
cold.

702
00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:04,810
We were actually going to record this last
week.

703
00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:12,170
Well, we recorded our original first
episode two weeks ago, or three weeks ago.

704
00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:13,090
That was three weeks ago.

705
00:25:13,170 --> 00:25:13,690
Three weeks ago.

706
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:14,930
And I was drunk as fuck.

707
00:25:15,510 --> 00:25:15,950
Yeah.

708
00:25:15,951 --> 00:25:22,650
And it was... We're going to include some
outtakes in the following episodes, but...

709
00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:26,110
I think, actually, at the end
where I had started... Yeah.

710
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,437
I think I'll include some
of the clips from that,

711
00:25:28,438 --> 00:25:30,390
because some of them
were actually really funny.

712
00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:32,470
We actually got quite deep in that.

713
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:33,530
Which...

714
00:25:33,670 --> 00:25:36,410
Was really a shame, because we had
microphone problems.

715
00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:37,790
We actually got a new microphone.

716
00:25:37,890 --> 00:25:38,090
Yeah.

717
00:25:38,790 --> 00:25:39,790
New.

718
00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:44,030
Went from a blue Snowball, which
my mother was using, my sweet

719
00:25:44,031 --> 00:25:49,930
mother, that has a face, to
a blue Yeti that I fixed myself.

720
00:25:50,210 --> 00:25:51,210
It had a broken port.

721
00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:53,050
I desoldered it.

722
00:25:53,390 --> 00:25:57,350
And we actually picked it up at Goodwill
outlet, the Goodwill bins.

723
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:58,150
Yeah.

724
00:25:58,270 --> 00:25:58,850
Mm-hmm.

725
00:25:58,851 --> 00:25:59,530
We'll name it, probably.

726
00:25:59,770 --> 00:26:00,770
And then...

727
00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:04,310
Sophia also... I don't
know if you can hear this.

728
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:05,430
They can.

729
00:26:06,845 --> 00:26:10,090
I chose this microphone cover that is
fuzzy.

730
00:26:10,490 --> 00:26:11,150
I'm jealous.

731
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,066
I'm actually going to buy one for my
microphone.

732
00:26:13,090 --> 00:26:13,550
It's okay.

733
00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:14,590
Because it's really nice.

734
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:15,570
I'm still touching it.

735
00:26:15,571 --> 00:26:15,790
Sorry.

736
00:26:15,890 --> 00:26:17,330
I can't stop now that I started.

737
00:26:17,590 --> 00:26:18,110
It's okay.

738
00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:20,371
I'm going to stop
talking so I can... Okay.

739
00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:20,950
Okay.

740
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:21,410
There we go.

741
00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:22,070
That was out of the question.

742
00:26:22,071 --> 00:26:22,350
Yeah.

743
00:26:23,030 --> 00:26:25,230
But it is... I love
the feel of it.

744
00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:26,050
It feels like a...

745
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,070
It's just a fluffy... It
feels like a bunny.

746
00:26:29,071 --> 00:26:29,350
A stuffed animal.

747
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:29,490
Yeah.

748
00:26:29,491 --> 00:26:30,691
It's just like a bunny's tail.

749
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:31,270
Yeah.

750
00:26:31,271 --> 00:26:32,170
A big bunny's tail.

751
00:26:32,171 --> 00:26:33,171
That bunny was dead.

752
00:26:33,390 --> 00:26:34,570
Shut up, Jesus!

753
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,350
Why am I even trying to record this
podcast with you?

754
00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:39,850
That's right.

755
00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:40,970
For fuck's sake!

756
00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:41,790
Yeah.

757
00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:42,130
I'm sorry.

758
00:26:42,630 --> 00:26:45,470
In fairness, those are called dead cats.

759
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,070
Are they really?

760
00:26:47,210 --> 00:26:47,470
Yeah.

761
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,080
Oh, that's rude.

762
00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:49,650
Yeah.

763
00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:50,990
Yeah.

764
00:26:52,910 --> 00:26:55,470
The ones that you find on cameras are
called dead cats.

765
00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:58,050
This, thankfully, is not on a camera.

766
00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,130
It's on a microphone.

767
00:26:59,131 --> 00:27:00,251
It's on a silver microphone.

768
00:27:00,570 --> 00:27:00,890
Yeah.

769
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:03,250
I'm still touching it just so you hear
this.

770
00:27:03,251 --> 00:27:03,770
Prepared by yours truly.

771
00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:04,390
Yeah.

772
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,695
And what was funny is when
I came in here, I was looking

773
00:27:07,735 --> 00:27:10,230
at it and she's like,
it's so, so stuffy, fluffy.

774
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:12,050
And I had to get all the...

775
00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:14,780
I'm still touching it, by the way.

776
00:27:14,990 --> 00:27:15,990
It's not interference.

777
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,835
So, I just yanked the
thing off of it and she's

778
00:27:18,836 --> 00:27:20,830
like, it's really hard
to get back on there.

779
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:24,030
And then I shake the shit out of it and I
just plop it right back on.

780
00:27:24,190 --> 00:27:24,550
No, no, no.

781
00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:25,470
What did I say?

782
00:27:25,471 --> 00:27:27,530
I said, you have to goatse it.

783
00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:29,750
Wait, what's goatse?

784
00:27:30,810 --> 00:27:31,810
Okay.

785
00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:34,311
So, for those... I think you
didn't explain this to me.

786
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:42,250
So, for those who don't know what goatse
is, it is a very old shock website of a

787
00:27:42,650 --> 00:27:45,690
man who is... No.

788
00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:48,251
...bent over... No.

789
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,310
...stretching his asshole open.

790
00:27:54,850 --> 00:27:56,451
Well, is that like...
Is that like a gapper?

791
00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:57,770
Or gapping?

792
00:27:57,830 --> 00:28:02,207
Well, it was called
goatse because it was on

793
00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:05,650
a site that was goat.cx,
which is a domain.

794
00:28:05,930 --> 00:28:07,130
Well, it sounds like goat sex.

795
00:28:07,170 --> 00:28:08,570
That's what it was supposed to be.

796
00:28:08,710 --> 00:28:08,810
Oh.

797
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:10,620
Goats aren't that big.

798
00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:13,486
I don't know... I mean, unless
they're running right in there.

799
00:28:13,510 --> 00:28:16,250
I don't know what the whole point of the
website was.

800
00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:18,310
It got banned by the Christmas Island.

801
00:28:18,790 --> 00:28:20,670
That's the CX's Christmas Island.

802
00:28:20,671 --> 00:28:22,470
I feel like they probably needed to do
that.

803
00:28:22,490 --> 00:28:22,670
Yeah.

804
00:28:22,671 --> 00:28:24,870
It got banned because the people...

805
00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:29,830
The three people that live on Christmas
Island got so mad that they reported it.

806
00:28:29,890 --> 00:28:32,350
And they're like, let's get the gaping
asshole off.

807
00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:33,730
And then they banned it.

808
00:28:33,870 --> 00:28:35,453
I mean, we've been
talking about that, about

809
00:28:35,454 --> 00:28:38,051
the current president
for about a year now.

810
00:28:38,210 --> 00:28:40,810
Anyway, but... Because
he's a gaping asshole.

811
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:41,310
Right?

812
00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:43,350
I mean, not gonna lie.

813
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:44,830
Yeah.

814
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:45,830
Yeah.

815
00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:46,870
I mean...

816
00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:51,870
Did we actually explain what this podcast
is about yet?

817
00:28:51,871 --> 00:28:53,790
We said that, like, it was going to be
getting...

818
00:28:53,791 --> 00:28:56,710
us bringing a topic and getting
sidetracked with that topic.

819
00:28:56,830 --> 00:28:57,050
Okay.

820
00:28:57,350 --> 00:28:59,310
Which fucking clearly has been happening.

821
00:28:59,530 --> 00:28:59,750
Right.

822
00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:02,970
We went from wicked to gaping assholes.

823
00:29:03,010 --> 00:29:06,990
I feel like we're better at the
sidetracking than we are at the topic.

824
00:29:07,270 --> 00:29:07,570
Yeah.

825
00:29:07,650 --> 00:29:09,766
Like, we could be talking about something
real serious.

826
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:14,170
We're like, let's talk about the 13 people
that died in Israel's bombing campaign.

827
00:29:14,530 --> 00:29:16,510
I don't think it's just 13, honestly.

828
00:29:16,870 --> 00:29:18,590
Well, I mean, it's way more than 13.

829
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:23,070
Anyway... Anyway, let's talk about this
butthole this guy was stretching open.

830
00:29:23,071 --> 00:29:24,631
Let's talk about a giant gapping asshole.

831
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:26,050
Not your dad.

832
00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:27,250
I mean...

833
00:29:28,990 --> 00:29:29,990
What?

834
00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:32,690
Oh, touching me with your...
Is there poop on my shoe?

835
00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:33,110
No.

836
00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:33,830
No.

837
00:29:33,831 --> 00:29:35,671
No, there is a Birkenstock on your foot
though.

838
00:29:35,830 --> 00:29:36,550
There is a Birkenstock.

839
00:29:36,551 --> 00:29:38,071
These are actually really comfortable.

840
00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:40,350
I thought that...

841
00:29:40,351 --> 00:29:44,810
I got Birkenstocks for the first time in
my entire life because we had to go to a

842
00:29:44,811 --> 00:29:47,030
wedding and I needed something that looked
presentable.

843
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:49,270
And they're actually like the Birkenstock
Mule.

844
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:50,570
Yeah.

845
00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:53,050
The Birkenstock Mule is
the... The Birkenstock Mule.

846
00:29:53,890 --> 00:29:55,170
Sorry, there's drugs in my shoe?

847
00:29:55,370 --> 00:29:56,370
No.

848
00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:59,050
Clem Eastwood is in your shoe.

849
00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:01,890
I got foot fungus in my shoe.

850
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:07,910
Yeah, but we had to get like shoes that
were... we went to the Goodwill to look

851
00:30:07,911 --> 00:30:11,411
for shoes, but they didn't really
have a big selection because I have...

852
00:30:11,412 --> 00:30:12,130
Ginormous feet.

853
00:30:12,590 --> 00:30:13,310
Actually, no.

854
00:30:13,430 --> 00:30:14,970
I don't have that big of feet.

855
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:16,030
Oh really?

856
00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:18,330
I'm a 12 or 12 and a half depending on the
brand.

857
00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:22,857
Because some brands are
like... I call... I forget what I call

858
00:30:22,858 --> 00:30:26,570
them, but some brands feels
like they're meant for Chinese feet.

859
00:30:27,490 --> 00:30:28,890
Oh, it's Asian sizing.

860
00:30:29,090 --> 00:30:29,710
Asian sizing.

861
00:30:29,711 --> 00:30:32,570
And I feel bad saying that, but... Well,
no.

862
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:34,050
It's an actual thing.

863
00:30:34,070 --> 00:30:35,726
Honestly, Asian people are a lot smaller
than American people.

864
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:39,250
American people are fat and wide,
so... And I'm fat and wide.

865
00:30:39,510 --> 00:30:39,950
Yeah.

866
00:30:39,990 --> 00:30:42,578
And so if you get an Asian
size something, it's not gonna

867
00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:45,490
fit the same as something that
is made for American people.

868
00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:48,290
Yeah, that's why I love wearing Shein
products, which...

869
00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:54,870
To be clear, I've never purchased from
Shein, but at the Goodwill, I did get

870
00:30:54,871 --> 00:31:00,230
multiple Shein products because that's
mostly what women wear in terms of like...

871
00:31:00,231 --> 00:31:02,270
I'm talking about like white women.

872
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:02,950
They love Shein.

873
00:31:02,951 --> 00:31:04,430
Well, and nicer items.

874
00:31:04,550 --> 00:31:05,050
Yeah.

875
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,290
Because a lot of people buy nicer items.

876
00:31:10,690 --> 00:31:11,856
They don't have to be durable.

877
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,990
They're not everyday items.

878
00:31:12,991 --> 00:31:15,250
The thing is, is Shein is cheap.

879
00:31:15,510 --> 00:31:16,050
Yeah.

880
00:31:16,090 --> 00:31:16,990
It's like Temu.

881
00:31:17,050 --> 00:31:17,670
Fast, fast.

882
00:31:17,671 --> 00:31:17,790
Shein.

883
00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:18,110
Fast.

884
00:31:18,111 --> 00:31:18,350
Fashion.

885
00:31:18,351 --> 00:31:18,670
It's Fast Fashion.

886
00:31:18,730 --> 00:31:19,110
Yeah.

887
00:31:19,610 --> 00:31:23,170
I think, so I think Sydney wants to go
outside, do you think?

888
00:31:23,190 --> 00:31:23,430
Okay.

889
00:31:23,630 --> 00:31:27,330
We are going to pause and we'll be right
back with you momentarily.

890
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,600
Welcome back from the break.

891
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
I

892
00:31:54,840 --> 00:32:00,100
Yeah so I think it might have been career
for me.

893
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,100
I think we passed that a while ago.

894
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,720
And then went to gaping asshole.

895
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:07,740
Oh yes there was that.

896
00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:08,940
Yeah.

897
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,520
What's new?

898
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:15,640
You don't want to look.

899
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:16,140
Don't look.

900
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,280
It's not good.

901
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:20,460
It's not gonna it's not gonna be happy.

902
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:26,900
Well no... that's... Israel forces
continue demolishing Gaza City.

903
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:27,540
No.

904
00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:28,040
No.

905
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,120
That's fantastic.

906
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,400
Free Palestine.

907
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,880
You want to come in choo-choo?

908
00:32:32,415 --> 00:32:35,180
My dog has come down the hall just to see
what we're doing.

909
00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:35,600
Yeah.

910
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,680
I don't know.

911
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:41,800
I kind of feel like we... I don't know
exactly... yeah I think we've talked about

912
00:32:41,801 --> 00:32:44,480
really everything there is to talk about
in this episode.

913
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,320
I mean for now yeah for sure.

914
00:32:46,695 --> 00:32:50,820
We talked about because the two
bigger dogs that are... We're coming in.

915
00:32:50,821 --> 00:32:51,821
We're big babies.

916
00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:52,940
Super big babies.

917
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,240
Coming in and making noise.

918
00:32:54,790 --> 00:32:59,520
They like for us all to be in common
areas.

919
00:33:00,565 --> 00:33:02,282
And so they're
freaking out a little bit

920
00:33:02,283 --> 00:33:04,580
because we're kind of
tucked away into one room.

921
00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:07,500
Maybe we set up a table in the living
room.

922
00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:10,840
Because it's reasonably quiet in there.

923
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,600
Who knows?

924
00:33:14,065 --> 00:33:16,640
We might have to change our location in
the house.

925
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,288
I mean obviously it's
still going to come from

926
00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:19,920
our house because I
don't want to put on shoes.

927
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,284
But we also want to be
able to have the rest of the

928
00:33:24,285 --> 00:33:27,140
house be able to rest while
we're doing our podcast.

929
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,520
And that's not really happening right now.

930
00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:36,480
Well, thank you everyone who is listening
or will continue to listen.

931
00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:36,960
Right.

932
00:33:36,961 --> 00:33:38,060
Thanks for joining us.

933
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:41,035
I feel like you may
be listening to this one

934
00:33:41,036 --> 00:33:43,740
after you've listened
to like our 15th episode.

935
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:44,640
Probably.

936
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:47,600
And gone back a little bit because you're
too caught up.

937
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:52,500
I hope everyone has a fantastic Tuesday.

938
00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:53,820
Is it Tuesday?

939
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:55,480
It's going to be Tuesday now.

940
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:55,780
Yeah.

941
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:57,640
It was Monday when we started.

942
00:33:57,641 --> 00:33:58,120
It is Monday.

943
00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,300
Yeah.

944
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,040
December 1st.

945
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:02,180
Do we have a website?

946
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:02,840
Yeah.

947
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,400
Okay.

948
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:04,400
So check out the website.

949
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:09,440
Let us know if you want us to talk about
anything because God knows I love to cuss.

950
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,380
And Sophia can look up facts like nobody's
business.

951
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,280
Yeah.

952
00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:17,500
Well, thank you everyone for joining us.

953
00:34:17,501 --> 00:34:18,520
I already said that.

954
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:20,880
Thanks for listening through all of this
crap.

955
00:34:21,345 --> 00:34:22,440
We do appreciate you.

956
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,220
And we hope that you will join us again in
the future.

957
00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:28,840
And until then, we'll see you next time.

958
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:29,880
Bye.

959
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:31,100
Bye.

960
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,680
Okay.

961
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,380
Now I'm going to take off my headphones.

962
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,100
And we can actually pause this time,
which is great.

963
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,400
Because I don't know exactly how long this
episode is going to be.

964
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,480
And... no.

965
00:34:58,710 --> 00:34:59,710
Do you want to start?

966
00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:01,130
How do we want to start?

967
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:05,441
Did you know if you take
one egg... Anna, I'm kidding.

968
00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:06,776
We don't want to start like that.

969
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,120
No.

970
00:35:07,420 --> 00:35:08,520
You take one egg?

971
00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:09,300
Yeah.

972
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,500
All the recipe.

973
00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:12,800
I don't want a recipe.

974
00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:15,220
Why is Sydney automatically here?

975
00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:19,160
She just knows we're about to start an
episode and she wants to be a little shit.

976
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,560
Are you a little shit, Sydney?

977
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:21,960
Hi.

978
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,040
Hello.

979
00:35:23,060 --> 00:35:24,060
Are you a little shit?

980
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:25,820
Hi, Squidney.

981
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:27,540
Hi, Sydney.

982
00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:28,580
Hi, Syd.

983
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,260
What are you doing?

984
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:32,420
Do you just want to be a guest?

985
00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:33,740
Yeah.

986
00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:35,360
Maybe we need to get a Sydney mic?

987
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:36,780
No.

988
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:36,960
Yeah.

989
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:37,620
So...

990
00:35:37,795 --> 00:35:39,056
As long as it's scratches my butt.

991
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,860
When I just put her outside,
she was going to poop.

992
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:46,100
And she went from poop to full sprinting
right towards me.

993
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,480
Terrifying.

994
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:48,980
Yeah.

995
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:50,320
So... Terrifying little dog.

996
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,160
Look at that face.

997
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:51,500
Thank you.

998
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:52,900
Terrifying little Sydney.

999
00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:56,800
I want to fuck your face with my brain
powers.

1000
00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:58,180
What the?

1001
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,680
No one will fuck my face.

1002
00:35:59,800 --> 00:35:59,940
No, I love you too.

1003
00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:01,700
Okay, go find your mom.

1004
00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:03,540
We'll go get her.

1005
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:04,360
No.

1006
00:36:04,361 --> 00:36:04,980
Go get your mom.

1007
00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:06,860
She doesn't think she can get through.

1008
00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:08,460
What was that?

1009
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,760
She's like sniffing the door.

1010
00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:11,600
No.

1011
00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:11,740
No.

1012
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:12,200
That's for me.

1013
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:12,580
Okay.

1014
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:13,920
Oh.

1015
00:36:13,990 --> 00:36:14,700
I love you, Sydney.

1016
00:36:14,701 --> 00:36:15,701
She's such a good girl.

1017
00:36:16,545 --> 00:36:17,720
You can go find your mom.

1018
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,956
Are you a little shit, Sydney?

1019
00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:19,140
Yeah, yeah.

1020
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,240
No, she got out.

1021
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,240
Let's just ignore that sound.

1022
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:23,760
I accidentally clicked the button.

1023
00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:24,860
I'm sorry, Sydney.

1024
00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,820
I just turned off my, I just turned off my
monitors.

1025
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,000
That's not what I meant to do.

1026
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:36,120
If you heard that beep, that was me
clicking my UPS.

1027
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:36,820
Oh, shit.

1028
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,160
Did we start the episode already?

1029
00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:39,340
Yeah.

1030
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:43,020
Well, you know, like, this is probably
gonna be at the end.

1031
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,680
Like, you know how they have like,
some podcasts where they're like,

1032
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,740
this was us just like, hamming it up.

1033
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,100
This was us getting warmed up.

1034
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,320
This was us getting warmed up.

1035
00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:55,040
But let's go ahead and get started now.

1036
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,400
I don't know how you want to start it.

1037
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,120
There's Sydney again.

1038
00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:02,460
Hang on.

1039
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,120
Hang on.

1040
00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:05,355
Hey, stink pants.

1041
00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:07,340
What's your deal?

1042
00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:08,080
Hi, squid.

1043
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:10,380
Are you just upset that you smell like a
butt?

1044
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,240
What you doing?

1045
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:11,940
Hi.

1046
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,060
We're having a conversation.

1047
00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:14,260
Did you want to come in?

1048
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:15,500
Oh, why'd you do that?

1049
00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:16,680
I like... Nope.

1050
00:37:17,140 --> 00:37:17,460
Nope.

1051
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:18,060
All right.

1052
00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:18,780
All right.

1053
00:37:18,781 --> 00:37:19,781
Go ahead.

1054
00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:21,116
She'll want to make sure we're still
alive, I guess.

1055
00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:22,140
Ooh, that cold breeze.

1056
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,140
So, as I was saying...